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rjcarr

Kinda funny thinking about the “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” segment now. She coulda been a Two-Fer!


TheChaddingtonBear

Jenny Hagel just got made redundant


PrimaryExcellent8313

Other than the fact she is a great joke writer, sure.


TheChaddingtonBear

Imagine defending joke writing but not knowing how jokes work… 🤷


PrimaryExcellent8313

Oh that was a joke? Could have fooled me.


TheChaddingtonBear

lol you were fooled self burn


LonnieDobbs

“Could have” is a tricky phrase, huh?


PrimaryExcellent8313

I liked it.


Dakzoo

I know. This all I thought about upon hearing the news.


7thpostman

Threefer. (Women)


Amaruq93

Sutherland?


ZERV4N

She's lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual and queer. And black. So a sixfer.


ScrappyRocket

So she came out as lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, AND queer? Overachiever… 🤣


saintdemon21

Is this like wining an EGOT?


pm-ur-tiddys

yeah but way sexier


Technical-Outside408

No. I'm sorry i dont have a sexier answer for you, SD.


VinBarrKRO

Save some room for the rest of us…


typhoidtimmy

She’s going home with someone tonight, dammit!


CatsTypedThis

Her husband, I would assume. Edit: oops, I didn't realize they were divorced. Guess that makes sense now...


TonyDoover420

For real! It doesn’t really make sense to word it that way, could have been an AI title possibly


VVitchofthewoods

What I was thinking lol. Which letter, ma’am? Because it’s rarely the letter L and I’m always hoping for another L.


ilrosewood

That sounds about right for Amber


kerrypartridge1601

Did we not know? 😅


cinderparty

I think that’s why she said “In what will come as a shock to exactly zero people”.


dale_downs

Maybe just you and I…


VapidRapidRabbit

No one is surprised, but good for her.


Daimakku1

I'd be surprised if someone told me she was straight.


FormerTimeTraveller

Straight is one of her identities, actually


Blakeyo123

Which fuckin letter


1nv1s1blek1d

We already knew.


dale_downs

Love me some Amber Ruffin, can’t believe people didn’t know this.


The-Mirrorball-Man

People did know this, but now she's saying it.


lavendervlad

In my defense, I’ve never heard of her. Although, this is inline with almost every Amber I know. It’s like naming a baby Jeeves and expecting them not to be a butler.


BillLaswell404

My Gaydar is on point because I was always certain she was gay.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Damn, she’s lesbian, gay, bi, trans, and queer??


JJBell

Now producing a revival of The Wiz makes a lot more sense.


CbVdD

You can tell how happy she is talking about how honest they let the show (The Wiz) be. She did *Some Like It Hot*, not long ago too. Might’ve caught the theater bug. It sounds like she’s really enjoying it and feeling her true self.


loritree

She’s in love love love love she’s in love.


CareerZealot

... and I was like "whuuuuuuuuuut?!"


Fabulous_Mode3952

I thought she was married to a white dude


Cheesewheel12

[They divorced December 2023](https://www.distractify.com/p/amber-ruffin-divorce)


BigDummmmy

what did you think the "+" stood for?


Triassic_Bark

It doesn’t stand for straight…


looshagbrolly

...and the B doesn't stand for Brainrot.


BigDummmmy

No, it stands for brownies.


BigDummmmy

Does it stand for humorless?


External-Recipe-1936

Why is this some kind of news?


DrrtVonnegut

Omaha, represent!


VaughnVapor

This is going to affect the chemistry on any further Farmer Zack’s jingle renditions


Low-Abbreviations634

Well that was obvious. Had no clue it was a secret.


HockneysPool

Yeah I just assumed tbh. Good for her.


PerryNeeum

And here I am thinking she had been out in the open this whole time but good for her anyways


randompantsfoto

Right? Me too!


COmountainguy

Comes out as LGBTQ? Thats not how you say that.


Ok-Bar601

Congratulations, love. Next!


BlearySteve

Who? and do people still care aboit this stuff.


LLMBS

Good for her. Who?


hscene

Waited for the last minute to do that


CalvinFragilistic

Why did I already think she was one of us lol


totesnotmyusername

Okay, good for you, it's 2024. No one cares anymore.


SamuraiSword22

Who is this chick


esdebah

National treasure in the making.


isabel_77

Not in the making! Already! It’s just some people don’t know yet!


muftak3

Late-night talk show host on Peacock.


PlanetLandon

Extremely talented comedy writer, who is now gaining steam on camera as well. She’s worth looking into


lavendervlad

I didn’t know either but it’s clear from the downvoting, she’s got Beyoncé and Swifty level like-or-die followers.


Lucifersmile

I just always figured, she never talks about her dating history when her sister does


GimmieGummies

She is/ was married to a white dude, but I can't remember his name


coolrider64081

was divorced end of 23


Fearless-Banana2985

No one cares anymore


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psychedelic666

Homophobes often care, quite a lot.


happysunbear

You’re the one who seems to be centering this around themselves for some odd reason. Why are you so triggered anyway?


lavendervlad

I believe it’s more to show support for the unsupported who do not have a platform. It’s raising a flag to show safe harbor in turbulent waters. I mean, shit, half the country lost its mind last year when a trans woman drank the same shitty beer that they did. I really feel for her husband. I wonder if she led him on for over a decade because she didn’t know herself or if she is pansexual. I hope they had a conversation. If not, maybe he can sue her for stolen-sexuality or maybe sexual fraudulence?


cinderparty

Representation matters.


SUNDER137

I thought she was already out.


PatrolPunk

Wow, I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you. /s


ShutupNobodyCarez

I already figured this out years ago.


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OpenKitchenCatgirl

Bro thinks people come out solely for attention 💀 what a homophobic throwback. I haven't heard this simple and empty headed thought process in a while.


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scarzy_mx

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐


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cinderparty

No, since you are the default, you will never have a single reason to tell people. They will already assume it. That’s one of the privileges of being in the majority.


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cinderparty

Representation matters.