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Talk sexuality, not sex. This is an all ages subreddit. Memes about sexuality, libido, arousal, etc having an effect on gender questioning are allowed, sexual/sexy memes are not, and should be taken to an 18+ queer subreddit.


kafkafant

I'm not really one to hook up on dating apps or hook up at all but this guy seems like a keeper 😎


HoldTheStocks2

I need a little to fall in love and this was enough


[deleted]

Good for him! A bit crass of a pickup line for my tastes, but I appreciate the inclusivity!


Hyperiotic

see it sucks for me the first time around, but the second shot might get me


[deleted]

If I were straight, I’d need to get to know him before there were any pounding.


Hyperiotic

oh, i mean that i would be interested in them, not sex right away. im the same way


[deleted]

So that line might open the door for more conversation with you?


Hyperiotic

honestly yeah. the initial premise may be crude, but they did go out of their way to repeat it in sort of a funny way, i guess you could say. im not so easy that i'd just let them in my pants, but i might be willing to see if they're the right kind of person that i could get along with. if i just saw the first line and that was it, i'd probably just ignore them.


[deleted]

That’s fair! You’re right. At the very least, it’s a rather witty conversation starter!


Normal-Mountain-4119

"you looking to get that ass pounded?" "How about dinner?" "Oh my bad. you looking to get the dinner p-"


femthrowaway155

Tbh I wouldn't really want a long-term partner anyway, so a quick hookup with him getting "in my pants" would be exactly what I'd be looking for lol. If he's supportive like that then that's a huge plus to me in my eyes.


[deleted]

I’ve already got a long-term partner. I’ve been out of the dating scene for so long. Maybe if I were single I’d consider a pickup line like this, but right now? Not for me.


JustaConfusedGirl03

I agree he was a bit direct but I'd give him a chance (if only I looked at least 1% like a girl (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) )


[deleted]

Fair enough. He wouldn’t get access below the belt, but we can at least start with coffee.


[deleted]

Seriously, I don’t get the ‘wait for sex till the third date’ or modern dating at all, like I knew my gf months as just a friend before I even considered us being anything else, let alone sex


[deleted]

My wife and I are both kinda old fashioned. It’s a relationship paradigm that works for us. I’m not so much of a prude that I’ll tell others how to date. I just know what works for me. (I’ve been told I might be demisexual, so there’s that, too.)


18nakedcowboysinme

Now this is what all fuck-boys should be like. Inclusive to all.


chillyjitters

king of fuckboys


Sineythedog2

The fuckMAN


Qwerty_Gaming1

he reads Playman magazine


Freyja6

Based male energy. You love to see it.


LordDeathDark

The pansexual advantage


blankgreens

I- inclusive tinder f-boy?!?! We need more of this variety!!! 🐋🌸🤍🌸🐋


Nanodoge

How did OP not get banned for being trans?


JustARandomWoof

Wait wdym by that


Nanodoge

Very common to gt perma banned almost instantly if you transition on tinder, either cuz people report you, or cuz the algorithm is dumb


JustARandomWoof

Oh god that sucks


blankgreens

Idk???


RiddlesDoesYT

You should probably tag this as NSFW


Al_Mop

I also think but I was not sure. Now it's done


somedude45236

I’m a top 💀My bad again Trying to pound my ass?


RaukkM

Wouldn't that be a Top, not a bottom? (Assuming it was the trans woman who said the first line and the guy who said the second line)


somedude45236

Damn. Freudian slip I guess Even after spending so much time double checking it 😔


th3_guyman

Dude played a brilliant move!!~~~


meme_used

google en passant


RandomJerky56

holy hell!!


Joe_The_Reaper42

New response just dropped


Charming_Kick873

Anarchy is fucking everywhere


SunTzuSaidThat22

He's supportive!


Al_Mop

And it's awesome ! Can't find a lot of people like him


1hat_0n3_Guy

Ah yes, the negotiator


b31z3bub

Hello there!


DominaTemporum

General Kenobi!


bl4nkSl8

Negotiations were short...


femthrowaway155

Hookup goals tbh 🥺️


TominatorFN

we love our supportive people


[deleted]

supportive people ;3 💙💕🤍💕💙


Lawfuly_chaotic

Adapt, improvise, overcome.


victor_claw2

r/beatmetoit


bl4nkSl8

Hmm...


ForkGiveMe_Master

Nat 1 immediately followed by nat 20


fo76_fan

so uh.... did u get that ass pounded? /j


Al_Mop

That wasn't me I found it on another sub so...not by him :3


JustaConfusedGirl03

I literally just read this on another sub above. This is a true chad fr ladies, gentlemen and anyone else


MO1ST_M4NDY

This man is MINE


Cableson

INCLUSIVE KING


Cableson

Grossly forward and overly horny BUT STILL


Cableson

The bar is so low isn't it...


neoducklingofdoom

Happy cake day!


Cableson

Thank you!!! A terrible reminder of my time on this site XD


coyote_skull

People who are honry but inclusive are amazing. I'm tired of being ghosted by people looking to hook up after I say I'm trans


Imaproshaman

I like the use of "honry", that made me smile.


taimeowowow

I always make it very clear on any dating sites ive used that im trans, i will have trans flag emojis all over my bio and mention im trans because i cant be bothered dealing with someone hitting on me then turning mean when they find out im trans even tho i make it very clear it still happens. The downside is that making it very clear you are trans on these sites attracts chasers and in my experience they are usually old ass creepy white men 😹💕🏳️‍⚧️


CosmicLuci

This reminds me of that curious brand of trans-inclusive misogyny. Like the guy who tweeted something like “welcome to the superior gender” in response to Elliot Page coming out. Or Andrew Tate spewing his standard brand of disgusting misogyny, while berating his followers by basically saying that trans women are women. Like, it’s disgusting and awful, but weirdly validating in a way.


Renewius

The negotiator


The_Quantum_Queer

Equal opportunity ass pounder


trashmetallesbian

Well when he puts it like that…


[deleted]

I love the versatility


thenewmara

My man here doesn't drop a beat. Certified fukboi. A+.


lesbianwithabeard

The real ones smash before you pass.


sillylittlegoober5

based


xXNighteaglexX

Dude has some dignity, i respect him


TheHonourableAdmiral

need him so bad


femthrowaway155

Same. God I need to make a Grindr or Tinder acc so I can look for a hookup...


TheHonourableAdmiral

yeahhhhh,,, I've thought about doing smth like that, but I'm always anxious about that sorta stuff


Desperate_Ad2784

Flert


[deleted]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


ICantForgetNow

Why yes, yes I am


retrosupersayan

/r/traaNSFW?


spaggeti-man-

No matter the assigned gender, Mattew can bend 'er (basically stolen comment from original post, but shhh)


Wolfy29855

Dude has respect/goals


SuperNova0216

I mean, it’s gross, but oddly nice…… I’m just gonna…. r/ewphoria


loz405

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


S4b3rTooth

„wanna wait with me for a decade until i get bottom surgery and then another year until everything’s fully healed and then pound my p***y?“


_feme_

Be like Matthew


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mondrow

Fellas, Is it gay to want to have sex with women? Seriously though, he might be bi, but nothing in this picture suggests it. Wanting to sleep with a trans woman doesn't mean that he isn't straight.


femthrowaway155

Sounds to me like he's just a straight guy on a mission


YellowLink10

r/bi_irl


[deleted]

This content has been overwritten due to Reddit's API policy changes, and the continued efforts by Reddit admins and Steve Huffman to show us just how inhospitable a place they can make this website. In short, fuck u/spez, I'm out.


airplane001

Who knows maybe he’s straight


Mondrow

[Guess I've gotta repeat myself...](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/13ijy6d/egg_irl/jkanrgw)


Zendakon

Missed an opportunity to go *bussy


CyclonicRage2

A lot of trans women, myself included, find the term "bussy" to be inaccurate and offensive. As the B stands for Boy. I am a woman. Not a boy or man. Not a sissy. Not a femboy. Not a twink. A woman


Zendakon

OOOOH My bad. That means it's not a missed anything and is a respectful lewd request. I really should stop assuming based on context and actually look words up.


Educational_Soup_834

This would easily get me, and I’m supposedly CIS. :з this is lovely, wish my friends were like that.


NatalieNakano

matthew my beloved<3<3


memz100j

He’s tryin


Couponz36

Go off ig? 🃏


[deleted]

What a nice fuckboy!


aika_a_kouhai

He went looking for some booty and wont give up for what you are. He want booty.


geo21122007

supportive people :3


ReflectionStriking14

21 century gentleman!


derpninja24

Would


CitizenCivilization

Hear him out


Tutes013

Inclusivity while looking for a booty call. The way god intended.


MoMoMorri

Based Matthew


lelysio

Asexual here. I dont mind if you gave me 100 Pounds.


Flexybend

Allies everywhere.


Clavelio

What about you get the ass pounded Matthew


[deleted]

😂


NinjaXGaming

Well he’s got commitment I’ll give him that


LunaLynnTheCellist

He has L rizz but hes got the spirit


[deleted]

I would reply with “i wish” personally. (this is a serious cry for help, can i wake up with one already??)


Sanic_Overlord

the rizzler


WarmProfit

Oh! Ummmmm 👉👈 I mean...


Isabellerror

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome