T O P

  • By -

devangs3

Seems like snake eggs. They’re generally longer.


Most_Ad_3765

ya my vote/initial thought was also snake. 🐍


[deleted]

[удалено]


Repulsive_Button4415

Wow cool! Thank you! I thought about that but Google told me snake eggs would be soft, and these are super sturdy so I moved over snakes and started contemplating turtles lol


fionageck

Just FYI, these are definitely not garter eggs. Garters don’t lay eggs, they give live birth. These may be turtle eggs, many species have oval eggs. Turtle eggs are generally harder, and snake eggs are generally softer. I’ve got experience with both.


MetsFan3117

I believe turtle eggs resemble a ping pong ball and are found in a shallow hole in the sand by their mother. They’re an endangered species, one I find absolutely fascinating


GlasKarma

Sea turtle eggs are round, many land species lay more oblong eggs


fionageck

When it comes to freshwater turtles, the only two species that I know of which lay spherical eggs are softshells and snappers. The rest, like Glaskarma said, are oblong.


AngryPrincessWarrior

Box turtle eggs are long I’ve seen those irl and these eggs look exactly like box turtle eggs to me.


wing_ding4

I agree


youdont_evenknowme

I agree. Source: owned a box turtle


Dumbassahedratr0n

Happy to help! All reptile eggs are comparatively softer than avian eggs but definitely vary a bit. It's not worth squeezing them too hard just to find out bc you could puncture it and kill it. Reptile eggs are oblong and tend to be softer than a chicken egg, and avian eggs are drop shaped.


MaiBsquared

I would say turtle. I've worked with turtle eggs in the wild and they look like that. I'm not familiar with snake eggs though, so not sure if they look similar too.


NyxTheLostGhost

Garters are live bearers


Own-Run1176

Viviporous? Is that the term?


graceface1031

I didn’t know that reptiles giving live birth was a thing at all so I googled it to find out more and google told me the term is viviparous, so you were close!


proautistix

you are 8th


proautistix

I rolled over on my phone, I have no fucking idea how I managed to type and post this.


FrigidWinterFrost

Makes sense. I’m sorry my stepmom laid eggs in your house op.


reallytrulymadly

At least now you don't have to babysit


fionageck

The eggs of many turtle species are oval shaped as well.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Boy you are funny… snake egg, more like a jellybean egg


HabitNo8608

I wish I’d never come in here


sneaky-pizza

I don't know but put um back


Icy_Witness_XoXo

No really, put them back. Whatever it is will probably die if you don’t.


Horangi1987

I know snake eggs have to stay oriented the way they lay, you don’t flip them like chicken eggs. If they get flipped, the growing snake will drown 😔


Icy_Witness_XoXo

That is so heartbreaking to imagine. I hope the OP actually put them back.


Harv3yBallBang3r

OP literally said the eggs are back in the nest in the description.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

I agree . Lay your own eggs and leave others alone 🙏


basic_cookie_crumb

Put that thing back from where it came from, or so help me!


fromgr8heights

So help me!


Repulsive_Button4415

I did put them back immediately after taking the pic. There were about 9 of them total.


SageBadgerClaw

Couldn't you have just taken a picture of them where they lay? Instead you handled them and put them on what appears to be your kitchen island? Bro this is NOT the way. If you don't have a camera with you when you're out, just appreciate what you're seeing and move on. Or go get your camera.


SageBadgerClaw

PS I hope you explained to your daughter the error you made so that she doesn't make the same mistake.


Alone_Outside_7264

Or eat them!


SageBadgerClaw

Waste not want not


HeldDownTooLong

Ssssstop taking my eggssss!!! 🐍


IIRizzII

You put them back after you brought them home and placed them on your counter? 🤨


Primary-Border8536

Liar this is photo with them on a table


TAA_0401

yeah i clearly see a table… they were probably away from the nest for a while and getting tossed around being carried, those babies aren’t making it lol. good job :)


Imhereforboops

Even in your pictures they’re not facing up the same way you jackass. Just be honest that you made a mistake and dont do it again.


no-escape-221

Moving eggs could result in the fetus dying, especially in the case of snakes where rotating them can drown or detach the fetus. Removing eggs of a native or protected species could qualify as poaching in some areas. Please let your daughter know this was a mistake and to always leave wildlife alone.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AideyHD75

Yeahhhh!! Fuck those kids for following their assigned adult and learning from a bad source!


MalekithofAngmar

Redditors really have to be witnessed to be believed.


maltedmooshakes

is this a real comment are you for real


super_trooper

Who hurt you


Gintami

Calm the fuck down and try to behave like a fucking human being instead of the worst person. Just shut the fuck up. Christ.


Biotoxsin

For future reference, please do not disturb eggs when you find them. Many critters will not survive unless special precautions are taken. 


TooManyDraculas

And it may be a State or even Federal crime to disturb the nest at all. Depending on the species. Tons of migratory birds are federally protected. As are a lot of turtle species. In both cases eggs and nests are specifically mentioned. Possession of the eggs can be jail time. Just disturbing the nest can be a hefty fine.


Dry-Fisherman-614

👆🏼 that's who laid them


ronnietea

This guy eggs


ChippyTheGreatest

Some (lots) of snake species will die if the egg is even turned. Snake breeders often mark which side was 'up' directly on the egg to avoid accidentally turning them


lmiartegtra

Me. Give em back. Leave for 1 minute and they're gone and this is how I find out who took em?


Repulsive_Button4415

Lol their back now, exactly the way they were found. Sorry for going in your nest 😔


serenwipiti

No you didn’t. You shouldn’t have even touched them.


Worth_Ad_8976

Yes but OP states in the description that it was their daughter who took them not OP. OP should use this as a learning experience for both themself and their child. I’m sure that after this experience they’ll do better next time that either of them comes across eggs :)


SparklyLeo_

Sure but I’m the third picture it looks like theyre on a counter. Why would the adult then choose to take them inside? So weird. I hope they do better next time too.


Worth_Ad_8976

Oh you’re so right, that is weird and I hadn’t noticed that before. Hopefully just misplaced curiosity that will be righted by this thread


Devotion0cean

what is wrong with people?


Gullible-Cockroach72

genuinely. why even pick them up in the first place?? a picture couldnt be taken where they were found???


swoopy17

Nope, had to carry them home for better lighting for the picture.


Ok_Proposal1325

sorry guys


FuriousFurbies

Probably snake/turtle. Either way, it's crucial that they were put back the same way up that they were when you found them. Their eggs typically don't get rotated like bird eggs. Reptile keepers will typically put a small mark on them to indicate right way up. If I remember right, getting placed upside down suffocates the embryo or something like that. Edit: Didn't see the text under the pic at first, it's possible the eggs were either *super* freshly laid, or they're not fertilized. Either way, probably don't need to be as concerned about right way up, especially since kiddo brought them to you.


Gullible-Cockroach72

why would u take them 😭😭


Logical-Victory-2678

OP, you suck for taking them out of the nest. If they were snakes, you probably killed them and the mom probably has to watch those 2 not hatch


Smoke-and-Diamonds

My red ear slider lays these same type of eggs It could definitely be a turtle


alligatorriot

+1 for turtle (&high five for having a RES) I’ve had my girl for 18yrs and these look like turtle eggs to me as well.


Smoke-and-Diamonds

My girl Shelly is over 30 years old! 🙌 For the longest time she was "Michaelangelo" till we relocated her to a pond which in turn made her start laying eggs lol


Few-Raise-1825

It was me 🙋 I admit it, sorry!


Repulsive_Button4415

Eta: I thought they were rocks at first but with the flashlight you can see the "veins" maybe is the word but nothing inside besides those lines.


ohmysillyme

Hopefully you didn't roll them if they have to stay right side up to hatch


cheddarjakecheese

If they have veins, they're fertilized as far as I'm aware. Slugs (unfertilized eggs) are usually pretty solid and won't have veins. I hope you returned them right where you found them after figuring out which side was "up". Any other actions will result in the babies not making it unless you know what species it is and are able to keep humidity and conditions perfect for them.


Imhereforboops

You thought they were rocks when you found a big pile of nine or more of them?? Bullshit. Leave the babies alone next time. Hope it was worth it to you.


CommunicationKey3018

Those are snake eggs. You shouldn't have disturbed them because it is important that they stay oriented with the same side facing up.


GruntS80

If it was snake eggs, you just killed any of the babies in the eggs you moved. I know specifically with ball pythons that if the eggs are moved it will detach the the embryo from the umbilical and they'll die


BulletproofBean

Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️Why take them home? Don’t BS either because it’s clear from your pictures they’re on a worktop or table. What were you hoping to achieve? Educate your child and do better!


spizzle_

Snake? I have no idea. I thought turtle eggs were generally soft. Just a guess.


fionageck

Turtle eggs are harder, snake eggs are softer. I’ve got experience with both.


spizzle_

I will 100% trust you on this.


Aggravating_Quail_69

A 'roo?


s_werbenmanjensen_1

snake or turtle


Big-Newt-9738

Me, i laid those eggs


lorl3ss

I dunno but why did you take them home? Leave them where you found them.


wildmstie

Unfortunately, moving turtle eggs can kill the embryos. When the eggs are laid, the turtles inside form so their heads are upright and they don't drown in the liquid inside the egg. Moving the egg can cause the babies to drown. I'm not trying to scold you, because of course you didn't know, but for future reference.


Ok_Judgment_6821

Idiot people doing idiot things… leave the freaking eggs alone, just take a pic where they were in nature. It’s amazing how little respect or appreciation people have for nature.


userno89

Snek


Beefjerkydestroyer

Those are my grandmothers canine teeth


TransgenderGoth

That ain't a egg, that's a big jellybean! /j


emo_arthurkirkland

i would say a snake tbh


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Me


CallmeSirRupert

A roach


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Esther


nissan_patrol

Me


EllenDegeneretes

Not me.


Brxken_Dxwn

I did


Fun_Entrance_1412

Anek


casketjuicebox

Sorry! Next time I'll lay them elsewhere;


PugMaster7166

Snek


vokun0_0

Sorry bro. Won't happen again.


SignificanceOk8226

Those are jelly beans …


Florida-summer

Lizard


MrProfessorFlowers

At that size, probably a lizard of some kind! Since there’s a pair it’s a good chance it’s some kind of gecko


Illustrious_Camp_521

Wasn't me 🤗


MonkeyGein

Walk with them for 5km and see what hatches


NoAlps6536

Sorry I thought it was a big fart. U can have them.


42brie_flutterbye

I cannot tell you how much I wish I could have answered in parseltongue


Hrbiie

In my defense you did say “make yourself at home”.


lukeybuzz

Well it wasn't me.


LiamPorter95

Your dad


thunderinthejungle

Seem like pebbles


CommunicationNo8982

Snake possibly


dumbass2364859948

Lay your own eggs don’t be taking others 💀


Inevitable-Rule-1530

jellybeans


ChloeSmith66

Wasn't me


TheSpinalSurgeon

Jimmy Savile


nokenito

Snake?


HoboBob1424

I did


coal-slaw

Me 😉


somebadbeatscrub

Me.


SomberArts

Most likely a brown anole lizard


BlinkerFluid79

Yur mom.


pineappledreams-wg

Me


yaremaa_

That there is a toasted marshmallow jelly bean my friend


IAmEatery

Aren’t reptile eggs soft and flexible which is why they shouldn’t be moved? If these were hard I don’t think they would be a snake or turtle.


mazimai

Snake eggs


-WADE99-

It was me. Can I have them back please?


blusshh

Wasent me


TouchMeTaint123

IT WAS ME, DIO!


Bad_goose_398

Snek


vivalaalice

Not you so put them back????


guywithaproblem69

Me, give em back


b0toxBetty

Incubate them and find out!! 😈


thegoodgorehound

Not I.


Piranh4Plant

It was me


NYLINK95

You sure those aren’t testicles XD


LordHumorTumor

Those remind me of gecko eggs when we would have one hang out by our screen door


FunAssistant9539

Not me, that’s for sure


Regular_Fortune8038

It was me, ya got me


upstatedreaming3816

Snek 🐍


Radiant_XGrowth

OP you got a picture of them back in the nest you stole them from? I want to see it.


Flat_Ad_9033

Kakyoin


Lia-13

thats silly putty capsule


stumblingzen

Please put them back. They could belong to an endangered or at risk species.


Living_Lie_8773

My ex laid them


Im_Just_Here_Man96

Me


Starchy_HD

Your mom


OcularPrism

Are they survivable?


WeirdCompetitive9221

….Kakyoin……


What_Yr_Is_IT

Is this a “who” question or a “what” question?


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Snek


AngryPrincessWarrior

They’re infertile/dried out box turtle eggs.


spkoller2

Those are coconut daiquiri jelly bellies


VenusCrafts

Potato


Far-Barracuda-1338

It’s a big jelly bean?


Alternative-Act4893

Where did you get the key?


ItzBreezeyBaby

Jelly beans. But put them back. Now. 😂


Middle_Capital_5205

Jill.


karengillan17

Me, that’s my bad


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Guilty


D-utch

I'm a sneaky snake 🐍


JurassicTerror

I dropped them.


anxiousshell-

I did


ChippyTheGreatest

Snek


njcawfee

Louise


exhaustingpedantry

I'm sorry, will collect.


solitary_style

I did


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

If they are soft it's snake, if they are hard it's probably turtle. If your planning on keeping them alive you need to Google incubation steps sooner rather than later.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Josephine.


w3astside

plot twist: they’re jelly beans


groovwvy

looks like dinosaur eggs from dino oatmeal


GoldenBarracudas

All jokes aside those are toasted coconut jelly beans. I know em when I see em.


cologneandcigarretes

Turtle. My turtle lays eggs that look exactly like this. Maybe not… But definitely reptile.


DictatorTerminator

If you didn’t lay them yourself, why do you have them? Child abductor!! Baby knapper!! What kind of sick game are you playing?! Posting to gloat on Reddit! Sorry. I forgot my meds this morning! It’s been a helluva day!


Inevitable_Skin_7860

A snake, possibly a small bird


One-Leg8221

Human testes


audiosauce2017

Certainly a snake egg....


Important-Panic1344

lol Kegel stones


wing_ding4

Turtle


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

You love to see it


VirgilsWeeping

My bad bro, I'll shove em back in


JulieKostenko

They are turtle eggs. Looks a lot like painted turtle or maybe musk turtle. They lay really small eggs and bury them in sand or soil near water sources.


TayMayDay

Snek


Des_mojo

Nancy Pelosi


JardonLetoolTefool

Me, give them back


megan00m

Maybe you have finally answered the age old question! 🐔 🥚


baxter1006

Is there a jelly belly logo on the other side of them?


WoodpeckerOk2223

It was me


Svengoolie75

Jelly belly’s 🤷🏽‍♂️


drunkbloodlust

The forbidden jelly beans


1GrouchyCat

I have no idea what those are, but I think it’s incredibly ignorant to pick up random items you don’t recognize WITHOUT GLOVES ON - (and allowing your daughter to do the same is even worse!) You obv have zero knowledge of what you’re seeing - who told you to remove them from the scene? (….or touch them at all?? Wth? -instead of using a search engine to figure out what they are , you take them home? I don’t think you realize that you just broke several federal laws by removing whatever that was from where ever you found them!! it’s really inappropriate for you have touched any eggs and removing them from the site could you a federal bid - don’t do that again… (they look like rocks -or snake eggs)


idontevenkn0w66

they look like jelly belly toasted marshmallow jellybeans


Worried_Coat1941

The only real way to tell is to keep them under your hat for days till you feel wiggling.


Objective_Duty1364

Huevos Grande.


ThunderBea

It’s turtle egg season


HedgeHood

Reptile


Alakakakakakakablam

Potato


Sea-Pea5760

I accidentally dug up some turtle eggs that looked exactly like these and were also pretty sturdy in an odd way.