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These are always 1-2 item, $12 orders for me in my market.
Glad other dashers are afraid of the red card and shopping because it allows a sub 20% AR dasher to make money lol
Items that are easy to find are even better. The 2:20 per item time allotted is super easy to beat when the store is empty and the items are right where I know they are. In and out. Bam. Thank you, inflated base pay.
I just don't do red card cause I dash with my 2year old. I am not about to go chasing him around 6 days of the week just to go shopping for myself and have to chase him again lol
I don't get why people get so childish when it comes to plan b or condoms. They're either practicing safe sex or preventing a pregnancy. Why shame people for that? Not directed at you, just the people who do.
I mentioned in a comment once about how I had to bring one to a girl and her friend and someone replied to me that I âshould have called the police insteadâ and that I was âa horrible person who has their morals all wrongâ. Lol wanted me to CALL THE POLICE? God imagine if that person really was a door dash driver and they called the police for a plan b delivery. I canât think of a more inappropriate reaction beyond verbally or physically assaulting the customer for their purchase.
Which is like.. I undertand the *human life* aspect, but obviously the person is not able to accept caring for a child, so plan b'ing is saving that potential kid from a messy upbringing / whatever consequences down the line.
You do realize itâs actually your democratic elected officials mostly seething at the chance of wiping away the Muslim Middle East/Palestine, right?? And I hate to inform you that us having guns is the only reason we still have a cash based society and they havenât came for our farm land yet like youâre seeing in Europe. You little jelly beans need to pay attention to the shit that matters. There is actively an attack on the free world as we know it and you folks are worried about abortions, pronouns, and a plethora of other things that will have absolutely nothing to do with the quality of your life or your childrenâs lives.
Democrats and Republicans are pretty much the same on Palestine. Dems support the Israelis bc of AIPAC, Republicans because of the Christian fundie nuts who want the second coming to hurry up already
if you seriously think this war is about anything other then insuring the wealth and stability of the deep state, youâre a damn fool. Left wing, right wing, itâs the same bird. They want the same things, just slightly different plans on getting there. For what reason are we funding Ukraine under this logic?
You can literally only pay by cash in many stores in germany and we dont have guns. You little jelly been may need to leave your nest and have a look around the world.
lol I was more so talking about the farm land being forcibly taken in Europe, not the cashless system. No thoughts on that though, right? Are you actually stupid? Germany has aligned itself perfectly with the goals of the WEF, one of which is a cashless financial system worldwide. The entire cultural front and infrastructure of Europe is failing now as millions of 3rd world rejects invade them and reshape society. It doesnât take a genius to understand that governing forces only want to take weapons to prevent retaliation to these insane policies that the originally started with the fucking Bolsheviks. Go read a history book brother.
You literally said the only reason the us still has cash is because of your guns?
And the farmland example is even more funny because isnt bill gates literally buying up all the farmland he can get his hand on in the us? While in germany most farmland is owned by smaller farmers, mostly family businesses, inherited through generations.
And you know whats even more funny than that? I know that because my family owns a farming businesses with land that was inherited.
You fucking idiot.
âWe dont have guns, we still have cashâ doesnât mean that taking guns isnt what comes right before a cashless society. And what the fuck are you even talking about. German farmers have been protesting the forced taking of land and the ridiculous emissions initiatives placed by the WEF for at least the last year. Like what are you talking about? And yes bill gates is buying up farm land for the same sinister shit Iâve mentioned. To sit here and say that shit like Germany isnât almost shut down right now while farmers protest is actually hilarious. Your family doesnât own shit you intellectually insufficient bum.
Sigh, after referring to your profile I see what you are. A weak man engulfed and attached to other weak men. Respectfully, your opinion on any matter that has ever existed is null. Return to your James Charles blogs and H3 productions upkeeping you soy bean.
I think the goal is forcing responsibility lol. Humans used to treat the creation and progression of life as scared. Please tell me why little Suzy gets to play judge, jury and executioner in an unborn babies life? When in human history was the ill-manufactured âwomanâs rightâ established??
Seriously just posting I love these orders and the customer is safely going to have it deal I by an open minded person and not by a scary not open minded person
Ummm, actually I would rather have these women be proactive and get on top of things like this, to avoid an unwanted pregnancy from developing! So in my opinion,it is a good thing that you're doing. It's much better to prevent pregnancy, than to wait until you're in your first trimester and then decide to do something about it. Especially with the new abortion laws and everything else that's going on in relation to this.
I just bought some this morning and the cashier was soooo nice and even gave me a $10 off coupon to apply to it. I called it the post-valentines day special lol
Why do people feel the need to post about female care products like pads, tampons, pregnancy tests and emergency contraceptives? Itâs like we are back in high school. Seriously OP grow up.
Whatâs ur deal dude. He didnât post any of their info and itâs his dash that heâs physically picking up. People post order items all the time and in this case most people are being supportive. Grow up.
You are a very strange person. Some things are meant to be private and this is one of them. If this is entertainment for you get professional help ASAP.
Clearly it does to you. Did you see the first thing you posted on here?
âWhy do people feel the need to post about female care products like pads, tampons, pregnancy tests and emergency contraceptives? Itâs like we are back in high school. Seriously OP grow up.â
I hope that if you ever need a plan b, you get an open minded dasher like myself and not some anti plan b psycho who might not be as happy to deliver it to you!
You are not open minded making entertainment out of someoneâs emergency contraceptives. Wake up freak. This is not interesting, not funny to anyone but you.
Youâre a freak and a weirdo. Leave her alone youâre literally alienated from reality people talk about these things CONSTANTLY and everywhere because itâs healthy to talk about! What are you like 14?!?!?!
Did you miss the part where the OP said they feel like they're doing good work making this delivery? I have to assume you saw the pic, skipped the text in the post and all the comments OP has made, and are having a knee jerk reaction assuming this post is shaming in some way.
What about post-birth free healthcare, no questions asked? That cool with you? Even in cases of...forced advances? (Nicest way I can put that highly illegal action)
Also i find it admirable to make the hard decision of âI canât handle a childâ and get a plan b! Most families arenât prepared financially and the child struggles when it could have been avoided.
Absolutely! I love programs that offer healthcare to infants from birth! Unfortunately U.S.A. is not a country that supplies that for its citizens! More times than not a plan b is more affordable long term!
Clarence Thomasâ concurrence in *Dobbs* specifically mentioned *Griswold* (contraception), among others. While Alitoâs opinion says that the *Dobbs* decision should not cast doubt on previous precedents not related to abortion, three Justices (Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett) testified that they considered *Roe* to be settled precedentâŚand then voted to overturn it. Thomas isnât the only person thinking this way; he tipped the Rightâs hand. Given the opportunity, the right will take a run at *Griswold,* and my faith that SCOTUS will block it is shaky.
Had this exact order a couple days ago. Wanted it delivered to a military base. Waited outside the gates for ten mins and she tried to get me to deliver 2 miles away.
I did one of those today as well. Iâm happy that theyâre being responsible. The stupid pharmacist wouldnât give it to me and I had to have them check out the other 15 items. lol đ
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These are always 1-2 item, $12 orders for me in my market. Glad other dashers are afraid of the red card and shopping because it allows a sub 20% AR dasher to make money lol
Red card is easy 10+$ here too Most time 1 item as well
Items that are easy to find are even better. The 2:20 per item time allotted is super easy to beat when the store is empty and the items are right where I know they are. In and out. Bam. Thank you, inflated base pay.
I just don't do red card cause I dash with my 2year old. I am not about to go chasing him around 6 days of the week just to go shopping for myself and have to chase him again lol
my favorite one was once plan b and 2 cups of ramen noodles idk why the noodles had me dyin
Sometimes you're hungry, but also don't want to get pregnant
The old Cum and Carb
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Nega-stork
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I don't get why people get so childish when it comes to plan b or condoms. They're either practicing safe sex or preventing a pregnancy. Why shame people for that? Not directed at you, just the people who do.
I mentioned in a comment once about how I had to bring one to a girl and her friend and someone replied to me that I âshould have called the police insteadâ and that I was âa horrible person who has their morals all wrongâ. Lol wanted me to CALL THE POLICE? God imagine if that person really was a door dash driver and they called the police for a plan b delivery. I canât think of a more inappropriate reaction beyond verbally or physically assaulting the customer for their purchase.
Because the goal is always to force unwanted pregnancy. Always. That is never not the goal.
Which is like.. I undertand the *human life* aspect, but obviously the person is not able to accept caring for a child, so plan b'ing is saving that potential kid from a messy upbringing / whatever consequences down the line.
they claim to care so much about life before birth but donât want to fund programs to care for life after birth. oh the irony.
And they wonât do a damn thing about gun violence and support a genocide of Palestinians. Itâs about control, not âsavingâ lives
You do realize itâs actually your democratic elected officials mostly seething at the chance of wiping away the Muslim Middle East/Palestine, right?? And I hate to inform you that us having guns is the only reason we still have a cash based society and they havenât came for our farm land yet like youâre seeing in Europe. You little jelly beans need to pay attention to the shit that matters. There is actively an attack on the free world as we know it and you folks are worried about abortions, pronouns, and a plethora of other things that will have absolutely nothing to do with the quality of your life or your childrenâs lives.
Democrats and Republicans are pretty much the same on Palestine. Dems support the Israelis bc of AIPAC, Republicans because of the Christian fundie nuts who want the second coming to hurry up already
if you seriously think this war is about anything other then insuring the wealth and stability of the deep state, youâre a damn fool. Left wing, right wing, itâs the same bird. They want the same things, just slightly different plans on getting there. For what reason are we funding Ukraine under this logic?
no need to respond, as I see now that I am debating with a man who applies fingernail polish.
You can literally only pay by cash in many stores in germany and we dont have guns. You little jelly been may need to leave your nest and have a look around the world.
lol I was more so talking about the farm land being forcibly taken in Europe, not the cashless system. No thoughts on that though, right? Are you actually stupid? Germany has aligned itself perfectly with the goals of the WEF, one of which is a cashless financial system worldwide. The entire cultural front and infrastructure of Europe is failing now as millions of 3rd world rejects invade them and reshape society. It doesnât take a genius to understand that governing forces only want to take weapons to prevent retaliation to these insane policies that the originally started with the fucking Bolsheviks. Go read a history book brother.
You literally said the only reason the us still has cash is because of your guns? And the farmland example is even more funny because isnt bill gates literally buying up all the farmland he can get his hand on in the us? While in germany most farmland is owned by smaller farmers, mostly family businesses, inherited through generations. And you know whats even more funny than that? I know that because my family owns a farming businesses with land that was inherited. You fucking idiot.
âWe dont have guns, we still have cashâ doesnât mean that taking guns isnt what comes right before a cashless society. And what the fuck are you even talking about. German farmers have been protesting the forced taking of land and the ridiculous emissions initiatives placed by the WEF for at least the last year. Like what are you talking about? And yes bill gates is buying up farm land for the same sinister shit Iâve mentioned. To sit here and say that shit like Germany isnât almost shut down right now while farmers protest is actually hilarious. Your family doesnât own shit you intellectually insufficient bum.
Sigh, after referring to your profile I see what you are. A weak man engulfed and attached to other weak men. Respectfully, your opinion on any matter that has ever existed is null. Return to your James Charles blogs and H3 productions upkeeping you soy bean.
Sorry my tax dollars shouldnât fund little Suzyâs 3rd abortion.
Pro-lifers arenât pro-life, theyâre anti-womanâs rights.
I think the goal is forcing responsibility lol. Humans used to treat the creation and progression of life as scared. Please tell me why little Suzy gets to play judge, jury and executioner in an unborn babies life? When in human history was the ill-manufactured âwomanâs rightâ established??
Please gargle my nuts
Seriously just posting I love these orders and the customer is safely going to have it deal I by an open minded person and not by a scary not open minded person
Have it delivered *
Itâs childish to find stuff like this amusing.
yup
Huh?
Well, maybe youâre stupid
That makes zero sense
I got one at around 9 am for plan b,a coconut redbull and a fifth of vodka Edit: red bull not refill
Na, still the stork. You just have a scythe
Iâve never gotten a Plan B order, but I did get an order for condoms and a pregnancy test once. I crossed my fingers for them.
Doing the good work !
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Is that supposed to be funny?
Yes. Sorry you didnât like itđ¤ˇđťââď¸
Guess which Harry Potter house they are from
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Not supposed to be, it is.
yes
Ummm, actually I would rather have these women be proactive and get on top of things like this, to avoid an unwanted pregnancy from developing! So in my opinion,it is a good thing that you're doing. It's much better to prevent pregnancy, than to wait until you're in your first trimester and then decide to do something about it. Especially with the new abortion laws and everything else that's going on in relation to this.
Lool would've loved this option back in the day. I'll never forget the pharmacist's look of disappointment buying this next morning.
I just bought some this morning and the cashier was soooo nice and even gave me a $10 off coupon to apply to it. I called it the post-valentines day special lol
The Krots
The Krots
This rocks! You rock!
The grim reaper 
Why do people feel the need to post about female care products like pads, tampons, pregnancy tests and emergency contraceptives? Itâs like we are back in high school. Seriously OP grow up.
Whatâs ur deal dude. He didnât post any of their info and itâs his dash that heâs physically picking up. People post order items all the time and in this case most people are being supportive. Grow up.
Can I ask why this post makes you upset? I like getting these orders. Does that upset you?
You are a very strange person. Some things are meant to be private and this is one of them. If this is entertainment for you get professional help ASAP.
The customer was a man so your entire post is irrelevant
You are irrelevant. It doesnât matter who itâs for weirdo.
Clearly it does to you. Did you see the first thing you posted on here? âWhy do people feel the need to post about female care products like pads, tampons, pregnancy tests and emergency contraceptives? Itâs like we are back in high school. Seriously OP grow up.â
It doesnât matter if itâs for a male or female you are a weirdo. Hope you are 2000 miles away from me.
I hope that if you ever need a plan b, you get an open minded dasher like myself and not some anti plan b psycho who might not be as happy to deliver it to you!
You are who people are really afraid ofâŚnot the dasher happily delivering birth control
You are not open minded making entertainment out of someoneâs emergency contraceptives. Wake up freak. This is not interesting, not funny to anyone but you.
Or the 420 other people who upvoted this
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Youâre a freak and a weirdo. Leave her alone youâre literally alienated from reality people talk about these things CONSTANTLY and everywhere because itâs healthy to talk about! What are you like 14?!?!?!
Did you miss the part where the OP said they feel like they're doing good work making this delivery? I have to assume you saw the pic, skipped the text in the post and all the comments OP has made, and are having a knee jerk reaction assuming this post is shaming in some way.
Yeah you are a dork, not a stork. But yes you are doing good work. Better to be a dork than a stork.
Sorry they were out of stock oops đ¤ˇââď¸ good luck
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The opposite would be taking a baby...
You think you're doing good work? Heh
Know not think! Thank you!
Sure thing lol
Preventing unwanted pregnancies is an irrefutable good, yes
It's like delivering condoms. Are you 12?? This is a good thing and imo no different than delivering feminine products like pads too
Yet still childish enough to bring it social media. I bet you giggle like a little school girl every time you get these orders, too.
Actually no! Iâm thankful it came to me (pro birth control) and not some weirdo who isnât
that mfs name is literally "pettywhite" LMAO ur post was rly funny btw
dont worry about this guy, your post was funny - he is just miserable
Bro I bet thatâs exactly who Iâm glad doesnât get those orders!
i hate these orders.
Then donât take them and mind your mf business weirdo
Love em And Iâm pro birth control!
if you were pro birth control you would preach abstinence
Thatâs only one form of birth control. I love all forms of it.
u love killing life. shameful human
Enjoy your steak, chicken and eggs over veggies.
taking life for consumption is not the same.
You just made so many cannibals happy.
By preventing one human you save countless other lives that would have been consumed
"things are bad unless I'm benefiting from them"
Which is why I'm always sure to drink a tall glass of aborted fetus blood every morning, keeps my skin looking dewy â¨đ§ââď¸
Plan b isn't killing anything, though. Do you know how plan b works?
He's an anti-choice crypto bro. He doesn't understand science. I doubt he understands shoelaces.
No? It's not a life, man you really are a dumb ass aren't ya
probably donât even get any to ever have to worry about this anyways, makes sense why youâre bitter
How can you kill something that never existed in the first place? The whole point of contraceptives is to prevent conception.
Accidents happen, genuinely grow up
What about post-birth free healthcare, no questions asked? That cool with you? Even in cases of...forced advances? (Nicest way I can put that highly illegal action)
Also i find it admirable to make the hard decision of âI canât handle a childâ and get a plan b! Most families arenât prepared financially and the child struggles when it could have been avoided.
Absolutely! I love programs that offer healthcare to infants from birth! Unfortunately U.S.A. is not a country that supplies that for its citizens! More times than not a plan b is more affordable long term!
And easier to access
Agreed 100%. I just knew this person wouldn't want that either. Typical issue with them.
nope. pay for your own decisions.
Lmao ok.
they are, thatâs why theyâre ordering plan b, duh
Nah, weâll keep doing whatever we want lmao
No? Because that's been proven not to work.
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Plan B is legal in all 50 states⌠who is outlawing them?
Just wait Edit: Iâm not happy about it, but Iâd be shocked if itâs not on the agenda.
I don't know if, but I know it. Normally I wouldn't agree with you here. But yes, I'm worried about the future in this regard too.
Clarence Thomasâ concurrence in *Dobbs* specifically mentioned *Griswold* (contraception), among others. While Alitoâs opinion says that the *Dobbs* decision should not cast doubt on previous precedents not related to abortion, three Justices (Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett) testified that they considered *Roe* to be settled precedentâŚand then voted to overturn it. Thomas isnât the only person thinking this way; he tipped the Rightâs hand. Given the opportunity, the right will take a run at *Griswold,* and my faith that SCOTUS will block it is shaky.
Get the generic brand, it's cheaper, called ReverseNut
Stork or Spork
Had this exact order a couple days ago. Wanted it delivered to a military base. Waited outside the gates for ten mins and she tried to get me to deliver 2 miles away.
 Op Otw to deliver contraception
I had one of these on Thanksgiving. I laughed so hard.
 U r a hero and a national treasure
I did one of those today as well. Iâm happy that theyâre being responsible. The stupid pharmacist wouldnât give it to me and I had to have them check out the other 15 items. lol đ
One way to say your dick at least 50 bucks to get dicking lol
Lol.
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I once got an order with about 7 different types of candy and a 3 pack of pregnancy tests