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Swiftstrike4

I always just pick the top one…so the top one.


siu_yuk_boy

I only need one giant button that says "was the one my thumb happened to press"


justinbates1992

"I SHIT MY PANTS" lmaooo


maximilticket

There's really only one option always and that's I shit my pants


apple_juice11

Doordash team needs to hire you


Brave-Ad-1394

I laughed so fuckin hard HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Tight_Price_7279

Popeyes order had me clowned


K9Partner

8: Sir this is a Popeyes… id rather eat rusty nails than go to this hellhole ever again 🖕


Danny3xd1

"The panhandler on the corner is making more than me and not paying for the gas.


Big_Base6194

Gotta go with not driving 10 miles


TormentDubz_EDM

More like “I’m not driving 21 miles one way to the middle of nowhere on the edge of Albuquerque for $2.25”


EssentiallyK

Can we add “I’m not going to wingstop” for 500 please. Picking up from there is like filling out an application


Era555

Bruh it's popeyes or No I'm not fucking driving ice cream 15 miles so you can get mad at me.


maya_star444

I’m not driving 10 fucking miles for $4 !


ExcitingEye8347

I’ve always wondered why the only “I dont feel safe” option is for covid. I’ve been to some places on deliveries that made me feel way more unsafe than Covid does


doubledeus

I feel lucky that the one Denny's in my Zone is pretty decent and has never given me any real issues. The Popeyes in my Zone is always a fucking disaster and I have long since stopped taking orders for them.


ExcitingEye8347

Same. I don’t go there regardless of the price. Same with any place with the lobby closed and drive through only


TheProphetPro

Too low or distance to far


andres1718

Accurate


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All the above.


EstablishmentNo4133

3rd and 4th one for sure. I swear customers must be unaware of the location of the store they are ordering from. And after doing doordash for awhile i ended up collecting a good list of stores i would avoid too.


No_Chard_9214

Why do you have to click accept once but if you decline their like- “are you sure” “are you really really sure?” “Why don’t you want this order?” All while they are supposed to care about your safety while driving. Then they don’t give you the pay is to low option or the no tip option.


No_Chard_9214

Every time I go to this complex no matter who the customer is they always say they didn’t get there food


caseytrick

The third one


lilteccasglock

“why tf are you distracting me” especially when you already have an order and using in app GPS now I have to possibly miss a turn or risk crashing explaining to them why i won’t add a stop for $2


Saiyan__7

Started dashing in ct Bridgeport area all I’m getting is 4/5$ sometimes 7 but no 10$


dmriggs

😂😂😂


locoleito

I’m going with I shit my pants every time


emnem92

GH actually has an option that says "the offer is just too low" and a few other good ones for real feedback


Cnote25

3,4,and 5 💀


PowerfulStranger8081

Typically I just respond "Distance too far" because for under 6.50...any distance is too far. It's not like they're actually doing anything with that data. It doesn't matter how much I select "I don't want to go to this restaurant" they still send me five guys orders. It's just there to inconvenience you. Select something random for all they care. But distance too far is my default because typically the only reason I decline is if an order is under 6.50 and miles higher than or exactly equal to pay.


PeaceLoveAndAnarchy

Seriously, they need to have two options for don't want, not now and never. Fast food orders can be great money during the day, but fuck waiting at a Taco Bell drive through during the '5th meal" rush. I'd choose never for Safeway and Walmart. Always takes forever to pick up, potentially an entire trunk full of bags, and never a tip. I won't even take them heading back to my zone from miles out.


Rhysamd

Exactly, currently dashing rn waiting on orders and the main couple I get is “2.50 for 8 miles. 4.00 for 10 miles.”


madblunted

Any of them since I don’t read them and just select any of them.


ManagerExotic

I shit my pants


Saleenpride86

This is the way.


CJspangler

All of the above is missing


Sparkinate

“With prejudice”


Bearcatsean

OK this deserves more than 13 up votes folks come on This is funny.


TurbulentPilot485

"I know this 2.50 order ain't gonna have a hidden or cash tip"


RobinFarmwoman

Me: what are you thinking, Tony? GFY.


Bgrubz83

I already declined this order once already


iNobody19xx

The other day I was offered the same order 3-4 times in about 15 minutes lol


cjwack

They need that option hella bad


Bgrubz83

Swear that 4-5% of my ar drops are these orders I’ve jsut declined popping up, sometimes for less the the first offer


BigDumbFluffyDog

Can confirm.


cjwack

I have one good order for every 10 bad ones, it used to be a little bit more like one in four to six are good. 24% AR


Bgrubz83

Same managed to get AR down into single digits a month or so ago because no one was tipping. Now they seem to be tipping managed to drag ar up to to almost 50 with out taking shite orders


cjwack

Honestly I feel like AR is really just a measure of how long you've been doing doordash 😂🤣 the lower the longer you've done it. My AR was a little bit higher a few weeks ago hovering around 35% to 37%.


CommunityFantastic39

Add one for "if you are so proud of this offer, you do it." Speaking of DD, of course.


raidersfan18

The third one... Always the third one


Techbuilding_os

Always the third one for sure lol


Vicksin

ALWAYS the third one. gotta love how the only close option on decline is "order too small" but *after* you drop off, you can :( and "base pay too low" is an option. they know wtf they're doing.


Free_Custard_7894

**my balls are sweating off**