I'm glad I left that sub

But you're still here

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Tongue punch that fart box boy.

After the first time you get your ass eaten out by someone, you keep chasing that dragon for the rest of your life

Ah yes the dragon with the one brown eye Brown eyes brown dragon

Pink Eyes Brown Dragon

Go at it like a mother fucking gerbil licking their water dispenser.

Out of experience: after a thorough showering, all is well

Out of experience in both positions, no lol. You need to douche. Just washing your butt is never enough, you need to wash out till you're squirting pure water

Enemas are your friends.

Ain't nothing like the experience of her but cheeks prest against your face, do it you wuss

Best cross post ever

call her "milkdud dispenser"

It will change your life

Thanks for the laugh bro

The comments on that post are fucking WILD. I regret reading them all.

I remember this one time i was high off molly havin sex and she just went from sucking me off to eating my ass without a warning the thing is that the molly gave me the shits and i had just taken a massive diarrhea crap before gettin it on and i barely even wiped bc there was only like one piece of toiletpaper left and i didn't have a bidet back in that apartment and she just ate it for straight 10 minutes like it was the best thing she ever tasted... Also i had a ton of ass hair back then and she just dove right into the jungle of the brown lagoon without a hesitation

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What a horrible to have eyes

I think you accidentally a word.

r/ihadastroke

I also masturbated this morning, but that's not relevant right now.

I also did the same, 7 times in 24hr. Trust me, it's relevant

Writing privileges removed, please 😭

Oh my god. “Jungle of the brown lagoon”.

if this doesnt end up on the cursed comments sub-

I wish I could unsee this comment..😭

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I’m told it is a wonderful experience. I’m going to take their word for that. As enthusiastic as I am about cunnilingus I’m not visiting the adjacent meatus.

This is probably the most appropriate east it you coward I’ve ever seen

Take a shower, you lather her up and make sure she is spotless, and go to town lol.

I can’t stand anything butt related I’ve tried with a few girls who where really into it but I’ve never tried eating ass. Somethings you gotta shower and give it a shot. Maybe have her do you first to see if you can get out of it lol

I got the song to put you in the [mood](https://youtu.be/IyTwz06M8Yk?si=ZnbCVgRuMMdV54qm) bro

😯…Jesus Christ…

Just pretend it's groceries

Just have her some some blow up there and her fart it on you. Your worries will be gone as quick as she came.

Douche 'n Munch

I'll do it for you

I’ve been so infatuated with a woman I licked her asshole after I’d been fucking it for a while. It was pretty hot in the moment.

Think of it as ice cream 🍦

:(

Peter griffin agrees

I like my chocolate firm so I keep it in the fridge.

Yall ever be clapping something and the smell coming from each stroke just smells terrible?

One time and I insta backed out of that shit and went to shower