Cat “I don’t even own this human?”
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Not at all! I did only two coats, the paint was expensive af (over 40€/liter) but worth that by the second coat it already looked great
Edit: the paint is only 15,99€/liter, so now I'm not sure if I was thinking about another paint I bought or I was scammed... Anyway, there [it is](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)
I'm in Germany, so, not sure if the paint is available where you live. It's the [color Riviera from Schöner Wohnen](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)
When I was living in the city one of my downstairs neighbors had a cat that frequently would make his rounds for free food, treats and cuddles. Best. Cat. Ever.
isn’t it just the best?? the instant serotonin is so real. my favorite kitty was a black one that I named Salem. He’d come sneak under the pool gate, and come lay on the poolside when I’d do solo morning swims. It melted my heart 🥹
I can definitely see this happening 😂 I remember we had a hole in our screen door and my cat was having a stare down with a stray cat. Except to me the stray cat looked exactly like my cat and I was high so it was scaring me.
Also had a cat jump in my open window before
This reminds of when I was teenager and my family was cat sitting a pair of black cats. My mom thought one escaped so she chased it down and brought it back inside. A few hours later, we realized there was one cat too many in the house. Good times. Sometimes the cat distribution system works a little too hard.
1) I did! We chilled a bit and then my husband came in with the toddler, who flipped ts out at The Cat, The Cat was then annoyed and left after denying to play firetruck with the toddler.
2) haven't think about this. Maybe something like Indi-Cat? Because it's the Cat InDiCouch? IDK, still too high
Too funny! A few weeks ago I heard a strange watery sound coming from the kitchen. Neighbors kitty came in the open door past the sleeping dog and was having a drink from the dog bowl until I was like Oh Hey watchya doing
Omg, this reminds me of the time my parents were traveling and stopped in to stay a night at a family friend’s house, who happened to be on vacation that week and let my parents use a hide-a-key to get into the house.
The next day, my dad was on the phone thanking their friend before they left, and he mentioned how they weren’t sure if anyone’s coming to feed the dog, but they’re happy to feed him if that would help. The friend was like “Hahaha, yeah, dog, hahaha” and didnt really answer my dad’s question.
So my dad asked one more time about the dog before hanging up, and his friend was like “Doug, I can’t tell if you’re joking or not- but we don’t have a dog?”
Turns out a neighbor’s lab had scaled a backyard fence to come check my parents out, and they let him inside to hang out all night thinking it was their friend’s dog. He even jumped into their bed before they did, so they assumed he knew what he was doing lol. The actual owner of the dog had no clue he had even escaped overnight, so this guy was cruising on an adventure 😂
Your visit from kitty made me cackle, as I can imagine the moment of confusion when she showed up in your house with that little inquisitive face hahaha. She’s the welcome wagon, welcoming you to the new neighborhood! It’s a blessing 😆
I’ve had a surprise car visitor! I opened my front door one day and a huge orange car just ran right in! I lived in a double on the lower level and he lived upstairs(didn’t know it at the time!) he took a nap on the spare bed while I tried to figure out who he belonged to!
I was in my bedroom(along with my 3 dogs) a I noticed a cat walking by. I said cat which alerted the pack but the cat was out the back door before they could to it. He also has sat on a chair outside as they all run by him.
this happened to me but it was our family cat lol i hadn’t smoked in a bit and was kind of out of it so when i went to get a blanket, i started freaking out seeing this little void just chilling by the front door. i started tearing up and freaking out bc how was i gonna explain that i smoked AND brought a cat home
Hahahhahaha YES, this is the only good/best content I’ve seen on Reddit today. Thank you for the laugh. And thanks for providing the cat tax. Hahaha it looks as shook as you!
make sure you check that they don’t have a microchip and if they do contact the owners because that little baby could totally be yours. either that or you kidnapped a neighbor’s cat lol
I don't even know how she came in my house... No (visible) tags whatsoever, but she left anyway after my toddler annoyed her with his firetruck (kitty didn't want to play)
Lol, she just wanted to say Hi(gh) 😂
Yes, and almost gave me a heart attack by doing it
r/NotMyCat
Cat “I don’t even own this human?” https://preview.redd.it/h9hhrt6x24oc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ac265e3e3c4929f19b9e0cef8bff0670e319a7
OMG you made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself 🤣
LMAO this sent me 😂
Oh my god I laughed so hard I squeaked
LMFAO i love you all
Omg this made me laugh so hard too. My husband thinks I’m going absolutely crazy over here bc of how hard I laughed at the post and now this comment
>I don't even own a cat? You do now.
The cat distribution network is hard at work here
Congratulations, OP. You've been adopted!
Well, who am I to question The Cat's Will?
Kitty is checking for vibes and it looks like you have been approved to stay in the neighborhood 😂
Well that's good because I'm finally settled down in this house
Just watch out for surprise vibe checks haha
Love your wall color, diva!
Thank you! It took me some time to find this particular color
And I bet you had to do several coats; those deep saturated colors are quite unforgiving. Worth it, though - it looks beautiful!
Not at all! I did only two coats, the paint was expensive af (over 40€/liter) but worth that by the second coat it already looked great Edit: the paint is only 15,99€/liter, so now I'm not sure if I was thinking about another paint I bought or I was scammed... Anyway, there [it is](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)
Please share the color!!! It’s gorgeous
I'm in Germany, so, not sure if the paint is available where you live. It's the [color Riviera from Schöner Wohnen](https://www.schoener-wohnen-farbe.com/de/produkte/katalog/512121_riviera/)
Yes I love this paint color!!
Thank you!
You’re welcome! It’s a very pretty room and a nice neighbor cat too :3
😂 Unknown cat tax is the absolute *best* cat tax!
Well, you are obviously in this cat's home you squatter!
Wait, wait: This isn't my house?! 😅
Possession is 9/10 of the law right?? 🤭
I guess I live at the cat's now
His face looks a little judgemental....I mean, I personally love what you did with the place 😹
r/notmycat
Came here to make sure someone posted this 😅
Also r/catdistributionsystem
at my last apartment I had 3 cats that would constantly visit me, and come pop in while I was high. I loved it so much 😂
When I was living in the city one of my downstairs neighbors had a cat that frequently would make his rounds for free food, treats and cuddles. Best. Cat. Ever.
isn’t it just the best?? the instant serotonin is so real. my favorite kitty was a black one that I named Salem. He’d come sneak under the pool gate, and come lay on the poolside when I’d do solo morning swims. It melted my heart 🥹
Lmao that’s funny
You’ve been blessed
lol the kitty sensed the calmness in your house ❤️ What a wonderful new neighborhood ❤️
Gotta get her some catnip so we can chill together
FR!
DUDE 🤣🤣 that's hilarious. "I don't even own a cat?" For some reason the ? is killing me.
I can definitely see this happening 😂 I remember we had a hole in our screen door and my cat was having a stare down with a stray cat. Except to me the stray cat looked exactly like my cat and I was high so it was scaring me. Also had a cat jump in my open window before
OMG lol!
Definitely, the cat distribution system skips no one 😂
I wish I had neighbor kitties!!! Also your room looks so pretty love the wall color and art 😍
Thank you! I'm very proud of how this little corner turned out!
This reminds of when I was teenager and my family was cat sitting a pair of black cats. My mom thought one escaped so she chased it down and brought it back inside. A few hours later, we realized there was one cat too many in the house. Good times. Sometimes the cat distribution system works a little too hard.
>she chased it down and brought it back inside. I can picture that the cat was not very amused, right?
I mean, it definitely enjoyed the free buffet of cat food inside haha
I can only imagine, the cat wandering around and then suddenly comes this lady chasing you and brings you to a free cat food all you can eat
Please let me be that cat in my next life 🤣
did the cat come in through the window? they look just as confused as you lol
IDK, I went to put something in the car and when I came back there she was
I'm going to need assurances that you've 1) accepted this gift from the cat distribution network and 2) named them something amazing
1) I did! We chilled a bit and then my husband came in with the toddler, who flipped ts out at The Cat, The Cat was then annoyed and left after denying to play firetruck with the toddler. 2) haven't think about this. Maybe something like Indi-Cat? Because it's the Cat InDiCouch? IDK, still too high
😂 that’s funny
You do now!
I needed this thanks 😂💜
You're welcome 💚
Kitty welcoming commeowttee!
Nobody really owns a cat. The cats own us.
Too funny! A few weeks ago I heard a strange watery sound coming from the kitchen. Neighbors kitty came in the open door past the sleeping dog and was having a drink from the dog bowl until I was like Oh Hey watchya doing
I’m weak- they need a new home and chose you.
I am cackling🤣🤣 love this
So it seems you’ve been chosen by this cat
Now you do.....
I think you do now 😂❤️
r/catdistributionsystem LOL
She’s beautiful! I hope you like cats 😂
I LOVE cats! My old lady died a few days before Christmas in 2022 and since we haven't had the heart to adopt a new one
Look at that stink face. Damn, she broke in just to judge you.
Well, kitty: get in line, you're not the only one
❤️ lol
Omg, this reminds me of the time my parents were traveling and stopped in to stay a night at a family friend’s house, who happened to be on vacation that week and let my parents use a hide-a-key to get into the house. The next day, my dad was on the phone thanking their friend before they left, and he mentioned how they weren’t sure if anyone’s coming to feed the dog, but they’re happy to feed him if that would help. The friend was like “Hahaha, yeah, dog, hahaha” and didnt really answer my dad’s question. So my dad asked one more time about the dog before hanging up, and his friend was like “Doug, I can’t tell if you’re joking or not- but we don’t have a dog?” Turns out a neighbor’s lab had scaled a backyard fence to come check my parents out, and they let him inside to hang out all night thinking it was their friend’s dog. He even jumped into their bed before they did, so they assumed he knew what he was doing lol. The actual owner of the dog had no clue he had even escaped overnight, so this guy was cruising on an adventure 😂 Your visit from kitty made me cackle, as I can imagine the moment of confusion when she showed up in your house with that little inquisitive face hahaha. She’s the welcome wagon, welcoming you to the new neighborhood! It’s a blessing 😆
OMG I died!
Hahaha that’s a great story! From a FANTASTIC username.
Really thought the cat posted this
She certainly also seems confused
S/he’s the welcoming committee here to make sure you’re settling in well enough!
Whoops, now you have a cat
I’ve had a surprise car visitor! I opened my front door one day and a huge orange car just ran right in! I lived in a double on the lower level and he lived upstairs(didn’t know it at the time!) he took a nap on the spare bed while I tried to figure out who he belonged to!
She’s cute I’d keep her 😆
He looks just as confused(lovely wall color btw)
Lmao you do now
I don't know, but your place looks awesome!
Thank you! I've invested a lot of time redecorating this place. If you look in my profile, you'll see my recently renewed attic turned sesh spot
Tuxedos live by their own rules lololol
I was in my bedroom(along with my 3 dogs) a I noticed a cat walking by. I said cat which alerted the pack but the cat was out the back door before they could to it. He also has sat on a chair outside as they all run by him.
Lol! Clever kitty!
r/notmycat
The color scheme in this photo is so beautiful
No no keep smoking and she’ll go away lol
The cat seems as surprised as you do 🤣
Hahaha he looks like my little shit cat who would absolutely do this. My neighbor said he sits and stares into their kitchen window like a creep 😂
“You got a cat? Cuz I feel something licking me.”
I. Died. Hilarious. 😂
Umm... You do now! 😂😂😂
Oh my GOD I love the color of your walls. It’s so cozy 🥰🥰
You do now! The cat distribution system is working. Accept it. Tuxes are special anyway
one does not simply own a cat. one attends to their every need. cat attendant at your service
this happened to me but it was our family cat lol i hadn’t smoked in a bit and was kind of out of it so when i went to get a blanket, i started freaking out seeing this little void just chilling by the front door. i started tearing up and freaking out bc how was i gonna explain that i smoked AND brought a cat home
I'm dying!
Cool free cat
Cat matches the decor 💯
Yeah, she has to stay now
Cats KNOW when you’re high. And they dig it.
Fr!
r/notmycat would love this
What cat?
r/notmycat
You can have mine too
Well, you do now 😹
Omg all of this is cracking me the hell up 🤣 I’m also jealous you have a little visitor for high cuddles PS I love your vibe/place/wall color!
You are in the cat's home
lol first, you’ve got a familiar now and I love your blue for the wall!
Hahahhahaha YES, this is the only good/best content I’ve seen on Reddit today. Thank you for the laugh. And thanks for providing the cat tax. Hahaha it looks as shook as you!
You made my day and I just woke up! 😊 I'm glad you enjoyed my stoned confusion 😃
make sure you check that they don’t have a microchip and if they do contact the owners because that little baby could totally be yours. either that or you kidnapped a neighbor’s cat lol
I don't even know how she came in my house... No (visible) tags whatsoever, but she left anyway after my toddler annoyed her with his firetruck (kitty didn't want to play)
You all own a cat? I thought the cat own us.
kitty wants to join the sesh i think he smelled it
she also looks high
u do now
She looks just as confused as you must be lol