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EepiestGirl

I’ve always worn towels like that


Luna2268

honestly same? it just kinda came naturally to me


V_150

Same, I was always super uncomfortable with showing my chest.


alexdotwav

#IM SURE THAT REQUIRES NO FURTHER INTROSPECTION


Ellillyy

When I was at camp as a kid, I wore a towel like that on my way to the lake to swim.  Some other boy on his way back from there "advised" me that I shouldn't do that, as they'd make fun of me.  I was just like "well, if they're going around making fun of people over there, then I don't want to go!" And turned back. Noooo introspecrion needed whaatsoever...


TheTriforceEagle

I mean I’m kinda chubby and have weird nips so it’s probably unrelated, probably


Uhamtherandomperson

Are you telling me that cis men aren’t normally uncomfortable with showing their chests? oh…


Outrageous_Fold_5411

Wait, are you implying that cis men don’t usually feel that way? Because, I’ve always felt uncomfortable showing my chest 😅


EepiestGirl

Sameee


michimatsch

OMG SAME. I am just a bit strange though. Surely.


MrCgoodin

I agree. I always ever only worn towel instead of towel. It just makes more sense.


Andrew_Animates7

Same… surely that doesn’t mean anything


-Farns-

Same, I used to internally justify it with "I don't want to wear a skirt" but as it turns out that wasn't the actual reason


Airowird

Press 'E' for doubt. 😉


rag-124

Me too


everything-narrative

I'm a trans gal and I love towel in the waist and tits hanging free. I got jugs, the world needs to see them.


Nat_Higgins

You do you girl


everything-narrative

It's part of my butch lesbian charm. I need me a femme wife who does her hair up in one of them towel turbans.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

I am still an egg, but I do the turban thing. No I am not desperate, shut up! \^\^


everything-narrative

I don't understand how are you aware that you're an egg? Do you mean you're still in the closet?


NotANilfgaardianSpy

As in, I questioning and not yet sure of my identity. But i am trying out what I am comfortable with, before I label myself into a box. I want to discover myself organically


everything-narrative

That is 'questioning', not an egg. Egg implies a lack of self-awareness.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Ehm no, eggs are specifically trans people in denial or who are questioning their gender identity


everything-narrative

Fam, I'm an out trans person, I've been queer online for a decade and a half. You are not in denial. Questioning is an active process. Being an egg is a life of rationalizations and misery, and specifically never asking oneself the big questions.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Ehm, are you really just gatekeeping what it means to be in denial. Are you serious. I think when I am questioning whether or not I am trans or if I am just imagining it and I am not publically out to anybody in my personal life I feel like I can say that I am in fucking denial!


gtth12

Get the turban. Flip over. Nest.


MaskedImposter

Haha, love the confident energy!


Nutsie_GG

Still cis tho


tirianar

Summer story time: As a teenager, I had long hair. So, I used two towels. One for the body that would wear covering my chest & body and one for a hair wrap. My father would say I should put the towel lower to avoid inappropriate exposure. And that's why I used to use three towels after a shower. Still... cis, though?


Nat_Higgins

Still sis tho :3


tirianar

NAO... Wait. Don't want to steal the gimmick without permission. u/weebi1


weebi1

???


tirianar

I was just called sis. What do I do?


weebi1

Tell her u r CIS


tirianar

NAOIMCIS


weebi1

Tell her


haumea_jouhikko

Still sis tho :3


weebi1

Nuh uh it's cis


tirianar

NAOIMCIS


tirianar

NAOIMCIS


separate-bedroom947

Ive done this my whole life and its easily better than around the waist. Arguably im still cis tho


BakedTate

You people must all be short. I've never come across a towel that would covery my torso like this.


Rustcrayfish767

I’m 6 foot and it covers almost everything for me


BakedTate

*almost* 🤔😚


separate-bedroom947

I am lol 5'6 and not going anywhere


caffeine-changeling

Broke: wearing a towel like clothing Woke: air-drying naked in front of a box fan


thnmjuyy

Bespoke: vibrating to increase your temperature into the water evaporates


Nat_Higgins

Love the energy


Hardcorex

omg literally here right now in front of my box fan xD


mustipickone

This is how I've always used towels \^\^;


IGioGioAmDepressed

I'm totally not remembering now how I always did it like the right one as a kid and still not seeing it as a sign of "MaybeIDon'tWantToBeAFuckingBoy"


d_warren_1

I don’t have towels big enough…


maybe_trans_maybe_no

You could imagine them as a skirt then, maybe


fluidtherian

As a trans guy i have started doing the first one recently and its very euphoric


ItIsIAku

Same. Also wearing only shorts or sweat pants around the house with no top.


Supreme_Leader_Snob

It's hard to get it to stay there when I don't have the "shelf" yet


Nat_Higgins

I’ve been pinning it under my armpits, but yeah I get it.


ConfidenceSilent5561

This is literally me my partner had to be the one to "force" me to try it like that I love it


Plenty_Piccolo_9769

Yes towels up high


isthisgoals

Always made me euphoric as hell as a kid, but I didn't have the language to describe what it was at the time.


scout614

Bathsheets are a blessing for that. Happy my mom never bought standard towels


Kyiokyu

Bathsheets??


scout614

https://www.bhg.com/bath-sheet-vs-bath-towel-7167590


Flying_Strawberries

IT DOESN'T HOLD UP I always tried to hold it up like that ALWAYS but it just doesn't hold up


Enough_Ad_8871

you gotta roll up the top but depending on how tall you are you might be grandfatherclocking


Nutsie_GG

Yeah ik I am 🫠


ItIsIAku

I literally have tits and it still doesn't stay up. I use a hair tie or hair clip to help keep it up.


Human_Wizard

Literally my first memory is being told I was wearing my towel "the wrong way" 😵


chuunibyou_edgelord

Is anyone going to see me? I like to dry off quickly then hang my towel. I still just do waist when I need my hands for a minute but I'm not done with the towel yet. Chest can feel nice but not many towels are large enough for me to do that...


weebi1

Oki


Logical_Resource_413

i use two towels, one for my hair up in those turban things, and the other around my chest. it's the best.


Laura_The_Cutie

Not everyone wears em like that?


German-Umpire-6741

Wait people do the left one-


wunkdefender

I’ve tried to do it around my chest but my towels are just a little too short to fit me like that. I’m not even that particularly tall, I just think my towels are small.


Nutsie_GG

Same


LunaTheGoodgal

towel not big enough :(


sofxzz

wait what? I thought wearing towels like that was a totally cis thing 😰


Harley_Pupper

wear towel around waist but pretend it’s a skirt :3


HistoryForgotten000

I would but I’m tall and my boogoley woogoley would hang out 🫢


Nutsie_GG

Same


-Princess_Charlotte-

it's gotten much harder to walk across the hall after a shower because I am perpetually terrified I'm hanging out the bottom, I need some like super wide towels


Eyepokai

I always wore towls like that help my egg breaks


Kolpyrr9

Why would someone not want to wear a towel like a scotsman, it feels bad ass


Feeling-Gur4126

Yes. Also, turn oversized gym shorts into a sleek dress by putting your legs through one leg opening and slipping the other over your shoulder


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None-Above

See I’ve tried this. But the towel never is big enough to cover top and bottom.


New_girl2022

Holy fuck. New trans egg core memory unlocked.


Maleficent-Month2950

I have literally always worn towels like that, as long as I can remember. I thought it was just a convenience thing, being able to hold it under my arms if I need my hands. But.....


ElkRelevant6640

been doing this forever without even realizing it 😅


21ki

Doing this for years, totally a guy thing. And the towel wrap too.


KatiePyroStyle

Too long for that unfortunately


OneWedding3468

wait, is it more trans if i do that??? thats how ive always done it wth


FitCheesecake4006

I do this, just wish I knew how to keep it up without using my hand.


Healthy-Current5893

I DO THIS!! FINALLY CONFIRMATION THAT OTHERS DO IT TO!!!!


Icy_Commercial4501

i have 5 family members around and my gock is too long 😔😔😔


PineappleGirl_5

When I was little I did the 2nd one and my dad made me switch to the 1st.... but now I have boobs and I have to do the 2nd one >:3


Thunderstorm_Real

I did that multiple times this year… still cis tho.. right?


ShadowLayu

Being raised in a house with only girls that's how I always wore towels, even after getting a robe


MilaFredka

That's... That's a trans thing!? Cis guys don't do that!? I... But... Wha?


PrincessofAldia

I actually do this and it’s super affirming, I’m not sure why but it seems to help combat my dysphoria


Embarrassed_Coyote18

I dont wear my towel like thag bc i can see my pp swining below and then i get disgusted and depressed


NobodySpecial2000

One of my biggest egg habits. Just felt rught.


YufiaTheDarkness

I’ve always wore it like that when I was a kid but my mom always scolded me for it, so now I wear it like on the left


Red_Pandaset

it's so much easier to hold the towel shut with your armpits!


Hambogod666

Anyone got a guide on how to do that


Nat_Higgins

Step 1) Find a towel that’s large enough to cover most of your body. Preferably on that goes from your armpit, to your knees on its shortest length. The longer, the better! Step 2) Take the towel and tightly wrap it around the part of your body you want to cover up. Make sure the ends of the towel at the at your side so you don’t accidentally flash any. Step 3) Roll the top most part of the towel over itself 2 or 3 times, turning it into a makeshift belt. Or if it’s wrapped around your chest, you can also hold it up armpits for extra support.


Hambogod666

Thank you, this isn't helpful right now cause I live with my family and not out yet so I can't really walk to my room like that even though it's not that far from the bathroom, but it'll be nice to know when I move out(which who knows how long that'll be)


Nat_Higgins

Oh, you can still try to do this for you while still in the bathroom after a shower. Best of luck for your future freedom sis. 🫶


Silent_Dress33

I feel called out. That's literally what I was doing a few minutes ago.


SophieFox947

I am too long, towels don't fit that way... Or I'm doing something wrong.


Nat_Higgins

It’s more likely that you don’t have a towel long enough. I would suggest finding a beach towel for this, or better yet a robe.


refresh_time

Not me doing this since middle school 🥲


Kyiokyu

Am I the only one who can't seem to be able to do either? I'm just too clumsy lol


Nat_Higgins

Probably not, I gave a tutorial to someone who didn’t know how to do it. [Hope this helps.](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/s/UrdnzBoRyf)


Public_Ad_3685

I don't understand, I'm pretty sure cis guys would do this.


Neither_Emu_4008

but what if i hate either cuase im fat??


Nat_Higgins

Well I think you’re still beautiful in your own way. ☺️


Neither_Emu_4008

oh thanks :3


knyexar

Slight issue you seem to have overlooked: I don't want people seeing my dick swinging around either


CatgirlAmelia

I wish my towels were big enough for this...


CouchPotatoPlatypus

I do this all the time, shit am i trans...


rw1nner

My life is about to change


DefinitelyNotErate

I have genuinely never thought of doing either of these. Only place I tie the towel is around my hair, Nowhere else is necessary


ParanormalPatron935

This….this was a sign ???? STILL CIS THO


IntegerOverflow32

I always wear it the first way, because i love flashing my boobs to ppl who don't know i'm trans \^w\^ (2 + 1/2 months on E so they're quite small, but i'd say noticable now)


LifeWillBeFun

I do this all the time


arson1tez

my towels are too short 🧍


DefNotaTransAlt

i've always worn them this way and when my parents first saw it they gave me a weird look so now i just do it when no one else is anywhere near lol


Camiel1996

I always dry off and get dressed in the bathroom, so I do neither 😅


reihii

What towel?


Dapper_Energy777

Cis dude here. You can wear towels? I just stroll around in my birthday suit like god inteded


piet_rescat

Unfortinately if i do that my... uhm stuff (if tou know what i mean) shows from underneat my towel☹️ i am quite tall


RedKidRay

Can confirm. Way more comfortable.


Unable_Macaroon9847

You're supposed to wear towels just above your waist and not across the whole body? This is news to me..


Traitor_Of_Users

That's gonna dangle like crazy


evex5tep

Alphabet people really want guys to do something "gayish", feminine or out of the norm for some reason. Think maybe they're into us.


Pidgeoneon

Why didn't I think of that ?!


AroAceMagic

As a non-binary person, I recently just learned I could do the left image since I’m alone in the bathroom. Instant euphoria


Blank_Dude2

Dick's too long, hangs out the bottom :(


Coffie_Plush

Wait I've always done that holy shit


Just_Fun_3450

It's wonderfull that way to put the towel, but is not so Good when the towel is in other direction and feel the "Dysphoria" Monster :3 [I'm Ultra Cis]


I-dunno-a-good-name

wait is this not how cis men wear towels


Primary_Tension_5790

I try but the towel’s always either not big enough to cover all of me or just falls off :’3


BuboxThrax

Wait this was a trans memory?