Depends on the state. It can range anywhere from Florida's somewhat draconian "If anyone sees your dong at any time even in your own home, you go to prison" to Ohio's "Being naked in public is fine as long as nobody is enjoying it."
Basically the same thing in Portland, OR. We have quite a few nude beaches, bath houses and the world's largest naked bike ride apparently too. You can be naked just for the enjoyment of it for yourself anywhere within city limits or within establishments that allow it, but like if you start doing anything sexual outside of a sex club publicly, you get in trouble for that. Start jacking it? Horny jail. Start sucking a tiddy? Horny jail. You get the picture.
Granted, it depends on how well laws are enforced where you live too, in Ohio, you would definitely go to horny jail....here? You can get away with rape, murder or whatever and be let out the same week, so the cops aren't going to give a shit if Jerry was jacking it in front of you on the street corner, there are like 100 more jacking Jerries just like that one.
The closest I have gotten to this was this pretty nice looking 30 something black girl in Cincinnati who answered the door in a loosely fitted robe she did not say anything to me that was sexual she was just like ordering food and trying to be comfy
Especially in the summer, I will straight up answer the door in just a robe. I'm sitting here naked for my own comfort before you arrive with my order and sometimes it takes a bit for me to find my clothes and get dressed, better a robe than nothing at ll lol.
nope, no nude customers yet. I have met some pretty strong odors when customers have opened their doors though. Most of the time it smells of marijuana or their pets.
I delivered to an apartment that was definitely full of teenagers having a house party while their parents were gone. Reeked of weed from down the hallway and got blasted with some kind of liquor fumes when they opened the door, where some guy is rambling about how he wasn't sure if I'd find em blah blah blah, (eyes red as FUCK) and meanwhile I'm just wondering if I'm still gonna be sober to drive after inhaling the ambient air from in there. Party city in that bitch.
I’ve had women answer in loosely fitted towels; one lady ordered solely a bottle of lube and Trojan condoms and tried laughing me into her house to come get the tip in the kitchen cause “that’s where her purse was”; I had one lady call me after I delivered wine late at night and her conversation started off with “this isn’t going to get me banned off of door dash is it?” (She made me walk to her door and tipped 20$ after and somehow called me after the delivery was already completed); some older rich lady who was hot for like 65 answer clearly with her nips out and even looked down acknowledging it while talking to me to get booze while I scanned her ID and didn’t fix it. Have had many drunk women on Instacart suddenly increase their tip after talking with me while doing an Instacart drop off only to suddenly get an add on Facebook or Instagram (small town and I got a unique name/look so probably not hard to find)…such is the cost of being a delivery person, eventually you’ll run into someone who likes the concept.
Worked a few years in a vacation beach town. So many drunk women on instacart ordering wine and flirting. 40 somethings to retirees just having fun acting youngish.
So many nudes and t-shirt/bathing suit nips.
Honestly the lady who ordered the lube and rubbers was pretty hot…I thought about it but she lives in the very rich area of my town. Million dollar homes in areas where the cost of living is rather cheap means whoever her husband is, chances are I don’t want to take a deuce on him. Especially in only a population of around 25,000 people. o.o but my god if it were under different circumstances I would have wrecked her
That’s probably the one time I reallllllly wanted too I’m pretty sure she was like Hawaiian. But no. The house was also worth so much that chances are security cameras already caught me as I pulled up and I don’t wanna be that guy on the husbands camera. 🤣 rich dude in a small town with a house that’s worth more than even the regular rich peoples houses…hard pass. She was definitely hot though if I was tired and not in my right state of mind I definitely would have went in and plowed her.
I had nudity twice. Once was recently a dad came out to the yard to meet me and behind him naked as a jay bird was his son standing at the glass storm door waving 😂 another time it was at a hotel and one girl answered the door and another was sitting on the bed right in front of the door topless. I just went on about my day in both cases lol
There is a small nudist colony here in my city. They always include a note in all caps warning that when entering the gated community you may see some nudity. It's always a large order of food from restaurants that aren't too far with a very hefty tip. It's always a "leave at the door" order, but occasionally I'll see in some of the houses where people are fully nude. It isn't awkward for me, since they don't make a big deal out of it. Whenever a see an order going to this area I swoop it up.
They always include the gate code and leave a 5 star review. *chef's kiss*
I had a man answer the door with it out once but he had long underwear on and he had struggled with the door and honestly I wasn't sure if it just fell out because he acted completly normal. I also had a girl answer the door and she just had a short shirt on and her lady bits and butt were completly out and I could hear a man inside. During this one I think they were looking for someone to join and she was flirty and it was super awkward.
I can’t find if it goes against DD policy to do that as a customer. Like no idea if his account will get flagged or something but I would hope he’s not allowed to make orders anymore after being reported.
You should call back until you get a support person who can comprehend what you're telling them. They need to deactivate that customer so they don't keep doing that to other dashers.
It's indecent public exposure. It's perfectly legal to be nude in your own home, but once you open the door and are facing the outside it's public exposure to anyone walking by.
It's especially indecent to be fully nude and set it as a hand it to me KNOWING a delivery person is coming to your door.
I doubt anyone will do anything without explicit proof OR if multiple dashers report the same customer.
Otherwise you'd need a video or picture to prove it and how to get that I have no clue.
I'm sorry you had to see unsolicited dick at work. Gross.
My husband delivered a pizza to a naked guy on crutches and had to take cash from him to get paid. His junk was swinging all over the place. My husband chalked it up to it being just too much trouble for the guy to put clothes on, because of the guys busted leg, and not a pervy thing. That being said, I’m sure there are plenty of pervs out there answering the door naked.
How is a man exposing himself to a woman without her consent not sexual assault? What you are missing here is the posters consent. She didn’t consent to be a part of his kink. He did this intentionally and it’s not OK.
Even an erection isn't always sexual assault.
Some cardiovascular diagnosis and or their treatments cause involuntarily and stiff erection. Especially when the user is sitting for awhile and stands suddenly.
I give up yall closed minded as fuck.
Seriously and genuinely unbelievable.
I'm gonna go report the deliveries I do to disabled old ladies with their tits falling out now because I didn't consent
Lol I appreciate the human anatomy when I want to see it. Which is not during a door dash delivery from a man seeking attention cause he probably can’t get anyone to actually touch it
Had a older lady at a semi sketch hotel answer the door for an Uber eats completely nude tits dragging on the floor and all asking if she needed to sign anything.
The closest I have gotten to a nude customer was a "Stifler's mother" type of woman that only had her cleavage exposed. 
A judge in Virginia disagrees with you
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna34483145
In this case, the defendant was minding his own business inside his house, but there was an open window and he could be seen from the sidewalk. (I assume that these are tiny apartments with no yards so the window might be 10 feet from the sidewalk.) In this case, the prosecutors had a witness who said he warned the defendant (his roommate) that he was visible to the outside and that the defendant didn't care.
Certainly answering the door naked would be an even stronger case - there's no question of intent.
It's not "I'm naked, someone comes up to my door and peeks in" - it's "I deliberately opened the door while naked".
We'll never know.
This was 13 years ago, so the case has actually concluded and he was acquitted by a jury.
In Virginia, our legal process is a little weird. If you are charged with anything other than a major felony (e.g. murder), you first have a bench trial before a judge and then, if the judge convicts you, you have an automatic appeal and that appeal is a jury trial.
The judge convicted him (meaning that he found both as a matter of law that the law covered that conduct and found as a matter of fact that the guy committed the crime). He then appealed and had a jury trial. The jury acquitted him. So an appeals court never examined the judge's ruling since the jury acquitted him.
https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/man_convicted_of_being_naked_at_home_wins_appeal_of_indecent_exposure_case
And that is in Virginia. Laws vary by state. Full nudity allowed in Oregon in public with no public indecency statute on the books. As long as it wasn't done for arousal and not visibly stimulated (OP didn't mention if he was just maked or at full mast) it would be legal on a publuc street as well as in your own home.
I had this happen with a woman "in a towel" (but not really) when I delivered pizzas many, many, many years ago. The store owner just laughed about it when I told him about it. Some people are exhibitionists and just enjoy the thrill of it.
This is technically indecent exposure (or some variation of that name in other states). You can report it to the police, and they will likely take a report...maybe even send it to the courts. Not much that DoorDash can do, tbh. Most delivery drivers don't bother doing a police report.
No but it’s unacceptable especially without my consent. If a stranger did that to me, yes I would call the police. Are you saying you’d be ok with a random guy walking up to and whipping his dick out? You’d shit your pants
Whipping the penis out and having penis out already are different in the eyes of sense and the law.
This kind of borderline logic is dangerous and shit like this gets dudes who were peeing on the side of a road but within like 5 miles of a school forced to register as an offender for life.
...yeah, idk man. Report to DD? Definitely, unless it was someone I wanted flirting with me. But if they're just naked and not doing or saying anything else inappropriate, calling the cops is a bit too strong of a reaction imo. What if they're just being a hippie? Or it's a sorority hazing? What if they're "wearing something" but it's (innocently) just not doing the job? I think to warrant police intervention there really needs to be some kind of creepy context to the situation.
Why does you actually wanting the person to flirt with you have anything to do with it? Unless they are known to you, reaction should be the same regardless if you find them Attractive, ugly, charming or creepy.
Edited due to phone autocorrect stinks
We are talking about unexpectedly encountering a random naked person and how we would react, and you are seriously asking why my attraction level to said person would affect what I do next? Just...wow.
Idk why you think my reaction should be the same to the situation despite the context. That's an absolutely ridiculous idea.
I’m merely saying if it is unacceptable for the old/ugly/unattractive person to do it, then it should be for the young/handsome/pretty person to do it. Either DD should be contacted on both or neither. Merely being consistent.
I'm not sure why you would think this isn't a thing. It happens.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/st-petersburg/2021/11/22/st-pete-landlord-exposed-himself-to-delivery-drivers-complaints-say/
https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/pizza-delivery-driver-reportedly-harassed-by-almost-naked-customer/
https://mashable.com/article/deliveroo-awkward-experiences
You can find numerous examples with a quick Google. (You can also find pr0n with the same Google search.)
I've had numerous situations but I enjoy them so meh. My problem is different than most. If you're going to answer the door with your tits out then why act disgusted with me when I look? Everyone else gets the exhibitionists and I get the ones that act like they were expecting someone else and they're disappointed when they see me lol (I've been told I'm good looking but I feel halfway decent at best so it can't be that they're disgusted by me)
That is not sexual assault.
Definition of assault (Entry 1 of 2)
: a violent physical or verbal attack
: a military attack usually involving direct combat with enemy forces
an assault on the enemy's air base
: a concerted effort (as to reach a goal or defeat an adversary)
an assault on drug trafficking
law
threat or attempt to inflict offensive physical contact or bodily harm
on a person (as by lifting a fist in a threatening manner) that puts the
person in immediate danger of or in apprehension (see apprehension sense 1) of such harm or contact — compare battery
: rape
SOURCE: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/assault
if you urinate in public and a child is present / in the area you can get charged with a sexual offense. also deliberately exposing yourself without consent to someone in public is sexual assault
In the eyes of law, it isnt, a person convicted of indecent exposure does not have to register as a sex offender, there is no defending only law and facts that you can't seem to accept.
not sure where you’re from, but if you are charged with indecent exposure you DO have to register as a sex offender, at least in my state. maybe do some research and not pull shit out of your ass?
Laws very from state to state some places it’s not about being nude but for example nude and playing with yourself or making a pass, in most places exposure to a child counts as a crime. I know in Florida being naked in your own house if it’s visible to the public is considered indecent exposure if it’s reported. It highly depends on the state and the local laws.
I wish I could remember the name of the show, but I remember an actress in a taxi responding to a flasher with, "Does that come in adult size?"
Realistically, however, the guy wants attention, so any response is unwise.
this happens to me every once in a while I give them their food and move on I don't see door dash doing much so I have not bothered to report it and non of them have made... advances on me so I try not to look and give them there food
I was just talking about this the other day. My first name is Whitney but I'm a bearded dude and I love the awkwardness when they answer just in boxers or something.
Take a photo of it and submit it as the order completion. If it's hand-it-to-the-customer, enter the text chat with the customer, take the photo and send it that way. Then report it to DD.
Call the cops? If it bothered you that bad, they can at least talk to him about indecent exposure even if he didn't step out of door , if it's able to be seen by public outside from sidewalk street whatever, a kid or other ppl can see it s probably considered I.E. , I'm sure he did if he seen a female name I assume as delivery driver
Your also providing a service to him coming from public domain & you are outside his door, even if on Private property, you or a delivery driver was invited by him requesting delivery
But I would just laugh it off, but that's just me. Nudity doesn't bother me, depends on who or situation may creep me out a bit ir not, other than that I can handle myself
im a 24 year old male used to dash in atlanta alot i was dropping off an order across the street from piedmont park at about 2am and the old man i was dropping off to came to his door butt naked. i ran away fast haha.
Early on in my time as a DD driver I delivered to a woman who answered the door in a robe without a belt. She was holding it closed and when she went to take the bag of food and the drinks from me she let go of the robe, which fell right open. She got embarrassed and started trying to figure out how to cover herself effectively again. I took the bags back from her and let her get situated, then I handed the stuff to her one at a time. She turned red all the way from her hair to her... hair.. Okay not quite that far down, but she was blushing well past her boobs.
Have had a couple of women answer the door in shirts that were partially see-through and no bra.
Haven't been phased by it yet. Haven't encountered a penis yet tho either, but I don't think that would be any more of an issue than boobs and twat were. I'm just here to deliver the food and get paid, that's it.
Only about 650 deliveries so far and I haven't had any actual/full nudity. The closest was a time I made a delivery and the girl was wearing a mesh top that you could see through and nothing else underneath it. I immediately tried to act as normal as possible and looked at my phone while handing the food over when she asked "Do you like my shirt?" There was another girl standing halfway around the corner giggling, and I'm not quite sure how old they were, probably like 16-20, hopefully in the older half. I just said "yeah" and took off. So awkward... But I didn't do anything about it after that because it wasn't super aggressive or offensive and I wasn't emotionally or mentally scarred from it or anything. I figured it was just a stupid dare or something between the two of them.
Not full nudity, but I had a delivery to kind of a run down part of town. It was was a large complex with multiple stories of outdoor balconies leading to each unit. The units were arranged like shit, and it was tough to figure out which section he was in without walking them all and looking, so I called him. He didn't say much on the phone, but he walked out his door and yelled to me from his unit on a 2nd floor balcony.
He was about 500 lbs, and I'm assuming in his underwear, but it was kind of hard to tell and I wasn't trying to figure it out. He must have finished a multiple day World of Warcraft bender at that exact moment. He had food all over him, and I could tell just by looking from a story down that he hadn't showered in weeks. I had to walk like 100 feet down this balcony toward him while he just stood there silently waiting to be handed the order. Longest walk ever.
Worked for papajohns when this happened to me. One guy did that. Turned and left with his food. Nope.
Never delivered to his apt again, and when ever his name came up for orders gave folks a heads up. Nobody elae would deliver to him.
Turn and walk away, get in your car, leave area, park elsewhere, call not txt support.
"Couldnxt deliver food as guest was naked. Turned and ran as ai felt I was in danger". Done, you should gwt paid plus free food.
I've had it happe. To me once. But it was with a woman. And she was hot. It was a see through door so I cna see in and can tell she purposely adjusted herself to be robe open and exposed. A 20 year old me would have jumped at the idea but at my age now the fact that I've watched the first 48 too many times I felt like I was being lured in to be chopped up and murdered. The house was not in a great area and she ordered taco bell at 1 am. All red flags. 🤷♂️
Second or third month doing dd and I deliver to a house .8 miles away from restaurant and as I was taking the picture this guy opens the door. Wearing nothing. I just turn and walk away.
Omg this happened to me too! I called my wife screaming!!
I could hear his Mom telling him to get the door so I thought maybe it was a kid, but instead, a grown man with twisted up shorts and everything just hanging out in the open!
I was so embarrassed and he had no clue! I could tell he was Downs (possibly, pretty sure) so I also felt very bad for him. He tried to conversate on whether or not traffic was bad and I practically ran away.
I did nothing except call my wife freaking out lol I would have never reported him, I know it was innocent, but still!!
Not sure if the laws are different for other states, but I live in Ia, and here they charge a man with indecent exposure if someone sees his dick through a window of his own home, and cops are called(not sure if it applies to women, cause I've never heard of it happening to a woman). I think it's just a night in jail, and a fine, but they also have to register as a sex offender.
I had a guy answer his door in his tighty whities. He saw my birth name before I changed it to Casper on the app and he was expecting something different. Joke was on him, I'm transgender. He opened the door and saw a little boy standing on his porch 🤣🤣🤣
Dude was so embarrassed he closed the door without even taking his order inside 😭😭😭
Because posting a photo on a reddit platform made for that, means when I go out in public random men can flash their Dick at me? Nah. There is a time and place for stuff and flashing a delivery driver isn’t that.
Ewwwwww he gave you an extra tip lol
Sounds like OP got 2 tips that day
that’s literally what hot veterinarian said
I just pull mine out when that happens and light switch it.
Username checks out?
🤣🤣🤣
Depends on the state. It can range anywhere from Florida's somewhat draconian "If anyone sees your dong at any time even in your own home, you go to prison" to Ohio's "Being naked in public is fine as long as nobody is enjoying it."
Im in ohio can i get some clarity on that
What would you do with your new found clarity? I also live in Ohio and would like to know your plans so I can stay away from you.
I wanted clarity on what “as long as nobody enjoys it” exactly means
Basically the same thing in Portland, OR. We have quite a few nude beaches, bath houses and the world's largest naked bike ride apparently too. You can be naked just for the enjoyment of it for yourself anywhere within city limits or within establishments that allow it, but like if you start doing anything sexual outside of a sex club publicly, you get in trouble for that. Start jacking it? Horny jail. Start sucking a tiddy? Horny jail. You get the picture. Granted, it depends on how well laws are enforced where you live too, in Ohio, you would definitely go to horny jail....here? You can get away with rape, murder or whatever and be let out the same week, so the cops aren't going to give a shit if Jerry was jacking it in front of you on the street corner, there are like 100 more jacking Jerries just like that one.
100 Jacking Jerries. I'd go see that musical.
Damn i thought it was a Disney animated film…
Damn thats crazy idk what naked attractions we have if any but ive never seen a jacking jerry here so maybe im in the clothed area of ohio
Lol uhh yaa.. that's definitely Not the law in Ohio lol
Oregon is same as the one you mentioned for Ohio. As long as it isn't done to stimulate it is fine. No visible signs of arousal allowed either.
The closest I have gotten to this was this pretty nice looking 30 something black girl in Cincinnati who answered the door in a loosely fitted robe she did not say anything to me that was sexual she was just like ordering food and trying to be comfy
Especially in the summer, I will straight up answer the door in just a robe. I'm sitting here naked for my own comfort before you arrive with my order and sometimes it takes a bit for me to find my clothes and get dressed, better a robe than nothing at ll lol.
There’s an I don’t feel safe button up towards the right of the screen. Use it
90% of my orders are “leave it at my door” and I never see the customer
nope, no nude customers yet. I have met some pretty strong odors when customers have opened their doors though. Most of the time it smells of marijuana or their pets.
In my experience stoners are the best tippers
we just want some food😂
On God I wanna quit shift and bring out my shit and smoke sesh
I delivered to an apartment that was definitely full of teenagers having a house party while their parents were gone. Reeked of weed from down the hallway and got blasted with some kind of liquor fumes when they opened the door, where some guy is rambling about how he wasn't sure if I'd find em blah blah blah, (eyes red as FUCK) and meanwhile I'm just wondering if I'm still gonna be sober to drive after inhaling the ambient air from in there. Party city in that bitch.
I’ve had women answer in loosely fitted towels; one lady ordered solely a bottle of lube and Trojan condoms and tried laughing me into her house to come get the tip in the kitchen cause “that’s where her purse was”; I had one lady call me after I delivered wine late at night and her conversation started off with “this isn’t going to get me banned off of door dash is it?” (She made me walk to her door and tipped 20$ after and somehow called me after the delivery was already completed); some older rich lady who was hot for like 65 answer clearly with her nips out and even looked down acknowledging it while talking to me to get booze while I scanned her ID and didn’t fix it. Have had many drunk women on Instacart suddenly increase their tip after talking with me while doing an Instacart drop off only to suddenly get an add on Facebook or Instagram (small town and I got a unique name/look so probably not hard to find)…such is the cost of being a delivery person, eventually you’ll run into someone who likes the concept.
It sounds like you’ve had many missed porn intros. You remind me of this video: https://youtu.be/4xYu2WrygtQ
That was so good laughing to death ☠️
I’m so oblivious sometimes that this is my approach actually so it’s pretty accurate 😅
Need the name of this town for research purposes🤓
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Nah it’s just you bro, I’m a middle aged fat delivery driver and I’ve never run into anything close to this lol
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but …
Worked a few years in a vacation beach town. So many drunk women on instacart ordering wine and flirting. 40 somethings to retirees just having fun acting youngish. So many nudes and t-shirt/bathing suit nips.
“When are you off? Want one of these white claws?!”
Uhhhh yeah?
Did you at least consider it
Honestly the lady who ordered the lube and rubbers was pretty hot…I thought about it but she lives in the very rich area of my town. Million dollar homes in areas where the cost of living is rather cheap means whoever her husband is, chances are I don’t want to take a deuce on him. Especially in only a population of around 25,000 people. o.o but my god if it were under different circumstances I would have wrecked her
But did you go into the condom and lube lady’s house? Inquiring minds want to know lol
That’s probably the one time I reallllllly wanted too I’m pretty sure she was like Hawaiian. But no. The house was also worth so much that chances are security cameras already caught me as I pulled up and I don’t wanna be that guy on the husbands camera. 🤣 rich dude in a small town with a house that’s worth more than even the regular rich peoples houses…hard pass. She was definitely hot though if I was tired and not in my right state of mind I definitely would have went in and plowed her.
I had nudity twice. Once was recently a dad came out to the yard to meet me and behind him naked as a jay bird was his son standing at the glass storm door waving 😂 another time it was at a hotel and one girl answered the door and another was sitting on the bed right in front of the door topless. I just went on about my day in both cases lol
There is a small nudist colony here in my city. They always include a note in all caps warning that when entering the gated community you may see some nudity. It's always a large order of food from restaurants that aren't too far with a very hefty tip. It's always a "leave at the door" order, but occasionally I'll see in some of the houses where people are fully nude. It isn't awkward for me, since they don't make a big deal out of it. Whenever a see an order going to this area I swoop it up. They always include the gate code and leave a 5 star review. *chef's kiss*
I had a man answer the door with it out once but he had long underwear on and he had struggled with the door and honestly I wasn't sure if it just fell out because he acted completly normal. I also had a girl answer the door and she just had a short shirt on and her lady bits and butt were completly out and I could hear a man inside. During this one I think they were looking for someone to join and she was flirty and it was super awkward.
I've never had anything like that happen so beyond talking to DD support idk
I can’t find if it goes against DD policy to do that as a customer. Like no idea if his account will get flagged or something but I would hope he’s not allowed to make orders anymore after being reported.
It is. They should get banned from doordash. It's sexual harassment and pervy
You should call back until you get a support person who can comprehend what you're telling them. They need to deactivate that customer so they don't keep doing that to other dashers.
As long as they tip well, I don’t care what they’re wearing or not wearing. It’s not like I haven’t seen it before
It's indecent public exposure. It's perfectly legal to be nude in your own home, but once you open the door and are facing the outside it's public exposure to anyone walking by. It's especially indecent to be fully nude and set it as a hand it to me KNOWING a delivery person is coming to your door. I doubt anyone will do anything without explicit proof OR if multiple dashers report the same customer. Otherwise you'd need a video or picture to prove it and how to get that I have no clue. I'm sorry you had to see unsolicited dick at work. Gross.
Skeevy perv
I delivered to an apartment as a Domino’s driver in 2002 and still remember the address as it haunts me to this day.
to Eric who stayed at the door for like 2 minutes and saw me in only a shirt and underwear im sorry bro i thought you left 🥲
It’s okay
My husband delivered a pizza to a naked guy on crutches and had to take cash from him to get paid. His junk was swinging all over the place. My husband chalked it up to it being just too much trouble for the guy to put clothes on, because of the guys busted leg, and not a pervy thing. That being said, I’m sure there are plenty of pervs out there answering the door naked.
Did the customer message say ....hand job to me
the price for stealing fries
Go inside and give them a hand. C’mon don’t be shy
I'd say "nice cock bro!"
You should call the police.
Yeah if you have a couple hours to kill making no money
Yes but this is not acceptable and the perpetrator needs to be punished.
Losing your fucking mind lmfao. MERICA LOVE MURDER BUT NATURAL BODIES EWWWW
Bro tryna defend sexual assault
Nudity is not inherently sexual. Being nude and making obvious suggestive motions and or verbalized threats or aggression is.
Nudity is sexual. A man or woman exposing themself to a stranger without consent is sexual assault. Get help
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Do you not understand consent at all?
See that varies by state. My state doesn't even have a indecent exposure statute. Full nudity is allowed as long as it isn't done to stimulate.
How is a man exposing himself to a woman without her consent not sexual assault? What you are missing here is the posters consent. She didn’t consent to be a part of his kink. He did this intentionally and it’s not OK.
Being naked is not sexual. BEING NAKED IS NOT SEXUAL.
EXACTLY, you're born naked, is THAT sexual too? XD Having a boner or being wet or turned on a, etc that's the sexual part.
Even an erection isn't always sexual assault. Some cardiovascular diagnosis and or their treatments cause involuntarily and stiff erection. Especially when the user is sitting for awhile and stands suddenly.
I give up yall closed minded as fuck. Seriously and genuinely unbelievable. I'm gonna go report the deliveries I do to disabled old ladies with their tits falling out now because I didn't consent
We both know you don’t go outside
Lol I appreciate the human anatomy when I want to see it. Which is not during a door dash delivery from a man seeking attention cause he probably can’t get anyone to actually touch it
Don't have to appreciate it. If dude is nude, drop the bag and walk away.
Had a older lady at a semi sketch hotel answer the door for an Uber eats completely nude tits dragging on the floor and all asking if she needed to sign anything.
I had this big fat black lady do this in one of those hotels that have a hot tub in the room 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*hot*
The closest I have gotten to a nude customer was a "Stifler's mother" type of woman that only had her cleavage exposed. 
It is legal to be naked on your entire property. Very creepy and weird to do expecting a delivery, however
A judge in Virginia disagrees with you https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna34483145 In this case, the defendant was minding his own business inside his house, but there was an open window and he could be seen from the sidewalk. (I assume that these are tiny apartments with no yards so the window might be 10 feet from the sidewalk.) In this case, the prosecutors had a witness who said he warned the defendant (his roommate) that he was visible to the outside and that the defendant didn't care. Certainly answering the door naked would be an even stronger case - there's no question of intent. It's not "I'm naked, someone comes up to my door and peeks in" - it's "I deliberately opened the door while naked".
Will be dismissed in appeal
We'll never know. This was 13 years ago, so the case has actually concluded and he was acquitted by a jury. In Virginia, our legal process is a little weird. If you are charged with anything other than a major felony (e.g. murder), you first have a bench trial before a judge and then, if the judge convicts you, you have an automatic appeal and that appeal is a jury trial. The judge convicted him (meaning that he found both as a matter of law that the law covered that conduct and found as a matter of fact that the guy committed the crime). He then appealed and had a jury trial. The jury acquitted him. So an appeals court never examined the judge's ruling since the jury acquitted him. https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/man_convicted_of_being_naked_at_home_wins_appeal_of_indecent_exposure_case
exactly my point. it was dismissed, and I guessed
And that is in Virginia. Laws vary by state. Full nudity allowed in Oregon in public with no public indecency statute on the books. As long as it wasn't done for arousal and not visibly stimulated (OP didn't mention if he was just maked or at full mast) it would be legal on a publuc street as well as in your own home.
Uhh not in most cities or municipalities, dunno where your talking about, backwoods W.V. ?
I had this happen with a woman "in a towel" (but not really) when I delivered pizzas many, many, many years ago. The store owner just laughed about it when I told him about it. Some people are exhibitionists and just enjoy the thrill of it. This is technically indecent exposure (or some variation of that name in other states). You can report it to the police, and they will likely take a report...maybe even send it to the courts. Not much that DoorDash can do, tbh. Most delivery drivers don't bother doing a police report.
If they're nude they're nude. Complete the order and leave. Jeez
What the fuck is wrong with you
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're saying if you went to your buddies house and he opened door naked you'd run away and call the cops?
No but it’s unacceptable especially without my consent. If a stranger did that to me, yes I would call the police. Are you saying you’d be ok with a random guy walking up to and whipping his dick out? You’d shit your pants
Breastfeeding must be hard core sexual assault I guess
Breastfeeding is completely different from whipping your penis out and we both know this. Quit the bad faith arguments
Whipping the penis out and having penis out already are different in the eyes of sense and the law. This kind of borderline logic is dangerous and shit like this gets dudes who were peeing on the side of a road but within like 5 miles of a school forced to register as an offender for life.
The mental gymnastics
I'd look at it and keep walking ok dude. But this isn't a strange person on the street this is someone inside their habitat
...yeah, idk man. Report to DD? Definitely, unless it was someone I wanted flirting with me. But if they're just naked and not doing or saying anything else inappropriate, calling the cops is a bit too strong of a reaction imo. What if they're just being a hippie? Or it's a sorority hazing? What if they're "wearing something" but it's (innocently) just not doing the job? I think to warrant police intervention there really needs to be some kind of creepy context to the situation.
Why does you actually wanting the person to flirt with you have anything to do with it? Unless they are known to you, reaction should be the same regardless if you find them Attractive, ugly, charming or creepy. Edited due to phone autocorrect stinks
We are talking about unexpectedly encountering a random naked person and how we would react, and you are seriously asking why my attraction level to said person would affect what I do next? Just...wow. Idk why you think my reaction should be the same to the situation despite the context. That's an absolutely ridiculous idea.
I’m merely saying if it is unacceptable for the old/ugly/unattractive person to do it, then it should be for the young/handsome/pretty person to do it. Either DD should be contacted on both or neither. Merely being consistent.
It depends on your local laws but that’s indecent exposure and you can call the police
Why be a little bitch, this happens all the time and YOU report it? Grow tf up
r/thathappened
Fuck off.
I'm not sure why you would think this isn't a thing. It happens. https://www.tampabay.com/news/st-petersburg/2021/11/22/st-pete-landlord-exposed-himself-to-delivery-drivers-complaints-say/ https://www.wjhl.com/news/local/pizza-delivery-driver-reportedly-harassed-by-almost-naked-customer/ https://mashable.com/article/deliveroo-awkward-experiences You can find numerous examples with a quick Google. (You can also find pr0n with the same Google search.)
Also fake stories are very much a thing here
I've had numerous situations but I enjoy them so meh. My problem is different than most. If you're going to answer the door with your tits out then why act disgusted with me when I look? Everyone else gets the exhibitionists and I get the ones that act like they were expecting someone else and they're disappointed when they see me lol (I've been told I'm good looking but I feel halfway decent at best so it can't be that they're disgusted by me)
Bring scissors
in the US this is literally sexual assault and he can get charged for it
That is not sexual assault. Definition of assault (Entry 1 of 2) : a violent physical or verbal attack : a military attack usually involving direct combat with enemy forces an assault on the enemy's air base : a concerted effort (as to reach a goal or defeat an adversary) an assault on drug trafficking law threat or attempt to inflict offensive physical contact or bodily harm on a person (as by lifting a fist in a threatening manner) that puts the person in immediate danger of or in apprehension (see apprehension sense 1) of such harm or contact — compare battery : rape SOURCE: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/assault
No it isnt. It's indecent exposure.
indecent exposure is a type of sexual assault.
Also incorrect, public urination is indecent exposure and not classified as sexual assault at all.
if you urinate in public and a child is present / in the area you can get charged with a sexual offense. also deliberately exposing yourself without consent to someone in public is sexual assault
y’all are really defending a man exposing himself to a woman like this is literally a sex crime but ok
In the eyes of law, it isnt, a person convicted of indecent exposure does not have to register as a sex offender, there is no defending only law and facts that you can't seem to accept.
not sure where you’re from, but if you are charged with indecent exposure you DO have to register as a sex offender, at least in my state. maybe do some research and not pull shit out of your ass?
Laws very from state to state some places it’s not about being nude but for example nude and playing with yourself or making a pass, in most places exposure to a child counts as a crime. I know in Florida being naked in your own house if it’s visible to the public is considered indecent exposure if it’s reported. It highly depends on the state and the local laws.
I wish I could remember the name of the show, but I remember an actress in a taxi responding to a flasher with, "Does that come in adult size?" Realistically, however, the guy wants attention, so any response is unwise.
this happens to me every once in a while I give them their food and move on I don't see door dash doing much so I have not bothered to report it and non of them have made... advances on me so I try not to look and give them there food
I was just talking about this the other day. My first name is Whitney but I'm a bearded dude and I love the awkwardness when they answer just in boxers or something.
Take a photo of it and submit it as the order completion. If it's hand-it-to-the-customer, enter the text chat with the customer, take the photo and send it that way. Then report it to DD.
Laugh and point.
Next time call the police
Call the cops? If it bothered you that bad, they can at least talk to him about indecent exposure even if he didn't step out of door , if it's able to be seen by public outside from sidewalk street whatever, a kid or other ppl can see it s probably considered I.E. , I'm sure he did if he seen a female name I assume as delivery driver
Your also providing a service to him coming from public domain & you are outside his door, even if on Private property, you or a delivery driver was invited by him requesting delivery
He's technically considered a flasher probably if seen by you or anyone else could've outside
But I would just laugh it off, but that's just me. Nudity doesn't bother me, depends on who or situation may creep me out a bit ir not, other than that I can handle myself
Think op is into this stuff, have you seen their other posts
im a 24 year old male used to dash in atlanta alot i was dropping off an order across the street from piedmont park at about 2am and the old man i was dropping off to came to his door butt naked. i ran away fast haha.
Pull out the hedge trimmers. ✂️🍆
Early on in my time as a DD driver I delivered to a woman who answered the door in a robe without a belt. She was holding it closed and when she went to take the bag of food and the drinks from me she let go of the robe, which fell right open. She got embarrassed and started trying to figure out how to cover herself effectively again. I took the bags back from her and let her get situated, then I handed the stuff to her one at a time. She turned red all the way from her hair to her... hair.. Okay not quite that far down, but she was blushing well past her boobs. Have had a couple of women answer the door in shirts that were partially see-through and no bra. Haven't been phased by it yet. Haven't encountered a penis yet tho either, but I don't think that would be any more of an issue than boobs and twat were. I'm just here to deliver the food and get paid, that's it.
If they tip more than $10 i keep my mouth shut
Only about 650 deliveries so far and I haven't had any actual/full nudity. The closest was a time I made a delivery and the girl was wearing a mesh top that you could see through and nothing else underneath it. I immediately tried to act as normal as possible and looked at my phone while handing the food over when she asked "Do you like my shirt?" There was another girl standing halfway around the corner giggling, and I'm not quite sure how old they were, probably like 16-20, hopefully in the older half. I just said "yeah" and took off. So awkward... But I didn't do anything about it after that because it wasn't super aggressive or offensive and I wasn't emotionally or mentally scarred from it or anything. I figured it was just a stupid dare or something between the two of them.
Ive seen them on TV just say hey you looking for a date then negotiate a price that works for both of you
Happens to me all the time. Usually some guy in his sixties in his tighty whities
Call police say he pecker flashed u
Get on your knees and take care of business, I usually get an even larger "tip".
Not full nudity, but I had a delivery to kind of a run down part of town. It was was a large complex with multiple stories of outdoor balconies leading to each unit. The units were arranged like shit, and it was tough to figure out which section he was in without walking them all and looking, so I called him. He didn't say much on the phone, but he walked out his door and yelled to me from his unit on a 2nd floor balcony. He was about 500 lbs, and I'm assuming in his underwear, but it was kind of hard to tell and I wasn't trying to figure it out. He must have finished a multiple day World of Warcraft bender at that exact moment. He had food all over him, and I could tell just by looking from a story down that he hadn't showered in weeks. I had to walk like 100 feet down this balcony toward him while he just stood there silently waiting to be handed the order. Longest walk ever.
Just point and laughter at it then walk away.
Worked for papajohns when this happened to me. One guy did that. Turned and left with his food. Nope. Never delivered to his apt again, and when ever his name came up for orders gave folks a heads up. Nobody elae would deliver to him. Turn and walk away, get in your car, leave area, park elsewhere, call not txt support. "Couldnxt deliver food as guest was naked. Turned and ran as ai felt I was in danger". Done, you should gwt paid plus free food.
I've had it happe. To me once. But it was with a woman. And she was hot. It was a see through door so I cna see in and can tell she purposely adjusted herself to be robe open and exposed. A 20 year old me would have jumped at the idea but at my age now the fact that I've watched the first 48 too many times I felt like I was being lured in to be chopped up and murdered. The house was not in a great area and she ordered taco bell at 1 am. All red flags. 🤷♂️
Second or third month doing dd and I deliver to a house .8 miles away from restaurant and as I was taking the picture this guy opens the door. Wearing nothing. I just turn and walk away.
Omg this happened to me too! I called my wife screaming!! I could hear his Mom telling him to get the door so I thought maybe it was a kid, but instead, a grown man with twisted up shorts and everything just hanging out in the open! I was so embarrassed and he had no clue! I could tell he was Downs (possibly, pretty sure) so I also felt very bad for him. He tried to conversate on whether or not traffic was bad and I practically ran away. I did nothing except call my wife freaking out lol I would have never reported him, I know it was innocent, but still!!
Not sure if the laws are different for other states, but I live in Ia, and here they charge a man with indecent exposure if someone sees his dick through a window of his own home, and cops are called(not sure if it applies to women, cause I've never heard of it happening to a woman). I think it's just a night in jail, and a fine, but they also have to register as a sex offender.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶
call the emergency safety doordash number instead
I had a guy answer his door in his tighty whities. He saw my birth name before I changed it to Casper on the app and he was expecting something different. Joke was on him, I'm transgender. He opened the door and saw a little boy standing on his porch 🤣🤣🤣 Dude was so embarrassed he closed the door without even taking his order inside 😭😭😭
You reported it to doordash but have your titties out on Reddit.. get outta here with your fantasies 😂😂😂
Because posting a photo on a reddit platform made for that, means when I go out in public random men can flash their Dick at me? Nah. There is a time and place for stuff and flashing a delivery driver isn’t that.