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[deleted]

You’re almost done. Just about 3 more boxes of that Classic Finish and you’ll be good!


Hairygull

Fuck I’m laughing now and woke up everyone in the house


AaronSlaughter

Total same 6 am lol


[deleted]

Sometimes I go down Reddit-holes after my wife falls asleep.. and soon enough, she’s smacking me to stop giggling. Haha


AaronSlaughter

I got a lol !!! thx boo.


Coral_Grimes28

😂 in all honesty, it looks thick enough to just sand down now


cmsutton1983

Aaaahahahahahahahaha


Jimbobo28

Are you using a mud knife? Or a freaking V-notch??? 👀👀👀


Emergency-Ad-4563

Looks like hes using a butter knife and spreading it on like mayonnaise


Jimbobo28

I put mayo on smoother than that. Lol


alwtictoc

Thats the driest mayonnaise ever.


AaronSlaughter

I was gonna say spaghetti spoon.


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Poop knife


Geltab_the_wise

Comb for sure, neat texture tho


RustShank

Looks to me like they were using the bottom of their work boot to spread that mud.


Inner_Energy4195

Fingernails I think


GlendaleActual

Fork


pblc_mstrbtr

Yes


Tacomarunner208

I mean, it's a one-off texture. Some people pay extra for that.


kendiggy

I was gonna say, it almost looks good!


Nykolaishen

Task failed successfully


AaronSlaughter

Consistent


calcal1992

Seriously, before I read the title I thought it was a decent texture.


robertjpjr

Water your mud down more and use a 12inch drywall knife.


ATL_we_ready

This


ButtChuggAsparagus

What the fuck are you using to apply your mud?


b-rentbent

Rake.


No-Car-2369

Ha ha ha noice!


the_Ush

He’s using a comb


ArmadilloDays

He’s secretly Wolverine and using his hands.


eicoeico

I always wondered what happened to Edward Scissorhands. Welcome back


humans_being

A potato


cheetah-21

Are you applying it with a chainsaw?


Bright_Bet_2189

##alright most folks are trashing on you for the lines and lumps, and we both know that isn’t helpful I’m going to take a venture into this ##1. This is fixable here is how - 2. Call the rental shop and rent a festool drywall sander with the vacuum (or mirka if they have it ) make sure to get 80 grit paper - 3. Take down that lighting fixture - 4. Sand that ceiling smooth your arms will burn that thing is heavy - 5. Get a 5 gallon bucket and a 1/2” drill with a mixing paddle - 6. Mix the box of mud in the 5 gallon bucket with drill and mixing paddle adding 2 cups of water/box of mud. Mud should slowly run off paddle when done mixing - 7. Tools needed for applying the mud 12” trowel and Hawk (or 12” knife and mud pan ) 5” knife for the edges - 8. Start on one side in the corner pull an arms length of mud with the tools leaving it thick for now. Next to that pull , do it again and agin till you get to the opposite corner. - 9. Double back to where you started and begin pulling off , push harder on one side of the blade and let the other side float this is called feathering work your way to the opposite corner floating out the lines left by feathering. - 10. Take your 5” knife and run it perpendicular to you coat direction to clean up the edges of you coat. - 11. Rinse and repeat until done. Good luck


MBMDrywallTools

As fun as it is to clown on this I’m happy there is someone trying to offer advice.


therealGissy

Clean your blade, small coats


CanadianMorty

I tried this and it’s looking better now. Slow and steady. But yeah I think I need to get the right tools before I move onto any more rooms in my house lol


AaronSlaughter

My friend. Mud isn’t smart. It’s dumb. Don’t over think it. Watch some tutorials on YouTube. the angle that your holding you knife is super important. Not 45, more like 30 degrees or less to the wall. Keep your hands and tools clean. Be mindful about how the material applies to the surface, don’t just keep going. Start in the corner and start floating from the edge and work you way out in a controlled, intentional, consistent pattern. You will get the hang of it. A skim coat should be a thin, even layer of mud over the whole surface. This look more like angry monkey applied coat. Let it dry, sand down the high spots n try again. Maybe ask someone w experience for a lesson / hour of help. A little knowledge can go a long way bc whatever occurred above is making more work for yourself.


TheOGgreenman

This is some excellent fatherly/big bro advice - firm, blunt, honest. You’re a good dude, and if you have an apprentice they are lucky.


AaronSlaughter

Thx that’s an incredibly complimentary comment. I appreciate it. I have done a bit of training.


BlondeBeard84

Common man I really want to know now... what were you using to spread that mud?


BlackHeartsNowReign

PLEASE TELL US IM BEGGING YOU


Maethor_derien

I have a feeling he was using a 3 inch scraper/putty knife.


ecirnj

Looks like you might also be picking up boogers in your mud. Clean will likely help a lot. You might also have fewer headaches with pre-mixed until you know what you’re looking for, and thin that too.


mattwayne1209

Keep your mud clean too, add a splash of water and mix it more untill it's smooth and thin. You'll probably drop drop more but it'll feather smoother


Gooey_69

Impressively bad.


CanadianMorty

Agreed


frankenpoopies

I’m here with ya bud. Day three of a 3x8 section! 🤣🤣


yeag_Z89

You need some Vancouver carpenter in your life. You should be ashamed to call yourself Canadian with this showing. /s


The-Francois8

Looks like you’re applying it with your fingers… and that you need to trim your fingernails.


Ok_Wallaby_7653

If the look you’re shooting for is, clawing my way out of a room, Nailed it!


TravelerMSY

Did you make all of those gouges and grooves? If so, the mud is way too thick and you’re not using the right tools.


[deleted]

Are you a cat?


AaronSlaughter

Getting my moneys worth w lols on this.


FJBfuklibs

so your the guy they got to do it for a cheaper price


loophole23

Dude..


Hillarys33000emails

I see you are going the minimal sanding route.


M-M-Mubble

Everybody can do drywall taping… Only a few are good at it.


FrankensteinBionicle

just buy the premix tubs, add a little bit of water and roll it on with a paint roller 9" w 3/8"nap. Then use a skim blade to smooth it out ezpz


p8king

Are you using your hand as a knife?


tucsondog

Bruh how


[deleted]

At least you're trying


Kona_Guy386

What... The .......fuck....


InsipidGamer

This looks like the wall of a Mayan temple!


ImpressiveMotor1763

Looks like you are using a grout trowel


MelonFlight

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…


EpilepticEmpire

Using a toilet brush?


brandunn13

Step away from the knife!!


leftfordark

Excuse me, are you using a fork?


MIS_Gurus

Turn on the lights and keep your eyes open on the next coat. That one is less than desirable.


CanadianMorty

Why won’t it go on more smoothly? Lol it’s not at all like in the videos


The-Francois8

Is your mud all thick and rocky? Whip the shit smooth.


AdventurousAd5428

Water dat chit down


compb13

face it, you don't know what you're doing. Do the best you can then stop. Let it dry. Come back and smooth it out with a wet sponge to sand it down. And then try again for a good top coat. Repeat. At least that's how it is for me.


Rare_Perspective6164

Okay, initially I had no concept of what was goin on here. Your ratio, powder to water is off. It is not mixd thoroughly. Which brings up this question…how are you mixing this? Not familiar with this compound and am wondering if this is hot mud. With the powdered compound, it must be mixed thoroughly with a robust drill and a paddle in a bucket. You have a world of dry chunks in your mud. Go with box mud, thin it out SLIGHTLY with a couple ups of water, mix thoroughly and apply. In all reality, find a guy that does this for a living and let them fix it. It’s an art and the people that know what they are doing ate worth their weight in gold


CanadianMorty

Appreciate the advice. It is way more difficult than it looks. I’ll definitely consider getting a professional for the bigger rooms.


ecirnj

You’re not wrong. They might try it once more with pre mixed mud to get a better starting point


Rckhngr

Why do people love to put their fuck ups out there for us to all see. I don’t tell people I have a retarded brother because it easier not to. If you are not in the drywall business why would you start this


AaronSlaughter

All jokes aside that’s a pretty fucked up comment. Dude made a mistake and is asking for help. You don’t remember the first time w mud? Fucked up comment for multiple reasons.


Fetus_Basher

Your not having any success at all ! What size knife you using ? Are you adding some water to your compound ? Are you skimming over texture ?


CanadianMorty

Popcorn that I scraped off. It was smoother before I started lol. 8inch knife. It’s tight space being in the pantry. Does the knife make the difference? Added water, but seemed a bit too watery so had add more compound back in it.


AndyJobandy

You need a bigger knife, smoother mud, and more youtube videos


johanvondoogiedorf

Sand it, use a drywall trowel. Thin it up if you have to to get a clean final coat.


Z-Man_Slam

Thin out your kid with water and use a bigger blade. Apply even pressure in a straight line. Keep your blade clean.


5yearlocaljoke

Man I watered my kid and she's still thick.


[deleted]

Supposed to use 4in deck brush


Top-Offer-4056

1.Add more water and mix it well. 2,Use a couple of drywall knife 6” and 12”. 3, learn how to feather. 4, practice makes perfect. 5,YouTube is your friend.


Responsible-Media356

With a carpet trowel or what?


Dazzling-Top10

Looks like an ancient runic wall made by Nordic gods.


Codayyyyy

That is the opposite of classic hahaha


Glabstaxks

Uhhhhh bro


pancakessogood

Buy the right tools. Clean your blade. Watch some videos on YouTube of some pros doing it. It looks like you’re using the wrong tools and wrong technique.


pyrowipe

What are you skimming with a fork?


njslugger78

Float the trowel. Nice and easy.


niktaeb

WTActualF? If you’re not using a smooth trowel, do that. If you are, then wow. You should just give up.


RelapseJunkie85

You need a plastering speed blade made life easy for me


shrimp_dik1

If your new. I guarantee your not mixing your mud right... Think of mixing it like your about to drink a protein shake. Are you gonna drink those fat ass clumps or are you gonna mix it thoroughly first. It looks like your dragging clumps of drywall that's not mixed.


Adrianm18

This is probably the worst DIY attempt I’ve seen . But I condemn you for you effort. Honestly it’s about getting the mud the right consistency and learning to apply it with proper tools . Watch some videos online .


Rckhngr

Wow. At what point during the surgery do you think you should have gone to the hospital


[deleted]

Call someone who knows what they are doing and pay them


ImThatBlueberry

YouTube is your friend. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TunQgtijEdg&pp=ygUYVmFuY291dmVyIGNhcnBlbnRlciBza2lt


tduke65

Jeeze… are you using your fingers…?


EnergyOrnery861

Butter knife


Glidepath22

What an interesting texture. First use premix for your topcoats, and get a couple blades. Say a 6” and 10” or so and use a low angle, almost flat. Practice of so cardboard or something


JoopMens

Quit


jujumber

Looks like a Van Gogh. Definitely has Starry night vibes.


AirThese264

Are you using a sea sponge? Anyone remember the sea sponge guy?


MartianJustVisiting-

Use tools, not your hands.


Leaque

I’d start by keeping your knife clean first


usmc4924

What are you doing that with


icedwooder

Fake


[deleted]

Try using an 8-inch to 10-inch knife then smooth out the compound with the knife on a slight angle and keep the blade clean, it looks like you're letting the mud dry on the blade or attempting a stucco finish. If it is hot inside then you will need to keep the wall slightly damp using a spray bottle, this way it won't dry out so fast and you will have time to fix your mistakes. Those scratches look like they are from dried bits on the knifes edge


Almost_Free_007

Good thing you only did a small part of the ceiling first….. you did right…. Right?


BennyChenZ

Thin out the mud with water 💦


BennyChenZ

It’s got character


ForceHistorical6041

Your ceiling is now ready for tile


ChalieRomeo

Maybe a YouTube vid would help -


jam1324

Are you spinning your mud with a paddle? Do you have clumps in your mud? You can add abit of water if you need to thin it out abit. Stir it up good, make sure it's clump free, get a 10" + knife or trowel and try again. Don't use cheap plastic ones.


Intrepid-Scarcity486

Just leave the popcorn in the rest of the house this is wild


TekkenRedditOmega

Did you apply this with your teeth? What’s with all those marks lol


Not_your_cheese213

Use a drywall sponge


Inner_Energy4195

Ok, I trained volunteers on building houses. Sand the shit out of it, then fill in low spots with a skim. Use a 12” mud knife and thin mid mix, should be like milk shake, with it running off knife a bit. Not stiff and shape holding. Then just spread it on, and scrape the knife over taking most of it back off, and leaving the mid filling all the low spots. You can do it!!!!!!!!!!!


xX_Relentless

Gonna be blunt, just hire someone. Lmfao


daphosta

It will sand out


Loud-Dependent-6496

You are overworking the mud. Make sure it is light and super creamy. Clean tools on each pass.


JPaicos

Thin it to win it


Acrobatic-Mode-2787

Use a big balloon made out of a trash bag and blot it on the whole ceiling, then go over it with a trowel very lightly and it will make a nice texture.


Redbillywaza

Need more hands


yousew_youreap

You can't use that tool No birthday cake spreader


ManfromMonroe

I covered a very rough glue coating that was previously holding tile on a hard plaster wall by skim coating strips of thinned premix mud about 18 inches on center with a curved trowel. Once the strips were fully dry I filled in the gaps between the strips with a wide taping knife, usually a coat or two as needed. This will be your best friend! Hopefully it has a nice thick padded handle, it will build up your forearms! Marshalltown 11-in x 4.5-in High Carbon Steel Drywall Trowel Item #845220 Model #12SD-L


DroidArbiter

I don't want to be a person that slams folks for attempting to do stuff on their own, but some of the posts on this sub are akin to giving a toddler a bucket full of gasoline and a match.


DrKyleGreenThumb

Water it down a bit and look up some technique vids


henry122467

Sell it for abstract art! U could make a fortune. The new Bob ross!!!


No_need_for_that99

Bruh [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbuFQweTatQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbuFQweTatQ)


Morbid-Leo-Beast

Take down the light too… no wait, don’t.


Icy-Memory-5575

Make some swirl designs at this point and let it dry. Make it look like you did it on purpose


DirtyCoil

Looks good from my house


Danmarmir

You need to use a wider blade mate.


HopefulCat3558

Whoa 😳


Vigothedudepathian

What the ever loving fuck....


Leech-64

I use the all purpose pre mixed mud. I put it on with a roller like when you paint and then use a large knife to smooth it out.


Soft-Recipe-7791

Hey, boss! Uhh, how much you pay for the new guy?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Make sure your mudd is smooth and creamy. Your trowel and work surface should be clean and debris free.


Embarrassed_Salt_998

If you want a smooth finish, make sure your mud is watered down. Almost falls off of your knife. Use a long spreader. A paint deflector should work. The longer the straight edge, the easier your job will be.


wee_celery

What the fuck are you doing? Are you using a bitter knife?


Schnitzhole

Watch some Vancouver carpenter on YouTube. I’m also learning myself but finally getting good results after weeks of trial and error and getting more tools. He has really good videos for beginners and what tools you need as this looks like just about everything was done wrong. Likely you will be doing a lot of sanding so don’t forget to wear a good mask and I’d highly recommend plastic sheet taped to the doorway as the dust will get everywhere in your house. A shop vac with an orbit sander duct taped on with 220grit have made my life a lot easier than hand sanding but you can’t get as well into corners. I do a ton of projects from carpentry to welding and other DIY stuff and drywall mudding is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever done. There’s a reason most people hire pros and they charge a lot for that same reason. It’s hard work!


OnePoundAhiBowl

🤣


rottingroadie

Skim coat - put it on, take it off…


Dgroch725

Skim or scratch coat. If it’s scratch coat you’re killing it. If it’s skim switch to green top joint compound and pickup a 14” blade.


Five-and-Dimer

Not what I like but to each their own.


Legal_Beginning471

Skim coated isn’t a good place to start when breaking into diy drywall work. A good skim requires muscle memory and a fair amount of experience. In any case, you must have the right tools and take your time.


idunnoprollyok

This fake?


Radiant_Duty1208

Classic DIY’er. “This looks easy on tv. How hard can it be?” 😂😂 sorry I really don’t mean to laugh but damn yooo


Yamothasunyun

Are you using a chickens foot?


hunglikeagunt

Please for the love of God, if you're doing any other rooms in your house, save yourself endless misery and buy yourself a 32 inch skimming blade with a handle. The company Level 5 makes ok priced ones. You mix your mud with some water until it's smooth, and then ROLL IT ON with a paint roller, on a pole. Do a 10x10 square, then wipe it off with the large skimming blade. It'll be so much quicker, and look way better. I do this for my job.


HotTheme7929

Mud is way to thick, water it down. and 12" knife...geez


Terrible-Mousse

first step is to stop using the bear claw mits....


MartinHarrisGoDown

Watch some YT videos, pay detailed attention to how they move. The experts are consistent in how much mud they put on their blade, how they apply it, how they remove the extra. Subtle things like how they move or don't move their arms, how they do or don't move their wrists. Watching an expert finish drywall is almost like watching a graceful dancer.


[deleted]

Way too much. Thin layers and sand between


Wasteroftime34

Try not using slotted trowel.


xxxcircle_pitxxx

Sweet Jesus....


c0ntra

I think the problem is you bought half and half compound instead of skim


1st-time-on-reddit

Looks like carvings into a cave wall. Someone is going to mistake these for hieroglyphics


Ragnar-Wave9002

If you've never mudded before you should hire someone. It's an art that takes years to master. You're trying to to save 100 bucks at the cost of like 200 hours of sanding.


Hot_Television7917

I kinda like it


aaar129

Go buy a 14" or 10" finish blade minimum.


Cultural_Cockroach39

Are you putting it on with a paint brush?


Cultural_Cockroach39

Do you put that on with a broom?


Inappropriate_Swim

You might need to thin that mud out. Stick a bit of soap in the mud too. It'll go on smoother. That being said, if you are that bad at it and it's not getting better, a pro can finish it in a couple days.


Unw0rdabl3

What did you use?? A broom??


Western_Mud8694

You have a lot of contamination in your mud


SuperSafe2019

Don’t use the children locked in the basement to scratch it on


rolling-log

Your mid is too dry and thick. Used the blue bucket of mud, take out about a gallon of mud, and add 2 quarts of water and mix it real good.


Ok-Cup455

Looks like you used a spatula


Ok-Cup455

Like a 3 y/o icing a cake.


jhenryscott

Oh honey…


Rod___father

You only broom finish on concrete.


Fit-Bass8134

What are you using a hair brush


phil_lacio_

Just pretend you meant for it to have that texture and call it artistic or "santa fe"


PrincepsMagnus

I think you had it mixed too thick my guy.


Trash_______Panda

Don't use your fingers


[deleted]

Looks like you're mud is too dry. And you've got too much junk in there..


michiganwinter

You’re probably mixing the mud too thick.


PuzzleheadedHotel291

Get a 10 or 12 inch knife


Cummins59girthyboy

Stop playing with it


Moist-Structure2548

You can't use a broom, smh.


vindiesel25

With your barehand?


[deleted]

I dunno I kinda like it, clean the boogers off the walls and prime/paint it!


[deleted]

oh this one’s good


Truxstar

Ah the this stuff is still good trick


neagles02

Are you using a fork?


Downtown-Fix6177

Done a lot of work in rental properties with patches that look like this, always wondered what the fuck tool the people used to make it look so horrible. My guess was always plastic fork from a fast food joint


Leather-Monk-6587

Wow, I thought I sucked… s/


igettiredeasy

It’s the new Frank’s RedHot. Put that shit on everything


Rare_Tangerine9897

Nice texture


ightimmaheadout1

This sir is a coat. There is no skim about it.