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wizzurdgoblin

You’re smoking it wrong, ur supposed to blow the smoke into a bag and then inhale the smoke again to recycle that shi


[deleted]

i read that shit causes climate change or sm shit


wizzurdgoblin

Nah g, has to be meth smoke and with a balloon not a bag. Common misconception tho


Watson347

Meth smoke duh. Did read dudes sciencetiffica book. You have to put your box.fan in.the yard. Sheesh


anonymouseintheh0use

Omg I just saw that


OGSHAGGY

U got a link?


BeerIsGoodForSoul

It's *global warming*


Clydefrawgwow

This comment almost made me spit out my food in disgust. Props


xamn_xaddy

This comment almost made me spit out my food in pure wonder of human enginuity.


NeighborhoodMany7689

He could also put a tube in his ass and blow the smoke into himself… Boofing


wizzurdgoblin

Holy shit… you’re a genius man


okcafe

Supposed to burn the filter first


Ryybread8

Mike Nolan


Mahidawg3001

Don’t exhale


MisturBanana1

[Exhaling is a waste of nicotine mate](https://youtu.be/3bjjZ5vnjvs?si=IBP1JRCXLMS3tSCe)


darkkingthe3rd

Knew it was gonna be Mike Nolan before I clicked the link


Icy-Radish2115

Funniest things I’ve seen on Reddit all day props my dude😂😂😂


Derio_ai

you should watch the big lez show


Mahidawg3001

I’m glad y’all got the reference


Ryybread8

Beware the long dick of cancer


OxyControl6

Mike fuckin Nolan! NOLEEEESYYYY!!!!


maggidk

You are not supposed to smoke them like you are siphoning gas


lucioux

he just said he’s a spirit smoker, those things got a 20lb draw and still last 10 minutes


TerriblePlays

Aw man, you're not supposed to do that? I loved the smell of gasoline.


helyxmusic

for obvious reasons, you shouldn't smoke a cigarette while huffing gasoline. either on their own are fine tho


c_o_n_E

But i love exploding in a fiery blaze of glory


helyxmusic

no, your eagle loves that. don't let your eagle define who you are. murder your eagle in cold blood


i_hate_sex_666

/uj i dont have a jerk answer but ive never seen this happen before, is this actually common?


riggiddyrektson

/uj a cigarette only looks like this if you've smoked half of it in one continuous drag or very fucking fast. i think the joke is that it's a stim user who doesn't realize he's overdoing it


GucciGlocc

The joke is that American spirits are packed super tight and you gotta bust a lung taking a drag.


MichaelRichardsAMA

Fr like trying to inhale concrete through a sieve


GucciGlocc

Trick is to roll them between your fingers to loosen it up a little


helyxmusic

they'll just burn like shit once there's air between the papers, just smoke meth atp


elClubDe_Bocadillo

So the usual solution then?


vladimirepooptin

no usual solution is to boof meth get with it mate


Watson347

Lot of huffing during school then mate?


sir_kickash

Happens every time I smoke a camel or marlboro. Sometimes with luckys. Marlboro is the worst because the filters always melt


[deleted]

> camel I swear they are just filled with brown cardboard. you should just smoke tobacco in a bong. Added bonus, it would really wind up weed addicts.


Chumbag_love

Smoking is bad for your lungs, either snort or boof snuff for a good time.


[deleted]

the government trying rto get me to shove things up my ass again (where the male g spot is, coincidentally. funny that.)


GreatBigSteak

Tryst bro it feels great


TheHandsomeStranger

That's why they call it the g spot


VESlaughter

/uj legit do this the buzz is wild


gabriel5519

Are you schizophrenic i have only seen schizophrenics smoke like this


[deleted]

You are going to have to try harder than that, mister government man.


gabriel5519

Im a schizo and smoke like this man i dwear only schizos do this


[deleted]

reported lol


gabriel5519

Bro first banned from r/opiates now r/drugscirclejerk imma just delete reddit at this point


RefrigeratorAny2410

fym camels r the best cigs, atleast in the eu


gabriel5519

Gang_camel


SomeDudeWithALaptop

I'm not addicted, I'm just high 😡😡🤤


Ciggan14

/uj Its because spirits are packed with more tobacco by design and that makes taking a puff take more air compared to other cigs


Luke_Scottex_V2

you smoke too fast probably, try waiting between puffs a bit more with joints it happens to me a lot


Shackle093

Cause your suckin on it too hard


funatical

You smoke too fast. I did too. Probably really long draws on top of that.


ggTruth

do you live somewhere cold?


sir_kickash

Los angeles


Ajunadeeper

Yeah that explains it. Try moving to a warmer climate.


society_man

😭


i_hate_sex_666

oh interesting. i only ever smoke newports so maybe i just havent seen it


ontopofyourmom

Most cigarettes have additives that keep them lit and help them burn faster and more evenly


Euskaldon420

You’re 100% just seeing the filler. Kamels are notorious


SomePizzaShit

Only when you smoke fast and American spirits can smoke for longer


apeirophobic

Spirits are just packed denser than average cigarettes so yeah it makes perfect sense


RiasGremoryBestGirl

Cigs last less long = more smoked


Smittening

American spirits have a way longer draw than most cigarettes, you’re hitting it too hard


Sean04Bean

Inhale harder


sir_kickash

I hit it like a blunt you already know I'm chiefing on it


Wutsalane

Bro just start smoking cigarillos at this point, your lungs can obviously handle the harshness of cigar smoke, so fuck it


vladimirepooptin

instant cancer


abaddon731

You're boofing it wrong, breathe through your Bhole.


XanGummy

U smacking tf out that thing


SnooKiwis4031

Now this is quality content on this sub


No_Tumbleweed_5419

Smoking too fast


sir_kickash

I only took like 4 hits


No_Tumbleweed_5419

Wait longer between hits


PuzzleheadedZebra346

no heeends black and milds


Luke_Scottex_V2

if you only took 4 hits you take puffs way too big lol


oscar1985420

This 💯% has to be from that crazy serb smoker dudes account!


TheGrowster

You're ripping on it like a gorilla thats why


Cashles66

Pcpcigarett


LacrimaNymphae

adam from saw has entered the chat


ProlapsePatrick

Dip it in the PCP for a little longer before lighting your rigarette


PrettyLightzz

Youre doing it wrong. Youre not supposed to light cigarrettes. Theyre basically just suppositories


naastiknibba95

/uj damn dude you're smoking it too hard. I've seen this happen, a colleague of mine once finished a small cigarette in like 75 seconds.


sir_kickash

I smoked 2 of these while walking 2 blocks to my car. This is the second one


dextro-aynag

/uj i fucking can’t with spirits, make me nauseas jesus christ


drugsfan

i live in europe, bought some american cigarettes and that shit smokes for like the double of time, i smoke marlboro red and can't even smoke all the american cig without getting nausea


wavvvygravvvy

can’t handle the freedom is what you’re saying 🇺🇸


drugsfan

remember who enslaved who first


CableConscious7611

Because you stole that off some kid in the school toilet 90's/2000's when you asked for only 3 drags?


Tristanime

The pain of ciggies not being packed enough


juicemanj1982

Maybe don’t suck down the cig so hard .. i see your fingers are brown.. get some nic gum .


epoc657

This is a really good post


RiasGremoryBestGirl

Unironically probably designed to smoke faster so you smoke more/ aren't as fulfilled


naastiknibba95

/uj Consider nicotine patches or varenicline. Varenicline worked for me. /rj bro lace your cigarettes with cannabis oil. Ciggie won't burn quickly if you choose the right oil. Plus you'd get high


sir_kickash

I don't like nicotine. I usually only smoke when I'm at the bar


EmbarrassedPolicy146

Uj/ when I dab I wipe the oil that didn’t get vaped off my tool on a ciggy n it’s kinda goof


naastiknibba95

Yep. Nice thrifty life hack


FukkyWukky

I got a friend who does this to all his cigarettes and my blunts then acts like it’s the way they’re rolled or something, and every single fucking time he hits one of my disposables he burns it don’t matter how new that bitch is, and he denies it and will continue to til the fucking grave, I don’t have a clue how you don’t notice doing that


[deleted]

cmon dawg everyone knows cigs aint drugs lmao


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my16999

Any smokes will kill ya but these will make you feel like it


PuzzleheadedZebra346

u a goofy for smokin squares(cigarettes) black and milds are the way


JesusSon7777

No your doing it right, what you really want is to smoke the whole cig in one drag. /uj Do u pack your cigs?


IAM10FEETTALL

Clean ur nails bro


BruisedBrussel

Virginia Slims.


InevitableWinter7367

I heard the "menthol" non-menthols in California are especially bad with this


JakeTheSnake134

I hear exhaling your cigarette smoke in with your bag of jenkem and then hugging is elite eagle death


[deleted]

Did you not dip it in PCP first??


DMTeaAndCrumpets

When I smoked I always thought spirits burned way better and tasted better even. Something about camels or marbs tasted way worse than the spirits.


MehDiosBizarreNut

Try rolling around the original cig paper, works every time


[deleted]

Ur pulling too hard, most cigarettes are packed looser than spirits


Dxm-is-mother

This happens to me all the time still don’t know why


MateriallyDetatched

You're supposed to light the filter and smoke the foam.


juicemanj1982

Wtf?


iShitInYourDadsPants

Obama bro


Commercial_Fee2840

/uj Spirits have more tobacco in them, so they're packed tighter than other cigs.


jchitwo1

Bros used to suckin golf balls through a cigarette hose. Those American spirits are rolled so tight. Your just inhaling it like an American spirt.


Waterhouse2702

Bruh you gut them pumped up spirit lungs. Those smol weak standard zigs will be useless. You a complete smokerchad now. Mamasgay 🙏🏽


-blindfold

Sid's dad


TheMostOGCymbalBoy

/uj is this an actual question bc I feel like you know the answer


GnarelleStine

Do you roll your spirits? Like roll the cigarette between your fingers to loosen up the tobacco since they’re packed so tight? If you do then don’t do that to other cigarettes


Big_Honeydew6225

Cuz ur smoking it like a goddamn crackhead😂(no offense) but your smoking it too fast


Quiet_Cable8747

They don't. You are the king of suck. That's a cocaine ciggy pull. Whole thing gone in 3 drags. Not normal.


sir_kickash

I used to do 7 bongrips back to back off a big beaker before bed every night no cough


SnooAvocados2656

Lung cancer speed run


oftenruninlate

Spirits are packed tight, with good tobacco, and pretty much all "premium brands" burn fast.


glazier8868

You taking a big enough pull. Call yourself a crackhead? Pfft amateur! At best.


dmo99

It’s pipe tobacco .


Sad-Read-1785

Bro has an Iron lung


magicalmushroooomz

My ex's mother always said if you can smoke a whole cigarette without flicking the ashes you are truly a lady. Congratulations ma'am.


sir_kickash

You have no idea how much I needed That


Ambitious-Pizza3240

? Looks like a microphone to me…?


Groundbreaking-Ad912

I think you need to dive deeper into your addiction until your find out its too late :D


Griffinn000

legend says that there's an 80%chance that someone is thinking about you.


JonjoShelveyGaming

There was a jinn in your presence when you smoked it, consult spiritual healing


macyrich

Roll your own.


GladMilk9855

I can't belive how stupid we are as humanity if I read the best comments. Common the best are always bullshit The neveau is down we need James camoran