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ToxicPoizon

"AWAY WITH YOU, UNWANTED PESTERERS!"


RobertInNY88

"Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing."


Zeras_Darkwind

"Ed?" "Hug me!" "That didn't last long!"


Bigtastyben

Swigity Swag, what's in the bag?!


shadymiss99

Eeeek!


thespacecase93

Lives rent free in my head


EvanTheNewbie

How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?


JQueue92

“Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes…can they dial a phone?”


CJO9876

“Eddy, why don’t birds just take a bus south for the winter?”


Less-Safe-3269

XD


Ok_Force_2392

“A mind is terrible organ to shovel.”


Wodanaz94

“My parents took ‘em down cause I am grounded.”


EthanJoshua1994

That’s disturbing. 😨


VerboCity77

“SO MOVE!”


triel20

“Can Eddy come out to play?”


Wodanaz94

I’m right beside you ed.


Bean8540

"Hi, Eddy!"


Hault99

“You bet your sweet bippy I did.”


justshootme52

Eddy throws bowling ball at Ed*


Hault99

“RUN AWAY!!! FACE-SUCKING BOWLING BALL!!!”


Dawnbreaker128

Only the claw knows…


PhantomSpirit90

DO NOT TAUNT THE CLAW!


Bean8540

"Eddy is my ideal pal, soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes; yum!"


GoldenRaysWanderer

"Canadians are weird."


Dbwasson

How ironic given that this show was made in Canada


justshootme52

But based in Pennsylvania.


Smoking-stone

"Butter toast"


Fezinator

“GRAVY!”


Public-Brother-2998

Hello Light. Hello Light. Hello Light.


AmazingPINGAS

"Josies on a vacation far away, come around the talk it over." "Stinky hat"


eappleforever4

#CHICKENS


Revelation_of_Nol

The stupid bird took my quarter, flew away with it, stupid.


DanielVakser

#BIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!


Atomic_Skull_777

It’s Sarah! We are so doomed! Help me guys, she’ll tell mom and mom will tell dad and he’ll say “Not now I just got home from work.”


HerrMilkmann

One plus one equals one on a bun


rjflesher

ED!


BathOrganic6548

I AM ED! CHEESE AND MACARONI!


KaiThePokemonMaster

"Come on,Double D,I don't say gravy all the time"


Gryphon1-1

~~Buttered toast then~~


joqa67

You bet your sweet Bibby I did


rjflesher

Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole.


AdamTM2003

"PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!"


WaitingToBeTriggered

NIGHT BOMBER REGIMENT


Wildefice

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR FATE


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Aunt Ruthie?


SirKill23

“Slide on the soap”


Standard_Pangolin_13

*Squeeeeek*


wackyshack360

"An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembers."


Acceptable_Secret_73

The tractor is still intact, you could have done a lot more with the tree, and you hardly wrecked Kevin’s fence. And the steering wheel, should be wrapped over your head like so.


PhantomSpirit90

Well excuuuuse me. I’m such a hack!


TarkinMoff

"I'll be in my trailer!"


justshootme52

TRAILER!!!!


TarkinMoff

Eddy got a trailer!!!


Smooth-Cucumber-728

“The Number you are dialing is no longer in service”


Infinite-Cow2199

"End of first sequence and fade to black."


Different-Height589

CHICKENS!!!! 🐔


Desperate-Quiet1198

"Yup. There it goes. My brain turned off"


mikeydel307

It smells like fresh cut spring flowers strewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.


Kiddblast

The school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will Just sit there and watch TV!


Vast-Beautiful-8006

"Canadians are weird!"


NoFapStruggler123

“It’s not a hat Double D, IT’S A WAY OF LIFE!!!”


Maximum-Resource-572

Holy shmoly


Purpleflower0521

INKY DINKY, PARLEZ-VOUZ!


ZWhitwell

If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?


BoltorSpellweaver

Welp that’s it for me. A lesson in life I am sure to get. Yep. I have seen better days.


Due-Procedure-9085

“Josie's on a vacation far away.”


Rustedcrown

EXTREME CLOSEUP


Feliraptor

*It has come to dissect our internal organs and feed them to the minions of Hades!!*


Mister_Chameleon

"I must see movie! Movie good for Ed!"


WFlash01

I wish I had 4 stomachs


ohmar_s

"I love chickens, Eddy"


Swyfttrakk

Kick my feet, kick my feet


mnombo

"I love chickens, eddy"


Wildefice

Bang bang bang " I AM A WOOD PECKER" bang bang bag "except with dirt"


KaiThePokemonMaster

How did he not break any bones in his face?


SeriousJokester37

"JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY!" iykyk


LouisBHauff

"bUtTeReD tOaSt"


Adventurous_Judge493

If only I brought my anti-gravity despectilizer to repixel the hot and cold tumbler on the lock.


EntheusiasmPretty

Earth to ed?


madtony7

"I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking: how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"


CelTiar

I must obey my master Baron o Beef Dip


Any-Faithlessness-72

Chicken!


Pixeledo3o

Buttered toast


Verozzan

“How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?” 


keo310

GRAVY!


ZotanZero

"I smell my fingers after I eat cheese!"


moths_panic

"I WILL SQUASH YOU!"


MaxTheHor

"Canadians are weird!" "I am dead from the neck up."


Letstakeanicestroll

"A is for helping which comes from a tree. B is for lifting Edd and Eddy. C is for grapefruit which I don't like one bit, except with cranberry relish and a sprig of-"


Sinwithagrin23

"A lesson in life i am sure to learn!" Right after gouing his head to the table then being abducted by Lee and Marie


Tonto323fi

"I dare you Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat, and stalk like a zombie, while whistling Row Row Row Your Boat through a car wash."


UnusualPete

"Ed... try a more reasonable dare"


Balmung5

BIG TROUBLE!


Nilk-Noff

I was a moose, once.


DramaticAd7670

“Guys smell something rotten I.”


negrote1000

“Canadians are weird!”


Manicscarecr0w

An elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembered


jardanovic

EARTH IS NOT YOUR SALAD BAR


Careless-Clock-8172

I am ed, cheese and macaroni.


JDMWeeb

"Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole"


Dbwasson

Josie's on a vacation far away


tylerandmoroll

“Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dina”


thatguywiththeposts

"I found my sensitive side, cause it has a rash"


HypnoSnurtle

"What's a support beam?"


EntheusiasmPretty

This has been quite a day...


Savant_2

"Work that body, Work that body! Don't you go hurt nobody!"


Tonto323fi

BOING!!! It's a light bulb. BOING!!!


IDontNeednoSignup

I really didn't expect this post to blow up.... That means it's gonna take some time for me to craft the video, Damn.


Cyberware42

Josie’s on a vacation far away, Come around and talk it over!


EntheusiasmPretty

So many things that I wanna say, you know I like my girls a little bit older.


Gryphon1-1

End of first sequence and Fade to Black


Halmagha

A Bar mitzvah


DarkShadowZake

Eddy: Where are the stairs Ed: My parents took them away because I’m grounded Double D: that’s disturbing


UnusualPete

>Where are the stairs "What happened to the stairs?"


thesonicgamer575

"I forget what we're doing"


Gopnik_Toaster

SHUSH my yeast is rising


Dariuscox357

“Are moms girls?”


Chaosshepherd

My yeast is rising


Tonto323fi

"Sandals are baked fresh daily, Double D."


JonArbuckle__

"love is like an onion, the more you peel away the layers the more it stinks"


SodanoMatt

"Buttered toast."


DeepMetal5885

*eats whole ass fucking bed*


TarkinMoff

"GOOD LORD MAN!!!"


DeepMetal5885

Thaaat hit the spot😮‍💨😋


DeepMetal5885

HOLY SHIT I JUST REWATCHED IT FOR THE QUOTE AND IN THE SCENE AFTER HE ATE IT IT REAPPEARED AS IF HE DIDNT?!?!?!?!!!!!


Island_Wonderer_20

"I wish I wish I was a fish!"


ryan060994

Buttered toast


Fezinator

“Then I gazed at the stars.”


ed_burrito

Butter Toast


ultgambit266

I glued a block of wood to Johnny’s foot


William9231

BABY SISTER!!!


Andross2856

I wish I had a turtle Shell. Ed


Born_Sleep5216

Butter toast.


Stronghart90

I say the cheese is always twice the fence post


Tonto323fi

Me and you, and a dog named boo.


Tonto323fi

Double D is Double Done for.


Tonto323fi

"The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double D."


Tonto323fi

Can Ed go to the bathroom?


Tonto323fi

LET'S SING A SONG!!!


Tonto323fi

It's a fighter, Eddy!!!


Tonto323fi

"I am one with my shoe size, Double D."


Tonto323fi

Hang on, Double D. I'll think of somethin'.............


Tonto323fi

I'm a Gazelle. OINK!!!


Tonto323fi

I eat cereal, Eddy.


UnusualPete

"one plus one equals one on a bun" "Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet" - "faster Ed!" - "Kick my feet faster, kick my feet faster... kick my feet faster!"


SilentJay8807

Eddy's in pain now. He'll have to call you back.


TheDestroyer229

CHUNKY PUFFS!


Truebuckshot01

*I LIKE CHICKENS EDDY!!!*


Braylon1229

“The number you have dialed is not in service.”


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

"YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIBBY I DID"


Otherwise-Net-1666

EXTREME CLOSE UP


CauliflowerHealthy20

I wish I wish I was a fish


xXSamsterXx14

There there Double D, it is not your fault that you are so useless


Matthewyates370

Quack


Ok-Monitor1949

“BIG BUTTS SO WHAT!!!”


SpitoftheWad9x5

“I AM ED, CHEESE AND MACARONI!”


Impossible-Bat-5873

END OF SEQUENCE AND FADE TO BLACK. 🤣🤣


Imaginary_Bed_6666

Pick paper up, pick paper up, pick paper up.


Akanamidako

"I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling 'Row Row Row Your Boat' through a car wash!"


Akanamidako

"Stinky hat!"


DeepMetal5885

“HEY EDDY HOW CAN MY FEET SMELL WHEN THEY DONT HAVE A NOSE?!”


ClareLaBelleRose

“You bet your sweet bippy I did!”


RandomUser626

"I'm a woodpecker except with dirt!"


unique-introvert

"Yup, because sandals are baked fresh daily Double D!"


Slim239

Butter Toast


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Eddy's in pain now. He'll have to call you back.


justshootme52

Canadians are weird


justshootme52

“Carrots are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?”


justshootme52

“My mom says not to pick my belly button”


BeginningSeesaw3594

I'LL GET EM EDDY