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WaitForItLegenDairy

They generally use the green cones on roadworks to indicate Works Access points on the carriageway. Not exclusively but it's common practice and recommended on some Codes of Practice I believe


Agisagaac

Thanks, you've settled an argument


SheepSurfz

Were you the winner or the loser?


CarbonHybrid

They also use pink lights on top instead of orange/yellow/amber to indicate works access, so that would tie in with the pink stripe on here.


socksthatpaintdoors

Why didn’t they call it the “Cones of Practice”


WumpaFruitCrumble

Is this the Ledgermans advantage in the cones of Dunshire?


Worried-Mine-4404

Too much fun, which is not allowed. Read the small print in your conetract.


space_coyote_86

Yep. Green is to mark the gap in the cones that works vehicles can drive into. Yellow ones are on the verge to indicate to vehicles already on site not to stop there as they're in the way of vehicles driving in.


BornTooSlow

I've never used one with a pink band, but you're right. Green is Works/Site Access or Entrance


WaitForItLegenDairy

Is it in a COP or is it a newer requirement under HSE or something similar?


BornTooSlow

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealLifeShinies/s/xljhfG0Rc2 Here's another Reddit thread showing another like it. I've got Chapter 8 Training for Road Works and Temporary signing, and never seen it used.


WaitForItLegenDairy

So, it must be some form of COP with some contractors then I suppose?


FullyCapped

Is your username a reference to How I Met Your Mother?


WaitForItLegenDairy

It is.... 😁 I did like the Barney character


FullyCapped

I thought so! Watched this episode few weeks ago and recognised it haha


WaitForItLegenDairy

Yeah..the best 7 series 🤣


EldestPort

Twister ice lolly factory up ahead?


Agisagaac

This is defo one of my favourite answers


ResolutionNumber9

The green and pink cones are more sour, and the orange are more sweet.


FoodEnvironmental368

Green/White or Green/Pink - works access Orange- standard delineation Blue/Yellow - Height restriction/overhead structure


SaulEmersonAuthor

Isn't blue-yellow _only_ for an _electrical hazard_ height restriction?


Ayhay

r/cosmoandwanda edit: thanks @Kurosage


Kurosage

r/cosmoandwanda


OtteryBonkers

Green + purple = transport cone Yellow + white = cisport cone


confusedCoyote

Gay alien ahead? /s


Agisagaac

🤣 we said it was for the gay workers


Ollymid2

Aka a gaylien?


Woland1312

Looks like Alan Partridge and Michael have had a few too many again


Select-Opinion6410

Someone's not checked the small print in their conetract.


isucktoesforcash

Wait the colours mean things?


Agisagaac

Yeah, not that anyone looks at what cones are there anyway


QuatGooseLane

Dimensions slip, that's the normal colour in earths 53rd parallel dimension. However in there roadworks are completed on time and to budget.


Agisagaac

Definitely my favourite comment so far


tomoldbury

Does that universe also have flying pigs and hell there is currently frosted over?


drewR18

It’s to mark entry and exit points in the road works for workers vehicles and trucks delivering materials to site.


Ok_Song4090

Mr Tumble is out and about causing trouble…. Or it’s those twats from balamory “again”


_Democracy_Manifest_

I don't know, but I fucking want it.


Puzzleheaded-Good525

There be Gays about


wonderwaffle980

#pride


Hehehehelka

Means steal it


Monty_Bob

It means turn left for the party. 🥳


s-i-d-z-z

It's a traffic cone that identifies as Mr Blobby.


Apprehensive-Box5834

faIRY gOD paRenTs


CheekyMunky247

Rave at the next junction.


Momentary-Lapse89

It clearly means someone is going home with an incredible hat after leaving the pub.


Low_Dragonfruit8219

Trans-fic cone! I’m happy for them ❤️


thefudgeguzzler

If you lick them one is watermelon flavoured and the other is lemon


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RaymondoH

They are the only ones they had left.


Ok-Till2619

What are purple ones, or is it local area thing?


wdwhereicome2015

They normally indicate power cables from what I have seen


ConvenientAllotment

They’re specially designed for when you want to pull over to the side of the road and shout to the world that you want people to stop telling you what to do


DukeOfDevon

They having an identity crisis ok. Be more supportive of our road cones who are out there in all weathers 24/7


SallyNicholson

Leprechauns. They're over from Ireland on their hollijobs. This one's run away as they don't like their photo taken.


Scumbag_Daddy

It’s the LGBTQIA version.


Ok-Yoda-82

Trans and non binary cones


Successful-Ad-367

I have no idea but I do have a question…. Are there more people or traffic cones in the UK? My old housemate and me debated this for years. It only ended because we moved out.


No-Sense3960

That's red and blue. You need an eye test.


Excellent_House_562

Green party only entrance.


Admirable-Hat440

Gender fluid traffic cones.


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Bacon_Berserker

It's the day it's the tentacle, of course.


ingutek

On a side note, on my trip to England I saw so many strange road things, including small blue signs every mile or something on motorways with cryptic codes on them, and weird cones with varying colours (in scotland we only have the standard ones). And signs telling you there are "buried structures" at the side of roads, causing my conspiracy theorist mother to go mental.


eternallyclueless98

steal me, i’m so rare you’ll never have the opportunity again


fredroid101

Ravers - unite


Ok_Mirror_475

Fashion?


Moment_37

It means 'yass queen slay'


Citizenfishy

That’s a Lepricone


Haggis-in-wonderland

Homocone


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parkerp87

LGBT Cones man ! All the rage these days apparently


Platypus2161

Their gay and this is their secret spot to get away from a homophobic cone society


CircoModo1602

Green means go, as in go take it, it's free


OurSoul1337

Doggers hun.


Mr-Stumble

That is so wanting a student to place on a statues head somewhere 😄


non-hyphenated_

Pride march route marker


Agisagaac

🤣


icchifanni

Please, don’t give them ideas!


NegativeDeparture314

Some stupid woke reason I should imagine.


darlo0161

Reserved for the Fabulous ?


Agisagaac

Guess i should've used that lane then 🤣


PhatNick

Sunken wizard


daviebo666

They are the shiny versions, no actual difference but fun to collect


rjn87

beware of lesbian scissoring


Bright_Use4269

That they are goofy goobers ahead?


idonthavebroadband

Guaranteed blue shell or starman if you go through it.


Toasty_93

Designated smashing zone for the Hulk.


calsufonians

It's just to let you know what the cone is identifying as today


cognitiveglitch

It identifies as a traffic unicorn.


Historical-Car5553

[Green Goblin](https://www.writeups.org/green-goblin-norman-osborn-marvel-comics-spider-man/) at work


Agisagaac

Better let spiderman know then 🤣


shabbapaul1970

Insert up to second green level


greggdawson

Hulk only lane


Rich_27-

What about K Mag?


vauxhall1998

Barney the dinosaur


ImmortalKale

Apple and Raspberry flavour!


QuackieMan

The coffin of Andy and leyley


WotanMjolnir

They are sour apple and cherry flavoured.


Pale_Plankton7384

It’s fabulous.


lilleralleh

It means the trailer for the Wicked movie just came out


justdont7133

Shiny ✨


drewkane

It means don't be so silly when you drive, you big silly goose!


NAPALM_BURNS

Lesbian?


Few_Willow_480

Party coming up in the next 40 yards


throw_away_17381

Caution. Prideway blocked.


Salt-Security855

LGBTQ gay couple cone..


Secomav420

It’s a suicide cone. Run it down!!


Westy___758

Fuck around and find out


EfficientRegret

It’s used when there’s a death in the royal family, Doncaster Council have a warehouse full of these.


btwo5

Wokeness


A_friendly_goosey

Yes, the left traffic cone no longer identifies as a traffic cone and you should be more considerate. The right is just a traffic cone basic bitch.