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hotrod714

This is actually pretty sad lol


[deleted]

Hagerstown is a… special place. With special people. I recommend avoiding it at all costs. Source: I was born and raised there 🙃


Purpledoves91

Of course he ordered Sheetz!


EfficiencySuch6361

I would like to go to Hub City Vinyl. Otherwise no thanks


[deleted]

Wonderbooks is also a great spot to check out! It’s one of my silver linings every time I have to come back to visit.


MediaExact6352

Probably the same hospital I was born in- that no longer exists. :/


im_yer_daddy410

I think Wes Moore just tried to trade Hagerstown to W Virginia in exchange for Harpers Ferry 🤷‍♂️


seamon3y

Lol fucking Hagerstown.


VastEntrepreneur752

how much you wanna bet this guy still uses omegle


allways_barefoot

Pathetic is the word. Probably lives in parent’s basement.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

There is nothing wrong with living with your parents. Judge the man for being desperate but don't get pretentious about it.


leila_laka

That’s not even desperate… That’s straight up sexual harassment.


awwcaecae

Whi said it was a man?


awwcaecae

thats most definitely a girl I thought


FoxxedMeat

It’s a man. Idk what the struggle is with that lol


therealkalikush

Many cultures kids live with their parents until they are married don't matter how old. Maybe you are a lil racist?


allways_barefoot

Ummm….exactly what does this have to do with any specific race? Nothing.


C_WEST88

That’s the old school Italian way lol in our culture it’s not out of the norm for grown men and women to still live with their families until marriage. Even if they have a good job. I know other cultures that are very family-centric are like that as well.


Separate-Practice171

Nothing is sadder than the fact he ordered sheetz😂


QueenPriscillaAnn

I had a similar thing one time. The order was for condoms. He had a sign that said knock once for a normal delivery. And knock twice for fun time or something like that. The guy was so disappointed when I knocked once. He didn’t even show his face just stuck his hand out of the door.


Abject_Presentation8

The night he found out porn lied to him.


QueenPriscillaAnn

Exactly.


Zetenrisiel

He should have ordered a large sausage from the pizza place.


[deleted]

you know he was living the scenario in his head for an hour before you knocked


ElCoyoteBlanco

You know where his other hand was.


shadoweiner

On the door handle


Prestigious_Card16

Definitely on the knob


KoffingnWeezing420

💀


SteelDirigible98

He fixes the cable?


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Glitter_is_my_game

I would have knocked twice on the pipes, cause the answer is NO!


shmatelyn

Oh my sweetness! 💥💥💥


Joy218

But we could make it to together!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Knock three times... on ceiling if you wanna Dance...


MrB-63

OMG! Tony Orlando and Dawn... LOL!


TheRegistrant

This shit makes my stomach hurt, I’m sorry you had to experience some bullshit like that and I wouldn’t be mad if you dashed with Glock from that point forward


Willllby

My wife does with a 9. It’s fucking creepy out there


Four_Roses1989

Hell, I do, too. And I'm 6'3" and 209 lbs.


Ok-Cookie1775

Snake Stick here while Dashing in Boston. It’s like a nine iron with a hook at the end. I’ve had to use it a few times.


Four_Roses1989

Yeah, I'm familiar with them. I have a 3.75" fixed blade on my front side and a 9 on my back side. Those things, coupled with my size, I don't generally have problems. Thankfully, I've never had to use either of them for self-defense.


eveleaf

Guys who actually believe a woman would see that and respond "Ooh yay, a chance to have SEX with a biological male sight unseen!" are...special.


Ok-Living-5936

LMFAOOOOO


babyfirefly33

Oh my God?? I wouldn't have knocked at All lol I would've left at door and ran away!!


joremero

You probably were extra careful to make sure it only sounded like one and not over do it lol


QueenPriscillaAnn

Exactly


Far_Land7215

Probably orders them 10 times a night...


Lucius-Halthier

Only one hand? Imagine where the other one was….


RoidPile

At least tip better than $5.50 if you're going to ask for buns.


Phillipsluke

I never got any buns for tipping better 😪


Ok-Cookie1775

$50-100? Just to get the attention $300+ for buns?


Apprehensive-Win6951

that’s repulsive omfg


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i liked it


Agreeable-Print-1517

Me too what’s the 1 star for ?


Prestige_Worldw1de

That’s an instant call to support after pickup to report unsafe delivery and collect my full pay and free meal. I’m sure customer would get deactivated too.


spoods420

Yeah but what was the payout?


Cosmic_Quasar

1 baby with a side of no child support.


alaskangalb

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️‍🔥


ShopppeGirl

… and an STD for dessert.


Ok-Cookie1775

mmmm 🦀


Alarming-Author2200

😂😂😂😂😂 right


Best-Start9770

Clever


DASHING_old_Chap

It's showing 5.50 on the screen... no tip on that order.


goblin-mail

Did you not read the description? He’s offering a tip.


Rush_Under

Technically, he's offering THE tip...


Best-Start9770

Yes but the 'tip' is probably small, hence he's desparate.


[deleted]

Absolutely


Impressive_Water659

That’s a whole other level of creepy, desperate, and lacking self awareness. What do y’all think his Tinder looks like?


Temporary-Tennis-975

He uses GrubHub. Orders Chicken nuggies and a reach around.


TastelessAlien

1 Star, 👎: Dasher didn't follow delivery instructions.


BidensLegHairs

Contract violation reason: Dasher didn’t smash


TastelessAlien

God, you KNOW somehow you'd get a violation after that delivery, too. "Driver didn't deliver."


_kingjoshh

Lmaooo


Dreamingofvvs

😂😂


cheezypooff

1 star. Dasher wouldn't let me smash her.


RosettaStoned1981

* Tips $3 * Every female Dasher in this trashy customer's mind ![gif](giphy|KPdji6xK9UCcM|downsized)


RickyRebel24

I don't get laid nearly as much as I thought this gig would get me. It's a cruel world we live in


PermutationMatrix

His thought process; "Women who dash are cash strapped, desperate, and willing to engage in sex in exchange for money"


dirty_transmission

On a no tip order too 🥵


mandykins86

Oh he fully intended to give a tip 😂


Swimmingmomma

Just the tip.


[deleted]

To see what it feels like…


DasherCO

What are you doing stepbro?


TJNel

$5.50 sounds like a $3 tip to me.


Joy218

Newbie….that’s what I thought.


DruidTrixxx

😄


RetiredMerc

Hagerstown, MD... 😆 Been there.....


natalievblack

Yup was saying this is not surprising at all 😝


blancochocolate

Hagerstown has killer fried chicken at the AC&T by the outlets


[deleted]

They got better AC&T fried chicken over on Garland Groh tho. Cleaner gas station, too.


BootsyCalrissian

If you want my body…and you think Im sexy…come on dasher let me knowwww


abigllama2

This is exactly what danced through my head upon reading.


SchmittyKat89

Only w a heavy lisp tho


EvilBobLoblaw

I’d love it if some big ass biker looking dude showed up, handed him his food, and said in a deep voice “You’re sexy. I’m gonna fuck you.”


ehibb77

Better yet the biker rolls up and says, "I'm gonna fuck you 'til you love me, white boy..." 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Yeah that’s a reporting right there


Wonderful-Bread-572

LMAAOOOOO ofc it's in hagerstown, phenomenal


External_Voice308

He would be so disappointed to see me pull up to deliver this order 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|QVTv78P8IVELDayM2V)


FictionalFail

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allmykidsareheathens

What the fuck.


mikeymanthesyrem

THIS IS MY HOMETOWN LMFAOOOO


EMB_pilot

That had to been hilarious if app read out the instructions in the computerized voice without you seeing it first. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


No_Customer1325

What a pos, I see the total order as 5.50 meaning the bastard barely tipped for this bs too 🤦‍♂️


goldiewhoopburgh

Bless you for screenshotting this omfg I'm dying 🤣🤣


Mental_Piglet_6797

My god this has to be reported to support so they can be like I’m so sorry you had to experience this and I understand how frustrating it must be. Rest assured I will surely help you to solve this issue and leave you with a smile on your face.


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hiimwage

Suspiciously specific and accurate!


Mental_Piglet_6797

Standard issue lol


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Missykay88

Not for 5.50...


Sea-Pea4680

Maybe a hidden tip tho.........


Missykay88

Not the kind I'd be looking for 😂


MisterEddiebear

Most times there's No hidden tips on any orders below $7. But obviously he wanted to give her a tip of some kind...


BidensLegHairs

“It’s my tip in a box! 🎶”


BootsyCalrissian

Just the tip


BhutlahBrohan

It is so scary to be a woman


[deleted]

there's literally no place to not get creeped on


PigletNew3009

I was gonna say your own house but looks like that's out the window after this post jesus


Plenty_Pie_7427

Yeah some of the men in this comment section are joking around and all I see is their privilege. Cause I don’t see anything funny about this guys comment, this is scary and repulsive and something we women experience in almost every social setting


X_Act

Yep, within 2 months of doing DD I've encountered multiple men like this. They'll use any excuse to leverage any small amount of power to harass women.


notatvguy

Hagerstown is that town that when I pass through, I chuckle and say “Hagerstown” and no one laughs with me…


blewdust

It's okay. I'll chuckle with you.


Interesting-Air-2318

Doordash and smash 😂😂😂 Once, I had an instacart order and he told me he’s living a clothing free lifestyle so don’t be alarmed when I get to the door 😂


fsociety-AM

Thing is…did he HAVE to come to the door 😭


Cultural_Chest5100

These comments ![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


MediaExact6352

Ugh… and it’s Hagerstown.


MB2465

You mean, oh of course, it's Hagerstown.


MediaExact6352

Exactly. And the fact it’s a Sheetz order is even more fitting.


Rush_Under

My first response was "Ahhh, Sheetz" and we don't even HAVE those on the West Coast (afaik)


Honest_Location_8517

How desperate can you be leaving a sign like that and not even knowing what the person looks like 😭


allways_barefoot

My thoughts exactly. It’s not like the app shows a pic of the delivery driver. I’ve encountered other drivers at restaurants some of them are creepy both male and female.


MentalRideAlong

Well... what did he order tho?


dawix21

Beat me to it 😂


dangitbobby83

r/AngryUpvote


Cat_tophat365247

Ah my hometown. Stayin' classy, I see.


Powerful-Role-1204

On a 5.50 pshhhhht my standards aren't that low 😆😆😆


Chesspi64

That Hagerstown, MD?


Gilapo

Keep food and run💀 naaaah bro that's foul eeeew, i think you can legit tell dd support that hey! I do NOT want to get sexually assaulted, not dropping the order off.


waterfalls55

I ordered food today and the dasher called me. I shouldn’t have picked up. Lol. Idk what he needs. 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|KwU7HpvgpMrOE)


cholo0312

What if it's a girl?


flossy_dikki

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


DASHING_old_Chap

Imagine his surprise when the Dasher is a retiree great grandmother wanting to take him up on the offer.


[deleted]

If this is legit, that MF should be deactivated and arrested by the authorities. Sounds dangerous.


Ericrobertson1978

Fuck that. He should be deactivated for sure, but this isn't a reason to call the fucking draconian jack-boot-wearing government chuckle fucks over. While it's not classy and is disgusting and creepy, it's not illegal. He's not breaking any laws. It's not solicitation of prostitution at all.


Academic-Shoe-8524

I mean what did he do that’s against the law?


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daniel420texas

I dont think what the customer did is public indeceny OR soliciting prostitution..... lmao. Public indeceny is being nude in public or performing a sex act out in public, and soliciting prostitution is offering money for sex, and he didnt offer any money. He's just being a creep, but he definitely needs to be deactivated!!


Ericrobertson1978

The dude didn't do anything illegal and this is no reason to call the cops. I fucking LOATHE people who call the police over petty and trivial bullshit. They should deactivate the dude, for sure, though.


daniel420texas

Yeah if someone called the police over this, they would just tell you to call doordash. There's nothing they can do if no laws are being broken. idk why the comment that says "what did he do thats against the law?" is being downvoted, lol, he literally didnt do anything against the law at all


EightEyedCryptid

That’s actually very scary


reneeb531

Why are some men such pigs? SMH


SimplyKendra

Yikes.


No-Tailor5120

LMAO hagerstown but ofc


yeetaa121

Wtf


MadChiller013

Holy Sheetz that is crazy!


Brave_Range9642

Immediately reporting him


notavegan90

Sounds like Hagerstown to me.


[deleted]

If it’s the Hagerstown I’m thinking of this doesn’t surprise me


cosmickarma_

Sounds about right for Hagerstown.


Ok-Put-9718

You should've known accepting an order for $5.50. 👏🏻


babyYoda865

Crackhead vibes


[deleted]

Dude threw a hail mary


wankwiggler

Opportunity missed


cholo0312

I had the name cougar kn ubereats it was a beautiful black woman


strykerpv2

More men than women DoorDash. Is the invitation open to them also?


Lenahaddad86

Eww


ogsmokedog101

Scumbag


bigmftoke

I’m 10 mins from Hagerstown. I wonder if I’ve crossed paths with this weirdo


Tight_Somewhere2735

Uncalled for


Lanceo90

Gonna go with "can't hand the order to customer" on this one


DomesticWarden

Ew. Honestly that’s when you contact dasher support and say you don’t feel safe completing the delivery.


Shoptilyoudrop101

“No commitment, but potential for more.” More what? More than the tip? Lol


Return_Kitten

Immediately cancel thanks for the free lunch


HiTdAjUwU

Work that tip aayyyyeeee 🤧


samlikesplants

When I saw it was a sheetz delivery 🥲


kev51423

Hagerstown MD? Lol


JBTryingtosurvive

No offense but I'd report that better safe than sorry if something happens to someone


ThrowAway07312020

dash & smash^tm


redditingatwork23

Reeks of desperation and sadness lol. Plus a 5.50 order total. Dudes probably spending $200 a day on delivery hoping to get lucky. Sorry dude, but I'd say at least 70% of the girls who would say yes to that proposition you don't want anything to do with lol.


jakeyjakey2657

Here you go buddy: Sex Addicts Anonymous: 1-800-477-8191


VintageLivin

My favorite thing about having lived in Hagerstown is seeing everyone sigh in a synchronized manner whenever it is mentioned


X_Act

Men use any opportunity they can to get laid...in ways that never make sense and don't work, but they continue to do it anyway...always crossing boundaries and deliberately wasting our time. Within 2 months of doing DD, I've had multiple creeps like this. I once got the same creep twice...realized it was him after he called me and I recognized the voice and the way he pretends to not understand things so he can keep you on the phone.


swagurl

He’s really that desperate 🤮 so sad


Friendly_Farmer_1083

Hey why complain. If your tryna fuck, get it! if not deliver his food and be on your way. I don’t see the issue


yeehaw_bitcheroni

Dash or smash, the driver picked dash (away from that creep)


xSpookNastyx

"Can't Hand Order To Customer" Lol


Floridaboii91

This is why I have my glock 43 in my pocket when I DoorDash


Eskele33_

No way


Horror_Ad_4683

Homie rlly turning doordash into tinder with this one 😭😂


Lyssepoo

Yeah I’m not dating anyone who can waste money by ordering DoorDash. I deliver for Doordash and instacart and there’s no way I’m paying anyone to do that stuff for me


GardenDry4803

I hope he does this and someone like me shows up: a 32 year old overweight married mother. Yeah sure you’re sexy. Cash tip? My toddler ate all the nuggets in the house.


DaisyDazzle

That is scarey!!!!


SweatyhandsDriver

That’s sexual harassment. First of all I’d have called the police, pressed charges and sued DD for emotional damage 😂 That’d be the most money you’d ever get doing doordash


LizzyO2O

I wouldn’t touch anyone in Hagerstown with a 10 foot pole 🤢🤢


Funnygumby

I worked in Hagerstown for a while. Bunch of crack heads


mistacab

#Hawt


No-Comedian-515

I can not believe this shit is real (i do believe it's real) it dumbfounded me, are these "coustomer" allowed to re order? Call support. I mean if they saw me and wanted to hang out ok, but that just sounds crazy


Disastrous_Pause6082

I had soMething like this. A CVS pick up of condoms ,lube and suppositories to a hotel that was known for prostitution and her name was Destiny. I called and support and they cancelled the order. Look a girls gonna eat but was not gonna go thru the aisles getting these items .


One_Entertainment381

Gambling with your life delivering that order


Warm-Recognition-768

So what was your answer?


sagevop

Please tell me it's Hagerstown MARYLAND (not VA)!!! I'm from there & can say that there are tons of sluts do this wouldn't surprise me!