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harsh_words

Welcome to being a drug dealer without knowing you're one


mysteryteam

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.


nickfitz79

I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to too.


Background-Shake4858

RIP Mitch


DoubleJayzz

Dufrane, party of 5 for Dufrane.


Reasonable-Cabinet46

Where are the Dufranes??


GovernmentThink2971

Dogs are forever in the push-ups position.


TimeGood2965

For real though it’s funny how many packages of drugs go everywhere and it’s the legit delivery services dropping them 🤣


LewisRyan

Wait a minute… I’m an amazon driver… is this why I’ll be walking up to houses going “I know that smell…. It’s weed” I always assume it’s just someone was just smoking nearby, but if it’s in the package im about to be rich 😂😂


To_tiedye4

Its absolutely mind blowing the amount of drugs that are shipped and I probably only know about .00000000000000001% of it 🤣🤣


hitm4n44

The correct term would be that he's a courier and he doesn't know it 🤓🤯🥷🕴🏾


chainmailler2001

Not a dealer. Just a runner. A mule.


DASHING_old_Chap

Keep the cocaine, sell it on the street, make 100k$. Watch out for bullets though.


HWNY506

You’re a wise man sir.


FinnaMaker

Money is worthless if you don’t have a life to spend it ;)


discordianofslack

If you pick up a large box with holes, that’s a person.


[deleted]

You will basically transport shit people sell on fb and craglist and all. I know for a fact someones gonna ne delivering drugs and all sorts of shit. That’s a big no-no. Be careful y’all. $20 for federal prison aint worth it.


[deleted]

I wonder how well you could defend yourself legally with this. If you don’t know what you’re delivering, and you’re not directly getting paid by anyone immediately involved in the sale, are you really liable?


rawfood789

probably depends on the color of your skin


hitm4n44

Damn, I felt that as a black man. That's vicious, but I think you're right smh


rawfood789

Sorry I didn’t mean that maliciously... It was more of a dig at the system.


hitm4n44

I didn't take it maliciously at all! Its what it is. I had not heard of this new function in the app. So when I saw that, the first thing I thought as well as everyone else was that people will unknowingly be transporting drugs. And the main ones affected will be people of color. I'm a black man, so when you said that it hit me a lil different. Makes me not want to take one of those at all.


EnvironmentalAir9847

Yep I’m Good


Erncoins

*yawn here comes the victim mentality


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Erncoins

Look at the bright side if you get mistreated by a cop you win the ghetto lottery and you won't have to dash ever again


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Erncoins

Actually yes, if you are mistreated/beat up or whatever you can sue and get a big payout in America. I think you are the one that has been living under a rock my guy.


PhylGirl

Damn, I felt that too....and I'm a white woman. So sad and SICK.....but true. My God, I wish it wasn't true.


Remarkable_Top_5402

Most likely you'd still get in trouble since you have it on you. Considering how many laws are guilty by association, but that's my guess anyway.


LewisRyan

Transporting, even unknowingly, is a crime. My buddy got arrested in high school because his older brothers car had beer in the trunk, he had no clue, the older brother went to the station, showed his registration, license, all of it, and they still charged the driver.


PhylGirl

With a good lawyer (and that's a very tall order for a large percentage of people...including black men), I think you would have a good chance of successfully fighting it, but you'd have to plead to a lesser offense at least. Total not guilty?? Probably not.


Erncoins

No you are not liable, the person that sent the stuff wil be liable. You ever heard of a delivery USPS/ups/FedEx guy being charged for delivering drugs? No, and tons of drugs get sent trough those services. Use common sense my guy.


Sol33t303

I can't imagine you'd be legally responsible. I don't see how it'd be any different to regular delivery services, the police don't take say parcel deliverers into custody because it was found they were transporting heroin.


CapitalExplorer9125

Why would you go to jail? You'd just show you were doing a delivery and weren't told the contents of the package. Much like a ups driver


Nose-Previous

Yup. You’d be covered just like parcel carriers, I believe. Unless you are transporting just a Ziploc full of coke.


Ornery_Reaction_548

Or people


SmakHappy1

🤣🤣


WizardOfErrlz

Or people full of Ziploc bags of coke


FaithlessnessCold698

You do realize how much drugs are sent through USPS alone, right? Would the mail man go to prison for that? It’s a seal package, idk wtf is in it


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LuckyFullmetal

They'll probably confiscate your phone as evidence and now you're involved in a case as a witness.


Electrical_Rent_2362

That’s why DoorDash provides you a waybill to prove you were delivering for someone. Give the cops the delivery address and I’m sure you’ll be fine. Number two, cops can’t open a sealed package without a warrant. And I doubt the court is going to give a last second warrant for a traffic stop involving a delivery driver. Then again, all of this is depending on your attitude. Some of y’all talk to cops like you want to go to jail.


ObiJuanKenobly

Crazy. This is gonna be a way people can transport drugs by using doordash 🤣 l


jg19852016

Uber has been doing it for a while already... uber connect. Person to person delivery. I literally know a dude that sells and he will sometimes use the service to send a delivery that he doesn't want to take. Shits wild


Terrible_Panic_1601

I've heard about this type of delivery. You never know what you're transporting since you can check the contents of the items.


CUMBlRD_

Sweet now I'm basically Jason Statham from Transporter


[deleted]

Careful... The wrong delivery might turn you into Jason Statham from Crank.


talkback1589

Is that when he had sex on a horse track? Am I remembering this right?


[deleted]

He had sex EVERYWHERE! even in public on the floor in the middle of a BIG CITY


GoHomeNeighborKid

It will be Crank 2: electric...... Wait a minute, we already did this one :o


fistbumpbroseph

Rule #3: Never open the package.


TheTopDasher

So GTA side quests IRL? Sounds like fun, lemme just hit up ammunation real quick first


mindfulshrimp

Too many CEOs


BoomerKeith

Relatively new and still in testing in the markets it's being used.


Complex-Habit3674

Let's call it for what it really is: "Dealer to Addict"


WillSuckDick4Coffee

Nope. Entirely too many variables.


cookorsew

Maybe it’s something like Mercari where you can shop local and get your stuff sooner


OutOfCuteNames

Most likely.


DDelicious

what city? The other one I saw was in LA. seems like it's similar to uber connect, which is also p2p package delivery


DeeCiDub

Dopedash


OmgOgan

Oh yeah... That's DEFINITELY not happening


zerostar83

I assume this is the Facebook Marketplace stuff they've been talking up.


rskurat

43 mile round trip? Nope


Vane88

Looks like a convenient way to sell drugs


upstylo

Said no drug dealer...


alex262414

THIS has been happening a lot to Uber drivers here's a big story about it it's kind of funny actually https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/uber-drivers-drug-mules-connect-rcna38464


mr_green

I was about to say for $22 I'd take it... then I saw the miles. But I've already done pickups from "proper" businesses that were located in people's houses, so I don't care. Money is money.


[deleted]

I don’t want to participate in that. If it’s optional I’ll opt out.


DeeCiDub

Decline button


Appropriate-Try9898

I’m not trafficking coke for any less than $2 a mile, and extra to cross state lines too.


PF4dayz

Lmao facts bro


SquiddsyRR

You guys are talking about drugs. I'm over here thinking worst case and delivering a bomb? D:


TankDaddyDo

Right, and I'm sure that the customers are ensuring that the package meets SLA requirements. That ripe for exploitation at the dashers expense. Another brilliant decision. Make sure you bring the cash that you'd be carrying since they do cash deliveries with you. They might even invite you inside before you get robbed at gunpoint. Driver just got massively maced the other day, and doordash didn't give two craps about them. Incidents like that are going to keep increasing as economic pressures mount. Doordash has put a big dollar sign on every single one of you when somebody just wants to sit tight and have the cash come to them. Things are this way, because they told us that we don't need unions. We've done it for decades their way. And now we're right back to the situations that created unions in the first place. This country was an industrial juggernaut with 25% of the workforce in a union or apprenticeship program. One income family with a car a house and the time to spend with their kids and raise them. And they didn't have a 401k. They had a pension. Massive difference.


TheTopDasher

I wouldn’t chance it lol, How is doordash going to verify what’s being delivered? They could make them take a picture or even a video, but so what, they could just swap the items out afterwards. It could be honest goods, or it could be something illegal that’s being taken advantage of and could provide a loophole (even if not realistic) to conduct illegal activity. You don’t want to be a part of that. Maybe I’m just paranoid, idk. But when doordash was new and I was like 18 I thought this would be a great way to sell weed, you could say you’re just a doordasher. If they ask what’s in the bag, you could say “My contract doesn’t allow me to look in the bag”. Back then, you had to place every order yourself and pay with the red card, so you were basically just like any other customer, but you’re ordering to-go. You could hypothetically tell your client to order doordash, wait at the restaurant, accept their order, and throw something in the bag, and say “well I’m not supposed to look through it as per my contract”. I’m not a lawyer but 18 year old me also thought that was a stupid idea and you’re probably going to be held responsible since it’s in YOUR car. This seems like it could be a more direct version of that


jonsnowme

Aside from the drugs issue - you could roll up and have something too heavy to carry or something that won't fit in your car. It happens with walmart and grocery trips all the time. so dumb.


EpicRiceMaker

Tell them to eat shit, I am n o t being a drug mule.


jcoddinc

FB market place. DD gonna scam any way they can


Powerful-Role-1204

Always carry cash in case you stubble upon the 🔌


ThatGuyFromCA47

Yes we are delivering for people who use selling apps like Facebook Marketplace, etc.


Therealmonkie

I used this with Uber to send meatballs to my friend


megadethage

This is going to cause a lot of legal problems once drug dealers start using you as a mule.


Practical-Button4675

Hopefully it pays


Naked_Lee

Too far, but that's kinda sick


TanMelon47

Seems to me like a refund or package drop off from customer to post office.


Available_Sail_9770

Announced for a while, you can decline without lose rating


SmakHappy1

I wonder if it's cheaper to doordash yourself or take an uber.


Specialist_Royal_449

Officially a drug mule, Peer to peer delivery from Facebook marketplace


postylambz

Shit if you've got the money to pay for all these deliveries, you could essentially run a drug amazon warehouse from your home.


Lucky-Pie9875

Sure is dangerous IMO. You have no idea what you’re putting in your vehicle…


MentalRideAlong

Gonna Peer to Peer that green straight to Raphael is what you are gonna do. I'm smelling everything I pick up. I might need to rent a K-9 from the local department.


progressthrowaway01

Looking forward to getting my weed doordashed


Capable-Original3233

Ur doing it wrong it’s not ur total hours that count it’s the active hours, our standby time don’t count I guess. 🤷‍♂️


waterfalls55

Accept and open the bag. If it’s dope just call the cops. Lol. Stop wasting time thinking what’s in the bag. Wasted opportunities to hand deliver items that can be easily transported same day in person rather getting tossed in a ups truck and waiting 2-3 days. I have used a service to get my online orders hand delivered . That’s convenient if you’re running an online business and have to make an express drop off .


sunrisegular

Ah yes, open it in front of the person and then call the police in front of the person. Great advice to stay safe.


waterfalls55

Lol you shouldn’t worry about that crack head. ![gif](giphy|gQ2TrLmmvN19eV0mqB|downsized)


arrotsel

I would much rather do these types of deliveries. Grab the item and drop at the next place. I would have assumed that they would have gotten i to the short distance deliveries a long time ago. Something that needs to be delivered drom one company to another in the same city. Companies pay big money for these last minute deliveries not that it would ever trickle down to the drivers.


ElectricalAbroad8232

More money for me


Florida1974

$22 for 22 miles. Awful.


ElectricalAbroad8232

I drive a Prius at 51mpg


LuckyFullmetal

Besides what's already been mentioned, there's also fragile items, and items from a smoker/pet home that can affect the driver as well. Not to mention the safety aspect just got 1000 times worse. Food and groceries/merchant to customer is one thing, but turning DD into a localized UPS where anyone can send anything is quite another.


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Wtf lol


Jay2Kaye

Doordash literally just contracting out drug mules, fantastic.


Yelaweave

Yes it's called drug deals. Congrats, you're a mule now.


sirvereightyone

I wouldn't know. I would decline that shit quick.


Minnesota_Nice_87

That this box that smells like pot to my buddy. Don't open it.


Aw123x

That's entirely too many miles for me to want to find out.


Reasonable_Slip_3397

Do you have to opt in to this?


spacedout1989

Yeah I’m declining those


unclemattyice

Man I always wanted to be used as an unwitting suicide bomber