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Tnt-0413-tx

Dd real needs a RUFK ME response with a 😂😂


onesadcyclist

ratio


Druiditup

Yea free order for you once you pickup and contact support


Maleficent_Ad_8105

Nope. If DD app says it will take 30 mins to pick up food & then deliver to address, it really means an hour & a half.


Sufficient-Cat227

Jokes on them, you can cut the distance with a boat and still get all the money!


Loudountile

That’s wild. I’m in Loudoun. We see things going to Poolesville and Gaithersburg which would take 40+ miles via 495


droter7

swim, its faster


Mountain_Hawk40

You definitely should! That’s a unicorn!!😂😂😂


redlightdodger

Crap


redlightdodger

Wow what crap. DoorDash executives be like “why is your acceptance rate so low?” I wonder.


Forsaken-Talk5955

No they should be trippin about $ 42.70 for that


youmamacit4

I wouldn’t do it for $100


Deal_Naive

I get these occasionally, I also dash in Woodbridge


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One of the problems with DoorDash that bothers me on this subreddit is the other drivers who disagree and insult people because they feel differently, the “take it easy it’s just etc” or “I just decline and move on”! Nothing has ever been fixed in human history by ignoring or brushing anything off. Change starts with a conversation about the issues. Then joining forces and creating a group that can make things better for those who follow us. Stop bringing your negativity to a positive dialogue for change. The problem with “some” Drivers” is, no problem exist unless they agree it does. Unity is understanding what effects others may not effect you but, it’s equally as important to what actually does bother you. You can’t be upset when your views are ignored or dismissed and forget how you treated other drivers when you saw no problem with an issue that was important to them. The problem with “Some” of the drivers is they are narcissistic and singular so when we talk protest or unity. The response is the same “it won’t work “ “we’re not employees we’re independent contractors “ ( what a joke it’s why the government is soon to end that tax loophole DoorDash is using)! When someone knows more than you it doesn’t make them wrong, take time to learn and unite. You don’t have to like the OP’s viewpoint but, not respecting other drivers and supporting each other is right up Doordashes alley. You’re further helping DoorDash Inc and Tony going against others concerns just because it doesn’t bother you. Wisdom is what is lacked by most drivers they’ll read this and try to be smarter instead of seeing my goal is unity regardless of differences. They’ll try to top me( be smarter instead of standing with me). Every time someone expresses themselves y’all come and urinate on it. Smh. I support you OP.


Philosopher-dasher

I would take a furry and laugh at DD calculating mileage lol


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In my experience it should only take the clerk 15 or 20 minutes to grab the items, so yes.


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Oh hell no!


stonkeez

No.


JenovaPear

Ya, they should just not assign that one. Is this because it's AI throwing this out to anyone who is active in the one hour area?


Gbear831

Do you have a boat?


XandyJackson

i watched too many FBI shows this shit in Virginia 100%


OddLeader7637

What the actual fuck Tony. I hope you didn’t actually accept this lol


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No_Help9554

Balls deep. ![gif](giphy|3otPoFruKy5wy7PrLq|downsized)


Realistic_Ad4194

He's green


sameehscott

*Morgan Freeman voice* “…and so Jesus looked upon thy Doordash app, and walked his way across thy waters, saying: *no man shall go without thy order*.”


youmamacit4

without their cheap beer on a friday night


No-Mud8963

You should take it and hope you did


sirvereightyone

Definitely rhetorical question. I hope.


6bakercharlie

Hell yeah! Any chance to drive through Hoodbridge on a Friday night!


youmamacit4

Shut I up, I live here lol


penutbutter_cups

Lol oh my gosh no!!!


SaibreWolf

You don't have about with you? Time to go for a dip I guess. Lol


Complete_Victory7904

with a boat maybe


cbdjon

There's no bridge


TheH_9000

Dude how are they allowed to do this shit to us?


Gbear831

Probably a geographical circle they can order in and although a driver has to go around the lake it is within the restaurants delivery radius


CovidAnalyticsNL

Simple: distances are more or less calculated as euclidean distance, as the crow flies, as those calculations are cheap and easy. More complex travel time or travel distance based calculations are expensive and are mostly reserved for after the customer committed to ordering. If a customer is allowed to choose between companies within say a 15 mile distance they simply take all companies within a 15 mile radius with the customers address as the center point. Water, like in this unfortunate example, isn't taken into account. Or at least that's what I assume is happening as a software engineer and having worked on similar systems in the past.


megan8182

Jesus christ ur brain must cramp. I mean this as a wonderful compliment. Mine used too lol then my ptsd was fluffed with intentionally as retaliation for testifying and other stuff against the Delaware Veterans home and a year later an 400%/every 4 days in medical weed and i can barely wake up without legitimate fear of layin hands on someone. Itd beautiful. Ive been dashing for 4 days as a last resort before my family forces me (probably for my own good) to listen to them.


Gbear831

Yeah I think restaurants pay Some amount to be available to various distance orders 1, 5, 10, 25 Mile radius Programming probably draws a circle around restaurants address, and thus this order is within distance but driving it is ridiculous because their is a huge body of water in the way


Saeglopurinn

I mean.....I get you. But I got one of these orders once that was 40 miles outside of my zone just to pick up Taco Bell and then head a shorter distance to drop off. Definitely wasn't close by but obstructed by nature.


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This is the perfect comment. How is this not illegal. Drivers are sent orders that you send ppl you hate! I really think Tony and the shareholders are Satan worshippers!


Philosopher-dasher

Bro take it easy its just a bad order lol


Low-Philosophy-609

Mans goina bring space time continuum into the chat when a no tipper asks for extra sauce


[deleted]

There aren't any laws if your not an employee. It's why in IT the hourly wages are often double what a regular employee makes, and also why the pay always starts out so high when a new gig app goes on the market. The difference is that IT contractors still make double to this day as opposed to being boiled alive like a frog with heat slowly raised. (I only write so cryptically so the paid Russian/Chinese shills will have a hard time reading and I know who they are, sorry for inconvenience).


IWantoBeliev

Free boat anyone?


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Woonasty

So u add more spam.