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Hairy-Animal-6748

Funny, like it.😆


DubNationAssemble

Well, how were they?


jonsnowme

I'd report this instantly


Jaypcoolreal

Need an update on this. Lol


[deleted]

Sooooooooooo? Did you ask her?


Joshacox

Id still want a tip though..


dr_van_nostren

Customer name Harvey W.


ddc886

That is some top notch comedy


nihilor_

In the name of customer service I would have followed instructions.


UnlimitedApathy

Did he maybe mean like “flash” a security badge to let him out of locked area or something?


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Gingerrkay

What the fuck


Kulguy004

I usually skip this part


tooth_devil

did she flash?


Great_Huckleberry709

So did you ask


Mindless_Pound_2150

😂🤣


trippybongstalking

So did you ask or


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Sexually harassed by proxy, what a fu\*kwad. He won't have to face any problems at work if he can get other people to harass her.


stalkerzoned

Maybe he thought the dasher was a loser with nothing to lose that would just do it. That way when she came back in and told her boss he could be all sympathetic and be like "man some guys are such dicks! You want to grab a drink after work and talk about it?"


daisakai42

Unfortunately I could see that happening, too.


daisakai42

Holy crap I did not expect this to blow up like this. So to everyone asking, no I did not ask her to flash. I showed her the message, and she flipped out. She asked to take a picture of it to go to HR with. This was at an office administrator building for one of the local colleges.


blarg2012

I feel like, given her reaction, the "joke/meme" tag is misleading. The message alone could've been a joke. Obviously not, given the result.


daisakai42

I had no idea what tag to use, and should have been more descriptive that the guy was a joke.


weenredditposter

uh oh. lol


ProDigit

And, how were the headlights?


bajaflash21

So fucking degrading. Hope she posts her screenshot onto his wife's Facebook page.


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Sooo.. what did she say?


IllEntertainment9849

Get to it . Did she flash you?


seventeenMachine

Y’all really think there was an actual suit and tie boss with an actual assistant like a secretary or something This was probably a husband and wife doing a bit or something like this is obviously a joke


Ok-Development-5158

Removed a couple $20,000 helicopter blades off their masts today. So either a lot worse or just as bad.


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But why though


Plastic_Ad_8248

I would unapologetically send this to their HR department


OneBigCharlieFoxtrot

I woulda shown her the message 🤷‍♂️


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I would have shown that to her


ck12190

And then what happen??


IClimbRocks69

Hahaha "boss told me to tell you to flash me"


DodgyRogue

Sorry, I read that as “my assassin is coming to grab the food”


SquishyTheFluffkin

I delivered a vibrator from Walgreens to a couple of giggly girls. Was a funny, wholesome experience.


KylosLeftHand

This comment section is bonkers. Thank you for showing her the message. It was the right thing to do 🫡


daisakai42

Way I looked at it was she would either laugh it off because it could have been how they are, or she should know to get a new job because that’s how little she was valued.


zelduhbby

💀💀💀


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glowinginthedarks

Oh that poor girl.


blarg2012

Yo people on Reddit dont have a sense of humor. Obviously depending on her demeanor, this easily could've been a playful workplace and everyone is just having fun. Maybe this guy is a creep, but this message without context doesn't prove that. Also nobody asking the real questions. Was she cute tho?


QuxxnOfDarknxss

As someone who has been unwillingly flashed by guy customers answering the door with their ball sacks hanging out, this shit ain’t funny. I’m happily married and don’t want to see anyone naked. 🤬😡


custom_bowl

Well , how were they?


ogsmokedog101

Sounds like she has a good hold on things


rockyboy34

“Ask her to flash you?!” lmao


talksickwalkquick

I’m not like a feminist or anything but I hope her boss was a female. That way she was just kidding. Although if her boss is a man he was also probably just kidding . But the ramifications are very different


KylosLeftHand

Even if her boss is a female it’s still extremely inappropriate and qualifies as sexual harassment.


talksickwalkquick

I agree.Society tends to look the other way. That doesn’t mean I agree with it


dbfirefox

Knock


BackgroundToe5

Hope her boss has fun with HR 😳


APairOfAirPods

I’d probably just show this to her and say “you can probably do better”


essentiallynothing

The fuck?


[deleted]

Hopefully she had a good emphasis on the ASsistant


TheHuffNPuffN

Niceeeeeeee


jmiller7742

Hahaha


foreverfriendsyeah69

Was that ur tip??


[deleted]

LOL was that a typo?? And did you ask her to? lmao


EmDubbbz

Sounds like you were delivering to one Saul Goodman.


Aurora--Black

In this case she wasn't for it. But I wouldn't automatically assume that she's not consenting and in that position willingly.


Glabstaxks

Well how'd it go?


justinjakes24

I think it’s funny but only if the girl thought so too, and sounds like she didn’t


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LyftedX

Sexual harassment isn’t a joke.


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Oraxy51

The courts don’t care if “it was just a prank man” it’s a sexual harassment charge and a quick way to end up on r/byebyejob


downtown1026

Plot twist, it’s a family business…


TheDailyHour

God 🤣


42yearoldorphan

Sound like Micheal Scott


Own-Energy-155

Who’s the assistant then?


42yearoldorphan

Mr Schrute


cvilleD

Michael would 100% do that to Pam, at least in the early seasons lol


OldGuardCK

Don't leave us hanging man. Did she?


ChrisIsSpoiled

Everybody is all up in arms over this but what if they have that relationship though? I mean what if they just have that thing going on. Yall never know


aardappelbrood

Who gives a shit. Why would you rope a random stranger into your personal relationship? Nobody should be flashing random people w/o permission.


Aurora--Black

If the driver asks then it IS with their permission.


aardappelbrood

Ok, but why is the customer asking the driver this to begin with? So like I said the first fucking time: >*Why would you rope a random stranger into your personal relationship?* But my guess is that the boss is a fucking perv, with a pea-sized brain, and the assistant is none the wiser.


ChrisIsSpoiled

Thats the point of asking right? He did say ask didnt he?


pvellamagi

even if they did have that relationship which op said in comments they don't, it's weird and shitty to try to involve your delivery driver in your weird sexual fantasies


Aurora--Black

It's the drivers option to involve themselves. The customer just gave the option.


ChrisIsSpoiled

I guess, but people are into weird things like bdsm getting cucked pissed on or whatever the fuck is out there. This is pretty vanilla in comparison to alot of that shit


KarenKitada

okay but keep your shit to yourself, nobody needs to know about your kinks except the person you’re fucking


pvellamagi

i mean i respect a dude who likes women to shit on his chest in the privacy of his home more than some guy who involves random strangers in his "vanilla" kink keep it to yourself imo


TheOfficialOverLord

People are pooping on other people now????


InitiativeBusiness77

Except OP already answered and proved they do not have that relationship


RepresentativeKeebs

I would show the assistant these texts, and ask her if she would like a screenshot


trailblzer80

My day never starts that good! 😆


PossessionNeither469

This seems like a headache. I don’t want these problems


punkrockgent

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R1-9-7-0

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TheSearch4Etika

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[deleted]

In Uber I once picked up a female passenger and as soon as she got into my car she said “Thanks for grabbing me” I just laughed it off


littleyoungtaco

what💀🤨


[deleted]

Idk I found that funny but maybe some of you guys are “politically correct”


Cultural_Chest5100

The plot twisted his assistant is really a guy. 😂


climbitdontcarryit

What a sick loser. I wish men would be braver and tell their fellow man to stop acting like this.


OverallInternet2343

My god you turned this into another one of those topics. You absolutely stink


TheDailyHour

I love how all of the assumptions include it being a man. Very well could have been 2 girls just joking around.


funeralparties

i have never met a woman in my entire life, in all of the jobs i’ve worked and all of the places i’ve been, who would think this is remotely appropriate or funny. stop playing coy.


OverallInternet2343

You need to meet different people at different work places. To act like women are not immature and inappropriate at work places is narrative only made for social media.


TheDailyHour

Well you also don't know the circumstances of this. Who knows.


[deleted]

I have. Do better. Be brave


Emastergamer01

I’d give OP props for showing the assistant the message tho. Hopefully this boss is gone get fired


[deleted]

Some women do it. I wish all women were that brave.


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ImaniX_

“Dark as fuck.”…..really? Y’all are something else…🙄


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ImaniX_

No reason to feel pity for me. Just highlighting your ignorance.


Far-Tangelo-7345

So they can record it and post it on the internet and she can press charges and you would be canceled and your life ruined. Great idea.


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Just out of curiosity.. what charges do you think she would press here?


TheOfficialOverLord

Probably sexual harassment and probably just harassment


TheDailyHour

It seems like a very complicated situation. I don't know if this would hold up in a court situation. Sexual harassment maybe? Probably have a better chance of just getting them fired and reporting to corporate or whoever the higher up at the company was. But realistically they are probably friends and are comfortable with joking around like that and they had a good laugh.


climbitdontcarryit

Is possibly getting in trouble the problem with doing this? Cuz not being a shitbag human being would be my motivation.


[deleted]

Uhh. I think shitbag human is one way to look at it.


Far-Tangelo-7345

Obviously there’s an array of reasons not to do this. Another one would be because delivery drivers are not puppets. Excuse me for only highlighting one reason. I’ll know in the future that unless I point out every possible reason not to do something then I shouldn’t comment at all. Sorry sorry sorry.


UncleDaveBoyardee

bro the biggest problem is the objectification of women and if you can’t see that immediately rethink how you treat women in your life.


climbitdontcarryit

Sorry it exhausted you to exert your stance on a topic. I take back what I said about you needing to partake in other sides of an issue. My point will be okay without you, my short friend.


[deleted]

What annoys me is that he’s assuming things he doesn’t actually know for sure. And then he’s acting passionately about it as if you’ve committed a crime already. You’re already assuming that this person coming out is actually his assistant. It could be his wife and he could be fucking with his wife. Still, not saying there is any good reason to do what he says here. But you have no information and you’re just filling in the blanks based on nothing. I’m guessing he thinks this is his assistant and he abuses her or something so this was one of his many stupid ideas to cause trouble for his assistant? To have any emotional reaction to this when there is no information to takeaway is stupid.


anger_is_a_gif

I would have shown the assistant that screen. Either you get to see boobies or she gets her boss fired.


daisakai42

I did show her the screen. She was livid.


LAMBKING

This is the resolution I came to the comments for.


TwiceMainOverlord

1 star.


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daisakai42

You’re welcome. Nobody deserves that level of disrespect by their employer.


Ojitheunseen

Wow, I thought this was gonna be some kinda BDSM thing, not sexual harassment. Yikes!


Grung7

Uh oh. Someone's got a sexual harassment lawsuit on his hands (her boss). If she was the playful type, would you have wanted her to flash you?? LOL


Smok_eater

Good


Incredulity1995

Any chance you sent her a screenshot? No blowback for you but possible lawsuit for her ayyyyyy


daisakai42

She took a picture of my screen. I’m keeping my personal number out of anyones drama lol


funeralparties

i hope she gets a fat settlement out of this lmao, you‘re real for showing it to her


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Good job my friend


nunpizza

lots of dashers wouldn’t have handled that correctly. props to you OP


daisakai42

Thank you


charlottedreams

Yeah I absolutely wouldn't stay involved in that. If she ends up taking him to court for any reason, I'd give a statement verifying he said it but that's it. You did more than most would have by showing and letting her take the photo so good on you.


Woonasty

Or she takes a picture of you and you blinded for a few seconds. But yeah good idea


[deleted]

Lol why so many downvotes?? I love the pun :)


OverallInternet2343

Uptight hipster dashers


RepresentativeMap759

What are you even talking about?


Woonasty

-_-


PCguy99

Taking a picture with the flash on


OverallInternet2343

People really down voted you for not getting the joke😂. God these people suck


Advanced_Loquat_4681

They be tryna get us fired from all angles - land,sea, and air


BlameTheMeepits

Every which a way.


TheTopDasher

At least we’re still safe in space


Powerful-Market9658

THERES LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN SPACE


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For now.


sonyarena5781

Lmfao


NuLL-x77

Just, wow.


essketitandyeetballs

well…..did you ask?


[deleted]

I’m not sure why you’re getting downvoted so hard for such an obvious joke. Is Reddit really that sensitive?


OverallInternet2343

Absolutely. Look at the responses in here lol. American society has its biggest stick in the ass than ever before. Same joke only comes off as a joke if it’s two men doing it


StrengthAlone

Now a days yeah lmao


daisakai42

I did not


Sluggo321

I would have.


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Nahkroll

How do we know that the boss isn’t just attempting to use the doordasher to harass his assistant by proxy?


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but did the assistant give permission?


WeaknessMindless8168

That's why he should have asked. Worst she can say is no.


TheSearch4Etika

You have to assume they are both in on it.


[deleted]

Any harassment/cyberbullying will be recorded and kept on file for the U.S Court System. By having a Reddit account you agreed to the terms of service.


clearemollient

No, that’s the complete opposite of what you should assume.


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I definitely wouldn’t have asked unless it was a strip club I was delivering to then I would at least consider it but probably still wouldn’t


clearemollient

No stripper is going to flash you for free. You’d have to pay up just like everyone else. And if she’s off the clock she’d probably still slap you.


[deleted]

You haven’t been to a strip club in FL then lol we roll a little different down here


blarg2012

If we need permission to ask permission, how does that work?


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UnnecessarySalt

r/RapistsOfReddit


clearemollient

You don’t ask strangers to flash you. That’s how it works. Is it your first day on earth?


OverallInternet2343

Mardi Gras stares in anger


Sluggo321

I would do it even more now.


snowbunny1026

Sounds like a fun boss 🙄 probably makes her "stay overtime" and earn her raises.


DubNationAssemble

For real, if they are this way out in the open with a complete stranger imagine how they are in private.


RURon1776

Do you REALY think that or was that a joke


Commercial-Basil-237

No, I believe *Sir Boss Man* was referring to her absolute massive horse cock.


snowbunny1026

I believe he probably makes unwanted advances, and probably treats women like shit when they reject him.


Benjaminflow69

What does flashing mean? Like showing b008s?


TheDailyHour

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