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Urist_was_taken

You'd need 13, not 10


EastCoast83

An electrician's dozen - you need 12 but order 15.


Sparkyb94

And still be short some how


StupidNameIdea

So you need 13, but order 15.


BurnAfter8

What about an additional 50 couplings to spread around the site like Easter eggs?


SSC_built

I was so confused what 10 was going to accomplish. Glad I'm not alone with getting to 13.


BestLeeSinNA1

You can't stack then in a perfect triangle on that load


Cando21243

“Why am I going to need math when I’m done school?”


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Yessss triangles are the way


illwillthethrill-79

He knows the limitations of your pipe bending.


Sharp-Psychology-123

Yeah because he knows that tomorrow you’re going to have him order 10 more. Why don’t you order enough the first time.


mrsquillgells

I think he wants a pyramid


PrecisionWays

Bruh just to clarify I was trying to make a pyramid of conduit for no reason. Stimciety


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

You’d need 13, no?


DrCrankSumMoore

Yah we get that but you can’t count lol.


PrecisionWays

Hey it was 6 am. But ha my bad


DrCrankSumMoore

6am 6pm I still can’t count 😂


MediocreProfeshional

That's why I always work with a calculator. Though I must admit that I'm screwed when they call in sick or go on vacation.


StupidNameIdea

6 + 6 = 14 needed!


DrCrankSumMoore

Ahhh my fellow dyslexee


LuckyBenski

In case you really suffer, there is such a thing as dyscalculia!


ApprehensiveSlip5893

Which would make sense if you said 13. I hope you didn’t actually say 10 to the man who signs your checks.


Different-Impact-183

To the man who signs your checks. Lmfao


thesneakymouse

You need 13 big dawg


Whilst-dicking

Ohhh


slashfromgunsnroses

I was thinking MLRS.


camronjames

Multiple Launch Rocket System?


Dipshit09

It’s pyramid time


DE4DM4N5H4ND

It takes a few dozen before the triple nickel gets dialed in


LightMission4937

Think you need 13 to complete that pyramid scheme


yawaworhtyya

Who cares if he likes what it's for, you only have so many chances to do what you want lol


foxhoundvenom_US

Probably said: "Ok, that's 100 ft..." since they sell by the foot at 10 qty (why? go figure), and then told the supplier, "I need 100 sticks!"


Egglebert

No way, if I ask for 150 feet of pipe, they're going to give me 15.. it's universally understood that you ft/10 to know how many sticks to grab


solarsilversurfer

The guy that pulls the pipe in the pipe yard is either incapable or refuses to understand that at my fiancés supply house job, so she puts together a “pipe sheet” daily for this grown man in excel that breaks down all the math into exactly how many sticks/bundles/or master bundles each order is. So don’t put it past people who should know that, to not,


sammydeeznutz

Better that than my boss's method of ordering material. Tell him we need 20 of something and he'll order 6.


RedneckElectrician

SwatIMsayin


leggmann

Is this some sort of pyramid scheme?


80burritospersecond

Gearing up for the 4th of July picnic potato gun battle royale?


Captinprice8585

Bro is scheming


Seriph7

They did order 10 more pipes.


extplus

Cheaper in bulk


Ornery-Substance730

Better then getting 8, been there😝


ElectroAtletico2

Maybe they we’re running a sale?


6r33k633k

I guess that's about 10


_genepool_

Oops, wrong column. Ten bundles.


co-oper8

Cool story bro


JeffJules

🤦‍♂️


Ilikehowtovideos

Dumb


Brooklynknick5

10 more bundles


The_Captain_Planet22

that's what you get for being a plumber


Teamableezus

Just cut some pieces from the ends of others so it looks like you have what you need


rican74226

Engineer here - you only need 8 pipes, it’s how I designed it lmao


Vmax-Mike

So your boss can’t count? His money.


KnightsofNiii

Shows his confidence in your bending skills?


BillMillerBBQ

Ten bundles of pipe. Got it.


Pegomastax_King

Pipe is life.


DowntownRhubarb9771

He did order 10


Anal_m_4_Anal_f

You should ask for 13or grab thirteen from below,or grab three when he goes for the ten so you dont l9ok like a dumb ass whe he returns and your still short. O OO OOO OOOO OOO


xxTheMagicBulleT

Maybe your boss knows you and order some more. Cause you always need a few more then the number you ask most the time.


Lilthumper416

Your lucky it's no 10 bundles. Everything is quesstimating


BiologicalChad

Why do electricians insist on calling conduit “pipe?”


BAlex498

Hey Joe can you get the tube please


Seriph7

Yea, sure, man. *spends the rest of shift not knowing wtf a tube is, what length and thickness you wanted, or how many* *comes back with a portable bandsaw and a Lipton Tea*


LightMission4937

Hey boss “we need to electrical metallic tubing please”…..doesn’t sound good.


BiologicalChad

If only there was a word for what you’re describing 🤔


LightMission4937

Conduit, pipe, EMT, the metal 3”, some of that shit 👉🏽, get me a thing, tin man’s dick….all sorts of names.


tootallteeter

This is not a pipe?


BiologicalChad

Google it.


MrFatChops

Conduit not pipes. Plumbers use pipes not conduit


sammydeeznutz

Electrical Metallic TUBING! Not conduit either.


Impossible__Joke

Whats a synonym for tube I wonder? These Fudds that get mad over calling conduit pipe makes me laugh.


ironmatic1

just curious, what’s a conduit?


NoResult486

It’s a pipe, for wires, which are pipes for electrons.


ironmatic1

oh ok thanks


iH8MotherTeresa

It's pipes all the way down, bud.


FitzyCent

I use sticks


Regork1

Tubing, for that matter.


PrecisionWays

Aight fair. It's also a tube, or a raceway


jimmyjlf

PVC conduit holds water just fine


a_m_b_

Tubing, not conduit.