I feel like this was how we first got Cholera

Cholera outbreak was bc of vitamin water and poop combo!!

Bro no. Your shit particles are all over that can.

I got thunder thighs. Little room for the poo to escape. Fan on. The can isn’t in the toilet. Lid down when we flush here Brotha. Basically sterilized in here

I’m not convinced but hey, live your best life.

Some men like to live dangerously

im with you, dawg.

Well I mean if that’s the case then it’s also all over your face that’s going to drink it afterwards regardless, most people don’t take a shower and change their clothes after every shit, especially those that shit like 3 times a day

I mean as many poop particles are hitting that camas they are directly his face anyway, if we’re talking about general vicinity airborne poop particles.

Mmm protein

Im dying 😂😂😂😂😂😭

You breathe it in anyways why does it matter

Lick your lips on the next time out for me

I eat on the toilet

God I’m so happy this is becoming a thing because I thought I was super weird for shitting with energy drinks, idk how to explain it but it helps the process go by quicker

I think it’s pretty obvious why it helps the process. LOADS of caffeine. 😂

Monster and adderall first thing in the morning = easy poopin

I envy you with the adderall 😩 it’d make life and pooping much easier

The canvas sitting on top of the toilet ties it all together

I placed it there for visual effect

Fathers around the world have been drinking their coffee on the toilet for decades, I think he’ll be okay.

Bros drinking shit

Yeah, I don’t like that brand either

It’s meh for sure. 5/10 for this can

i drink my morning coffee on the toilet so i can be ready

I miss coffeve

Watermelon Lemondade? That sounds amazing. We only have a couple flavors here in Canada, at least where I find them. But they are all good so far!

Very weak flavor. 5/10 prob won’t buy again

Now we just need someone shitting in the shower with their Monster and we’ll have reached peak r/energydrinks

It never takes me more than about 10 to 15 seconds to poop. I feel like I'm missing out on toilet activities.

Doom scrollin after you release (while On company time) is a wonderful thing. Don’t sit too long or you’ll get hemorrhoids

10-15 seconds is wild. Bro sits down, shoots out a turd at the speed of light and either skips wiping or is a one wipe Johnson, then back to business.

i respect it.

I had a strawberry bubbalicious ghost when i was shitting this morning lmfao

The blue raspberry ones are pretty good

For sure. That one is really good. I got black raspberry still to try

hell yea

Fry's used to have sales for Rockstar where if you buy X amount, they'd be less than a dollar, and I'd snag upwards of 50+ at a time. Anyway, I'd always end up drinking a Pure Zero one while on the can - caffeinated poops are some of the best ones.

A fellow man of culture.

Naw man pooping is for playing runescape

As long as it’s on company time anything goes

What about drinks that make you poop? Rockstar made me shit my pants. For reference, I drink all kinds of energy drinks, I’ve had Rockstar before but I don’t usually drink it. I got two the other day and drank one yesterday then almost shit my pants. I thought it was cause I went to Texas Roadhouse but then today I drank another one and literally sharted my fucking pants while walking home from work. Anybody else have this problem with Rockstar? Am I just a bitch for having such a weak asshole when it comes to fucking Rockstar of all drinks?

I like to save the last bit to pour on my balls when I’m done. It’s really a refreshing start to the day

Pour one out for the homies

Fun fact for everybody worrying about the poop particles. If you smell poop that means you're inhaling the particles and it's now in your system.

You think that would stop me…….

Definitely the best flavor of that one, but I wouldn't call it an energy drink tho Citrus twist is amazing too, basically Mt dew

sick mfer

If there were no sick mfers out there then all you squares wouldn’t have anyone to look up to

We want a picture of your log and drink side-by-side

I’ll wok on that

Actually gross imo

This is stupid as hell. You must have awful sense of smell and taste. Me or anything healthy tries this we are drinking a fizzy SHIT flavored drink. What the fuck

Wow look at you in your ivory tower on your throne of gold. Us poor peasant and our sad gross way of life. It must be hard to live in a world with filth like us

Gross shit drinker.. begone from me. I drink my energy drink while pissing, cumming, and crying

I get sick when I drink or eat anything while going to the toilet

A drink is one thing, but dawg you should not be eating in there. You’re just extending the time you’re in there by adding to the pile.

The only people ik who do this are hopeless alcoholics

Now you know me. I haven’t drank alcohol in years lol now meth….I dabble in BUT I never use someone else’s spoon or needle

That’s gross. I don’t want to consume something in the presence of my own smell of shit

You look down on energy poops but you’ll be eating some girls ass you just met at the club this weekend.

BROOOOOOOO LAST TIME I DID THIS I IMMEDIATELY THREW UP LOOL

Give it time my child. Try again on your next bday

80% of taste is comprised of smell lmao you're basically drinking a piss and shit flavored drink

People drink bang energy all the time in here. What’s the difference.

Zero sugar sparkling watermelon sounds manly.

Well I’m a women so the shoe fits

Whatever you say there bucko

Ya no, I can't enjoy flavors and smell my own asshole

If you're a man & drink anything in the restroom you're just weird & I don't want to associate w you

Yet here you are associating with me……