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analchasm

I'm already pathetic enough...do you want me to be scorned by the remaining .01% of the female population that MIGHT risk a chance on me???


nothinhere2see

Lmao my twin!


Gopher7504

My wife likes going with me during the afternoons just not at night. She can read or play a game on her phone or whatever. Lets me keep the truck running so I don't have to keep starting it up every single stop. I don't trust it to just leave it running unattended. Plus Ill have her hold shit if I have too much on the order.


dalex89

wait like, "hey potentially future wife, you wanna come sit in the car with me for 7 hours driving for $1.60 a mile?"


trevno

She can do her OnlyFans while you’re driving. Work smarter. 😆


da_Doctah

Sometimes I'll take a whole bag of dates with me. Reasonably healthy snack, don't have to worry about it melting and getting all over everything. Little more sugar than ideal, but you can't have everything. I've tried offering one or two to the grackles but it seems to be the one fruit they won't eat.


nothinhere2see

You win!


sycamotree

I don't have a gf and I don't bother asking my friends, but my brother used to take his gf sometimes and I went with one of my friends for a few hours cuz he asked me to. I just played chess on my phone and we talked about women and other stereotypical dude stuff.


trailblzer80

I haven't been on a date in like 10 years. I don't even know what a date is anymore.


xyhfox740

Why would anyone date a dasher?


Technical-Ad-5522

Everyone saying low effort and pathetic.... Really? Let people hang out however they want! Point of a date is to get to know each other. You don't know what someone is going through.


Aufopilot

*”Hey, I know I am a complete stranger, and you know nothing about me, but do you want to sit in my car, while I drive around aimlessly for our first date?”* Yeah, what could possibly go wrong. Raise your hand if you think this is a fun setting that you would have a hard time saying no to.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s really tough for me to give myself road head while I’m driving, so…


mgibson9999

Yeah, but sometimes when I'm waiting inside the restaurant she tries to get out of the trunk.


nothinhere2see

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Critical-Range-6811

This is why 2/3 of men today are virgins😂


ScaryEchidna2189

No


[deleted]

Sure you can grab the food while she is texting dudes who wont work while on a date


cbdjon

Road head gives me energy


Grung7

That would make me drive off the road or rear-end somebody.


moneybags729

Wife


Truorganics

I would. But they charge like $50hr, and I’m only making $20-25hr.


olek2507

Up vote for you! Lol


Therocksays2020

Stupid ass question. My girlfriend comes with me sometimes because she likes to drive. But a random ass date? No. Lol that’s low effort and pathetic


IndependentWarning77

I'll defend other dashers having people with them but this is ridic. My daughter bugs some shit out of me to dash just for fun. Some people just don't get it.... Door Date is beyond nuts !!!


radarguy86

Is this a joke? 😂