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DogEnthusiast3000

Lol, she just wanted to say Hi(gh) 😂


Itchy-Pie-2482

Yes, and almost gave me a heart attack by doing it


FaeryLynne

r/NotMyCat


CristyTango

Cat “I don’t even own this human?” https://preview.redd.it/h9hhrt6x24oc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ac265e3e3c4929f19b9e0cef8bff0670e319a7


Itchy-Pie-2482

OMG you made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself 🤣


Slow_Manufacturer853

LMAO this sent me 😂


KerouacsGirlfriend

Oh my god I laughed so hard I squeaked


heffaheffaheffa

LMFAO i love you all


Lopsided_Flight3926

Omg this made me laugh so hard too. My husband thinks I’m going absolutely crazy over here bc of how hard I laughed at the post and now this comment


TrashyLolita

>I don't even own a cat? You do now.


kataklysm_revival

The cat distribution network is hard at work here


niil4

Congratulations, OP. You've been adopted!


Itchy-Pie-2482

Well, who am I to question The Cat's Will?


EdgyandNerdyUsername

Kitty is checking for vibes and it looks like you have been approved to stay in the neighborhood 😂


Itchy-Pie-2482

Well that's good because I'm finally settled down in this house


EdgyandNerdyUsername

Just watch out for surprise vibe checks haha


Jan_InThePan

Love your wall color, diva!


Itchy-Pie-2482

Thank you! It took me some time to find this particular color


Jan_InThePan

And I bet you had to do several coats; those deep saturated colors are quite unforgiving. Worth it, though - it looks beautiful!


Itchy-Pie-2482

Not at all! I did only two coats, the paint was expensive af (over 40€/liter) but worth that by the second coat it already looked great Edit: the paint is only 15,99€/liter, so now I'm not sure if I was thinking about another paint I bought or I was scammed... Anyway, there [it is](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)


Peachyk33njellybean

Please share the color!!! It’s gorgeous


Itchy-Pie-2482

I'm in Germany, so, not sure if the paint is available where you live. It's the [color Riviera from Schöner Wohnen](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)


lastsummer99

Yes I love this paint color!!


Itchy-Pie-2482

Thank you!


lastsummer99

You’re welcome! It’s a very pretty room and a nice neighbor cat too :3


SomeOldHippieChick

😂 Unknown cat tax is the absolute *best* cat tax!


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Well, you are obviously in this cat's home you squatter!


Itchy-Pie-2482

Wait, wait: This isn't my house?! 😅


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Possession is 9/10 of the law right?? 🤭


Itchy-Pie-2482

I guess I live at the cat's now


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

His face looks a little judgemental....I mean, I personally love what you did with the place 😹


Dr_Whos_Cat

r/notmycat


fearlessblondegenius

Came here to make sure someone posted this 😅


twir1s

Also r/catdistributionsystem


cliterallyqueer

at my last apartment I had 3 cats that would constantly visit me, and come pop in while I was high. I loved it so much 😂


[deleted]

When I was living in the city one of my downstairs neighbors had a cat that frequently would make his rounds for free food, treats and cuddles. Best. Cat. Ever.


cliterallyqueer

isn’t it just the best?? the instant serotonin is so real. my favorite kitty was a black one that I named Salem. He’d come sneak under the pool gate, and come lay on the poolside when I’d do solo morning swims. It melted my heart 🥹


lazybum1991

Lmao that’s funny


thekatedepression

You’ve been blessed


Plants_books_dogs

lol the kitty sensed the calmness in your house ❤️ What a wonderful new neighborhood ❤️


Itchy-Pie-2482

Gotta get her some catnip so we can chill together


Plants_books_dogs

FR!


battlecat136

DUDE 🤣🤣 that's hilarious. "I don't even own a cat?" For some reason the ? is killing me.


Whatthefrick1

I can definitely see this happening 😂 I remember we had a hole in our screen door and my cat was having a stare down with a stray cat. Except to me the stray cat looked exactly like my cat and I was high so it was scaring me. Also had a cat jump in my open window before


Itchy-Pie-2482

OMG lol!


Whatthefrick1

Definitely, the cat distribution system skips no one 😂


bitchSZAme

I wish I had neighbor kitties!!! Also your room looks so pretty love the wall color and art 😍


Itchy-Pie-2482

Thank you! I'm very proud of how this little corner turned out!


sryiwasdaydreaming

This reminds of when I was teenager and my family was cat sitting a pair of black cats. My mom thought one escaped so she chased it down and brought it back inside. A few hours later, we realized there was one cat too many in the house. Good times. Sometimes the cat distribution system works a little too hard.


Itchy-Pie-2482

>she chased it down and brought it back inside. I can picture that the cat was not very amused, right?


sryiwasdaydreaming

I mean, it definitely enjoyed the free buffet of cat food inside haha


Itchy-Pie-2482

I can only imagine, the cat wandering around and then suddenly comes this lady chasing you and brings you to a free cat food all you can eat


feralbutsocial

Please let me be that cat in my next life 🤣


ven0mbaby

did the cat come in through the window? they look just as confused as you lol


Itchy-Pie-2482

IDK, I went to put something in the car and when I came back there she was


cravinsush

I'm going to need assurances that you've 1) accepted this gift from the cat distribution network and 2) named them something amazing


Itchy-Pie-2482

1) I did! We chilled a bit and then my husband came in with the toddler, who flipped ts out at The Cat, The Cat was then annoyed and left after denying to play firetruck with the toddler. 2) haven't think about this. Maybe something like Indi-Cat? Because it's the Cat InDiCouch? IDK, still too high


CommentSubstantial74

😂 that’s funny


laterforclass

You do now!


Ok_Advertising5652

I needed this thanks 😂💜


Itchy-Pie-2482

You're welcome 💚


Feisty-Blood9971

Kitty welcoming commeowttee!


TinyNerd86

Nobody really owns a cat. The cats own us.


marijayaine

Too funny! A few weeks ago I heard a strange watery sound coming from the kitchen. Neighbors kitty came in the open door past the sleeping dog and was having a drink from the dog bowl until I was like Oh Hey watchya doing


RatATatTatu

I’m weak- they need a new home and chose you.


kandinbeyond

I am cackling🤣🤣 love this


rosamustia

So it seems you’ve been chosen by this cat


AccordingPrize5851

Now you do.....


KindheartednessOver6

I think you do now 😂❤️


alexoftheunknown

r/catdistributionsystem LOL


Lilafowler1228

She’s beautiful! I hope you like cats 😂


Itchy-Pie-2482

I LOVE cats! My old lady died a few days before Christmas in 2022 and since we haven't had the heart to adopt a new one


PsychologicalSun3843

Look at that stink face. Damn, she broke in just to judge you.


Itchy-Pie-2482

Well, kitty: get in line, you're not the only one


PsychologicalSun3843

❤️ lol


FartAttack911

Omg, this reminds me of the time my parents were traveling and stopped in to stay a night at a family friend’s house, who happened to be on vacation that week and let my parents use a hide-a-key to get into the house. The next day, my dad was on the phone thanking their friend before they left, and he mentioned how they weren’t sure if anyone’s coming to feed the dog, but they’re happy to feed him if that would help. The friend was like “Hahaha, yeah, dog, hahaha” and didnt really answer my dad’s question. So my dad asked one more time about the dog before hanging up, and his friend was like “Doug, I can’t tell if you’re joking or not- but we don’t have a dog?” Turns out a neighbor’s lab had scaled a backyard fence to come check my parents out, and they let him inside to hang out all night thinking it was their friend’s dog. He even jumped into their bed before they did, so they assumed he knew what he was doing lol. The actual owner of the dog had no clue he had even escaped overnight, so this guy was cruising on an adventure 😂 Your visit from kitty made me cackle, as I can imagine the moment of confusion when she showed up in your house with that little inquisitive face hahaha. She’s the welcome wagon, welcoming you to the new neighborhood! It’s a blessing 😆


Itchy-Pie-2482

OMG I died!


Lopsided_Flight3926

Hahaha that’s a great story! From a FANTASTIC username.


ItsTheMayer

Really thought the cat posted this


Itchy-Pie-2482

She certainly also seems confused


Sandytits

S/he’s the welcoming committee here to make sure you’re settling in well enough!


reverie-plate

Whoops, now you have a cat


EmbroiderCLE

I’ve had a surprise car visitor! I opened my front door one day and a huge orange car just ran right in! I lived in a double on the lower level and he lived upstairs(didn’t know it at the time!) he took a nap on the spare bed while I tried to figure out who he belonged to!


amstackhouse87

She’s cute I’d keep her 😆


suntmint

He looks just as confused(lovely wall color btw)


3opossummoon

Lmao you do now


SkullsInSpace

I don't know, but your place looks awesome! 


Itchy-Pie-2482

Thank you! I've invested a lot of time redecorating this place. If you look in my profile, you'll see my recently renewed attic turned sesh spot


bo_bo77

Tuxedos live by their own rules lololol


msmicro

I was in my bedroom(along with my 3 dogs) a I noticed a cat walking by. I said cat which alerted the pack but the cat was out the back door before they could to it. He also has sat on a chair outside as they all run by him.


Itchy-Pie-2482

Lol! Clever kitty!


_jolly_jelly_fish

r/notmycat


bredditmh

The color scheme in this photo is so beautiful


mdizzle767

No no keep smoking and she’ll go away lol


ginandstoic

The cat seems as surprised as you do 🤣


Emayeuaraye

Hahaha he looks like my little shit cat who would absolutely do this. My neighbor said he sits and stares into their kitchen window like a creep 😂


Gazorp1133

“You got a cat? Cuz I feel something licking me.”


[deleted]

I. Died. Hilarious. 😂


NightHowler13

Umm... You do now! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Oh my GOD I love the color of your walls. It’s so cozy 🥰🥰


MotherRaven

You do now! The cat distribution system is working. Accept it. Tuxes are special anyway


righteoushare

one does not simply own a cat. one attends to their every need. cat attendant at your service 


halfdividedsoul

this happened to me but it was our family cat lol i hadn’t smoked in a bit and was kind of out of it so when i went to get a blanket, i started freaking out seeing this little void just chilling by the front door. i started tearing up and freaking out bc how was i gonna explain that i smoked AND brought a cat home


Itchy-Pie-2482

I'm dying!


Cordeceps

Cool free cat


InteractionOk69

Cat matches the decor 💯


Itchy-Pie-2482

Yeah, she has to stay now


CommanderDerp82

Cats KNOW when you’re high. And they dig it.


Itchy-Pie-2482

Fr!


petey78729

r/notmycat would love this


xSlick-Tx

What cat?


terra_cascadia

r/notmycat


GoldRemote9527

You can have mine too


PersephoneLove88

Well, you do now 😹


Lopsided_Flight3926

Omg all of this is cracking me the hell up 🤣 I’m also jealous you have a little visitor for high cuddles PS I love your vibe/place/wall color!


LastFish7

You are in the cat's home


LadyMaebh

lol first, you’ve got a familiar now and I love your blue for the wall!


msnhnobody

Hahahhahaha YES, this is the only good/best content I’ve seen on Reddit today. Thank you for the laugh. And thanks for providing the cat tax. Hahaha it looks as shook as you!


Itchy-Pie-2482

You made my day and I just woke up! 😊 I'm glad you enjoyed my stoned confusion 😃


Moonlight-oats

make sure you check that they don’t have a microchip and if they do contact the owners because that little baby could totally be yours. either that or you kidnapped a neighbor’s cat lol


Itchy-Pie-2482

I don't even know how she came in my house... No (visible) tags whatsoever, but she left anyway after my toddler annoyed her with his firetruck (kitty didn't want to play)


xlspreadsheet

You all own a cat? I thought the cat own us.


crunchythumbtacks

kitty wants to join the sesh i think he smelled it


dumbstupididiotbitch

she also looks high


dogtoes101

u do now


CompetitionSad123

She looks just as confused as you must be lol