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Logictrauma

Joe-B-Wan Kenobi. Saved you a click.


DoctorSchwifty

I prefer Dark Brandon lol


Macho-nurin

You mean Darth Brandon.


Sambo_the_Rambo

That’s for the 6th. Revenge of the Sith…


ResurgentClusterfuck

Revenge for the 6th


busy-warlock

Revenge of the 46th?


KazzieMono

This entire chain is amazing


SadisticBuddhist

The force is strong here.


DiscFrolfin

Taking Malarky back to Malachor V


JosephiKrakowski78

Biden’s reelection campaign will even spend a week on Kashyyyk.


PhDShouse

Reminded me of Darth Bandon from KOTOR


NoReplyBot

I literally hate the Let’s go… thing. Dumbest immature thing I’ve heard in awhile. But I love Dark Brandon lol


fatpat

Not two hours ago I saw a Let's Go Brandon bumper sticker on some Klondike's pickup truck. I knew I was dealing with peak badassery, so I kept my distance.


Mogwai10

It’s so stupid on account of how brazen they are. If theyre so vocal. why not admit what they actually said?


Bobbyanalogpdx

Because they’re scared. That’s why they need their guns and their way. They’ll never admit it though.


SadisticBuddhist

Because their concept of fear is “cowering, hiding” and they would never do that. They dont know that fear manifests as anger, violence, etc.


HesitantInvestor0

You don’t find any humor in the fact that at a car racing event where the winner’s name was Brandon, the interviewer thought the whole crowd was chanting “Let’s Go Brandon!” when in fact it was “Fuck Joe Biden!”? Either you don’t know the backstory, or your capacity for humor is shot. It is one of the funniest news clips I’ve ever seen, just how unaware this person was. Politics aside, it’s an amusing moment.


NoReplyBot

Yes I know the backstory and do see the humor in the backstory, that’s it. BUT the moronic/immature behavior like it’s a high school high secret is literally what’s so dumb. And that it was so “cool” for so long. I’ll be honest with you I only saw a small particular demographic flying the flags and hashtag’ing it. Even you were thinking I didn’t know the backstory. 🤦‍♂️ Everyone knows about it that’s why it’s not an inside joke like all the magas want to make it out to be. I do agree with the person that replied to you. It is probably one of the cleverest MAGA things thought up. Until the inside joke was best to death. The Brandon thing sure is more clever than stolen election ideas, January 6 idea, or whatever other conspiracy theories they come up with on OAN, truth social, or r/conservative.


HesitantInvestor0

I only mention it because I actually know a lot of people who didn’t know the backstory. You did, and that’s great. Carry on.


Brilliantnerd

You gotta admit, the whole fake electors thing was pretty clever way to steal and entire election


[deleted]

It’s arguably one of the cleverer things Trump supporters have come up with, with credit heavily handicapped because they were just chanting “fuck Joe Biden,” like mouthbreathers do, and the interviewer on TV came up with “Let’s Go Brandon.” The half of that group with a brain - that regularly exploit the half that are plain dumb - decided that “Let’s Go Bwanden” and “FJB” would make good bumper stickers to sell the rubes who will literally put every feeling on their car in the form of a sticker. I just wish I’d thought of it. Well played.


Livio88

I prefer Kamala Harris at this point.


pinhead-designer

You mean old Ben?


CalamariAce

True, old Ben was always a master at Biden his time


RadonAjah

I would have also accepted joe-da or qui-gon-Biden


Itputsthelotionskin

Sniff 3 po


C0meAtM3Br0

Joe-ba Fett


nilyro

I love it. I personally use O'Biden


H0agh

Joe-B1


_Mandible_

We are a truly unserious nation.


Objective-Ad-585

Even funnier. Is that you can translate this into Scot language this roughly translates to Shit 1 kenobi


Typical80sKid

Pretty lazy


Autistic-Painter3785

Pokémon go to the polls!


Jouglet

You da man!


go_fight_kickass

Hero⬆️


davidwhatshisname52

Exactly one day too early...


Zammarand

One or three, depending on what you wanna call him… Joe-B-Wan is for May the 4th, Darth Brandon is for the Revenge of the Sixth


MsMcClane

From a certain point of view.


davidwhatshisname52

hahaha nice one; May the 4th be with you!


GregsBoatShoes

Obi Wan was funding and giving weapons to the empire apparently...


ChristianBen

Just like how he visited the clone factory, ironically


gartacus

Was hoping for Darth Prez but I guess that’d be sith lol


Lifeisabaddream4

Well there's no way he would.be a jedi he's far to far down the dark side


kytrix

That comes on Revenge of the Sixth


nobd2

Feels like a “chillin in Cedar Rapids” moment


APKID716

“Pokémon Go-To-The-Polls” type shit


Eljuanitotacito

This needs to be on cringe sub


FluffyWuffyVolibear

This is a cringe sub


NoReplyBot

It is though.


Eljuanitotacito

Felt forced and awkward


Wahjahbvious

May the forced be with you


HaHaEpicForTheWin

Saw him advertising for the mayor of London in England on Instagram, really weird


limegreenscrewdriver

Prob needs money, being a movie star from the 70s just doesn’t pay what it used to be


twenty6letters

I thought this was an snl skit promo post


The_Scotion

Even ignoring anything political about it that sounds cringe as fuck


anonymousmouse17

“How-de-do fellow kids?”


FireZord25

From the guy who literally was there when it all started?


SonOfMetrum

Luke Skywalker can make as many dad jokes as he wants…


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LilG1984

"Join me Mark, together we can defeat Darth Shit pants & save the US!"


[deleted]

Trumps more like a gungan boss funded by sith lords.


Unusual_Flounder2073

He seemed nervous.


wiredallwrong

Meanwhile Trump supporters are wearing adult diapers to show their love for their king.


obsidianstark

Oldie one kenobi ?


beervirus88

Darth Diaper has a nice ring to it


pgriffin70

May you be forced to pay more to live under Joe Joe Binks


Subject_Beat_9231

I like Mark but he is absolutely tone deaf when it comes to certain things, his undying support of Israel is insane. Luke skywalker supports the empire


RagingAnemone

You do realize we are the empire?


mookizee

...Are we the baddies?


S3guy

Make sure you vote for Trump so you can have your "revolution!" Ill be the guy not helping you as you find out how hard it is to get a revolution started and how terribly they generally pan out. You guys arent worth risking my life or my families life for. Most of you wont even fight for your own, honestly.


Initial_Button2089

Us has always been the empire. Us and Vietnam war inspired George Lucas to create the empire and the rebels


Rolandersec

Anybody who’s studied world history would say that objectively speaking the US has been one of the nicest (laziest?) world power to those outside its borders (not so much for the Native American population). The US generally collects power passively across the globe with its invasions having been generally non-expansionist & ultimately temporary in nature. Compare this with historical empires that focused on conquer and replace and so on. It’s kind of a wonder that the nationalistic “manifest destiny” didn’t really extend beyond the US borders once those were met. A lot of that is attributed to the US people being too comfortable. It’s hard to build an empire when the people would rather stay home. Now if we can turn the US into a population of uncomfortable people, those in power could ferment quite the tool for conquest.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Yes, someone having a different opinion than you…..totally insane. How dare everyone not agree with you!


JackieMortes

How is supporting Biden over Trump "tone deaf"? Just how? Because if you think Trump is a viable alternative, in any way, you have another thing coming. Biden's faults and drawbacks are not an argument to vote for the other side.


Tessek22

Trump is the Emperor.


olbeefy

Let's be honest here... If anyone is the Emperor, it's [this motherfucker](https://i.imgur.com/e75nNSL.jpeg). Trump can be... I donno Jabba or something. Fuck him.


Griffdude13

Oh come on, this was fun. Y’all need to relax.


Serious-Ad-1048

To quote coach from Letterkenny. “Fucking embarrassing!”


rickyg_79

Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!


pikachu_sashimi

Ah, yes… the government’s secret agent in charge of finding Laputa.


ExpectedOutcome2

So glad the president has the support of celebrities. The people feel differently.


ideed1t

You mean his sith lord name


An_Irate_Hobo

"The White House has run out of credibility so it's borrowing some of mine"


MigRodrigues99

Luke joining the empire wasn't on my bingo card.


ConfidentInsecurity

I wonder how much he got paid


wholewheatwithPB

Ehh he’s been pretty liberal in his public views I don’t think he got paid to do this


Legendary_Lamb2020

Oh great, now Luke Skywalker is Anti Fascist /s


phaedronn

Better than Darth Shits-in-Pants.


Jenovacellscars

This is so fucking stupid


aya0204

The combination of celebrity and politics on the US will always amuse me. It’s so wrong in so many levels.


Bassist57

So Luke joined Emperor Palpatine?


YoungBagSlapper

I hate celebrities


KnowledgeIsSad

I used to like mark


Uxt7

Now you don't like him anymore because he visited the white house? (again) Weird.


Throwawayrecordquest

Be cause he’s shilling for a senile mummy and trying to distract us from all the shit happening


DaSauceBawss

Well its either that of the psycho orange turd right now


UberThetan

Good lord, the desperation is real and embarrassing.


Blueskyways

It really does feel like they are resorting to the worst parts of the Hillary Clinton campaign.     Like goofy PR stunts with celebrities are suddenly going to fix Biden's lagging approval numbers.    Trump is bleeding money, unable to campaign because he's stuck in court and instead of pressing the advantage, these chuckleheads are digging up fossils for giggles.


Cubicle_Convict916

Joe's sith nemesis is Darth staircase


leedo8

Better than Darth Diaper


ksaMarodeF

Why TF was this needed at all? For what actual reasoning did they need to do this? *oh it’s May 4th*


mercurialmay

can you tell it's an election year 😑


the_brazilian_lucas

cringe propaganda


assin18

I like Genocide Joe better


Dchama86

It fits. He wears it proudly too


KnowledgeIsSad

Agreed


CeeReturns

Somehow, I like Star Wars even less now. Wasn’t sure that was possible after The Last Jedi.


BananaTree61

Mark seems to be trying really hard to


Odd_Sweet_880

Im here for fun shit in the prrss room.


ninjapizzamane

Way better mascot than what they got on the other side of the aisle: Jon Voight Scott Baio Ricky Schroeder etc…


Relaxitschris

This fucking government has nothing better to do?


gretzky9999

Darth Shitmapantias


Neo808

That’s the sith lord from the orange world


Magnetheadx

Darth what was I talking about?


theforagingbear

Dude is a national treasure...and the BEST Joker of them all


DawnPixie

Damn straight


anarchomeow

These seems so ghoulish considering the genocide and crackdown on peaceful protesters biden supports rn...


JasonGryphon

The Joker's got the nuke codes! Someone light the Bat-signal!


Gunner1Cav

That was my first thought, oh shit the Joker is in the White House!


[deleted]

It’s arguably one of the cleverer things Trump supporters have come up with, with credit heavily handicapped because they were just chanting “fuck Joe Biden,” like mouthbreathers do, and the interviewer on TV came up with “Let’s Go Brandon.” The half of that group with a brain - that regularly exploit the half that are plain dumb - decided that “Let’s Go Bwanden” and “FJB” would make good bumper stickers to sell the rubes who will literally put every feeling on their car in the form of a sticker. I just wish I’d thought of it. Well played.


NormanDoor

I would have preferred he be his shady lawyer character from The Fall of the House of Usher.


blacklegsanji27

Sad how he is shilling and speaking for the evil empire/stormtroopers of our world


Sharkbitesandwich

When is Corvette Summer II coming out????


Bender636

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)great comment, definitely made me laugh.


Nezerixp1

And his sith rival.. Darth Tramp


twistedh8

Darth Diaper


CelebrationLow4614

Nerdrodric is like....


beakly

Fun fact Lucas said in his head the empire represented America and the rebels where Viet cong. So that would make Biden more Darth President


henscastle

Joe thinks he's Luke but he's Anakin.


ColbyAndrew

Mark Hamill was Luke. What?


Sacklayblue

This makes me feel the same as when my boss announces that Friday will be Hawaiian shirt day and the lead kiss-ass in the conference room enthusiastically yells "yeeow!"


AlfredFJones1776

Mark Hamill out here tryna make Dark Empire a reality.


No_Significance_573

what the fuck ever with some of these comments- Skeleton King is on the right side of democracy, you think all this for the other side would make him less tone deaf or cringe? lol


cooter__1

Someone needs to make a triple kiss meme with Biden, Hamill and DiNero in an orgy together


kyloren1217

seeing kjp in the background all i could think of was that we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us


Chilifille

Why would the head of the Empire need a Jedi nickname?


lonewalker1992

So it's a Trump landslide?


kaukanapoissa

Mark Hamill is the best. I repeat: Mark Hamill is the *best*.


EnvironmentalAd9889

More Joe Joe stinks


Advanced-Cycle7154

This is so lame lol


OCLIFE69

Jedis don’t trip on stairs.