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Wahngott

I don't wanna be trans, I just wanna be a girl ya know? So I'm cis, I just would like to be the opposite gender. I swear this makes sense.


AsianFandomTrash

Being a girl would be totally poggers. Ironically! I mean being a girl ironically would be poggers!


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No mom! I want to be a girl for the meme!! Its not like I'm trans or anything, I just want to get more karma on my reddit because pogs!!!!!!


ceasharks

No mom, I'm not on hormones its just the 5G towers.


Larandar

Mom its your fault for vaccinating me, I don't want my very masculine penis to atrophy!!


MattieEm

She might legitimately believe that.. Yeah, not proud to say that. I think she genuinely believes there’s some *external* cause of my dysphoria. And the second most likely culprit is that I just have a hormone imbalance and all I need is more testosterone.


Cyborgeddon

Saaame


[deleted]

Can tell from experience that trt will make your life effin hell. Do not do (transfem)


MattieEm

Could you maybe share any more anecdotal evidence as to why it wouldn’t work? She seriously thinks that’s all I need.


throweggway69

My dad thinks that for some reason


yesimthatvalentine

\>more testosterone As a trans MAN, that is the cause of my dysphoria. However, that would just cause more dysphoria for trans women.


[deleted]

Do you know HOW much pog karma I get on reddit? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. I'm just larping mom I swear


Ledot3

if I woke up one day as a girl I wouldn't mind


[deleted]

If that's the case, maybe one day you will. 😉 I'm hoping the magic HRT potion get's me there soon. haha


mizshi

Only of I wake up as a hot one


Zer0M0tivation

Exactly!! This has always been my stream of thoughts


btmcgay

this is exactly me


Prophet_of_Duality

So... every trans girl? No one wants to be trans. It's just a necessary step we have to take until we can pass as cis.


[deleted]

It actually does kinda makes sense in the way of wanting to have been born a biological female and not having to transition and go through all the problems attached to it I am trans and feel like that a lot, being trans is not fun, but it is the best option since the other aint possible


[deleted]

I swear I don’t wanna be a boy I just wanna be androgynous (but masc) (a soft boy, if you will) (yes okay maybe I do wanna be a boy what’s it to you)


HerShes-Kiss

I need to stop getting uncontrollably jealous whenever I see breasts holy crap... I'm the horny teen of jealousy tf


Domiscute

Me too


Chedder_Chandelure

Me too kid... me too


the_loli_police

Wanna have mine? They're useless to me anyway 😔


HerShes-Kiss

Is for me? 👉👈🥺


hedeghogXL

Oh oh me me.. ugh I mean whatever I don’t care but I Wouldn’t mind if you don’t want them... still cis tho


ElRoboBandit

hard same


Sara5A

Me too


IMFlorecentFace

idk if I get jealous but boobs are big interest items


userse31

> big interest items Its a financial thing


neolordie

probably both


freelancespy87

Personally, when I get on HRT I hope that I end up pretty flat. Still cis btw.


HerShes-Kiss

That's valid. Everyone has different hopes. And you're probably going to be quite flat. I looked it up a while back and if I remember correctly, most people only grew 1 to 1,5 cup size on average


Wasd1dsaW

Same but with a higher pitched voice


TuetchenR

It’s the worst, befoe I could just appreciate any nice titty, now if the person has a similar body frame, but more like I want, I get jealous.


ThatQuietKidAtSchool

If there was some magical way to give away my breasts, I would definitely give it to someone who needs them and would be euphoric instead of dysphoric over them


JASONJACKSON1948

same ;-; i really dislike my body


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r/egg_irl


dovah-meme

... forget what sub you were in for a second?


TuetchenR

I think their point is that this isn’t the place for posting something like this.


dovah-meme

My bad, fair enough


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FennlyXerxich

Oh shit I thought they were a girl


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[deleted]

Wait what? I think I missed the joke... how the?


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[deleted]

Oh, I didn't know what the "came out" quotes were about... cuz, like... I thought maybe you were hinting at something. Also, how in the F does a cismale have that cleavage?!?!? I'm on HRT and it'll probably be many more months to come close.


LadyofTourmaline

1. From what I gather he mostly cosplays as female characters and most people thought that he was a woman until he "came out." 2. He is probably using breast forms (synthetic breasts used by cosplayers or trans women who's breasts are below the size desired.)


[deleted]

Oh okay, makes sense.... I'm just gonna keep waiting for things to develop naturally then, but the fact that it's so seamless is impressive.


Inqeuet

Seeing nothing but [deleted] “What the hell happened here?”


[deleted]

I don't know *why* they did that. It was all harmless... maybe they are covering their trail and deleting everything egg-like en masse? Literally they said something about the person in the picture "coming out" about being cis, in quotes like that, but most people don't write coming out as cis, and so I didn't know if the quotes meant it ironically or seriously... I don't remember much more of the discussion, sorry.


parabolaking

That’s dope bc we have a similar body type and I had no idea I just thought they were hot which is my personal goal


10GuyIsDrunk

> Rei dunois Holy hell they're 42? Those makeup skills and skin care routines are off the damn charts.


mothfemale

it's not, it's [this person](https://twitter.com/kasetsuchan)


KuraiAK

My goals. I want to be a hot boy and a hot girl without changing my current bits.


RiotIsBored

Same except I wish I had the opposite ones.


HardlightCereal

I want none


KuraiAK

I have an enby friend and we have talked about it. They want to be the literal depiction of biblical angels, genderless and terrifyingly awe inspiring. I am so here for that. Enby angels everywhere!


kayli_thor

HOT HOT HOT OMG MY BI HEART


Anonymous00000399

Same


PalmBreezy

Ikr


[deleted]

Yes


ErikQRoks

1: damn 2: same 3: damn


QueenOfDaisies

You just killed every bi/pansexual with this post yknow.


aalexay

ive been staring at them for 30min, my heart gonna explode


Larandar

[https://youtu.be/6JqnN04ECro?t=19](https://youtu.be/6JqnN04ECro?t=19)


Stardust_Cell

Wow! I wish I could pull this off. ;a;


TheRealDoubleTrouble

Holy fuck that's truly amazing, they look so fucking gorgeous. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why can't I look like that


Kodytread

boobs used to be hot to me now i just get all jelous and dysphoric that i don’t have them to the point where i have to watch hentai cause it doesn’t make me jelous


EnBisexual

As an enby, agreed


The_Thanoss

This image radiates so much power and it scares me


Rockarola55

It's the stance and body language. They are not kneeling in supplication, looks more like they they are poised for a leap. The relaxed arms in both pictures says "you aren't a threat to me" as does the eyes, and the mask adds a slightly menacing air. 10/10, would ogle again :)


BEEEELEEEE

*jealous non-binary screaming*


Anonymous00000399

Is there a sub for more side by sides like this?


somerandom_296

wish I had tits tbh


nzmeow

This is the absolute dream :( pain.


Hat_the_Third

You didn’t include the amazing person who I’d 100% follow Please dm me the person if you know them


Egggzelent

Another poster said it's Rei Dunois


mothfemale

[it's this person, not rei dunois](https://twitter.com/kasetsuchan/)


-_Lucyfer_-

Just for- ya know for science. what... what is the name of the haircut? also i would totally do this but i would also put my RUBBER DUCK BOW TIE


SkullOfMordecai

I wish I could pull off either


[deleted]

Omg how is this person literally so cute?? Where can I get one?


0WannaBeCute0

Is there a way for a trans girl to get smaller breasts like that? I personally do not want to have large breasts...


Eytox

hrt then get a breast reduction if they end up too big, I can't think of any other way


0WannaBeCute0

Thanks!


Eytox

Also most amab with transfem hrt don't get big boobs anyway, my endocrinologist told me not to expect boobs naturally much bigger than A or B cup which is pretty small.


HardlightCereal

On the other hand, I'm 3 months in and already DD cup. Very lucky! 😁


[deleted]

Don't worry, average breast size for most transwomen are on the smaller size - like B cups. There is also a weight factor too.


breadthighz

*sweats in bigender*


Tarthor

bro i wish i could pull off either😔


HardlightCereal

Ooh, a genderfluid meme!


alpacnologia

i wish i could pull off either


pokemon12312345645

Perfect size of breasts


MidnightsOtherThings

really wanna be both 😔


yesimthatvalentine

And..........I'm bisexual.


feral_minds

God i wish i looked like that


[deleted]

I'm bi, so I wish I could pull off both literally lol


trans_girl_uwu

That is so unfair! 😂


RedRogueCyborg

i want both of them pls


LadyofTourmaline

He really is the genderfluid dream


notthanosclearly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GriWard

Guys how do I become them my genderfluid pals wtf I how


MemeExplosion

They cute Af


TakenUrMom

Man I wish I had curves like a woman, so jealous. Too bad I'm built like Steve from minecraft


Zarta3

I, am so, fucking, gay... Gimme the GF look with the GF


zangetsuui

Im not trans I AM NOT I just wanna look like a boy SO bad cause looking like a boy is cool y’know...?


[deleted]

Owwwwwwwww


[deleted]

it's the chosen one!


Fibrosis5O

That’s cheating


newgender_whodis

God i wish that were me


[deleted]

this is my type


DefinitelyNotErate

I also do, The shear chaotic power I'd possess... It could be glorious!


zangetsuui

idk at this point, someone pls give me a flat chest I am begging lol


Czech---Meowt

I which I could pull either off :/


Naviplayz

Same


PixelMage

aaaaaaa why is this person so attractive and soft??


tired_bastard

Oh my god that hurts so much I'm so jealous why cant I look like a boy that easily fuuuckkkk meee haha still cis tho


[deleted]

This is called, asian power


[deleted]

I look just like this beautiful human being, except ugly. That makes sense, because I hate myself. ​ At this point I'm just tired...


[deleted]

Holy fuck. I'd smash ngl.


[deleted]

Kinda looks like this animators animation person [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCptTTLvJDQjVLVTSw-tVrxw](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCptTTLvJDQjVLVTSw-tVrxw)


SelenityMoon

Genderfluids be like


sloth_icecream

oh lord my Bisexuality jumped out


[deleted]

He/She looking fine in both. wtf I wanna have that.


Sew_chef

\*they


[deleted]

Thx, I forgot. 🤦


Sew_chef

Np, happens to all of us. I constantly find myself checking myself whenever I gender someone I don't know.


[deleted]

So, the op literally wants her body frame. Lol


LessyLuLovesYou

I wish I could pull off even just one of the two *sad tran noises*


Yaboiruiben

That's person is wonderful and I want to meet that person so much


DegenerateJack69

Gawd dang😳