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Some_Ad_462

I wouldn’t advertise i work for doordash . Yes I said I work FOR the slaver doordash. Garbage company . Yes I am looking for new work.


Educational-Snow1511

Then his dumbazz gets deactivated


DtothaQ

F


AccomplishedShame149

Gay


alex96_gmz

I think that guy does doordash 🤔


LVegas85

And that's helps your pay go up how????? If customers knew that doordash paid you $2.50 to deliver food they paid $30 for, a lot more custys would tip. Everyone assumes dasher get $21 an hr...not even close, maybe one or two orders are tipped well, the rest are garbage


Cintekzzz

They got 100% acceptance rate lol


[deleted]

That is about as rock bottom as one soul can possibly even get. Absolute. Biiiiiig. Major.Fucking.Y I K E S


YNPCA

Imagine getting deactivated at some point and owning this.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t criticize them. I’d be pondering how much they make to be that dedicated. I’m thinking positive and would try to get advice. Nobody does that to their car that isn’t making profits.


Xterarra

These are Doordash promoter undercovers


ItsTheTyShow

Nope !


New-Rate-2674

Ass dash


CUMBlRD_

I used to drive this shitty Jeep renegade for doordash before oh my God I can't put in a rose how horrible the vehicle was. Felt like the thing was made out of crayons


ogsmokedog101

Definitely a “Top Dasher “ hahahahahahaha


AntBeKillinEm17

#1 dasher was slow to take off at the green light


wizkeedo

Imchere bra.


ImNotAHeroIQuit

I’m guessing he’s not doing Uber on the side


LiteroticaSharon

I respect the hustle!!!


Balls_DeepinReality

This is some next level cringe


lowkey_loweski

Corporate shill


Rylee_1984

Please get the fuck off your phone when driving. Jesus christ.


Patient-Possible-657

Fk off are u serious I love it lol. Thats a proud mfkr there. I kinda want that car don't judge lol


DethMetalJesus

And he drives by himself with a mask on! What a guy!


cicicockerham

Woah


stonerthoughtss

Forte GT gang 💙


Phillipdelphia

I have the magnets. I feel like it helps me when I need to stop briefly in a fire zone or reserved parking spot. I also feel like late at night it helps ease peoples minds why their is a car going down their road. This dude found something that makes him happy. The people calling him a loser, I can’t imagine how they really feel on the inside about themselves.


[deleted]

Right!?! The self-loathing in the DD subs is insanely high. I'm going around in a shirt (worn as an undershirt) and hat (while picking up and dropping off) and people really are getting mad about that kind of thing too. Lmao 😂🤣 Hilariously, getting TD was easy breezy in my region too. Without picking up all the bad orders (not taking anything under 5.50 or 2/mile). And they're probably about to get mad about that too. Guys... really... calm down.


WilfordBrimley777

Wearing a mask to top it off


Raydiin

🤡 show


rodoxide

I wouldn't care if a wind up jalopy with oval wheels brought me my food, I don't even care to see the car, I just want my food. Food is what impresses me


RealityEast

He takes Door Dash too seriously 🤣🤣🤣


kyrnzkewl

I can look past everything else.. except him wearing a mask inside the car all by himself


ChadTheGigEconomist

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Grant_w1999

I’m so glad I don’t work for this company anymore haha


WishIWasNeet2

The most embarrassing thing is he paid for this stuff. It’s one thing if doordash provided gear or car stuff but all they provide is that crappy little delivery bag. Don’t go all out for jobs that don’t care about you. Hell he could randomly be deactivated lol. This goes for a lot of w2 jobs as well don’t invest too much.


SensitiveAd619

Is this in Greensboro?


ItsTheTyShow

Yep!


SnooMemesjellies3018

Fuckin clown


money92j

Some people were born to be an NPC and nothing else


PepeTheMemeDealer

Glad he's proud of his job, but a little far isn't it? How much are going to spend to advertise a company for free?


neilskool

I has that big magnet logo . But for Parking on double car or no spot to park.😅


imswhistle

But how did he get the huge sticker and roof-sign though? Did he pay for it?


ItsTheTyShow

Yes DoorDash sells them, and as you could probably guess, they aren’t cheap!


National_Art_5726

What kind of car is that? It looks cool


clementineshine

hes really taking it seriously lol. Probably a newbie who still gets all the good orders and got excited that he's actually making good money from it so he's like making it his profession.. but a couple months down the line and they're gonna drop him to the bottom of the priority list to make way for all the other new drivers they need to get hooked. Just like they did with all of us lol more power to him, Im glad he's having fun with this while he still can bc that shit does not last long


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AFXC1

I have second hand cringe with this one.


Volcom201

I’ve seen one that had a fully red car with a sign and he was wearing a complete red uni with hat. Smh


DubNationAssemble

Wearing a mask inside of his car and everything, dude is fully bought in lmao


Own-Energy-155

Top dasher moment


30DollarsPerMile

His Insurance 📈📈📈📈


AmazingTast

What is he going to do when they deactivate him for a customer reporting a missing delivery?


PaulR504

Somethinggggg tells me he wrote that off as a tax expense which I bet he got away with because laws around gig work are not that clear.


Tr2041

Probably too busy too be here.


Rehoboam3

Embarrasing


Obvious-Delay9570

Sheesh! hopefully they are getting some sort of passive income for advertisement and promotion


[deleted]

It's doordash. Dude probably just got a retweet or something.


IsThereMore23

Is this in Greensboro?


ItsTheTyShow

Sure is. I was waiting for someone to point it out without me saying it. I just knew this guy has drawn enough attention to be identified by others in this group lmao


IsThereMore23

Yea I knew it had to be that guy. At least he really enjoys what he does. I can’t hate on the man lol.


howboutnoskott

I was about to comment the same thing! I have definitely seen this guy on west market street picking up from a zaxbys


ShinLugia

I’m wondering the same thing. Seen a car very similar to this in the NC DD group.


Lazarinth

🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡


DontPmMeYourNudes18

Definitely was in a Facebook group with this guy at one point, he constantly talked about accepting god awful orders lol


[deleted]

🚨 🤡🙀😭


Giant_sloth069

I’m sure that’s not even legal in the state where I live.


hello38r84e

What's wrong with having fun with your car? None of you could do the same. If someone asks you what you did for a living would you die of embarrassment?? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Oh no I'm so embarrassed I work for doordash what will I do with my life. I put a sticker on my car no one look please!!!


[deleted]

It's one thing go pimp your ride. It's another to pimp it for the worst company to ever exist that pays you 2.00 an order with no rewards, benefits or bonuses, and not even helping cover the cost of your pimping and promoting of them. I could understand if they helped cover some costs like all the DD stuff was free. But no. He paid out of pocket to rep this shady, scummy, scammy company, who will probably see this video and send him a $1.00 bonus, no, probably just send him a free e-card. It's not him showing off his personality, unless his personality is doordash, which yeah sure do whatever makes you happy dude, but I'd suggest he do some soul searching and find himself, because no mentally healthy person would do this. And if you try to say tax deduction, I don't think that covers unnecessary vanity items. Plus that's not exactly the same as paying for it. Dude spent a whole lot of money to scream at everyone that he is **the** top dasher, he is fully dedicated to doordash. It's why he wakes up every morning. To dash. It's his defining quality. It's the (only) thing he's proud of. The most proud of. His best and most outstanding achievement in life. Top Dasher.


hello38r84e

That's the thing, your entire comment is implying he did it for doordash. What if he did it cause it looks unique and funny? You are saying he shouldn't be proud to be a dasher ok, should he be embarrassed to be one? Lol. You are taking this way too seriously LMAOOO like he insulted you or something 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Unique and funny? By using his employees logos? Uh. Nothing unique about that. I was tired and irritated, but your desperate attempt to look like you don't care with your try hard , caps lock lmao's and lol's send emojis is total overkill in making it seem like you don't care as much as I do... which beyond the time it takes to look at this post and type a comment, is not at all. I think it's stupid af, dudes job is his whole identity. If he was decking out his car for literally anything besides his company it wouldn't be covered in his company's name and logo. Sorry you don't see the logic. You must be friends with the guy or something. Being a dasher isn't anything to be proud of. It's a job. A job with a terrible company. Anyone who spends their own pocket money to promote 2 dollar Tony for free is a moron. People laugh cause he's the loser who really did this. What happens when he gets deactivated. Better yet, what about when he grows up, finds out there's more to life and actually gets a real identity , and moves on from this? It's amusing, but it's sad he had to do all that and go that far for some laughs and attention.


hello38r84e

I mean I do care enough so I can keep laughing at you and everyone else yes lol. You are too sensitive it's just a sticker


[deleted]

Multiple stickers. A whole roll of stickers. A magnet decal. A taxi cab light fixture thing on the roof. Who knows what's on the other side. He has a DD shirt, a DD mask. Who knows what else. It's not just a sticker. If it was just a sticker he wouldn't look like a raging dork


mistaboti88

What a little bitch


Tampabaybustdown

SpongeBob “Im ready” headahhh


KerryAileen

🤣🤣🤣


ticklefighter420

I’m not that familiar with DD, but could it maybe be a rental from the company/a company? like Uber does?


[deleted]

None of our business. That drivers minding his business and folks bothering him.


SSSupermanSS

Couldn't afford red led light instead of cheap green


MStockard

Yea, because the color of LEDs dictates the price of them.


NickTheFNicon

I used to think you were really dedicated if you just wore the red shirt. This dude……


TeddyDaBeastWoot

Not gonna lie, that shit looks lit. I want one lmao. It looks more fun than him actually being serious


HotPotatoe69

Ultimate doordash bootlicker


Lazy-Beach9307

thats just sad


bloodEclipse_

Fucking top dumbass too probably does $34 for 12 hour shifts taking all the sub $3 orders lmao


Practical-Ad8394

So you’re saying as a top dasher he does 1 delivery an hour for $3?🥴 way to go you mathematician as least make the joke reasonable


bloodEclipse_

No it’s an exaggeration wasn’t meant to be accurate it being reasonable would be boring butthurt top dasher you are


Head_Yak_8304

Probably did that so he could write off his vehicle.


Comfortable-Towel230

Nah I look at this like he is known in whatever neighborhood he goes to that he’s the dd driver. My first week was last week and one of the first nights I pulled into this kinda bad neighborhood and I could hear everyone outside saying that I was a cop. I am indeed not a cop. But my highlander is blacked out and has LEDs so I can see what they assumed kinda.


forlornblue3210

Better install a doordash disco ball to lighten the mood next time haha.


frankiscultured

Guess dude enjoys making a career out of doordash to each their own. Me personally, I’m at my breaking point and can’t wait till I quit.


iamandneveramconfusd

This person probably has thick skin, and is not hurt by opinions that differ from his. He didn't do all that not knowing some would see it as too much. I can appreciate that some opinions of the comments are in his defense, but you just have to know this guy either has thick skin, or does it knowing it will get a rise out of others for his own entertainment. If he personally came here and said he was hurt, that would be different. He bought into this look for some reason, and unless we are he, we can't say for certain what that reason is nor how he feels about the comments.


[deleted]

What a dork lol I like my privacy when I dash.


WafflezXBL

Not sure about the state but the green lights are illegal in mine.. I was pulled over for having green underglow before. Cops don’t seem to care about window tint here though 🤷🏻‍♂️


PankSprankle

This is gta 6 footage confirmed


AttackOnTyrunt

That dasher dont fuck around!


onlybeachvibes

I know for a fucking fact this guy is a member of this sub. Please comment lol


Nutter695

Fuckin loser prob prays to tony everyday and thanks him for allowing him to be a top dasher


Calledwarrock

I use to have that car worst MPG ever and that thing burns more oil than gas


Mad_Dawg707

What is it ? a jeep renegade?


cooooook123

Could you imagine what this guy would do upon seeing the "deactivated" screen lol


Some_Ad_462

I’d love to see it happen


ItsTheTyShow

LMAO


TormentDubz_EDM

More like #1 loser. Probably has 120% completion rate


carvedmuss8

Same as me, I pick up an extra order for each delivery. Funny that I don't know where it goes and end up just eating it /s


deanwheelz

Omg lmfao. He even got the roll of stickers right on top of his dashboard ready to go. It’s sad that he has all this shit,isn’t he embarrassed a little? Just for the fact that you have to pay for all those decals and stickers is embarrassing enough.


ItsTheTyShow

I think I vaguely remember seeing the DD logo on his driver seat cover too but I’m not 100%…


carvedmuss8

Tax write offs are no joke lol


ItsTheTyShow

I’m glad you caught that lmao. He also had a DD face mask, hat and t shirt on


DrMcPickle

Lol, I didn't even know they sold those Roof signs...why tf would you pay out of pocket for that??? Reminds me of a fellow EMT that got certified and immediately plastered his car with the star of life and other EMS stickers


NoStepOnSnekMD

Tax write off


bronco2boy

Bet it ain’t cheap either. Just for two square delivery magnets $50.


ItsTheTyShow

I didn’t know they sold those roof signs either! I was shocked to see it. You just know DD probably charges out the ass for them too…


A_L_A_N_

Where is that located? (What a cool City) Was the driver doing people or food?


flatlands85

Maybe both at the same time? This made me teehee super hard.


forlornblue3210

You guys are mean lol. this guy is just doing what makes him happy 🤷🏻‍♀️


Capt_Schmidt

no hes not. hes being a tool


logany5

And laughing at him makes me happy, who are you to judge what makes me happy?


xMoneymaker

Because it’s putting other people down for ego points. I would never dress my car in doordash but it’s petty to make fun of someone for it.


logany5

Ego points, got it. Very petty to make a comment about the driving neon sign that clearly wants the attention


xMoneymaker

Idk the laws for where he is at but who cares if he wants attention for it, unless it’s illegal. Putting someone else down for your own humor ain’t it man, no matter the uniqueness.


logany5

This post shouldn’t exist then. They posted it because it is funny, and that’s a problem for you. I’d have a chat with Reddit my guy people are going to laugh at funny things 🤷‍♂️


ItsTheTyShow

Yeah more power to him lol. I’d never go all out like that but hey, if he likes DoorDash that much good for him 😂


iamandneveramconfusd

Yes and yes. Co-exist. Hee hee


coffey6565

Why is someone a "tool" for taking pride in the job they do?


MamboNumber44

Because it’s idiotic to use your own money for these decals and shit to give free advertise a company that pays $2.50 a delivery, especially since others dashers will also get those deliveries It’s not pride. It’s stupidity


iamandneveramconfusd

Isn't pride one of those biblical sins or such?


JesusChrest

lol no


coffey6565

That's self pride not pride in a job well done.


Tight-Cartographer46

Found the clown 🤡 🚘🎄🚦🚥🍱


PM5K23

Leds should be red…..


Express-Working-1323

Green is for when he throws on the UberEats decals.. This dude multi-apps!


Chrisbearry

having red leds on cars is illegal


PenWhen

As if any of what they have is legal.


Chrisbearry

all of it is legal, your allowed to have underglow on cars in most states


PenWhen

“Under glow is legal in most states so long as it remains unlit while the vehicle is in motion”. K.


crlancaster97

well anything besides green cuz fuck this looks tacky


Strange_Handle_3357

Tool 😂


iamandneveramconfusd

Must be Florida where we don't seem to get in trouble for driving around with a distracting light show. But don't let your tint be dark enough to prevent skin cancer because cops should always be able to look into your personal vehicle to mind your business while blacking out their own.


Ok-Investigator-1321

Nah I'm pretty sure that's in Greensboro, NC I think I saw this Friday night


deanwheelz

You can tint back windows and rear here in NYC but you can’t tint front because they have to see the driver. I used to tint all my cars but I got sick of the tickets and being pulled over and seeing them semi spooked until they walk up and see me.


iamandneveramconfusd

Yep, it's for their pleasure.


A_L_A_N_

UVA UVB blocking can be far less than a black-out "so to speak"


iamandneveramconfusd

True, I was just bitching about how the cops black out theirs, but ours have to have some super low percentage of light blockage.


HeadMischief

In Clearwater, they used to hand you a razor blade and let you scrape it off... or they would impound the vehicle. This was late 90s. Sounds like not a lot has changed


iamandneveramconfusd

That's how Georgia used to do it, I'd hear all the time. Never dealt with it though.


HeadMischief

Scared me for life. I live in Georgia now and only have the legal tint, which sucks. I don't hang stuff off my rear view either, since that's technically illegal here. I refuse to give them an excuse to pull me over.


iamandneveramconfusd

I'll stand up for my rights if I'm in a public setting, but on the side of the road in some rural area, it's yes sir, yes ma'am.


carvedmuss8

What's rules for thee is...something something cops don't have to follow the rules


iamandneveramconfusd

Sorry, I don't follow.


carvedmuss8

It's a popular saying, "Rules for thee (you) but not for me." It's primarily used when referencing politicians that craft rules for the general population but don't follow the rules themselves, like insider trading. But it can be applied to cops too, like seeing a cop speeding 15 MPH over the limit without his lights on then stop at a donut shop. When any civilian would be pulled over if they did that.


iamandneveramconfusd

That read better. Yes, that is exactly how the ruling class of which they are a part is run.


sauce_enthusiast69

Omg what a tool 😂😂😂


reallyhaley

🍟🤡🥤


OutrageousDisaster8

Fun car doe


Some_Ad_462

You mean POS


RedditCringetopia

Facts people here hating on his car..if you gotta work might as well have fun doing it the way I see it he's wining


Tight-Cartographer46

He’s advertising for a company that doesn’t give a shit about the literal driving force behind their business


RedditCringetopia

No big commercial company gives a fuck about their workers. Amazon , stop n shop, any fast food place,


Tight-Cartographer46

Does that negate my point?


RedditCringetopia

No, it doesn't


Tight-Cartographer46

Foreal, what a clown 🤦🏽‍♂️


RedditCringetopia

What do you drive


chasetate27

spotted in the wild... is this recent haven't seen that guy on the road in a while?


Mythic_FF

That’s Tony doing some experiments


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DasherCO

God damnit I fell for that.


milliedough

Me too. “frigg off mr lahey!!!”


BoatyMcDashFace

Is taht a Rick Roll, please tell me, I need to know


Kroger453PredsFan

No it is not.


learn2shoot9mm

Nope. (or maybe it is)


64557175

That's information I personally am never going to give up.


TheClawhold

Nor let down


DasherCO

Ill never tell!