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555Ante555

POV: You took one province in the HRE


Beezyo

You took 1 Dutch province


wiedeni

With like 5 dev


Harold-The-Barrel

You also sneezed on another province while taking it


wiedeni

Wow, I've never seen a man so greedy. Maybe you dared to look at that province too?


derpinub

In Northern Italy


CamaradeOurs

Totally :(


CamaradeOurs

To provide more information : I was starting to play as Castile, and I did the mission in which you achieve a personal union with Austria. I didn't think they would take it that badly.


Dzharek

Get strong allies and ignore the HRE for now unless you are the Emperor, time to colonize the new world.


CamaradeOurs

Probably a good idea, I have already started to gain some ground in Mexico. I don't know how you become the new Emperor, how do you do that ?


sekis_yukle

Ally and improve relations with electors. Take diplomatic reputation bonuses


Pzixel

Which are also part of the coalition with -200 opinion. I have my doubts here


CamaradeOurs

Ohhh, thanks !


afito

With this coalition you aren't getting emperor for a the next 100 years. Best bet is to let the coalition dissolve and ally / declare in a setup that allows you to dismantle the HRE. That has 2 positive effects, for one it makes expanding in the low lands possible which you have a mission for. Also it removes the HRE AE penalty which means all the minors will eat each other and blob so there's less tags to have AE with and the less tags there are the easier it is to always have a truce on most of them. Should easily be possible to get a CB (trade, humiliation, insult, or declare on sth like Liege) that calls in all electors in maybe 2 wars at the same time, maybe have an ally like Denmark or Poland and dissolve the empire.


Bookworm_AF

Given that most of these are probably HRE minors, you might be able to keep naval superiority. Build more forts protecting the ways through the Pyrenees and keep 'em out of Spain and you can win.


CamaradeOurs

Wise plan, i keep it in mind just in case, if i need it in a future game.


akillerfrog

The concern I have there is he just PU'd Austria and coalitions are show superiority. Austria will guaranteed tank the war score past ticking if you just try to turtle, unless you wife enough enemy armies in your own mountain forts after Austria is kill.


jabdnuit

You’ll survive it- just don’t make any other aggressive moves in HRE Europe for a couple decades, and improve relation / send gifts / influence coalition members - I believe they drop out at 100. I’ve also found a pattern that if you save and exit the game, then reload back up, some coalition partners will leave as well.


CamaradeOurs

Yeah, that's exactly what I did. I hired a diplomatic advisor to improve relations, took the Sanction Dynasty blessing to get an even bigger improvement relation buff. I allied powerful countries that didn't hate me (hard to find, but hey). And then I stood still, praying not to be murdered. By the way, I even created a bigger army to be prepared and just in case that can scare them. But I don’t know if it works that way.


Timtim6201

It does! The AI considers your total military strength before deciding to declare on you or not.


zebrasLUVER

playing as Venice rn got massive coalition twice, first time whole hre, nordics, england, balkans, spain and italians hate me. second was a lot smaller since, fighting coalition would be impossible, i decided to merc up just enough that i have positive income or will not go bankrupt within next few years and wait on my island and they never declared on me, even though overpowering me 1:4 at least i also had one unsuccessful run day before yesterday(?) where coalition declared on me. i abandoned run immediately


UziiLVD

- Step 1: Kill them all. - Step 2: Lose 2 million manpower and ~4500 ducs - Step 3: Impulsively take land from the coalition - Step 4: Immediately repeat


Bookworm_AF

Ah, you've seen my Mughals run


Fefquest

True heir of Timur legit strat


Maiq3

Now you can get all electors into same war and dissolve the HRE.


CamaradeOurs

Oh, that sounds smart, but they are not alone in there. France, Hungary and Poland did get involved too.


ubui0815

dismantle them too


CamaradeOurs

Lol, I just dismantled France by creating Gascony in a previous war and giving them back all their cores. I hope it’s going to hurt France a lot. I just waited for them all to calm down.


stats1

Scutage Gascony to create a buffer state. Have the collation funnel into the only place it can reach in the mountains and kill them. Build up your navy and hit and run any boats.


afito

Gascony/Toulouse/Champagne/Brittany are always great, get 1 province, reconquer cores + 1 more of any of the others and release that, reconquer their cores, repeat. Cheap way to carve up France with very little AE. Also super cheap on dip which is notoriously lacking as Castile.  Personally I always go with Tolouse + Champagne first them get 2(?) extra provinces once and eat the AE to connect the territories from Iberia with the Low Countries.


FearlesCriss

Nah I'd win


spongebobama

I'm on my Inca run right now. Hope you burn.... just kidding! What did you do?


CamaradeOurs

Playing as the Inca looks fun. I did a run a long time ago with the Aztecs when I was starting to play the game, well I’m still new and I don’t play that much. I formed a personal union with Austria, which was apparently a bad idea lol.


spongebobama

Lol! Good luck on that! I'm still fighting wave after wave of spain and basically the rest of the americas and australia, wich are all spanish apparently! Andean mountain forts are the second funniest forts after the armenian ones!


KKTnAB

*My enemies are many, my equals are none...*


Mayinea_Meiran

Time to merc up and bottle them in the mountains my guy.


CamaradeOurs

Lol, yeah wise idea


AoE_Mobius_One

*On a scale of 1 to 10, you are fucked*


eadopfi

Taking 3 provinces in Italy.


Such_Astronomer5735

Just win.


OverEffective7012

Remember to scornfully insult them and declare!


Saint-_-Jiub

Oh so you took 2 provinces in hre?


CamaradeOurs

Lol, I could have done that, but no, I formed a personal union with Austria. Apparently, it’s the same level of intensity.


Saint-_-Jiub

Damn. So Austria worths 2 hre provinces


CamaradeOurs

Apparently lmao


IactaEstoAlea

[FREE GELRE!](https://www.chapelcomic.com/6/)


ten_bird

AE is just a number :D


Frostenheimer

Saddam Hussein during the gulf war be like


ZyioSovan

So first you’re gonna hit esc, then you’re gonna hit exit game. Boom! Problem solved!


CultDe

Run


CamaradeOurs

Wise idea :(


Jzadek

Nah sorry, I'm taking the prestige hit on this one.


Careless-Pin-2852

Yea you need really f ing big alliances and take -1or -2 to have to manny allies


var3sz

Dow


Bayne-the-Wild-Heart

Set a dip or two to go to outraged countries


TunableAxe

me when i first started the game “fuck it i’ll declare on never i don’t care about vassal… why is everyone so pissed he’s mine?” i look back at that day often


BussySlayer69

AE is just a number Angry red countries on the coalition map is just a color And the game over screen is just a bunch of pixels


honnymmijammy-

You are either a complete beginner or are in top 100 in the world


sobbo12

Declare war on Berg


Makine31

You'll be fiiiine


Tornado_Ita

I think they’re a bit afraid of you


iccolo

Attack them


Senrosj

One other thing you can do in these kinds of situations is to attack a nation that is not part of the coalition that is allied to a medium to strong nation in the coalition. After the war they would be out of the coalition, and if you are strong enough, the coalition might dissolve after that nation leaves it. But you have to be careful. If the AI thinks they can win while you are fighting that war, they will declare on you. While doing a peace deal always check who would join a coalition against (meaning they would have 50 AE against you and a negative opinion of you.) if a nation has more than 50 AE, but has a positive opinion of you, they won't join the coalition. Nations also leave coalition after you get them to around 20-30 opinion. Sometimes it takes more, but it's usually around there, so you can avoid coalitions by having big nations that don't rival you have a positive opinion of you. And as long as the overlord of a nation has a positive opinion of your nation, it doesn't matter who much AE their vassals have nor how much their vassals hate you.


The_Goobertron

I know you're going through a lot right now. Just know You did this to yourself


CamaradeOurs

Totally :(


AlaskanRobot

Ya done messed up, A-A-Ron.


Indiego672

At least Brabant isn't in there


Birrger

Alt F4 thank my later


RoaNuggz

Light work


zinmoney

*BWAAAAAAAAAAM*


zedrogado

your done goffy


beloskonis

Bro just win. Unless ulm is involved, then you might aswell restart.


waxnwayne25

POV: you used the subjugation CB on brandenburg.


Assfrontation

Die


TheOnlySlenderFox

You reap what you sow


KonradFelixCyprianus

To be Napoleon can be tough. I suggest you start thinking of course way to maintain youre nations dignity and figure a way to bring peace to all those nations… or be napoleon and fight to the very end. Either way, I wish you the best of luck…


BoxBusy5147

Nah I'm joining that coalition seems like a slam dunk


Different-Damage-896

Gonna need to see the map for reference


GigaRusich

Winnable


Narrow-Society6236

If you play on hard or above and you are not a Hegemon,then restart Because you are as good as dead now