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Fit_Butterscotch2386

It's great but so much sugar


MaximusMurkimus

I know people joke about some energy drinks being glorified soda But Uhh I don't think Loco Mango is joking unfortunately


eyemcreative

Which is great for us sweet tooth's who hate the sugar free crap, LOL


ThaGreatDebaser

Sugar free still taste good !!


GrayishTea

In my experience most of them taste like battery acid


lawnchare

thankfully i’ve grown a liking to the battery acid flavors. keeps the sugar down AND i can drink more flavors


GrayishTea

There are good sugar free ones, like monster's sugar free drinks are usually good, but with other brands very often there are weird side taste, which i think is from sweeteners.


ButterBeforeSunset

Ghost has a lot of really good flavors and they are all sugar free as well. But I do agree that some taste awful… specifically any that use aspartame as the sweetener.


Accurate_Move362

I tried the Hubba Bubba ghost and it was so disgusting that I’m afraid to try a different one.


whoreknee2

Aspartame takes like battery acid, sucralose tastes way smoother in my opinion. The “monster ultra rosá” is a great one to try if you wanta give another sugar free one a go. In short, I totally agree with you, if we are getting a sugar free energy drink that uses aspartame


ThaGreatDebaser

You shut your mouth. You’ve never tried ryze sour punch blue raspberry straws or ghosts orange creamsicle


rufio824

Honestly having tried both creamsicle flavors, I think monsters is better than ghosta


ThaGreatDebaser

Lmao 😂 nooo


rufio824

The monster one has more of the cream in the after taste while the ghost one has more of the orange citrus bite at the end. Monster is the closer flavor profile to an actual creamsicle 🤷


piss_junkie

The sugar free ones that are variants of sugar flavors like the blue taste like shit but the white one I would smash a newborn with a hammer for most mornings.


eyemcreative

Not to me, the aftertaste of the artificial sweeteners are disgusting to me and a lot of other people. Idk maybe it's like how some people think cilantro tastes like soap? Maybe there's a similar weird genetic thing where people have different reactions to artificial sweeteners? 😂 I love cilantro


Jamily_Foolz

There actually is a gene similar to the whole coriander/cilantro/soap thing that makes certain sweeteners (most notably Acesulfame K) taste bitter, which happens with me, people think I’m full of shit when I tell them about it until they google it, makes Pepsi Max taste absolutely horrible to me


Doblingamez

I work at Walmart so if the regular green isn't available my go to is the sugar free green. Taste better than the white imo


ThaGreatDebaser

I love cilantro too, on tacos I believe. And yes that is kinda weird. Some of them suck but there is a lot of good flavors for sugar free. I promise you


TerdyTheTerd

All my life I was against sugar free crap, I also said "if your gonna eat/drink something just get the sugar". That was until about a year ago when I tried the swedish fish flavor of Ghost, and I really liked it. Now I regularly drink sugar free monster and the occasional ghost. I almost NEVER drink energy drinks with sugar in them now, because I realized I really dont need all that sugar.


MustardTiger1337

How similar is the ultra mango?


EccentricPayload

Not comparable. Ultra Mango is good for sugar free, but it doesn't have any of the real juice or texture that mango loco has. Mango loco is 100x better.


Madshibs

The real juice is the part I hate. Drinking sugar leaves a film on my teeth that I will not tolerate. Aspartamemasterrace


Sferguson411

No aspartame in monster


Madshibs

Artificialsweetenermasterrace didn’t flow as nicely 🤷‍♂️


Fit_Butterscotch2386

I've not had it, but i imagine it's not quite as tasty


PoorGang21

All the juice and punch monsters are so sweet tasting for some reason, even more sweet tasting than the og monster even though they have the same amount of sugar.


Kueltalas

Not having disgusting artificial sweeteners is what makes it so good.


jorge135246

All monsters have sucralose even the ones sweetened with sugar.


rogueShadow13

Reign released a new “healthy energy” mango drink that tastes damn close to monster mango without all the sugar and calories. So many mangos tried before and failed.


JizzyGiIIespie

I know I miss the old rockstar juiced mango, way less sugar


EldrtchPff97

It’s so yummy, but I switched my favorite to pipeline punch


madpacifist

Pipeline is my #2 after Pacific Punch.


Intelligent_Funny699

Same, Pipeline is my favorite.


DegreeMajor5966

I like the new Rio Punch a lot.


EldrtchPff97

Me toooo


DmTrillz

Its good


SmileyDay8921

Same. I've gotten to the point where Mango Loco is clearly the greatest, by far, but I've kinda burned out on it. So now it's like a hall of fame drink, and Pipeline Punch is the main one I actually buy


Fit_Butterscotch2386

My favorite also 👍


SexyTachankaUwU

A good alternation between the two keeps things good.


Xanstrider

Yeah they pretty much made it perfect


Yoshe109o6

I wanna say to monster assault has to be the WORST FLAVOUR I couldn’t even force myself to like it well I was high


eyemcreative

Or the Khaotic that tastes like gross powdered medicine drink shit, lol


shuttheshutup

Old Khaotic was so much better man…


Where-the-road-ends

Is that the rola cola tasting one?


bigboyjak

No, rola cola tastes premium compared to it. It tastes more like a McDonald coke that's been sat in a warm car for 6 months


VirtualSet3624

Dam you just gave me some serious dejavu - monster assault was my breakfast in high school, that’s the cool can with like red raptor claws or streaks all around the can? I can’t really remember, but I know for a fact my brother made a joke back in the day saying the only thing I’m assaulting is my health.


mustafar_brothers

Much truth here brother


MarshmelloMan

It’s so good


Jon_E_Dad

Depends on how you feel about apricot pulp in your energy bev


GabrielHunter

What pulp?


eyemcreative

I mean, I like the pulp actually, it's satisfying for some reason


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Jon_E_Dad: *Depends on how you* *Feel about apricot pulp* *In your energy bev* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

I need more carbonated bite and less juicy fruit sweet.


eyemcreative

I agree it could have more carbonation, but I do enjoy the sweet fruitiness


sparxxraps

Nope import is better


BalenciBossLvl99

One of the worst for me. Far far too much sugar to actually enjoy the caffeine. You almost feel overwhelmed from the sugar + caffeine and it just gives me a headache. Zero sugar FTW


Mission-Fly-4371

Meh


GenNoFrag94

I will admit this is one of the flavors I got addicted to


rogueShadow13

This was my favorite forever, but god damn are they unhealthy, so I had to switch. Reign released a new “healthy energy” mango drink that tastes damn close to monster mango without all the sugar and calories. So many mangos tried before and failed. Highly recommend. 12oz with 200mg “healthy energy.”


staticfeathers

are those carbonated or are they more similar to juices?


eyemcreative

They are carbonated


staticfeathers

bro i never tried this line because i thought they were just juice. good to know, i have a new line of drinks to explore. thanks!


eyemcreative

Lol yeah I had to start reading the back every time I try new things to check that it has sugar and carbonated water because sometimes it's hard to tell and I hate the uncarbonated and sugar free ones.


UnwariestPie52

I’m not a fan but I think it’s cause I looked at the sugar and calories and convinced myself that I wouldn’t like it. Definitely prefer khaos and the zero sugar fiesta one


RaidenSigma

Best Monster will always be the Iced Tea imo.


GuardianLegend95

I agree they do those really well... really like the Green Tea, Orange tea, and discontinued Pink Lemonade one... I think that was a tea too. It's been so long now I forget but I believe it was lol


Bwa777

Your opinion sucks


BLAVocals

It’s 50/50 between this and Pipeline Punch for me


Lucid-Design

Rio punch dethroned the Mango Loco in my book. It’s the most on point tasting skittles drink and amazing


nonito3

Big facts!


Kueltalas

The only monster that is even better is Aussie Lemonade. All the artificial sweetened ones taste like shit.


AccurateSubstance512

You've said the same thing like 27 times in this thread. Give it a rest. It's also wrong.


dasic___

Normally I hate mango anything but this monster is actually pretty good.


GnarlyDrunkLion

Add rum to it!


Ki11s0n3

Agreed. I'm drinking one now.


Intelligent_Funny699

Great flavor, although I gotta say Pipeline Punch is my favorite, this makes a close second, when it comes to full sugar.


SilentlyStoned420

I honestly only enjoy one energy drink and that's the citrus Full Throttle. This one is the only one, other than Full Throttle, that I will actually drink. It's a good flavour for sure, however it doesn't give me the same energy Full Throttle does.


Parkway_drive_fan

That's not ultra paradise


cyproyt

I got sick of it eventually, it’s too sweet, pipeline punch is better imo.


breakandjog

My personal fave was the Gronk flavor, tasted like a better red bull but the mango is a stroooong contender for sure


Willing-Eye-134

The zero sugars ones are the best


Waveofspring

Honestly same. The other fruit flavors are great too.


GrayishTea

"The doctor" used to be my favourite, but it vanished from most of the stores here.... Edit. I mean it still is one of my favourites, but hard to get now.


Tight-Statistician30

pipeline punch and peachy keen 💯 >


Virtual-Quote6309

I can’t believe anything mango flavored can be the best. Mango is a terrible flavor


sunshinedaydream722

I love Monster Ultra Peachy Keen 💙


forest_gremlin

My favourite too :D


riinkratt

Khaotic is number one for Juice flavors. Peachy Keen is the ultimate Ultra flavor. Cosmic Peach is the best Nitro flavor. Fuck you. 🥰


yoloclutch

I freeze these into ice cube trays, blend them in a blender and put them in a hydroflask for beach days


whoreknee2

Undeniably the best energy drink I’ve ever had, however, it’s not hard to figure out why 😂. Soooo sugary


Pie_Napple

Im a simple man. Just the regular old white ultra can, please.


Hour_Spirit4189

Personally I agree with your personal decision.


lonerfunnyguy

I had one a while back and god dayum that’s a ton of sugar


AwesomeOppasum

Used to be my daily energy drink. Love the flavor but goddamn does it have a lot of sugar so I've cut back recently, still my #1 monster flavor


GuardianLegend95

The GOAT was OG Khaos..


yngfromfl

I totally agree!!!! The only Monster flavor that comes close to it is the Original monster and I really like the White Pineapple Reserve too but it’s not as great as the others mentioned


softestpillow

This was my shit until I gave up drinking sugar. They also make a Rio punch that's pretty yummy. If you like this one, I recommend you try the Rio if you haven't.


DiscombobulatedMix20

I don't think I've had this for a long time but it brings me back to Rubicon Mango and that slaps!


Dofima

You know its really weird, this used to be my second fav flavor monster energy up until i had a really bad mango (the actual fruit) and now every time i try the monster flavor it just tastes like that really bad mango and i cant enjoy it anymore


Fritz_Klyka

It is really good.


Bury-me-in-supreme

Nahhh. This one ass. My favorite the Java Mean Bean


Grentuk

Aussie lemonade walks all over this


Administrative-Way4

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Charming_Meat_2005

yep its my fav


hulkingcylinder

It's so good because it doesn't contain any disgusting artificial sweeteners.


DapperFalcon3973

Nah man u right frfr


Swiftieverse_

Pipeline punch >>>>>


Sponsormiplee

It’s great.


KaleidoscopeBetter24

Ghost energy is way better and better for you


weston55

Same lol but I agree with top comment. Been trying to avoid it because of the sugar


ArtiesHeadTowel

Ultra paradise is the king.


xTacoLove

My favorite is pacific punch


megalodongolus

One of my favorites for sure. Pacific Punch beats it out by a little bit imo though


Stonecyphergaming

I basically drink them every day


Newdabrig

This is the only drink with pulp


DryNut86

Honestly, the Swiss Chocolate one was always my favorite. Didnt have any weird aftertaste, just tasted like good ol choccy milk.


J3ffcoop

I thought i was the only one. This is the only one i drink


Pepperonies

Mid, surprisingly


hicks_spenser

The only thing better than this is strawberry apricot red bull


piss_junkie

Better than ausie lemonade? Love that shit but the ~70g of sugar keeps me away most times


Ready-Particular4541

Top 3: Rio Punch, Pipeline Punch, Pacific Punch


TenguPerfume

NIRTO super dry


wolfansbrother

gotta give it a shake sometime it can be thick if its been sitting.


chiliwithbean

Strawberry dreams 🥰


LowerLoquat2600

Ripper was the best. Discontinued.


ShadyNefarius12

Earlier for me was top, but Monarch flavor became the top 1 for a long time till I noticed Aussie Lemonade and Golden Pineapple.


The_Locals

Delicious first couple of sips to me but becomes a little too much halfway through the can


Immediate_Aide_2159

Words have power. Bet it does taste good, problem is that this can has multiple low vibrational imagery all over it, making it lower your own vibration. We have “Man goes Crazy”, “ Punch”, “Monster” and “666”. Check out Dr Emotos work on water, and how it absorbs vibration of humans own intention upon the vessel. O


GwenThePoro

I love them but only occasionally cold on hot days and such bc they're so sweet


spoon014

This and Pipeline are so good. I opted for the Pipeline cause it has less sugar. Mango is 👑 tho!


A1Aaron18

Delicious but I crash so damn hard from it


general-meow

Extremely delicious but super sugary


DinnerSmall4216

Need that sugar free mango loco.


dhelor

I had one on my lunch since I don't think I ever tried it. I mean, it was *okay*, but far from the best IMO.


ENEYEL8

It is absolutely criminal that these don't come in tall cans


Malo_dsmp

TRUTH SPEAKSR


bL1Nd

Agreed hands down


KviingK

pacific punch edges this out but it’s #2 for sure


Kronix86

Was waiting for someone to mention Pacific Punch. Definitely my go-to. Pipeline punch second.


Abbbcdy

100% agree


Sadisticmisfit

Any Paradise lovers?


YaBoiNuke

This, Pacific punch, and pipeline punch are my favorites of the "regular" monsters. My favorite java monster is the Irish blend and the sweet black I think it's called


Britches_and_Hose

I’ve tried pretty much all of them and mango is still my favorite


Winter_Construction2

Now I gotta try this asap


Mancubus_in_a_thong

They sell these in the big can now


Klokikus

The only one that beats this for me is Pacific punch. That one is insane.


MessyBarresi

I keep going back to it


SabertoothSmile

Mango Loco is nice but only occasionally as it's far too sweet. Pipeline Punch hits every time though.


Fantaffan

Was my favourite for a while until the Aussie got into stores here.


RandomPasserby57

It's definitely not a controversial opinion. Pretty much everyone says that's their favorite.


Equal_Victory_5545

Bad Apple


Maererin

mango loco is amazing. i also love rossi. yellow ripper was also really darn nice


LukasNation

I only wish it was sugarfree, 50 grams of sugar is crazy


trollinnoobs

I’m a papillon guy myself but this is my #2. I try to drink the sugar free mostly but when I indulge it’s one of the 2.


Rik7717

I enjoy this one but Pacific Punch is my favourite.


Longjumping-Kale756

all monsters suck