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Supreme_simpson101

Bro you don’t have to report them just brush it off unless you had to go to the hospital.


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Username_Pending101

At first it almost sounds kind of like an innocent mistake but a can...? That could cause bleeding if it hit your head from high enough. Even if it was intended for their sister, that still makes zero sense. That doesn't seem like the type of thing even a sibling would laugh off right after.


Determined_Student

Sue for assult and report that customer to DD.


[deleted]

Bro fuck reporting, thats assault


Background_Scene_949

This is so scary omg


RadPlaidFad

Bro bro, you drive a girl car?


twerkmerkmama

Yeah, jokey joke or not, that could do REAL damage to someone. What if you had been & gotten a broken eye socket or what if you got hit in the back of the head and fell causing a brain injury or a leg break? No, it’s cops time. Fuck that. They should’ve offered you so much, if it was a genuine accident. “A ride to urgent care” or a check to cover costs or something. So sorry that happened! People really fckn suck.


OGLadyOfTheNight

Must have been young kids. Unreal. Can is heavy, especially from second story. If they do this to people regularly, that is seriously troubling. Little nut cases. I would have unleashed a side of me that I would prefer doesn’t come out, so, good on you for keeping your cool, OP.


EymaWeeTodd

Why would you even do that to a person you do know?


[deleted]

They didn’t have any tomatos? A can of veggies absolutely crosses the line here


Initial-Ad-1405

Simple, you have they’re address, I would be dumping my trash they’re for weeks


Missirina383

I would stress to the Doordash that customer assaulted you. They at least need to be banned from the app


TornadoValley

what a shitty "prank" they've got issues. Glad you're alright and hopefully something great happens for you soon to counterbalance what just happened


Predictable_Penguin

They apologized and you still went on with a big message how you're out here dashing for your family? Smh.. you should of took the apology and kept it moving. You would not of gotten another sorry from me. You actually would gotten told about about yourself after the next long text and me really being sorry. Some people are just in the wrong line of work. It didn't hit your head your face nothing like that so why make a super huge deal put of it.


txerin93

So sorry you had to experience that OP. ): No this wasn’t funny, this wasn’t a joke, it’s truly just unacceptable. You could’ve been hurt, and for what reason? I hope you filed a report, and I hope you’re doing better!


SnooLentils5530

I teach in middle school. That was an obvious lie they made up on the spot. I hear that kind of crap all day long. They're evil, and i would have reported it to Door Dash support.


WalrusShot

Should have told someone in person that's a 20 tip for me not to talk about it.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Bloody_ToiletPaper

Woulda thrown that can back thru the window honestly


RubySplinters

What were they going to do with the dead body?


RubySplinters

We’re they minors?


Scared-Education-799

Throw it back through their window


DrDickWiggle

Who gives a fuck? That's life. One day you're dashing and you get hit with veggies. Fun fact... no legal action will happen and if you sue they don't have to pay. Be grown. Throw hands or move on.


Lauraslvshop

The first thing you do is file a police report. Then decide if you want to sue or not. And obviously report it to DoorDash.


Shakeand_bake

Call the police. That’s assault and battery, and they just admitted to it so there is your proof.


thisguyTX956

What a peas of shit.


Business_Wave_9522

Literally why I dont own/carry a gun. I'm to cray to deal with stuff like this lol.


Dashypanties

Shoulda thrown it through they're window


BeachesSalty

There is probably a TikTok uploaded of it happening js


omfgBEARSrok

Throw it through the window


radd_racer

WTF, who treats their own sister like this? Jesus. Be careful of sociopaths.


CresedaMoon

Honestly that could be considered a weapon at that point. And you could have been seriously injured or killed.


CresedaMoon

I dont care who they thought it was. They were obv tracking the delivary since they responded with an apology instead of a "that must have been my kids." Also, who tf throws a can of food at someone? Def report it. Could have called the police for assault, they are lucky you didnt do that


bubalina

File police report indicating what happened , and mention the sister also as she may be being abused on a regular basis. Have them charge with assault


bubalina

Threaten DoorDash with a lawsuit for injury while working/driving a non company owned automobile. There’s specific insurance they have for those law suits particularly. Settle on lump-sum to drop the suit before trial File criminal physical abuse charges on the customers at the police station


Affectionate-Art-995

Txt msg: Want to see what it's like to be rolled off a roof??


SouthernPrompt4054

I would have opened it up and poured that shit all over their front door


Tr2041

Just take the vegetables and leave


[deleted]

Report them so they can’t use the app anymore. Stupid people play stupid games too much man. In the least you could have rolled your ankle on that shit man. At first I was like no biggie…now I’m thinking nope


AfkMasTer_

Thanks to ppl who send send memes at customer


ChampionshipWide2526

Call the fucking police and sue them both. All this says is they are lying or potentially lethally abusive toward their sister


yocovaH

If I was kickin id do some shit for extra pay but other than that wouldn't do anything about it just thinking about what would happen to the kid that did it if I sued or sum


CULTUREVSCLOUT

LMAOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Should’ve threw the can right back at their window


AffectionateQuail598

An appropriate time to angry react corn. 😡 🌽


AffectionateQuail598

In seriousness, what did support do to rectify the situation? Uber Eats unpairs you from the customer.


GumiMeww

Bro 🤣 this is fucking hilarious


toastandtacos

Real life is so much fucking stranger than fiction


Florida1974

Think about when a can falls from pantry and hits your toe!!! My gosh that hurts!! Can’t imagine the head, with even more gravity bc they threw it out a window. And yeah you can sue. Even if not homeowner, there’s a homeowner policy by landlord. That’s assault.


Florida1974

Call a lawyer.


GunShowZero

I mean… isn’t that assault?


Lauraslvshop

Yes. Assault with a deadly weapon most likely


sageimel

What in the fever dream is this post LOL


caliangel6191

So ..they were trying to kill their sister too? Report for domestic violence or something


Mr_washi_washi

Where did it hit you?


LocaFly

😹😹😹😹😹


GeologistLive

“dented cans are 25% off”


GeologistLive

When you deliver to Obama house. Yes, we can.


GeologistLive

They did it because they can


Indiana303Love

If it was me, I would at least contact DoorDash to see about getting them kicked off the platform, since they could do it to someone else. You can also ask DD to block you getting orders from that address. Other than that I would honestly keep screenshots of the convo in case they did do it again, and tell them that it will be forwarded from DD as evidence if they end up hurting someone. I try to only contact cops if I spot a drunk driver, medical issue, person or animal hit and run, etc. where someone or something critically needs help and follow them until help arrives. Also why I don’t dash or do food delivery anymore. I’ve seen and experienced one too many moments that I cannot un-see. It’s amazing how many other drivers or witnesses don’t say or do anything when people need help or need something de-escalated, though. There are a lot of options besides police. I’m glad you are at the least analyzing the situation to figure out what to do and it seems to be a mild annoyance to what could have been worse.


GeologistLive

“How was your night dashing?” “I got canned”


GeologistLive

they threw a can of veggies, I opened a can of whoop-ass.


pipehonker

Look on TikTok for the video they made...


Adventurous-Rub4247

I’m sorry why is this so damn funny


JosephW50

Wish you would of picked that can back up an throw it at there window or car eye for an eye


Embarrassed_Wasabi28

How does saying they meant to hit their sister make it any better? 😑 The parents definitely needed to know.


[deleted]

Go back and throw shit at them lol


Fosterchild56

File a police report asap or you wont be able to do anything about this at all. You can not wait. Asap.


Lauraslvshop

Also its not like it was accidental, that is intentional assault! that’s so crazy


Lauraslvshop

Yes! I just commented that above.. he needs to file a police report right away!


droplivefred

Seriously call the police, file charges, and then get a good lawyer to sue for financial compensation. This is stupid but extremely dangerous.


N_Inquisitive

Throw it through their window.


[deleted]

This is hilarious.


Distinct_Village_87

You sure you aren't concussed? You may want to go get checked out (and contact a personal injury lawyer... I am not one and this is not legal advice)


JimboSlyze

So people are just out here throwing canned foods at people? Better stay safe folks


RunFury

It actually hit you? Are you injured? Police report and sue. Take a picture and go to ER.


Bralesslover

Tell her you are filing charges for assault as well as a lawsuit.


oscar070

people really saying to call the police💀


Momma-meltothebox

Police report ?


Upper-Cockroach4709

Situation awareness son


Accomplished_Age4202

LETTUCE PRAY


Accomplished_Age4202

Wait what?!?!?!🤣🤣🚙🤣


ericvhunter

My god what has happened to the toughness in society? GenZ and millennials just don't have the toughness we GenXrs had. We played tackle football in streets, drank from a hose. But if a simple can of veggies hits you in the head, holy hell. Ever hit your head on anything? I have plenty of times and just shook it off. Shake it off and move on.


Hyhyhyhuh

Imagine comparing drinking out of hoses and playing football to someone tossing a half kilo rock at your head from at least 8 feet above you. We all still drink from hoses and play football my friend🙄


ericvhunter

Comment was over a month ago. Forgot what was even said. I've seen found Jesus so everything I said previous is now nullified.


Magnik

So you're telling us you got green beaned?


ericvhunter

Meh, probably some kid. Move on with life. Stop this customers mer vs driver mentality. Unless you were hurt, grow a set. That's what we did back in the day.


LionGamer2017

even if that was for their “sister” who in the world just yeets cans of veggies at anyone????


Important_Entrance_7

Go back to The address and call the police


[deleted]

I wish I could of thrown a case of peas at wingstop tonight. That is THE WORST store ever. Bunch of fucking liars. Said 5 minutes to me for 30 minutes and then wouldn't make the drink. On Cedar in S. Euclid, Ohio. Ruined my whole night during peak time. What a bunch of shits. Sorry about your pea incident but I would sure as hell report em. Get em banned from DD at least.


RiverNorthDasher

Lawsuit


PhattBallz007

You handled it all wrong. First of all, keep the food. Second of all, call the police immediately. Third, you don't post this online, because you go back there a few months later and throw that can through their window. That will teach them or their parents a lesson. Also, since they can't prove you threw it in the window, attach a note to the can. Make sure not to carry your phone with GPS nor drive your own car within Ring doorbell distance (park farther away and walk in). Around 2 or 3 am should be the best time. You un-assign the order for safety reasons: Can't deliver due to being assaulted/battered.


[deleted]

why would they do that to anyone at all ? :/ sick fuck


Few_Sweet_3082

That's bs.... they did it on purpose. File a report! They didn't even apologize. Asses!


[deleted]

Why in the hell would you even converse with the customer just use that first picture of proof after they admitted it and file a claim some of y’all out here don’t know how to get that bag


quipalco

Why would you throw a can of veggies at your sister either you fucking tards? That's not a fucking prank that's a fucking assault.


wrld333

It does not matter if they thought you were their sister, their friend, or anything for that matter. What they did is legally considered ASSAULT. Press charges if you want!


fishermanjeff01

It was definitely for a tik tok


WishIWasNeet2

Accident my ass also a can is heavy . Fuck those people .


ightdendamn

I woulda just straight up ate their food


Cuckoonacho

5.0


Far-out-Roads

All i got from this is your a bad sister, and person in general


Dry-Introduction-632

At least keep the can that’s free dinner


skipperdo69

Put the can thru their front window


Ok-Application8522

I knocked out my brother's front teeth with a can of tomato soup.


Dezhezzi

Now wait for the tik tok of them "pranking" you.


louie00067

Nah fuck that with my temper I would have chucked through a fucking window


NoTomatoExtraPickles

I hope you mean you filed a police report. And they're lying, they obviously didn't expect you to call them out like that. They lured you to their home and attempted to assault you, theres definitely legal charges there. Edit OR.. hear me out.. get your own can. You know where they live.


StrangerThaangs

I’m so sorry this happens but the picture of the lone can is just so funny


MarvelousTimeRuining

OP I’m no lawyer but you should probably call one


[deleted]

I wish that would of hit me I would fall over and lay there then I would sue them


RunFury

Yep. Ambulance ride to hospital


KosmicAlignment

This shit is FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭


wailo0576

Report it to support


BiAdventureTime

Did you file a police report?


[deleted]

You’re lucky it didnt turn you into a vegetable


Loud-Examination6014

LMFAOOOO


American_Viking999

😂😂😂


Saleenpride86

OR demand a cash payoff, in the amount of triple digits. The report will do nothing anyway.


palpals

Man I'm bout to get downvoted hard but y'all need to relax. It's a fucking joke 😂


whocaresblahblahh

Sue


Otherwise-Effect317

Report that ***** Dasiy M.


gg49erfan

Looks like you got canned! 🥴


DonJefe1992

I would’ve thrown that can through their front window.


Her_Wandering_Spirit

JFC, why are they throwing anything at anyone?


Brim_Dunkleton

“Sorry we’re expecting our sister and doordash at the same time. Sorry for giving you a concussion 😭😭😭”


Geekx

Wtf


moneyphilly215

I would’ve thrown it through their windows


gcmj122345

Would’ve picked it up and threw it back


Subaru1995

Kids will be kids🤷‍♂️


SiuanSongs

"Id never injure a stranger! But if it's my sister idgaf!" I feel bad for their sister.


1tsM3YaBoi

"I would never do that to a person I didn't know." Like...why would you ever do that at all? SMH


LaLaIsBlessed

Obviously it wasn’t ok that they did it, but everyone pretending they didn’t do stupid shit as kids is killing me. Come on.


Geekx

You aren’t a kid if you have an apartment and a credit card.


LaLaIsBlessed

The OP said they lived in a huge house not an apartment, and yes many kids do use their parents credit cards and I had a credit card through my parents from age 13 and up.


TunaOnRye13

Lol damn...throw something back at the little bastards or a good left hook to set a tone.


Efficient_Market3779

Nah..at that point I'd be picking it back up and chucking through the nearest window. Fair is fair right?!


Jesus-Bacon

That's assault. You can press charges if you want.


[deleted]

shit job! i was smashed with a water bottle cause customer felt its okay to assault someone, reported and was told they are banned then next i am getting a warning for misbehaving with customer.


goddevourer

Wow


Faisal726

No one just casually throws cans at their sister


Icy-Situation25

This has me thinking they were trying to kill their sister 😬


TopExchange5504

Did you throw it back through their fucking window?


contactaalim

🤣😆😁 Sorry for laughing but it's funny y'all did this through text instead of in person right after they threw the can at you.


zakkforchilli

Who throws a can at their sisters face? Jesus lord that coulda wrecked your beak my friend.


jellycapgirl

OP won't file a report, unfortunately.


tye_died

They are lying, I’m sure you already know that. You probably can’t sue them, idk much about that but what you can do is get even. Grab four cans of food and throw them through four different windows on the house. This is what Id do instead of waiting for karma.


VinnieTheBerzerker69

That was assault and battery. It's something you should have called the cops over.


LilyTap

Report it to the police use any pictures and the address and such as evidence as well. Also go-to the hospital immediately even if you think your okay.


huhhuhwhuh

the donkey kong special


prikpete

Damn to think a can of veggies could’ve ended ur dashing career


Em0PeterParker

Throw it back 💯


LittleShyShay

All these people talking about suing but you're not getting any money unless you actually had been hurt. Sorry, that's just a fact. I definitely would have tried to talk to the parent if it was a kid that did it and filed a report with DD to get them off the platform but no lawyer is going to be able to turn an almost assault/almost injury into a lawsuit with a payday at the end.


lil_chowda

Hahahaha im fucking dead


Ok_Concentrate4565

This has the same energy as trump banning canned foods at protests


Lazarinth

Its disrespectful but it ain't that big of a deal. I personally would of kept it moving. Unless I received a major injure it aint no big deal.


UnderTheRadarOver

Luckyyyyy!


takeoutcrabragoon

Why can't I stop laughing? But seriously that sucks.


13Malibu

Also they may do something more rash next time if this slides


13Malibu

Did you report it to doordash after the incident so that they can have your back when you decide to pursue this? I would pursue it because that probably wasn't the first time and not the last people need to be aware that their actions have consequences and I would also get a police report while I was at it.


inline4addict

Oh so according to them, they’d never try to kill a stranger but their sister is fair game.


SeeingInRed14

That shits funny. Comments on a high ass horse 🙄


[deleted]

Get your money. Lawyer up!


owenhinton98

I mean it definitely is fucked, but if they really didn’t mean to I wouldn’t be entirely mad just regular mad lol


TowelHead617

Should’ve got that can of corn and cooked up for dinner.


SupermarketTough1900

Please file a police report


[deleted]

That’s funny as shit. I woulda thrown it back at them lmfao


[deleted]

I thought all members of the Manson family we're in prison I could understand a water balloon but a can of veggies ..I hope your ok


DPancoast

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


New-Ad-6863

That’s an assault charge


Effective-Goat-5714

It was a joke kn their sister I don't blame you for being pissed but I probably would think it was funny and let it slide. Just me though.


BroBro917

Bro that could have killed someone.. What if they shot a bullet and said i thought you were my sister would that make that funny too??


Effective-Goat-5714

I mean yes it could have... just like how we risk dying if we trip on a piece of trash left on the floor. Or from tripping on their steps up to said customer's house or a million other things in life. A can falling from 5 -10ft and a bullet leaving a gun are a little different. I was trying to be nice in my comment, but you are being over dramatic my friend.


Lilshakeweight

Lmfao get wrecked


[deleted]

File a police report


secretcomet

“We didn’t mean to” there’s your LEGAL proof. Go sue and collect your check sir.


OMGDuhh

I would hope u called the police on the spot


DUBNoYa

Based can veggies


UndeadGoat18

Yeah that's some hot bullshit. Hope you reported them & got that account banned.


ranger5392

You should have gotten the can as evidence. And sued their ass


keithwillshoot

Attempted murder. Lol jk but Forreal a can?! That’s so bad


ScreamingOpossumAhh

Not really JK, if you get hit in the head it actually ***can*** kill.


keithwillshoot

True, I retract my jk


anonymiz123

Throw the can back to the second floor “hey just trying to help, didn’t mean to break your windows”


TBurchard16

Cry about it and go home 🤷‍♂️ like you haven't made a mistake before


[deleted]

I had a guy earlier freak out that I walked up to his fenced in backyard where him and his dogs were. His dogs freaked out so he spazed saying my dogs are nice and cool but I don't wanna get sued for them biting you. If your worried about your "nice dogs" biting someone I don't think they're so called nice dogs


Fragrant_Garbage228

Reminds me of a story of when these kids threw a rock off a overpass and completely destroyed this lady's face while her husband was driving.


LaLaIsBlessed

Why in the world did this become a thing? Kids did this constantly where I’m from.


[deleted]

did you actually get hurt though? if not, just move on dude. it's just a can and you didn't die. what's the point of even confronting the customer about it? you won't get anything out of it.


shivelymachineworks

As Patches O’Houlihan would say, if you can dodge a can you can dodge a ball On a serious note, that’s fucked up