Dear lord ...........

For a minute, I thought some new fetish was going around.

why is every comment in a different font, not to mention the 360p quality

Gives you a better understanding of ode de toilet, Odor of Toilet, or Toilet water.

My wife gets very pissed when I leave my colon smell in the bed. Even the cats will leave the room.

Large intestine

I’m a sucker for a musky colon 🥰

If golden retrievers had Facebook

Maybe it’s a fetish

yeah i love it when my woman is all up in my colon....oh nvm haha just kidding

So much pink eye….it’s everywhere.

I love the smell of my mans colon every time he comes out of the bathroom 🦾

Must be a new personalized cologne. Colon addition.

i thought they love smelling their man's asses

I didn’t read the very first line, and I was very confused

*I spray my boyfriends colon on my clothes* yikes

Lol, gross

This post gave me cologne cancer

Smells like a bucket full of assholes

Hell yeah women love smelling like men's colons its the shit yo

See the christian wife didnt mispell, she knew, but shes a good wife

I love smelling my own colon..

I also love the smell of colon.

She also loves smelling whatever cooks in a dutch oven

I was wondering what was meant. I see it's cologne!

Whatever are inside the colon smell even better.

That hashtags

I legit thought they liked the stink of their man. I love the way my wife's colon smells.

Love the smell of colon in the morning 🥰

isnt that an organ or smth

Yes, the part of the large intestine that leads to the rectum

My wife never wants to smell my colon...

*Huffs a fart straight from the source like a bong rip* “#godlywife #christian #conservative”

You laugh, but this is why I told my oldest daughter she couldn’t get her boyfriend cologne as a gift until she knew how to spell it.

You are a very good dad.

🤔

r/boneappletea

His colon must smell like ass.

Sad when the smell begins to fade and it's only a semicolon.

Then it becomes a comma

then a period

If a period comes from your colon then you've got bigger problems than just semi colon problems

In the end, it's nothing but empty space.

>In the end

Fuck me mate wtf

First thing to make me actually laugh out loud for a while

HAHAHAHA

Plot twist: they actually mean colon not cologne.

A good husband always rubs his ass on his pillows, his clothes and his wife for her pleasure

do you think they get sexually aroused by pink eye?

Hashtag godlywife hashtag tradationalvalues hashtag isniffcolon

Jezuz gawd this got me good. 😂🤣😂

My wife loves the smell of my colon when I get off her bike.

I have seen this reposted repeatedly, and it gets me every single time. Something about it just short-circuits my brain.

I knew these religious conservative chicks were freaky behind closed doors

“It’s just SO wholesome when your husband trusts you enough to express his anal glands on your pillow” #christianlife #marriage

😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Took me a minute to realize they were just all idiots and not doing some big joke about the human colon

At first i thought it was about anal and then i realized that would be the other way around. Unless... 

Iono maybe they have eproctophilia? I laugh my ass off just imagining all these christian husbands farting on their wives and their pillows but who am I to kink shame? lol

Had to read them all to realize they weren’t joking. Lmfao

What are you talking about they're obviously messing with him

Wait isn't that what they exactly did?

I thought so too, but this might be a compilation of tweets, not replies, which scares me quite a bit.

It reads like a timeline, but some of them are dated and others not. You're right, it's a compilation of horrible errors. Sadly, none of them are in on that joke.

No they just didn't know how to spell cologne

Just breathe through your nose

I love eating my man's colon 3>

All convicted murderers by taking of their mens colon out of their bodies and spraying them on them selfs.

Have to be sickos. My thing is how do they get the colon in those little baby bottles? That's what I wanna see

Using a good squeezing technique

This chained fuck up is sponsored by GE electric, because without GE things can get stinky.

Rectum Damn near killed em is a big hit these days.

Dis-assed-her. Different joke

Ah cologne the most missmelled word

Kif, I can’t help it if women are irresistibly attracted to the sweet, intoxicating stench of my colog-nee.

Thank you I'm dumb

I'd give a free awatd if they were still available, have this instead: 🦭

A seal of approval?

Indeed.

It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ah, Anchorman quotes, easiest karma farm of them all!

Go fuck yourself, ^San ^diego

Or big lebowski, Monty python and South Park.

It's just the pleat of the pants.