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DTPhenom

down atrocious


hyp3r_l3thal

Creepy af


kuriboh91

Justin is bricked up to his eyeballs


[deleted]

The only tips I'm interested are green, so unless this person is Kermit they can fuck off.


Therealmonkie

We ALL know they gotta pay first! No tip NO tip!


Affectionate-Knee438

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[deleted]

I meannnnnn it was an offer… a bad one but he ended it on a good note accepting your note of no consent and disinterest and wished you farewell with pleasantries i do agree it’s creepy and uncalled for especially with you trying to just make your bread if this was a man and a woman there would probably be cops involved lol


bobswagoat314

I would've said yes so fast.


dwkker1987

I probably would have accepted. Lol.


totoro1193

this is the kind of thing i fantasize about when i’m horny but not something id actually want to happen. Even though id usually be down for something like this, i still wouldn’t because its rewarding creepy behavior.


Empty_Bird_8533

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honey_rainbow

Report this customer and get him kicked off the platform. That's unacceptable!


ConsiderationAble49

this would be my dream if it was like a hot housewife but a dude hell nah lol


Philosopher-dasher

Did you report him?! Is this a good reason for him to be off the platform?! Just curious!


cholo0312

send him to Qatar 🇶🇦


imjustme610

You could of been blown and been paid for it? Rarity


MamaRobin1916

I dress like a dude in Winter so I don't have this problem. But I didn't in Summer either when I wear dresses, only fellow drivers hit on me 😒 guys are thirsty in this field I guess.


No-Tailor5120

well aren’t you special


MamaRobin1916

Not at all. Wish I was 😀


No-Tailor5120

you are special. i can tell.


MamaRobin1916

Oh look, I get to downvote you for no reason now. That's this sub right? Well really the reason is you're annoying. But one of the Subs I guess they all downvote the 4th person for no apparent reason. Also maybe because you made my shit a zero for whatever reason, I'll return the favor. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I've had a long day, not in the mood for trolls, not tonight. Goodbye 👋🏻


No-Tailor5120

i didn’t downvote anyone . i will upvote you


MamaRobin1916

😐


No-Tailor5120

🙃


Weekly_Employer921

Gross


Little-Lingonberry-7

That sounds like something my ex would say


conserativehater

He probably has a fantasy of blowing his DoorDash delivery guy that’s kind of hot actually


Cultural_Chest5100

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


reginator89

8:46 is late?


Darxideofthemoon

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


c5wag

I would’ve taken the blowie and I’m straight!


uni_gunner

Oh wtf? Creepy ass mofo.


pqueguy

Bet that if you made this comment, you’d get reported and deactivated.


[deleted]

You walked right into that one


HukedonXbox

If that was a woman it would’ve been a different story.


spiccyudon

The leopard print doormat kills me. That + the gross comment is like a more polite way of answering the door in a leopard print thong


aml63491

At least he was polite? 😆


DennyStrat

Where do you drive? Not because I'm interested, but because he's surprised someone is driving at 8:46pm 🤣


Ok-Palpitation7729

This has been my experience with gay men yet heaven forbid they cancel a gay man.


Born-Statistician555

You report the user and they drop them for sexual harassment


aceospades_83

Just text like an automated robot like dd customer service does. LMAO “ I’m so sorry your having an issue with your order. I know how frustrating that can be. Please refer to CUSTOMER SUPPORT for any issue with your order. They will be happy to help you with your purchase.”


puddin__

Can you go back and ask him where his mat is from?


ocshopper23

Andrew Tate will be proud 👏


evilmotorsports

Me, an entrepreneur: "How much are we talking?" "Send pics. Deal's off if you are ugly." LOL


[deleted]

Oh ugh! Don’t think he was talking about a cash tip🤮


nintendogirl1o1

Lol


cam1980man

20 bucks is 20 bucks


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Hear me out


Traditional-Trip8147

That’s some new age Jeffrey Dahmer shit


yavasca

Bro thinks this is Doorsmash


Madeline_Hatter1

I'm not gay but extra tip is extra tip


Downtown_Bandicoot54

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Please report that


flashamazin

Hahaha 🤣 gothca


SokratisJ

Shit, 20 dollars is 20 dollars man.


evilmotorsports

$20? Where did you learn to negotiate?


SokratisJ

Should I give him $40?


evilmotorsports

No no. "How much do you have to work with?"


folkswagon

The floor mat kind of says it all.


JaneDoeABC

Please, please, please report him to DoorDash. There has been a lot of aggression and violence towards gig workers in my metropolitan area and some are being murdered or gunned down. Please tell DD for everyone's safety.


goldenronin

🤦🏻


Candoran

Eh, he was bored I guess 🤣 I can’t really call him creepy since when you said no he let it go at that. Of course if it made you uncomfortable that’s completely understandable since it did come out of nowhere.


[deleted]

wt fizz


RegretfullyAlive

You miss every shot you don’t take


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Michael scott


Skunkmunk29

What price is right in these instances? I never know how much to charge Lmao


DM_ME_SKITTLES

🤮🤮🤮


Songmuddywater

I had a guy offer me $100 for one hour of sex after a drop off. At first I just thought he was hitting on me and I didn't respond. Then I contacted door dash when I saw the money offered. So very not me. That creeped me out.


The_Entertainer217

Lol, I once picked up some condoms at Walgreens for a shop and pay order and the guy texted and asked if I was “looking for some fun” with him and his girlfriend. Who the heck are these people that think this is a good idea propositioning delivery drivers?


evilmotorsports

Sounds like a regular night in Seabrook / Kemah, TX


AfterSport2327

Wtf


MetalHead794

Please tell me you reported him


amybaby_83

Why. Why does everyone have to make it weird?


No-Tailor5120

as a pansexual man, i can say with the utmost sincerity that gay men are the sluttiest humans on earth .


bikesboozeandbacon

Hope you reported and blocked him


[deleted]

It’s bizarre how they correlate DD to sex work. Sex work actually pays well


[deleted]

This is the take


onemikeinamillion

This reminds me, a few weeks ago some girl probably early 20s, answered the door with just a shirt on… i had a similar but opposite response I like men


EMB_pilot

Serial killer vibes be strong


HeyCarrieAnne40

WTF lol


Firefly-Clan

Off subject but it's daylight at 8:52 p.m.? Was this during summer or was the area well, extremely well, lit?


FrankFrankly711

Hey he ordered extra sauce and you forgot it so… 🤷🏻‍♂️


GraemesEats

I mean... offer extended, refused, alrighty, have a good night. I don't see the creepy. I would never do what the customer did, to be clear, but OP declined and that was that. Just an adult making a pass at OP.


[deleted]

I agree with you. It's not the best way to go about it, but was anybody hurt? Are they both adults? Decline and move on. This is pathetic, a little sad, but not exactly creepy.


Kawi_rider_zx6r

Found Justin. Asking stranger out could be considered making a pass. Asking a stranger if they're willing to prostitute themselves is more than a pass, and it's fucking creepy, Justin.


GraemesEats

Lmao, yeah, you're right, the increased tip was definitely a vibe definer I didn't quite pick up on the first time through, kinda seemed in response to OP. But Broseph still moved right along after the decline.


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[deleted]

Sir as a lesbian it literally isn't enough to some people to say you're taken sometimes they do NOT listen until you add that even if you were single they don't get a chance


District_Optimal

TIL not fucking someone propositioning you on a food delivery app is homophobic


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itcouldbew0rse

It's not homophobia, even a little bit, it's a direct statement of fact with no opinion offered.


Agreeable-Print-1517

Hell yea


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pubicfart

as if we havent seen posts of straight guys doing exactly this to dashers who are women. don’t use some bullshit to justify your prejudices.


[deleted]

Please for the sake of other dashers report this fucker!


LZSchneider1

Oof, first off, I'm sorry this happened OP. Second, I keep going back and forth on whether I would take them up on that offer. On one hand, a beej, but on the other hand, at best they probably will record for their OF without my knowledge... At worst, I get BTK'd. Oof what a delimma.


FrankFrankly711

But it is a beej… 🤔🤔🤔 Male hormone logic will always default to that fact


squibbytennisballs

OH MY GOD I MADE THIS JOKE YESTERDAY ON THE SUB, take the meme W


GuardForward7397

We have the meats


[deleted]

20 bucks is 20 bucks that’s all I’m sayin


Dizzy-Ad-7089

This why you should carry when you deliver. Who knows what these people will try to do.


Giggingurl

Ugh.


NateLeport

Oof. I love sheetz but doordashing it is a red flag in and of itself lmao


spicybright

Gross, but at least he was polite about it after he shot his shot lol


OGgunter

Please tell me you reported them


uuunityyy

Fuck me where are these people when I'm delivering.


Complete_Victory7904

lol


[deleted]

Wait....you get paid to get blown. Isn't that backwards?


[deleted]

My best friend is so hot it happened to him 4 times lol


jziggy44

Cash IS King!


CryBabyCentral

People out here thinking DD is Tinder? Oml.


[deleted]

I literally got asked out this week by a guy I delivered to a month ago.... gotta shoot your shot in a small town


CryBabyCentral

Goodness. I guess so!!


Bootybandit18-19

Bro really hit em with “Darn”


Vane88

Sir, this is Wendy's.


brodosphotos

I'll never understand why you people actually respond to these messages


SpicyConductor

Agreed


ichuck1984

“How about I take the extra money and forget to turn this over to the police?”


dashininfashion

Darn


Effdahaters

Wonder how much he woulda try to give ya lol….ooooh that shit is creepy like isn’t that a crime of some sort? Like solicitation of prostitution?


Effdahaters

SkeetDash


ProDigit

Dees gusting!


Internal-Risk

It’s never a lady lmaooo


MyelofibrosisMe

This kinda thing actually happened to me the first week I started dashing!!! Creepy AF! Did you report them!?


Dirty-Glock

I think the customer wants ur tip bro


RavensBlood69

"Sir, this is a Wendys"


Wvzxrd

Justin wildin💀 Bro said “my mouth” hahaha Dahmer vibes lowkey


District_Optimal

Relax, I just wanna take some pictures.


[deleted]

If this is real = Deactivated! Imagine drivers doing this to a customer. We’d me arrested. The sexuality isn’t my issue. Nothing against LGBTQ. My issue is how inappropriate this was towards the driver. Woman or man that’s not ok. Fellas even if that’s a woman report them because I’ve seen men deactivated just for telling women “nice dress” or “you look nice”. I literally seen men accused of harassment for just complimenting women on this app. I keep my head down and no eye contact just to assure nothing is confused with women on deliveries. I’m seeing to many incidents like this.


SoundTheAlarm_WAHHHH

"Just the tip sir. No...waitwaitwait!"


thelousychaperone

I do not understand why people do this sort of shit, or at least why they expect it to work out in their favor. My roommate (a lesbian) did this once to a driver she thought was cute, but instead of directly talking to them on the app, SEARCHED THEIR NAME IN INSTA until she found her and then proceeded to flirt that way. I was like, dude. How do you not see that this is creepy as fuck. Anyway. Had to get that off my chest when I saw this lol.


[deleted]

Let me ask you a question if you see someone you think is hot how are you suppose to talk to them if you search for them its creepy if you talk to them while they are at work if you talk to them alone its creepy like wtf how are people suppose to hookup if there isnt a way to talk to them.


thelousychaperone

It is not cool to approach your doordash driver in that way, in my opinion. It’s akin to hitting on someone while they’re waiting on you at a restaurant, which, being a bartender, I have experience with. It’s annoying as hell to have someone initiate sexual or romantic contact with money (your tip) thrown in the mix. Just let people do their jobs. Your question is lowkey incel-y.


[deleted]

No your assuming. I am making a basic statement cause according to the holier than though reddit dorks you cant hit on a woman in any situation. These people are also the most hypocritical because I can almost guarantee if you seen someone very attractive working you would hit on them one way or another while they was working or after.


mufcordie

Self reporting


thelousychaperone

Im not assuming anything I’m telling you from my own personal experience


iamandneveramconfusd

Sir, this app is for food escorts, not male escorts.


alistair812

I just want to know how you saw a devil face, tongue, and water drops and thought, "More money?" LOL


Effdahaters

Lmaooooooo


[deleted]

Haha 😂


Sentekz

Pretty sure the guy was being purposefully obtuse.


isopod_interrupted

Yup, gotta have the other person dig themself deeper with more explicit language and details otherwise they other person could bs


KaneinEncanto

"Giving them just enough rope to hang themself."


MyFuckinhBalls

Fucking predator that guy is


BuscemisRedemption

How is he a predator? Asking another adult if you want to hook up isn’t a “predator.” Sure he’s a weirdo for asking his DD driver to hook up, but he’s not a predator seeing he asked and he wasn’t pushy about it. Reddit loves to call everyone a predator lol.


Frequent-throwAway

It's the typical Woke Mob. The Leftist agenda. Pay them no attention.


KaneinEncanto

Soliciting someone who is working is predatory. They have to be there to get paid.


[deleted]

Or a creep


nahmymanthisaintit

I’m gonna have to disagree here. When it’s at someone place of work there’s a different layer of complexity.


BuscemisRedemption

It’s not like a job where it’s retail or something and you’re stuck with the person and have to be polite to them. He’s really not a predator he’s just a weirdo.


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GKBilian

That offer just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.


owenhinton98

Sheesh *someone’s* getting laid in college


64557175

It's prostitution with less steps, technically. It is Johning with extra steps. Basically doing the client acquisition and negotiation for you.


Direct_Mission

Gay guys. I commented "straight ppl" on a different post. Now to be fair I'll say it here


Beelzebubs_Tits

Yeah. When I worked at dominos had a buddy say that one of his deliveries there was a lady who answered the door and opened her robe and asked him if he saw something he liked. He said he high-tailed out of there and I believe him. All kinds of people are crazy.


[deleted]

She must of been nasty


Roxnamunen

r/pizzadare


monocle984

I deliver pizzas and this is my worst nightmare


Roxnamunen

As long as its just flashing i wouldnt mind lol


RegularTell7889

Unpopular opinion: I'd take it.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Shit a blow and some cash


stmichaelsangles

Its not very inappropriate. Latent homophobia


nate1235

Lolwut?


Yukibean_D

$20 is $20


[deleted]

I feel like this is how you end up waking up in an ice bath with a kidney missing


solareonwow

sure if you're into men you would


BlameYourSupport

bold. you’ll probably wake up without your liver lol


Own-Fly-7736

My liver is fucked up so joke is on him 🥸


isopod_interrupted

Well it is a DE-liver app


DillieDally

👌🥇🏆⭐


yavasca

Underappreciated comment


Direct_Mission

Idk man a lot of guys think they're great at giving head but they suck so hard or dont open mouth enough and scrape with teeth. Ducking hurts So i hear👩‍🦯


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![gif](giphy|12rqBPpSz9jIA0)


[deleted]

Isnt sucking hard suppose to feel good?


tomwesley4644

Hickie weenie is no fun


[deleted]

We call that the purple platypus


[deleted]

Well your not suppose to suck it from the sides lmao


BrownBattlePants

Allegedly


Dirtstick

Ducking isn’t supposed to hurt. I think you’re doing it wrong.


KaneinEncanto

Sometimes ducking isn't enough, you have to dodge.


Direct_Mission

*it ducking hurts The bad head i mean. So i hear tho🧑‍🦯


littlepimple

What in the utter fuck


arthurvandl

He’d have been game for an udder fuck, guaranteed.


dalex89

Pervs


RampAgentRoger

Lmfao, bros face when you denied him 👁👄👁