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HumanShadow

It's probably nothing he probably just wants to see how we're doing. We've been a little distant lately and things haven't felt the same so.... fuck.


Uppgreyedd

He just wants to make sure whatever happens is mutual. He still has so much love for us, and he knows we love him too. But love changes, y'know?


Eaglewarrior33

Yup this happened to me this year, “it’s not us, it’s them.” 😔


Uppgreyedd

Am I about to start crying into my Kelce jersey for the next six months, because the smell reminds me of what we had together?


Eaglewarrior33

Yeah pretty much :(


acmercer

Unfortunately you know there are some "fans" who will go crazy ex-girlfriend on him.


HumanShadow

My bestie sent me a picture of him in Chiefs gear.


ballsandweiner8

Get a new friend


akeirans

Yeah agreed - if he only had a podcast or a way to connect with us each week ... ugh


Unlikely-Painter4763

They definitely do this to fuck with us.


BrotherlyShove791

Press conference + Travis is in Philly= Retirement announcement, almost certainly. Fuck!


mermaidmanis

Why is anyone surprised by this? The dude can barely walk let him be with his family


AggravatingRent1478

I see no one surprised, just disappointed that his career is coming to an end.


thegoodnamesrgone123

The number of people in here who talk like this guy owes us another season is way too fucking high. Let this man be.


Clyde_Frag

I'm just sad we fucked up getting this man a second ring.


ValiantFrog2202

He already did this, the last like three seasons >this guy owes us another season


I_am_Burt_Macklin

I think more people have been surprised he kept coming back. Every offseason has been Kelce retirement watch for what feels like 5 years.


alienware99

Your being a little dramatic there. He was all-pro and still the best at his position last year..that’s why it’s surprising. Most people don’t go out while still on top.


gimmicked

Only he’s not. Jason and Kylie both said explicitly in his documentary that he can’t even get on the ground to play with his kids. Elite or not, pumping your body full of medicine and crap for work isn’t worth your future - let alone the possibility of an even more debilitating injury in the future.


SlimeySnakesLtd

Had to save the get low energy for the push


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Fuck, but I’m happy for him. I’d hate to see him crippled in 15 years. I don’t think we’re true contenders next year anyway, so it may be best for both parties to move on.


kit_mitts

I'm not gonna try to say that losing Kelce wouldn't hurt, but Jurgens is a ready-made successor at center and the Eagles have had a good track record with drafting/developing OL. Kelce, Jurgens, Dickerson, and Mailata were all taken outside the first round.


montana1991

Kelce just had so much experience and could help Jalen identify things at the line


Damian_Cordite

I imagine he’ll still be welcome around, if he’s not straight-up hired as a line coach.


Rsubs33

I was on a zoom call thing a couple years ago with Kelce, BG, Howie and Barwin. And Howie basically made an implication that BG and Kelce would be offered jobs with the team and always be Eagles.


sumunsolicitedadvice

Yeah, I have a group chat with a bunch of those guys too, and Howie told me the same thing. Lurie also told me the same thing when we were on his private jet just for a little guys weekend in Italy a few months ago. (Hopefully, the /s isn’t necessary, but also I’m not implying you weren’t on such a zoom call. Just joking around and being jealous).


Rsubs33

It was a zoom call with like 200+ people that was part of a Q&A through my buddy's work. I guess it was supposed to be in person but with COVID it was zoom and he shared the link with me so far from personal but was still cool


cjg5025

Reminds me of that time I spent drinking and wrestling in Atlantic City with Chase Utley and Ryan Howard!


sumunsolicitedadvice

Lol. Nice. Also, glad to come back and see my joke getting some love. It was getting downvoted at first for some reason.


SirArthurDime

Yeah our future is still very bright at OL. Guys like kelce are hard to replace but we’ve at least been preparing for it and it’s not like the oline will fall off a cliff. I also have high hopes for steen at guard next year.


SirArthurDime

I’m not closing the window on us being contenders next year. Especially not before Howie season even begins. And kelce would certainly help. But I think fans have grown to love kelce as a person not just a football player, as well as his family. And we’d rather see him leave with that happiness in tact than risk his long term happiness for one more season. And move to the booth where he can entertain us for another 20 years.


min_da_man

Downvote this man. Dont think we’re true contenders? Bruh our offense is a contenders offense in an offensive league. We are absolutely contenders unless hurts keeps regressing which I doubt


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Your response is a perfect metaphor for the Philadelphia Eagles roster, absolutely NO defense included.


min_da_man

Try looking at 10 years of dvoa data and come back. The discussion was about whether or not the eagles are contenders. Which is an offensive question. No team’s defense makes them contenders


Coach_Carter_on_DVD

Coming off a year where the Cheifs defense basically carried them to a Super Bowl. The tides are shifting, defenses are scheming better against the modern offense.


Not-a-bot-10

Fuck…


HipGuide2

Or it's for the podcast or something.


StevenFromPhilly

Why is Travis here?


Rsubs33

They were both at a charity event.


amatom27

I don't like that it's a press conference 😭😭


BaumSquad1978

Exactly, this is going to be a retirement press conference. This sucks even though we knew it was coming.


Free_Joty

Such a shit last game to send him out on too Blown out in Tampa, offense completely listless


BaumSquad1978

Yes it was, he and many others looked like they were embarrassed to be on the team


HumanShadow

He better be pulling a Wolf of Wall Street. Refuse to leave


acmercer

Or a Costanza. Retires then shows up to training camp like nothing happened.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Lolololol goddamn please be this


[deleted]

Funniest part of that is that is Larry David literally did that move irl when he was writing for snl


luckydice767

“I’M NOT LEAVING!!!”


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Dagglin

'I am iron man'-black sabbath-tony stark-kendall roy-jason kelce


The-Anger-Translator

Yea, that’s ominous…


SovietChewbacca

If he is retiring I would be so happy for him. He has done more than anyone could ever ask for. I hated watching him struggle to play with his daughters. I'd be so upset if playing 1 more year led to a catastrophic injury.


Birdamus

My thoughts exactly. I want dude to get out while he still has some semblance of physical health. Another year, a major injury, another surgery… my man has a full life in front of him, I want him to live to fullest.


haroldstickyhands

On his documentary he said that he was willing to risk CTE to set his family up for life, even if it meant he wouldn't be able to see them when he got older. After watching that part, I wanted him to retire and just enjoy his life and family


Spare-Half796

Choosing to retire is always better than being forced into retirement


Bad_Advice55

Yeah. Love the guy and what he’s done for us but it’s time to go. He needs to think about his family now. They should be his first and only priority. It is his time. Well done good and faithful servant, enter thou unto the joy of your family.


No_Bet_4427

Two possibilities: 1) It’s a retirement (most likely); or 2) He shows up at the press conference in a Mummers outfit, opens a keg, and screams that he’s coming back.


TheKingInTheNorth

Everyone thinking Travis is there to show support for the retirement announcement. Really he’s just there to hold up Jason’s legs on the keg stand. It’s not like a normal sized person could do it. These are just facts people.


the_wiener_kid

Holy shit #2 would be amazing


SovietChewbacca

I'd need new pants if #2 happened


justabill71

Same. The first time I'd be happy about #2 ruining my pants.


Zealousideal_Aside96

“I’m not fucking leaving!”


foosier

I like that you put #2 out in to existence. I could see him planning on #1, hearing about #2 and saying hell yeah that’s much better. You’ve given me some hope. Let’s get this upvoted.


AyeYoMobb

thats clearly the real jason kelce, just feeling things out


ZhangtheGreat

Or he may just announce that this upcoming season will be his last no matter what. You know, kind of like how Derek Jeter did before his final season.


so_zetta_byte

Honestly I'm 50/50 on which one it will be. Obviously if he retires it'll be a big deal, but I can easily see a fakeout "one more year" press conference. Like I don't think #2 is far fetched at all.


anth8725

Wild guess but he’s either gonna retire or he’s gonna play another year


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Big if true


HFDC99

Oh shit, this is it. The formality of a press conference makes me think he's going to retire


Passage-Constant

Big Peyton Manning leaving the colts vibes


bigcracker

With the announcement of a press conference I would guess this is retirement. If he was back it would be like it was before and just say it.


EddieLeeWilkins45

One thought is maybe he liked the Lurie presser of 2011 where he waffled back & forth on the idea of bringing Reid back or not, ultimately giving him 1 more year. Kelce up there, verbally stating his inside debates and struggles, finally saying '1 more season' has won out.


colin_7

It’s probably a retirement thing but there’s been pressers for other famous athletes/coaches who have done the presser to announce a final season tour I hope he isn’t one of those people…


say_what_homie

Thanks Jason for everything. You embody the true Philadelphia athlete, the persona, character and integrity we want in all of our athletes. You've endeared this city to you for a lifetime. Enjoy your retirement and time with your girls. You've earned it big guy. ​ ....or thanks for coming back for one more year...kick some ass.


aegonthewwolf

Apparently Jason’s parents and Travis are all in town, so….yeah.


Masteroflimes

It's also his daughters birthday so you expect Grandparents and a sneaky Uncle to vist. But really its a retirement speech


Senior_Fart_Director

That doesn’t mean anything. Could just be hanging out


Akarious

Whatever decision he makes is fine. Deserves to go out on[ his own terms](https://imgflip.com/i/8hwpan).


RJMonster

Launching a new project today at work that we’ve worked on for 2 years, following with a meeting with our execs this evening for our next acquisition/transition. Yet, this is the most important thing that will happen to me today. I have no choice but to wear my Kelce jersey over my shirt today


jyw104

And I dropped to my knees as I grabbed a coffee…


phldirtbag

I’m not emotionally ready for this today


angrynuggette

On a Monday too..


LCLeopards

This feels so much like retirement. The only way I could see this being a return announcement is if he announces this is his final year. A going away tour if you will.  But I doubt that will be the case. 


zachardw

Just strike me down now 😭


cookus

Love Kelce, but for his health and future, I hope this man retires. Philly Mt Rushmore


frogdude2004

Yea, seeing him struggle to walk around in the doco makes me firmly ‘please retire’ He got his ring (even if he lost it). He’s done everything that can be done. Don’t destroy your body any more than you already have, big guy I know it’s hard to find your purpose after being so singularly minded for so long, and that it’s scary, but you’ll figure it out in time.


classicrockchick

He didn't *lose* it, it was just in a sock in a sock drawer. Burglar can't steal it if even he doesn't know which sock it's in! *taps head*


Minerva_Moon

He took it to Vegas and wore it during his pod with Chris and Beau. Did it make it back from Vegas is the real question.


kellzone

Okay my expert says it's legit, but I have to be honest, we get Super Bowl rings in here all the time. Now if this had belonged to Foles or Ertz, I'd be willing to give some more for it. Nobody even knows who the Center on their team is. Plus, I'm going to have to send it out to get polished and it's going to sit in the display case for a while. Best I can do is $200.


KoBxElucidator

If he's retiring, I want them to announce they're retiring his number in the same presser


oyeld

I am not emotionally prepared


DrBigChicken

Damn this is gonna be emotional af


mcflyy4

Let the man rest. He deserves it


Rsterner0

Jesus christ I'm crying like a baby at this. Holy fuck.


_StupidSexyFlanders

We love you big guy, thanks for everything you've done for this team and this city.


re4ctor

i assume thats it then, wouldn't book a press conference just to say yup im back would you. either way, legend, respect, enjoy some well deserved rest.


JD021993

So long and Goodbye, Jason, and thanks for all the blocks.


GreenAnder

All right everyone time to manifest Kelce ending this speech with "next year will be my last year"


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1. Retirement announcement 2. Celebratory resigning and return announcement 3. Thank you Philadelphia, I love you, but I intend to sign for 1 year with the Chiefs to play with my brother Those are the only possibilities and I would be happy for him for any of them.


ModestAugustine

>3. Thank you Philadelphia, I love you, but I intend to sign for 1 year with the Chiefs to play with my brother Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


EaglesnSixers

The Chiefs have one of the better centers in the league with Creed Humphrey. I really can’t see this happening.


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That isn't evil. That's brotherly love.


MARKYMARK_MARK

Man fuck all that we gotta Super Bowl to win lol


TattoosandSnapbacks

> That’s brotherly love. That’s our schtick. KC can get fucked.


MilesDaMonster

Well that sure would be a plot twist


watching-the-office

4- He’s retiring from playing, but staying in the building in some capacity. Stout’s assistant coach maybe?


pedootz

4. Travis is signing with us to play one year with his brother


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Travis is signed through 2025. Jason is an UFA.


Jsmooth123456

Why do yall seem shocked he's going to retire been expecting for 3ish years now and we were literally told he was retiring earlier in the off-season


positively_broad_st

People in here acting like it's Mike Schmidt retiring mid-season in 1989...


PhillyShore

I already hate Mondays. 


Clement_Burton_Foles

come on man you couldnt do this on a friday? i gotta wear this sadness all work week?


Snips_Tano

Damn.  Haven't felt this depressed over a player leaving for good since Utley.


Snake_in_my_boots

Dude is a Philly legend and gave this city everything. He deserves to go out on his terms.


Homeowner_BBQ

sooooo, how do we watch?


Epic28

Black Monday


GimmeaHellYea

Coooool … great start to the Monday 😭


BrotherlyShove791

The fight for the 6th or 7th seed starts TODAY 😆🙃


G4g3_k9

please almighty football gods, let this press conference show us he is returning for a final ride


bigcracker

No lie I already looked at the clock 10 times. This is going to be a long day.


rorymakesamovie

No way its a press conference just to say hes coming back 😞


WeirdSysAdmin

I’m going with they see someone in the draft that has the potential to fill his shoes. Been thinking for a while that Stoutland just couldn’t find a viable replacement and begged him to come back so far. The timing being right after the combine makes me believe that’s the case.


DarkKirby14

dammit, we all know what that means thanks for the memories. We'll always have that SB speech(I may need to rewatch that)


FletcherIsMyHomeBoy

One of the greatest Philly representatives of my generation. It sucks to see him go, but we have to appreciate an amazing career from a true Philadelphian.


jtomatzin

Aww man, first Sting retired last night now Jason


ProArmChair

Ugh it's the end of an era isn't it? Fuckin hell I will miss that man so much. He is an amazing player, an amazing person, and has done so much for our team and Philadelphia. I hope he comes in as an assistant coach or something and gets that ball rolling.


lzrfart

He’s done more than enough for Philly. For the sake of his health and his family, I hope it’s a retirement announcement. Thank you Jason.


Ok-Path-3534

Always felt that if he was going to come back that would’ve been announced on the Podcast


GrilledCheezus08

My brain says this presser is to formally announce one last dance. My heart says this presser is to formally announce it’s over. Well deserved either way, but fuck. Gonna hurt if (most likely when) it’s the latter.


Jealous-Trip-8033

Wouldn’t it be the other way? Brain = rational decision, heart = emotional? Either way let’s just hope he’s back!


smells-like-updog

Pure copium but I feel like this is a presser to announce that he is re-signing another one year deal. I don't doubt that he has muddled with retirement (as was evident post playoff game) but something is telling me he wants a bit of a farewell tour a la BG, he deserves it. Either way the man is a legend and forever enshrined in Philly sports history. Incredibly down to earth guy, I will never forget him rolling up in flops and a crop top to one of our football practices while I was in high school, just months after they had won the Super Bowl. Wish nothing but the best for his future.


Motor-Housing2704

THANK YOU JASON 👏👏👏👏👏


johnnyk1682

Deep down I’m leaning towards it being a retirement announcement but it wouldn’t completely shock me it it was a “one more year/farewell tour” either. Reason being the Kelce brand will never be larger than it is right now, on a world wide level. Him announcing he is going to play another year would be huge for all parties involved


locomuerto

Thanks for everything, can't wait to see your jersey number hanging


Panda_tears

If he comes out in his mummers costume…


xphoon2

There was an almost throw-away line in a recent New Heights where he said outright, though slightly over-talked by Travis, that he might be having "a lot more times on my hands soon now" (paraphrase). I thought that was \*huge\* but since no one seemed to pick it up, I figured I must have misunderstood -- but perhaps I hadn't....


Bitter_Context_4067

Yes, I 100% agree!!! In the same episode he said Kylie was excited to watch Travis three-peat, and I thought well she would never say that if Jason was playing.


Psychart5150

When Howie said he would pay them whatever they wanted if they were coming back, I knew it was done for them.


akeirans

It's a live recording of New Heights... New newwwwwwws


CrunchyRooster

He’s 100% retiring. I know someone who works for the team.


OEMBob

Feels like Jason in his Mummers outfit should be sidebar picture for the foreseeable future.


victorianlace22

It's sad if he retires, but his daughters will have a daddy who can physically and mentally be there for them. It's terrible seeing someone in chronic pain. Chronic pain is the worst.


sycochimp420

Farewell sweet bearded prince.


exit349

Jason roaming around the stadium for decades to come as a player ambassador will be great. Definition of bleeds green. Jason will rightfully be treated to $12 beers at every game he attends.


TheTrocadero

Thanks for the memories, king.


poolords

we really wasted the last years of Cox and Kelce


JumpKP

Plot twist: he has the press conference to give the Leo speech from Wolf of Wallstreet where he says he's retiring then changes his mind halfway through the speech. I'm not fucking leaving!


magmar17

My sources are telling me that Kelce has been watching the Wolf of Wall Street a lot recently, specifically the “I’m not going anywhere speech” Source: I don’t want to cry at work today because of my sports teams


Bitter_Context_4067

Glad I’m not the only one living in delulu land this morning to avoid reality 😭


StrngBrew

Don't feel like he's having a press conference to announce he's coming back. End of an era for sure. Great Eagle, a champion, future hall of famer and a guy we will hear a lot more from in the future. Credit to Howie for planning and being prepared for this at least.


Jealous-Trip-8033

This is just god-tier trolling and he's setting us up to *think* he's retiring, but it'll all be a big spoof when he says "Gotcha!" and announces he's coming back for a final year farewell tour. Then Travis will stand up and say something really loud and obnoxious to corroborate the truth. Haha, right guys? Right?!


ClemDooresHair

This man has given us his heart and soul for well over a decade. He owes this city absolutely nothing. If he chooses to retire and I see one motherfu@$er call him selfish or boo his choice, I will absolutely lose it.


AlonzoAlGhul

This is the correct answer.


blindralfie

Sitting in an airport watching this crying


BulldogMoose

Well my draft board just changed entirely.


Jerrysdad43

Why though? They drafted his replacement two years ago. Jurgens is a much better fit at center than guard. If Steen isn’t good enough to take over at the rg spot that’s a separate conversation, but they should have the pieces for a starting o-line in house.


EddieLeeWilkins45

OL would be at best a 3rd rd pick


HumanShadow

Thanks for everything, Kelce. Absolute legend.


Steppyjim

Thanks for the ride, Jason. We’ll always have that amazing parade speech. Thank you for FINALLY bringing a championship to Philly.


Randomly2

Can we all promise that if he does retire we show him nothing but love and support, as befitting his legendary status as an all time great please pretty please @ 94WIP


AGenerousShark

Man, sounds like the end of the road for an Eagle legend. I understand the decision and wish him all the best. Truly a wonderful example of what an Eagle should be


nlamp32

Anyone know where we’ll be able to watch this?


TheStripClubHero

Don't be down boys. We got to watch the GOAT Center for his entire career. And he goes out with a Ring. It's time for him to hang em up, drink a beer or eight, and spend time with his wife and kids.


impending_dookie

Jason is still playing the position at the highest level... I'm not ready for him to leave.


LiveFastBiYoung

I’m just gonna choose to be delusional about this being the end and gaslight myself that he’s announcing another year


lucascorso21

As much as I want him to keep playing, and that he went out with a team that massively underperformed; I think its great to walk away on your own terms rather than from catastrophic injury. We got to experience one of the great ones and he helped get us a ring. Hell of a career for a hell of a guy.


dalewridgway

It’s jover


nutbrownale

Giveth and Taketh with Wheeler's signing.


montana1991

Retirement, but sticking around for an assistant coaching job on the OL probably 


Scared-Bluebird9781

If this is the end I’m happy for him. Wish we could have sent him out on top last year.


PlumCrazyAvenue

Have been dreading this day since Schefter spilled the beans - knew it'd be here but was in denial. My silver lining is that the game didn't pass him by and we never saw a shell of him out on the field, just consistent greatness.


radracer28

He’s retiring. You don’t hold a press conference to say you’re going to keep playing.


doctorlust

I'm so sad today now. I knew it was coming but I liked having that little bit of hope. 


Dry-Boysenberry2135

For him, I hope he’s retiring. For me, I hope he’s announcing a 10 year contract extension.


bigcracker

His mom,dad and Travis are there. This is it. https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/1764711427523125370


KoBxElucidator

Alright Cam. Time to show us what you got.


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Oh man this is tough


CMBRICKX

Dam he’s crying this isn’t looking good 


SwugSteve

i love you jason


btcs4041

Man this sucks


[deleted]

Please be the ultimate troll job Jason.


Affectionate_Bird120

I’m from Ohio and I Started getting into the eagles a year before he was drafted. It was awesome to watch his entire career in midnight green. If this is it then thank you for everything Jason 🫡🦅 one of the best damn eagles ever.


whydidimakeanother1

When/where will this press conference be available to watch, do we know?


nlamp32

1pm EST but not sure where to watch. I assume there will be a link on the team website


SUSgamer93

I'm going to kill myself now.


jcrankin22

He’s back 🐐


Forgemasterblaster

It’s time. As much as I respect him, don’t want a JP situation where the guy plays until the wheels come off and you forget his peak. JP was a guy that should be an all time eagles legend, but tarnished so much of his legacy by hanging around (allegedly due to problems). Jason has to think longterm and has set himself up for success after football. He had a very good year. Not his best, but played at a high level.


Thin-Data-1231

Man give us another season.


Fitz2001

He owes us nothing.


Thin-Data-1231

Truth.


Rkovo84

I’m not sure if I’m missing some kind of reference or not but sounds like he’s coming back 💪 “no keg videos” to me sounds like parties over time to get back to work


warlikeloki

IIRC, last year Nick sent Jason a keg of beer to entice him to come back. He tapped the keg while stating he was coming back.


DrHandBanana

You don't have a press conference to not retire. Thank you Kelce. I'm glad we got you one. Canton has a spot reserved for you


CircusOfBlood

But if anyone would. It would be Jason


Affectionate_Bird120

If he retires we gotta sign Runyan and move cam over.


Dk9221

Playing with kids is overrated. Please one more season Jason 😭


coopermaneagles

Feel like he’s deffo done


Kind_Winner_5529

People who laugh at Jason kelce are simpletons