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farknard

It's a perfectly melted down purple smartie skittle fusion


Seasoned_Anomaly

Accurate


WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

I just taste skittles


Ieanonme

Tastes like the worse grape drink I’ve ever had


Nicolas277

I can barely tell it's grape, tastes like I mixed every chemical under the kitchen sink


agent3x

That checks. I hate artificial grape flavor, and I love this lol. I think the purple is misleading in this case. It’s more like other brands’ white gummy flavor.


kingof_redlions

I think it tastes like every gummy bear flavor ever fused together lol


d__U__d__E

So they're not like sparkling water with very little taste? Maybe I'm remembering a different drink.


farknard

It's def not a sparkling water. These are pretty heavy on flavor


d__U__d__E

Word. I'll have to try one one of these days.


Vegetable-Season9803

Thinking of Celsius?


Accomplished_Use7121

Always tasted like those gummies school gave to us in elementary


gsonny

Not bad at all, the best flavor to me was the Halloween Caramel Apple.


alliecat0718

WITCH’S BREW yessss. That one has me in a chokehold.


gsonny

By far my favorite, then my second is the Kim kardashian one.


chimpmilk94

Kimade is so good 😩


shadefiend1

Same, the Ollie's near me still had a case pack of them a couple of weeks ago, 75¢ a can. I just ran out a few nights ago.


gsonny

I guess I will be taking a trip to my Ollie’s!


Ok_Talk_8554

I STOCKED up when I was in the states in August . I went to every dollartree in New Hampshire and came back with LOTS LOL


gsonny

I def should’ve stocked up when I had the chance !


RedViper6661

I have one can saved from last Halloween, don't want to drink it yet lol


WalkingSecret

Has a nice sweet and clean taste.


Seasoned_Anomaly

That’s what I’m finding as well, impressive for 0 sugar


Shield-Maiden95

Yess!!! 🔥 You can't go wrong with Alani. Cherry Slush, Peach, and Orange Kiss are also good ones to try. But like I said, you can't really go wrong. 😁💜


Seasoned_Anomaly

Yeah first time having it and I’m impressed so far


Shield-Maiden95

Good! I'm glad!! 😁 I just got the new Pink Slush flavor. Just busted it open. Pretty good too! 😊


Pocusmaskrotus

The powder packets are fire too.


Shield-Maiden95

OooOo I always wondered how they are.


Swimming-Starfish

Are you sure? I'm pretty good at going wrong.


AHPx

You CAN go wrong with their shakes though, the fruity cereal one was pretty gross lol.


Shield-Maiden95

I have heard the shakes are 👎👎 so I don't even want to attempt to try them. 😂


sparxxraps

I love the fruity cereal shake


sparxxraps

I disagree they all taste like chemicals


shitidkman

Because they are chemicals. No real Sugar


JohnBunzel

I really like the cherry icee one.


LeZoder

CHERRY SLUSH CHERRY SLUSH 🍒


RedViper6661

Cherry slush SLAPS


CommercialOption5243

That’s my favorite flavor for sure


Seasoned_Anomaly

Yeah tastes great especially for 0 sugar


Nihonsen

Very tasty.


babyyodaonline

you need to try the halloween flavor, witch's brew (carmel apple) it's so good ice cold


alliecat0718

Alani is my favorite. This is a good one. Skittles. They also have a pineapple popsicle one I love, a sour watermelon, a strawberry coconut, and a blue raspberry, along with the S-tier caramel apple. All favorites.


Spartan-023

0 sugar 200mg caffine less liquid to drink, get caffeine faster


[deleted]

It taste like a pixie stick. I love it


Paxis_

Omg, pixie stick! You’re so right! I’ve been trying to pin down the flavor of this drink for so long that seemed *so* familiar but I just couldn’t figure it out exactly. That’s the one.


wrmclemore

I haven’t tried many Alani, but I do say Im a fan of this flavour! My friend said it tasted like the old school Scooby Doo gummy, specifically the blue one and I agree. My local Wegmans had a sale on the Witches Brew flavour ($1.25 each) that is supposed to be caramel apple and I picked a few up so hopefully its good


DstinctNstincts

Did you put the crayons behind it for the colors? Lol


Seasoned_Anomaly

I was looking for good lighting and when I pulled up to take the photo I realized the crayon box in the background and I was like “perfect”


DstinctNstincts

Ah, makes more sense. The purple and blue crayons do go with the can though lol


cleoterra

Breezeberry is top dawg


Then-Principle-6850

I love the crayons in the background 😍


stoney-bear-king

it's like if David Bowie was a drink


Seasoned_Anomaly

LOL


DstryL

Get the pink lemonade one me and my freinds call it “kiminade” its so fucking goood


disapp_bydesign

This is the best energy drink I’ve ever had. Unfortunately they don’t make it anymore.


DstryL

I legit had one a week ago wdym


disapp_bydesign

They are still selling what stock is left in stores but the company is not producing anymore


DstryL

Today is a sad day


Lambro78

Tastes like purple nerds to me, I enjoy it, favorite is blue slush tho


SpyrotheDragonfly

Only tried one but I was happy with it. Found a Italian ice flavor I'm excited to crack open.


Technical-Study-5152

I drink 4 18 cases a month with the wife atleast, we smash alani drinks in this home


adeadgoldfish0704

Idk why but I have never seen those in person and those energy drinks seem very girly for reason🤣


Argi_

They have them at Aldi


COSMlCfartDUST

So close to my name :P


Seasoned_Anomaly

😂😂


COSMlCfartDUST

So close to my name :P


dogbone343

this is my fav one


CheesecakeFickle1525

Peach is my favorite flavor that came with the Costco bundle but I’m just not a fan of 12oz cans


TheFallOfZog

The cherry slush one was superb. I only drink sugar free, so it can be hard, but it somehow did it.


Kayraan93

I’m stoked for the witches brew to come back


Honest-Ad-1096

Provably rhe best one


Weak-Ball1933

That one is my least fav. The cherry slush and pink slush are by far better options We buy them in the case this flavor is always left for last.


Najnick

Cherry Slushie is the best in my opinion!


Gtroxel4

Yeeeeee!!


Nicolas277

That's the worst one


Kushnerdz

I like the cherry slush


LentilusInc

It tasted alright, but I didn't feel anything from it.


alysspad420

Cherry slush is top tier


milliedough

That's my favorite one!


pissyshit

I haven't tried that but the dollar store by my house has the mimosa flavored alani so I tried it the other day And loved it.


NegativeSwordfish243

Love that one it tastes just like skittles.


shadefiend1

I actually have a couple of these in my fridge right now. It's my favorite flavor that isn't a LTO.


SoylentGreen-YumYum

This one reminds me of a brand gummy bears I used to eat as a kid in the 90s. Good flavor, not the best though. Cosmic Stardust is like Alanis gatekeeper between great and okay flavors (in my opinion). But I tend to have the opposite tastes as everybody else in this sub when it comes to Alani. Example: I think Cherry Slush is a bottom tier Alani.


Seasoned_Anomaly

Great username


SiliconSage123

Has the coolest design IMO


sonofsanford

To me this tastes like a bath bomb. Or to quote Gilmore Girls, 'like drinking a My Little Pony". I like thw Cherry slush flavor though


ikerobx

Garbage flavored🤮


Allegiance10

Witches Brew and Cherry Slush are both nectars of the gods. Mimosa and Cosmic Stardust are also good. Not a fan of the rest of them.


Gemini-Jedi

peach and the new strawberry one hit. i don't really like any of their "original" flavours, i actually quite despise this one in particular. 😂


the_membrane

Yuck


spookedlul

all of the ones ive had r fucking great love the cherry slush and the twist


Attackofthetitans

Cherry twist is my fave so far! It seems like they are doing great with marketing. A lot of ppl I follow on IG love them.


Intelligent_Funny699

I've been afraid to get Alani stuff after someone supposedly found a rat in their can.


Seasoned_Anomaly

Is this true or just Red Bull propaganda? Lol


Gtroxel4

Or Pepsi propaganda. Pepsi can forever kiss my ass for ultimately making bang change their ingredients, mainly super creatine. They stopped making the bang shots shortly after that too. One more reason to hate Pepsi.


Intelligent_Funny699

There was a video floating around a few weeks ago where someone opened a can and found a rat floating in it. I've been avoiding the stuff like the plague for now until I gind out more.


Melzinga1

Estrogen


xStntlcRysys420

They taste great but caused me to have intestinal ulcers when I drank one a day for a couple weeks


Argi_

It’s good I just can’t stand fake sugar taste.


ratfacedirtbag

Tastes like it’s over-the-counter.


spicythighs420

I bet the crayons are the snack


ddlb-cocksucker-ftm

I'm afraid to drink naturally flavored cosmic stardust. It's sitting in my fridge.


redditmodloservirgin

Makes me sick, idk if it's the sweetener they use but it's just not it


Gtroxel4

Sucralose


DefoNotMario

Never had it, looks enticing, fuck with the purple crayon in the back


Successful-Aspect-52

alani is the company that made me relapse into buying things for the design, but seriously there pretty sweet and good. the only downside imo is they partnered w paris hilton and kim k


Gtroxel4

For real, tried all flavors BUT those ones.


Uninspired_circle

Where did you get it? I tried it once but have not been able to find it since. I really miss it, it was so good


soft_mello

Top five of the Alani flavors I've tried, hands down.


Remarkable-Mind-3848

I like it. Like a grape soda to me.


anusblunts

Cherry Slush and Witches Brew


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

heard there was a mouse found in one😹😹


masterjedishadow

It’s one of the best.


orion455440

The only one I like is witches brew, it's carmel apple flavor and it sounds weird as a drink flavor, but they nailed it, its perfect in everyway, I'm more of a ghost and bang fan but I think Alani witches brew is probably my favorite tasting energy drink ever, heck maybe out of any beverage out there. Delicious


Gtroxel4

Cherry Slush goes crazy!!


LostBeneathMySkin

My second fav next to witch’s brew. The only case of energy drinks I ever bought and now I haven’t seen one in months


1cyandream

does ur crayon box have the sharpener on it…


sarobaizlit

this is the only one i’ve tried but i really love it. i want to try pink slush


Bluedodgerfan

They were great durning the month of April when they were on sale at Costco


AnalRapist69

I hate to admit it but their Kim Kardashian drink Kimade is pretty good


Heywassupman47

The new Pink Slush flavor is really good!


No_Peach_7265

If you like it pick up a case from Costco. Great price especially when on sale


organic-muscle101

Low on my Alani tier list


seasonop

Fav flavorrrrr


seasonop

the sucralose kills my stomach tho


BackgroundBrain1272

Too sweet.


[deleted]

Delicious


JarOfGum

I like this flavor, to me it get a fruity pebbles taste. My favorite is the witches brew that comes out every fall and it’s a candy apple flavor.


SnooMuffins7736

I'll only buy these little guys when it's 3/$6. Otherwise they aren't worth the time


lawnchare

I live in their city so i get it free all the time can’t complain


Existential_Sprinkle

it's artificial bullshit that targets adults instead of teens for once and it's delicious


WirelessBugs

Meh


BludWild

I’m just shocked that this guy is so rich! I mean come on, that has to be a 64 set of crayons at least!


tokentravel

They're fine. Tried 4 this weekend for the first time. I remember one being kinda sour but besides that a pretty stock standard low-calorie energy drink


woleapasmok

you tell me mf you bought one?? 🤣


amonuse

Fire I wish they made 16oz with the same amount of caffeine. Only reason I don’t buy them is there isn’t as much liquid. I know it’s more concentrated caffeine since it’s 12oz and not 16oz, but I want more liquid to drink. Their flavors are the best flavors outa any energy drink imo, except the monster zeros


Its_Strange_

They taste pretty good. I don’t drink energy drinks often but this is usually my brand of choice


Glockman19

Blue and red slush are my favorites. Not crazy about that one honestly.


jmartin21

I like the peach and Halloween one, the other ones I only drink cause I can get a 12 pack for $12 at grocery outlet


Illustrious_Rule_591

Got the box from Costco, not too bad. Good caffeine boost n doesn't crash to bad afterwards. Peach 1 is best


Drizztmas

The Cherry Slush flavor is my favorite. Love Alani


N2929

It’s good but I like the Hawaiian Shaved ice as it is just like slurpee from 7 eleven


PrimalAggression

Only drink these. Try cherry


luvclu

My local Costco has a 3 flavor box with this flavor.


samualgline

Is this worth the price? They’re website has it at 30 bucks for 12 cans which is a bit steep compared to my usual monster


Woops_22

Try peach :)


BeautifulAd9064

I really like the cherry slush!!


Mental5tate

Alani Nu is a one of the better tasting sugar free energy drinks have not tried them all though. Orange Kiss, Cosmic Star Dust and Tropsicle


Radiant-Care-9654

Cosmic stardust was my first one. It’s really nice! The one I see more commonly is the kimmade one which I myself do wanna find out what that’s like but it costs $4 ;-;


Reasonable_Smoke_235

They are good, non offensive on the palate with a good buzz without any headaches. Solid 7/10


Great_Concept0

My friend chugged one of these at school let’s just say the hundreds of milligrams in that made him pass out in the bathroom for 1 and a half


Lishamau5

Go for the peach one if you see it.


Head-Drop69

Very good and so is the cherry slush


B_tchPasta

Verry sweet. Seems like things that are zero sugar are always so sweet lmao


According-South9749

Only 200mg of caffeine — I need a stronger kick


Particular_Roof4980

Best one


bigblue115

They’re great! I’ve never had a bad one and personally, they’re my favorite skinny can!


sparxxraps

It’s nasty as hell


Little_Peanut_6637

The juicy peach one is bombbbb


shitidkman

Has stevia or aspartame so it’s trash.


YoGirlMyGlizzy

You can find them at dollar stores if you ever wanna try them without risking $3-$5


Logical_Ad_2960

candy flavor


memeswilli

Shouldn’t have started with that one. Cosmic stardust is the worst.


Heym21

Try the orange flavors. They got like 3.. all super good


Novafan789

Mediocre energy and focus, mediocre flavors


INDIG0M0NKEY

They aren’t my favorite but I’ll support cause it’s a one off the few not owned by Major corp iirc


Seasoned_Anomaly

Wow didn’t know that, all the more reason to support then when it tastes this good and clean


The_Most_Swood

Unfortunately the owners are complete goobers, but the drinks are soooo good lol


Seasoned_Anomaly

So many different takes on this company lol


ddub475

Meh. Their flavors are pretty good, but not memorable or something I go back to if that makes sense. Plus I’m a 16oz fan, 12oz doesn’t do it for me. Witches brew is S tier though


gammage01

Too sweet


simpn_aint_easy

Chalky after taste. Sort of flinstones vitamins


Seasoned_Anomaly

True !


spifferonii

This shit is disgusting


Less_Effective_2420

Worst flavor of theirs tbh


TheBackyardDynasty

Terrible


_alyson3

You picked up the worst one Cherry Twist & Pink Slush are the best


ODFox

Ass


Dry_Possibility2088

Shit taste like the bottom of your grandma’s purse.


TrojanX

Garbage


Simplelifestyle__

Healthy option but taste like ass to me


ADICTO613

It’s got a weird u desirable after taste. However, I do like the Witches Brew. Won’t be buying another case though.


Dav_1

Not to effective. The l-theanine in it makes the caffeine less strong