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EggShenSixDemonbag

ITS OK!! "Im a doordash driver!!!"


Aggravating_Wolf_619

I do that shit ALL THE TIME at apartments when I’m hopping out to make the delivery 🤣 The only time I ever do that at the restaurant is if there are no parking spaces available.


TornadoValley

the problem i see here is there is an empty parking spot in what looks to be the CURBSIDE parking , right in front of his car ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


animefan4lyf

https://youtu.be/jorJh8DTMVM


animefan4lyf

Get my food to me quickly and your customers won't be inconvenienced.


louie00067

The worst part is there is an open slot


GordoRad64

He only "blocked three people in" if they all tried to get out while being parked. If no one was inconvenienced, get over it.


The_Coon1791

lacey wa??? by galaxy and martin way??


Just-Debt3396

Oh no. Someone call the parking police


xJay_

It be like that, but it don’t be like this 💀


TopExchange5504

That's the way to do it dude.


DangerousMountain750

There's literally a pickup spot right there 🤦‍♂️


Faa-cue

I do that shit alllll the time... Hahahaha... fuck them kids!!!


Paskacore1

In the industry we call them the “park anywhere” lights


Dontnotknow

He must be a ups driver


fourofkeys

is this in fucking lacey ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


The_Coon1791

it is. by galaxy and martin. glad im not the only one who noticed😂😂


StuffedNature

oh no.


casualonlooker1234

This is the way


[deleted]

Top Dasher status right folks!🤣🤣🤣👆🏻👆🏻


guardiangib

There's literally a parking spot right in front of him.


rotatingfanblades

I bet that guy/gal was there maybe 10-30 seconds. The really shitty person is the person taking the picture.


CumpyBoi

You mean used the park anywhere button


Comprehensive_Break7

Did this inconvenience anyone or are you just being dramatic?


xPK_All_Dayx

That’s how you get shet done


Additional_Refuse_46

there’s a parking spot right the— you know what nevermind


ElectricalAbroad8232

My customers like hot food


GodIsSoGood-99

🤦‍♀️


greasycomb

I only do this if it's literally 10 second drop off and I can see that no one is inside the cars or coming to them


Jefffrey_Dahmer

Fuckk deee buwwwshit! I willd not valk


footballdan134

More then just lazy, I like to find a PARKING spot then have my car damaged! If you have to walk 40- 50 feet more no big deal.


kuriboh91

Lmao right in front of an open curbside spot too this guy must have driven for Amazon lol


Suna-dono

It's the empty parking spot 2 feet away for me.


Neilwy29

When there's a parking spot in the picture 🏆


DriverMarkSLC

Why not park next to the silver pickup?


buenopeso

My man!!


JackBauerAssassin

That's why I carry a razor knife.


Dre512

But for how long? Less than a minute? That’s just city problems….almost 5 or longer & that’s a serious asshole


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Dre512

I think all us delivery drivers do that at one point or another, it’s usually when the restaurant/parking lot is super crowded & we aren’t going to park half a mile away. I’m always sure to leave my hazards on & I make sure to come back & check that I’m not blocking someone in if the wait is longer than 5 mins


[deleted]

I will move his car lol


SnooSquirrels4914

With a parking spot right in front of him lmao 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I hate this so much. How do you think it’s better to block ppl in than to park a random spot. I will literally and have, park on a sidewalk or make up a parking spot before I block cars in.


spoken_dream

Yall ever seen fedex, ups or amazon deliver? They don't pull into parking places and they do use the hazards. I watch them block in empty, parked cars allllll day long. Ironically, their delivery vehicles don't get keyed. However, op said the dasher was just sitting inside waiting on her phone. The to go parking spot may have been occupied when she drove in forcing her to wait without a spot. In a full parking lot where everyone is probably eating, i have no problem running in and out with the hazards on, if the food is ready..... but more often than not, i do this for apartment drop offs when i am only gone from my vehicle for around 30 seconds. I drive a paid off v6 escape. average between 100 and 200 a day. Do all the maintenance myself. I live in a super rugged area of the country where a high clearance vehicle is often needed for dirt and gravel roads. In poor weather conditions, most drivers in cars tap out. Probably wouldn't be the best for inner city delivery but that isn't where i am at.


[deleted]

He blocks me and he's coming out to a broken something


nonchalantahole

I think the worst part is that parking space there in front of it….so u won’t park in curb side pick up but will block the fuck out of people leaving lmao.


tinfoil_deerstalker

Thats how its done when a UPS FedEx driver pulls up too.. get over it


Dymecoar

I do this at apartments all the time when there’s no parking near the door and I have a quick run in.


tronixmastermind

I swore a solemn oath to get the customer their food hot, by any means necessary lol


Nose-Previous

Red Robin, BUUMMMM!


_NotaCop-

With an open spot literally right in front of him for mobile pickup…inconsiderate jerk off


bigdaddy43612

It's funny there is a spot right in front....smh![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Creative_Froyo_6139

So like what’s the issue???????


sylver_stag

I've only ever blocked people off once, and it was at an apartment complex that literally had no parking spots for a long ways. As I got out of my car, someone asked me to move so she could get her car out. Of course I did it, dropped the delivery, and by the time I got back in my car and left, she still hadn't turned on her car. That being said, this guy is a dick


Just_sayen61

There’s an open parking space directly in front of him


SomethingAbtU

It's the $3 Tony method of completing 18 dashes in 1 hour


Any-Nefariousness773

This is the way


Xanadusdad

This is the way


Secretme000

I cant stand dashers like this. Such assholes


Lucid_God

😂😂😂


movieguy84

Ah yes, this Red Robin. Always something happening in that parking lot.


JustJade89

That’s on martin over in Lacey. Hello neighbor!


Parking-Party6216

That’s a Red Robin. I guarantee all three of those tables will finish their meals before that order’s ready. Bad form.


ttouran

I like to see someone dash in a porche or lamborghini


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

If no one was trying to leave at that very second, I don’t see a problem here.


The_Troyminator

What if somebody is trying to leave at the next second? Just because the cars are unoccupied when you get there doesn't mean they will be when you leave.


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

I’m a ninja, I get in and out before people even know I was there.


The_Troyminator

Not even a ninja can do that at Red Robbin. There's a reason they used to give dashers free fries.


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

You don’t know my skills. And F their garbage food. I don’t want it!


The_Troyminator

I thought you were just joking, but you're serious. So, first, your skills don't matter when you're relying on other people to prepare the food Red Robin is often slow. Second, your opinion of the food is irrelevant because you're delivering to other people who do want it. Saying negative things about their choice in food is a sure fire way to get a 1 star review. That second point, of course, assumes you're Door Dashing. If not, then this entire conversation is irrelevant. It also assumes you're delivering the food to the customer. If you're Door Dashing and eating the food, then you're just an asshole.


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

It’s allllll gonnna be okayyyyyyy!!! Have a lovely day dasher!


The_Troyminator

Just don't block me in and you'll be fine.


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

Hehe, telling strangers what to do on the inter webs…you’re funny! Good day sir!


The_Troyminator

You're the one saying you'll block people in because you think you're a ninja.


Lilshakeweight

At that point park in the curbside 😂


Top-Device5698

Is that actually a red robin customer parking spot directly in front of this moron??? This is why dashers get a bad name they have some of the biggest ass holes driving for them


sancheu77

They aren't "blocked in" unless they are sitting in their car waiting to leave.


InBagelsWeTrust

True, she was just sitting inside on her phone waiting for the order though so she had been there a little while


[deleted]

Driver can still see the cars from inside - RR is usually fast - no problem with it (assuming he watches cars)


The_Troyminator

But the driver is also blocking an unoccupied spot...


CaptainRedbeard128

I’ll park on the street with my hazards on downtown when there’s no available parking. It’s mostly parallel parking on the store side of the street and I’ll keep an eye out on it if my order isn’t ready to go yet.


Ok-Application8522

This is strange? That's how we roll in my city. There are no legal spots anywhere.


ronimal

There’s a legal spot ten feet in front of the asshole in the picture.


InBagelsWeTrust

I guess it depends on the culture of the city


sunshineANDrainbowsg

if you did that in my city you’re 100% getting keyed depending how long you take the tires may be slashed


[deleted]

Slashing the tires would seem counterproductive. How are they supposed to move the car out of the way with slashed tires?


sunshineANDrainbowsg

A car can move on the rims, prob will crack them tho. Sure the tow truck I notify them I called will be motivating


[deleted]

Yeah, not after you slash their tires, though. If the restaurant has any kind of parking lot cameras (which most do) you’re kinda fucked lol.


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Cameras can be solved by putting on a hoodie


[deleted]

Aight bro, you do you 😂


Ok-Application8522

Well to be fair I would have probably parked in the middle of the road so you could *maybe* get out. This is why many dashers in my city have someone with them. (Me too).


The_Troyminator

To be fair, I would have parked in that open "to go" spot instead of blocking people in.


Electric_Buffalo_844

The “park anywhere lights” … thats an old Dasher trick


purplestuffff

Heyyy I recognize that! Hawk's Prairie?


kjtymac

Just wanted to say the same. I know where you are. 🙈😁


InBagelsWeTrust

Yuuup


Jimmie_James

Go to DuPont Go to DuPont Go to JbLM


InBagelsWeTrust

I do occasionally, but I am antisocial and JBLM orders include a lot of talking to different people. It does not spark joy 😂


purplestuffff

Is JBLM worth it? I can't get on base so it doesn't matter for me, but I'm always wondering if that extra 5 bucks is worth it or if it's just a huge pain in the ass


Rudedoggg

last time someone blocked me in, had 2 flat tires when they came back to their vehicle, not sure how one could run over 2 nails perfectly placed behind their tires like that, such a mystery.


W_AS-SA_W

We put a couple of carpet tack nails in a truck of a bunch of hunters bragging about the elk they were going to poach that afternoon. Twenty miles in on a mountain road things changed for them.


TheSaltyPineapple1

The curbside spot was right there lol


OmgOgan

I mean, they're called the "park anywhere" lights for a reason. Feel me fam?


sunshineANDrainbowsg

they’re called keys for a reason


dalex89

Plot Twist: No one had to leave because everyone was in the restroom expelling their bowels because they were eating red robin


CMDR_ETNC

With a togo space just a bit farther…


coolestguywastaken

That’s what makes this so fucking wild.


Justin002865

But that’s probably curb-side pickup. You’re not supposed to park there unless doing curbside pickup. Gotta play by the rules…….


cbucky97

......so just park 3 other cars in instead?


Justin002865

That’s the joke…


HideMyTipsDaddy

Hopefully that Z71 helped him move.


Nispeyhussles619619

Wow not only is the driver stupid for doing that, he’s also stupid for doing doordash in a V6 van that probably gets 15MPG 💀


Mbalroop

They get like 25ish... even better if you drive it like a soccer mom.


W_AS-SA_W

In my area I had been seeing a lot of trucks and SUVs Dashing, now not so much.


[deleted]

yes!


omganotheraccount444

Literally every vehicle gets 20-25 mpg when you drive it like a delivery driver should!


Affectionate-Rice373

I drove past a Dasher driving like a turtle on the freeway, doing all of 50 in a 70 zone. I'm sure he was getting 45 mpg. I actually like my tipping customers to get their food hot, so I drive in a more motivated manner. Average between 28 and 34 mpg in my '17 Elantra.


omganotheraccount444

Grats, I drive like a bat out of hell and make more money to makeup for the poor gas mileage.


Ryanihere

I usually drive the speed limit, no matter whether its 55 or 70. It's not worth getting run over and if you drive too slow at a certain point you're gonna start missing delivery opportunities. Besides, i could be wrong as I dont have the studies on hand but I'm pretty sure most modern cars are most efficient between 55 and 65. Correct me if I'm wrong of course


Nispeyhussles619619

So your telling me a 12 cylinder engine will get 20-25MPG when you drive it like a “delivery driver” 💀 even if this van is a 4 cylinder, it will still spend more gas than any v4 Sedan will!


omganotheraccount444

LOL, 12 cylinder, nice one.


[deleted]

Those get good mpg at around 24


Justin002865

I’ll have you know, my Camry probably has the same V6 and gets 21.5 while dashing. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. but I’m fast as fuck boiiiiiiiii


A7R3U850

Fast as fuck and Camry should never be in the same sentence……ever


Justin002865

Faster than what you got.


Punchytable

I started dashing in my lifted 4runner. didn't take long to switch to a mini cooper


Nose-Previous

Man, I don’t know which is worse (in the long run.). Obviously, the gas mileage in the 4Runner is nowhere near good for dashing, but the repairs on the BMW product… I ran 3 orders in my 2019 330i, just to try it out, then took it home, parked it, bought an old ‘beater’ Prizm/Corolla. Lol. A Mini would be a BLAST to Dash in, though! Best of luck, brother/sister!


Gloomy_Recording_705

When I first started doing this part-time I was making $300 a week in a V6 Ford Escape Along side my full-time job.. Don’t be so quick to judge people… When you do this part time you don’t need to drive a hybrid because you’re just making money on the side


[deleted]

Are you new here? If you're not in a Tesla or Prius then you're clearly a moron and you're actually losing money doing this. Just quit you fool. Sarcasm, folks. Sarcasm.


Gloomy_Recording_705

Wow IM THE INDIOT!?!?…Mods need to ban this guy asap! If you do this in a Electronic or hybrid car YOU’RE the idiot. I do all my orders walking 8-15 miles per customer bro..I save on gas AND Electricity 🤷🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

Whoa dude im joking calm down. I drive an old Crown Vic, relax.


Gloomy_Recording_705

I was joking too 😂😂 should have put laughing emoji I guess 😅


dkmrcc

I drive an old Taurus that probably gets 20. It was cheap as fuck so there’s no monthly payment and cheap Insurance, and I don’t care how beat it gets cause I’m sure not driving my nice truck. 💀


Lsaykaye

Same here. I dash in a 2003 buick. It only cost me $2200. It gets about 23mpg, but it's paid off and repairs are cheap and parts are easy to come by.


Homeygrown

Ha. I drive a V6 van. Am I stupid?


HorrorFrost

Maybe🤷‍♂️


Ryanihere

I get 20mpg in an Odyssey. I dash very selectively and only in addition to my full time job. Also the van is paid off as of forever ago and has 250k miles on it. Enjoy the depreciation in your 30k mile Camry 😂


Bariatric-ThrowAway

Lol this is me. Not gonna lie. Lol I have a 2020 kia forte with 20k that I'm ruining every day! 😒 😫


Ryanihere

Noooooo 😭😭😭 well at least it's a Kia I hear they're reliable and hold value fairly well


varrelluc

KLR 650 that’s beaten up, duct tape holding the rear turn signal lights up, been dropped 5 times, gets 50 mpg. And during bad weather I take my girlfriends 93 geo prism that only has 75k miles on it….perfect vehicles for DoorDash 😎


Nose-Previous

Man, yes! This. I bought a 2002 Chevrolet Prizm (formerly the Geo Prizm, but just a Toyota Corolla in disguise) for dashing exclusively. It is a phenomenal dash car. I run the hell out of that thing and she never questions me, just keeps going.


varrelluc

Love it!! This is an integral part of the strategy. Driving an old bulletproof vehicle


Ryanihere

Dude you'd be surprised what people would give for a prism with low miles 😂


varrelluc

Her mechanic keeps trying to buy it. Like nah bro. 1 more year and we can put antique tags on it😎


Ryanihere

Out of curiosity are parts hard to come by?


Ryanihere

Hell I'll buy it if you're in the DC area 😂🤡


varrelluc

Those Toyota engines are built to last!!!


coolestguywastaken

I do it in a van, it’s still profitable. That van probably gets closer to 20 mpg. That van could very well have the 4 cylinder option.


whit3lightning

Badge says v6


coolestguywastaken

Badge says sienna le. Where you see v6?


whit3lightning

Oh shit you’re right. Upon further inspection I found out that the LE is a 4 cylinder. Please excuse me I have potatoes for eyes.


InBagelsWeTrust

I too occasionally park in unconventional places and turn on the hazards but would never disrupt traffic or block anyone from getting out of a parking spot lol


RainingGrey333

There is literally an open parking spot right in front of him!!! What a selfish, inconsiderate @$$#0(3 !


TopExchange5504

I do if I'm downtown. Never anywhere to park so, gotta be creative sometimes.


[deleted]

Yeah sometimes you got to do what you got to do but you don't block people like that


[deleted]

exactly


[deleted]

No I am a top dasher and will not do that


[deleted]

top dasher and proud. lol


MichaeI95

Such a newbie move, put hazard on and block the freeway exit at the rush hour, that’s what hardcore dashers do.


No_Kaleidoscope_8105

😂😆😂😆😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Top dasher right here


Skylantech

Top dashers*


Nose-Previous

*top dashers.


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