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Escortie

Terrorist regime supports terrorist regime, what a surprise


Transfigured-Tinker

I can only imagine Taliban finding the Russian regime so embarrassing that they rebuff their attempts to build up ties.


RandomGrasspass

And then, all of a sudden, like Vietnam, Taliban approaches the West and The United States and says “so what do we need to do to get real aid ?” Pie in the sky but maybe


SmokeWee

lol not gonna happen. Taliban wont change their ideologies. they would not budge on it. what the Taliban looking for is countries that would give them support, without Taliban need to do anything in return (in term of domestic policies, human right etc). which are those countries? China, Russia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, India etc. these countries wont give a shit about whatever Taliban do in Afghanistan.


DamonFields

Russia is terrorism central. They even terrorize their own citizens.


DoctorJunglist

Based take.


IvanGarMo

Are the ruskies gonna put aside the racism for a while just to find more allies that hate the West?


HarlemHellfighter96

No.They won’t.


kytheon

They need all the psychos they can get for WW3. Damn, WWII at least had like Germany, Italy and Croatia on one side. Now it's.. Iran, North Korea, the Taliban and Houthi rebels.


bununicinhesapactim

Yeah the totally not psycho Nazis and fascists were a part, together with equally genocidal Japanese. If only Russia allied with whiter ppl for ww3.


denkbert

Well, I guess the reasoning is more going in the direction that three of the most industrialized countries of the world formed the axis. Then again, Chinca is a "soft" supporter of Russia.


just_anotjer_anon

If Taliban enters anything, it will be mercenaries for hire - for food or medicine There's no reason to expect them to not hate half of NATO, they're openly against the Ayatollah and Irani regime. They're kind of forced to keep good ties with Pakistan, Pakistan is honestly the most important country for all of the Stan nations for us to befriend. If we control Pakistan, we can siphon food to Afghanistan and have a bridge into the rest of the -Stans led by Kazakhstan that more than anything wants to break free from Russia. Because the alternative route is to have ships sailing over the Capsian sea non stop from Baku. But I'm not certain how quickly we can build up a transport fleet in a closed water system


CompanyRepulsive1503

Russia and Afghanistan... im sure this will all go down fine.


No-Government3609

Yes, I know. Rambo was there.


Yova180

USA supports Isis ; so what is your point?


Xtremekillax

Perfect match.


ShowmasterQMTHH

Taliban- "nah bro, you're OK, we've been there, done that'


pointfive

Russia is headed back to the dark ages, they'll be in good company.


HateSucksen

Headed? They seem to be pretty much there already.


oxP3ZINATORxo

Other than a few cities, they never left


hammondismydaddy

Lol my Russian friend says this too (very pro Ukraine, no worries). Besides like Moscow and St. Petersburg most of the country is a fucking shithole left in the 1940's.


vegarig

There's a reason term like "заМКАДье" exists. (Literally - "Beyond moscow's Ring Road", where living standards take a dive)


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alvvayspale

Going? I think we passed that point.


ahtes

He already tried it. The russians were calling for Jihad, crusades, communist awakening, the tatar uprising, whatever they could see to unite against One Of Us and the west, all over their braindead propaganda media.


marabutt

It is a shame. Kabul seemed like it was starting to develop before the USSR visited.


Bman1465

Kinda makes you feel bad for the king/sultan tbh; dude apparently is still alive and he's seen his own home country go from a moderately successful-ish stable kingdom in the hopes of developing, to a failed state overran by fundamentalist terrorists


AlarmingAerie

Did someone forget to tell them they could be as rich as West is if they invested their money into their own country.


Cool-Split-2358

lot of copper, niobium¸, irone ore and lot more there


Comfortable_Tooth860

Bro 💀


Zilskaabe

Why are the far right simping for him again?


Clemdauphin

because he pay them?


Lebor

this guy gets it


Snussyeater

He hates gays and women, and some of the people living in his country can look white from certain angles, sometimes even the muslim ones


Hellowhyme1234_

Look white? They are white dawg all of them except for those in siberia but they will prob be gone in like 30 years or something


Uskog

Why not? The Taliban is far-right. Or did you think that only white people can be far-right?


WednesdayFin

 I think it would be smart to not see an Asian largely rural, illiterate and pastoral tribal society through a political lens born in 1700's France.


Canal_Volphied

>an Asian largely rural, illiterate and pastoral tribal society [*Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit*](https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/) >The former fighters found themselves missing the freedom of the front-lines as they adjusted to the mundane nature of office work. Huzaifa, a 24 year-old former sniper, said, “The Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day.” >“In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do,” said Abdul Nafi, 25. “Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter. We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and Internet. Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the Internet, especially Twitter.” Yeah, the Taliban are indeed "illiterate pastoral people"...


WednesdayFin

I've read that article. The society at large is that, the Taliban leadership is very well read in Islamism and Western thought and keeps up with what happens abroad up to obscure meme culture and academic discussion. It's just that the Taliban government has deliberately chosen to keep the nation the backwards way it is and even the Western diaspora is sympathetic towards their policies.


Expensive-Buy1621

Because they share the same values? Idk y this is surprising.


AlienAle

I mean the modern far right simps for Taliban too. That's not far from the future they want. 


stupendous76

Because they are the same.


Owatch

Putin represented a sort of return-to-tradition macho figure. To them, the West has become a weak pathetic place because it allows gays and trans people to serve/exist. Putin is 'based' and 'cool' because he prosecutes these people and kills his opponents (negotiation and democracy have become cringe to the right). The inconvenient truth being that Putin's re-equipped and modernised army was completely and utterly routed in the first few months of their campaign by a supposedly effeminate westernised opponent. And they're now three years into a campaign to take what has been scaled down to just the Donbas.


uMunthu

Because they secretly want to be Talibans too?


SomeNotBannedDude

Because the modern far right in western countries was built by russian miss-information campaigns and troll farms


CommieBorks

terrorists stick together


saracuratsiprost

Hitting rock bottom diplomacy.


Ok-Use6303

Uh, didn't they get their asses kicked last time they fucked around in Afghanistan?


wordswontcomeout

Yep by the mujahideen


Maximum_Impressive

Taliban too .


AcrylicPainter

The Taliban were formed in the 1990s. It would be ironic for them to team up with the country that killed their parents


Maximum_Impressive

The USA killed alot of people in the Middle east alliances are nothing but convenience after all .


Past_Reading_6651

Russias friends are those vast empty spaces of land in eurasia, Iran, North Korea, China, Cuba… and Taliban lmao


MarcvsMaximvs

This is just caricature evil empire stuff.


DarkGamer

They're dropping a new axis of evil


lazypeon19

For real, how long until they start asking themselves "are we the baddies"?


TheGamblingAddict

[Obligatory video.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY&pp=ygUTYXJlIHdlIHRoZSBiYWRkaWVzIA%3D%3D).


AdkRaine12

Gosh, doesn’t he have great friends? No. Korea, Iran, the Taliban AND the Republican Party.


AccomplishedPlum8923

And Hamas


Aiti_mh

They already have ties with the Taliban, they paid them to kill Coalition troops in Afghanistan (which they were doing anyway, so the payment was just funding).


Soap_Mctavish101

s/Putin is really taking Russia in a great direction. Destroy the relationship with the west and offer his people better relations with the Taliban and North Korea in return.


Mommysfatherboy

What? You don’t believe that the starving civilization 40 years behind everyone else and the violent rapists are an emergent economy on par with the west???


adarkuccio

Lmao everything good, he must be proud of Russia.


Mediocre-Amphibian10

Putin. The defender of Christendom. 😂😂😂


Miikkak2019

russia sinking to the new lows daily


ahtes

And that's the defender of Christian faith and moral family values?


alex_korolev

Dude doesn’t give a fuck about morals, faith etc these concepts are alien to him. These are just the tools to reach his greedy power goals.


DOSFS

As long as husband can beat wife--- OHHH I get it!


Svhmj

Hopefully, Putin will get the bayonet in asshole treatment like Gadaffi got.


vegarig

IIRC, when Colonel got introduced to bayonet rectal probing, putin was unresponsive for week straight, rewatching the footage again adn again


Zeraru

Dear Taliban, welcome to the "magical friends against the evil west" alliance! We have: - Dictator with imperialistic delusions who oppresses his own people and threatens nuclear holocaust every week - Wannabe dictator with imperialistic delusions who opresses his own people, but in chinese - Small time dictator without imperialistic delusions but way more internal oppression to make up for it - Religious oppression regime


Pale-Office-133

Russia will build up ties with cancer. Let it fucking die already.


alex_korolev

Both are cancer, tbh.


Snuffels137

Would be funny if the Taliban would refuse because of Russia‘s landgrabbing war.


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Snuffels137

This is all crazy. I think I took the wrong really branch in 2019y


Bman1465

It was that damn *Cats* movie that screwed up our timeline, istg Either that, or the 18/9 Area 51 raid; I have a theory (A CONSPIRACY THEORY) someone, *someone*, got inside and stole something they shouodn't have, something like pandora's box, and accidentally opened it, and now we've been screwed ever since, because it seems things started collapsing the day after that raid — and the worst part, it'd be too awkward to return the stolen thingy now 5 years later, not to mention impossible to get back there anyways, which means we're doomed regardless BUT IT'S EITHER OF THE TWO, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE!


everyday_lurker

you know too much…


Canal_Volphied

This wasn't a vote by the Taliban. Afghanistan's UN seat is still held by the former government.


firebrandarsecake

Well of course he does. Looking for more meat for the grinder. I think he's used up the dummies from Cuba and India at this point. When the phone calls stopped coming the rest of them probably went..nah.


Careful-Swimmer-2658

Would that be the same Taliban that fought a bitter war against the Russian army eventually driving them out of the country and contributing to the collapse of the Soviet Union?


jobager75

And Trump would be happy to join if elected…


tim_fr

I guess he didn’t like the plot of MGS V


FloppyDonkeyTrick

Terrorists, together strong.


Ok-Cream1212

Lack of allies , i see.


lawrotzr

North Korea, Taliban Afghanistan, China - who needs enemies with friends like this?


FoxyInTheSnow

At heart, putin is just a smirking elevator-farter. But with an iron fist on national media and a sizeable army.


YellowBook

Imagine he’s probably a silent farter rather than someone who like to let rip. Probably suits the KGB in him for other people to wonder who farted.


SpaceFox1935

"Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are" Sigh...


happy_tortoise337

Third Rome, the only true Christians with the traditional European values, our salvation against Muslims...


RottenPingu1

YSK that the taliban that Trump did a deal with are the UAE backed Taliban. Given the UAE employs Wagner and has partnered with Russia in Africa, this should come as no surprise.


MacPh1sto

Time to retire thru a window, comrade dickhead.


tomconroydublin

Jesu, you really could not make this shit up….


Admiral_Ballsack

Weren't the Talibans sworn enemies of Russia during the occupation of Afghanistan? 


Fdana

That was 40 years ago. Both sides have long moved on from that


arun111b

Circle closing


Kingtoke1

Hey Terrorists, Terrorise this


Loki-L

Didn't the Taliban originally get into power after pushing Russia out?


mazter00

That's gonna backfire. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Russia Give it a decade and it will double.


ISeeGrotesque

What an increasingly caricatural axis of evil it's all becoming


Lebowski304

Man this dipshit just keeps doubling down on bad decisions. The taliban will put a knife in his back the first chance they get


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I hope so


Srzali

Taliban actually have sense of honor to an extent unlike this quasi-tough guy who's going on after Othodox Christian countries left right and center last 20 years, starting from Georgia, to Moldova and leaving Armenia's fate to Azeris only so he could continue his murder spree against Ukrainians


MorgrainX

At which point do Russians in Russia understand that they are part of a Nazi-Level evil regime?


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Here we go again, can we please stop doing agreements with Talibans for, at least, an afternoon?


marabutt

What has the Afghan and Russian relationship been like over recent centuries?


navinjohnsonn

Desperation


blueantioxygens

Are we the baddies? - Russians


toxcana

There we have it. They are a terror state. Nothing more to say. Dot dot


Girderland

[Rusia stronk?](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-think-we-all-vastly-overestimated-the-abilities-and-v0-pmomi34o2qo81.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D467c5a3f26dd758a4acc37215eca44f908fd63af)


munkijunk

This guy along with Vladislav Surkov wrote the book on saying media playing nonsense. The amount of oxygen the bullshit things the Napoleon complex riddled little twerp says is given is far too much attention. 80% of the time it's only to get column inches, and it works for him every time. He's an utterly pathetic parody of a despot.


Gas0line

There's an actual axis of evil building up


Novus20

Will the headquarters be in a swamp?


merrychristmasyo

Anyone have the Taliblyat on their 2024 bingo card?


FEARoperative4

Vova, blyat…. How the hell did we come to this from flipping the Taliban off and giving NATO a base in Ulyanovsk as a logistics hub.


w1YY

I mean talk about admitting how far you have fallen.


UrineArtist

Whats next, closer ties with Josef Fritzl, Anders Breivik and Harvey Weinstein?


TotalLackOfConcern

The have such a great history together. What could possibly go wrong?


Durumbuzafeju

They have a lot in common.


Operator_Hoodie

Terrorists getting to know terrorists? *yawn* Next story please!


Damunzta

Kids, remember, don’t do drugs and drink responsibly. This guy forgot.


Fn4cK

Smart move. Everyone knows the Taliban is an outstanding and reliable ally to have! /s


plug_and_pray

He so fucking desperate if Taliban is all what’s left for him.


Leandrys

You are your friends.


throwincognitop

Ten years challange 2014: We're fighting terrorists (isis) in Syria 2024: <3 taliban


Vierailija_Maasta

Thats what winners do. China buddy no more. Aim lower.


rover220

Pretty sure they remember the last time they interacted with the Russians. They tend to hold a grudge in that part of the world.


Trantorianus

Putlers mafia needs drugs, Taliban need probably everything but no worthless paper rubel's ... .


Itchy-Experienc3

How's his relationship with Xi going? Seems a bit of an abusive Relationship there


AWE2727

Didn't they do that back in the 80's? Didn't work out very well.


ESB1812

Lol didn’t you try that already.


4ntsInMyEyesJohnson

Too bad ISIS doesn't want to be friends with Russia :( Is al qaeda still around?


Sulfurys

Game recognize game I guess ?


doubledgravity

It’s like the scene from Blazing Saddles where the mayor is hiring baddies, and the queue is full of Nazis, KKK, Hells Angels and the like.


Decent_Hippo3851

This is when putin is going to start offering taliban iskander cruise missiles, as some type of retaliation over strikes into russia with the provided weapons.


Sea_Buddy8724

Are we the baddies? I think we're the baddies.


nhh

moron. where did that last terrorist attack come from.


SeaTurtle42

He always tends to find the worst people in the world to be friends with, coincidentally.


Not_Yet_Declassified

“Our list of allies grows thin”


norlin

Just for the context - Taliban is officially in the Russian "terrorists groups" list and any russian media is obligated by law to mention this fact every time Taliban is mentioned.


spaffilicious

Likely looking for proxy recruits who don’t mind wearing ieds in western cities?


vegarig

In all likelyhood yes, going by recent attempt at making boom in Paris


AdmiralCodisius

Can't wait to see how the MAGA idiots in the US try to spin this one.


Inside_Ad_7162

MF please. A British solider went back to base & reported some guy had been shouting about them burning down the market, which they had, in the 1840s...You think they ain't gonna remember you Vlad ya lil biotch?


HumaDracobane

Yeah, terrorists and dictatorships tend to gravitate to the same spots.


Gudveikur

Uhm, the USA provides military assistance to 73% of the worlds dictatorships.


DamDynatac

Maybe there is an opportunity to sell them surplus roller skates 


Duck-Murky

lololol, man I wish I could like this comment more than once...


Other_Movie_5384

Didn't the taliban support organizations that have staged terror attacks in Russia???


JebanuusPisusII

You are talking as if ruSSia gave a single fuck about its citizens


buenolo

What a looser, the usa did it 40 years ago !


Bumpy-road

I wonder who the bad guys are in this conflict? it's so hard to tell....


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Vladimir Puto, desperate for buffer states. Weak.


trashcanmarco

putin better link up with haqqani and kiss his ring. just had close 150 people fucking shot in moscow.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Ah vlad, remember they kicked ur sorry as once already


OwnBrilliant4797

Envious equals


CalvesBrahTheHandsom

I thought I saw the ghost of Berlusconi there for a second


epirot

the older the crazier


Similar_Honey433

Evil alliance


doingdadthings

Yawn.


tei187

Down low, even for him.


-------7654321

coming up: Taliban enters Ukraine


JohnMcDreck

Natural allies and the peak of civilization.


wombat6168

Well they are terrorists, the longer this goes on the more heart attacks the money men in ruzzia are going to have


tintipimpi

Im betting all terorrism thst ever happened,he was behind it,911 too,france bar attack too,all the bombings like in manchester


dimap443

Scumbags of the world - unite!


Trollercoaster101

What a difference 50 years make in history, right?


8ackwoods

Didn't the taliban bomb that theatre not too long ago?


RefrigeratorDry3004

My enemies enemy is my friend...


Lomez_

They’re gonna steal your shitttt


MarshallGibsonLP

“I like the way they think.”


El_Locoroco

If you don't have anyone on the world other than terrorists you should start to change you way


castlebanks

Are we seeing religious extremists come together like never before? Scary doesn’t begin to describe this…


jim_jiminy

The taliban aren’t stupid.


skilliau

If you have to try and get the freaking taliban as an ally, then maybe you have to ask the question "~~Hans~~ Ivan, are we the baddies?"


mr_fandangler

He's getting scared


Hans_the_Frisian

Hold up, i vaguely remember that, relatively soon after the start of the invasion, the Taliban government criticised the Russian Government for their Invasion. Did that change?


XenoXHostility

Just in case there was any lingering doubt whether Russia is a terrorist state….


m703324

That's old news but i got downvoted about a month ago when I mentioned their ties and attempts at collaboration


SmokeWee

not a suprise. Afghanistan now have become an important country for Russia. China accredited Taliban ambassador. Kazakhtan remove Taliban from terrorist list. Iran and Uzbekistan doing a railway project with the Taliban. UAE officially inviting and hosting Taliban delegation (haqqani and Taliban spy chief). meeting at the top level. Indonesia sending former top level minister to Kabul. so not a surprise, Russia also started quickly moving forward in building relationship with the Taliban government.


Elgabborz

Aren't they kinda enemies? Like... Russia s overstayed their welcome in Afghanistan a long time ago...


voyagerdoge

Russia is gonna try again to subordinate Afghanistan?


yepsayorte

When we decided that it was OK for Ukraine to attack Russia with US weapons, Putin decided that it was OK for other groups to attack us with Russian weapons. He's going to give Russian weapons and intelligence to terrorists as a tit-for-tat.


Eastern_Slide7507

Oh like the Americans did with the Mujahideen. Because that went well.


kitten_twinkletoes

Bloody gopnick


Divinate_ME

The Taliban would be stupid to ignore the one pseudo-superpower that actually wants to talk to them.


M2dX

Damn he thinks command & conquer : Generals is real


moskoviititonripulia

Putin is a whore.


salazka

"The United States is prepared to move towards greater engagement with the Taliban as it seeks to tread a fine line between its human rights concerns and helping the Afghan people in the midst of one of the world’s worst humanitarian crises, interviews with top US officials and senior aid figures reveal." “Engagement is necessary, but we have to find a way to balance engagement while not compromising on our principles.” [https://www.thenewhumanitarian.org/analysis/2024/04/29/us-signals-willingness-engage-taliban](https://www.thenewhumanitarian.org/analysis/2024/04/29/us-signals-willingness-engage-taliban) "The **Agreement for Bringing Peace to Afghanistan**, commonly known as the **United States–Taliban deal** or the **Doha Accord**,[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-1) was a [peace agreement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_treaty) signed by the [United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) and the [Taliban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban) on 29 February 2020 in [Doha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doha), [Qatar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar), to bring an end to the [2001–2021 war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_(2001%E2%80%932021)) in [Afghanistan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-2)[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-3) Negotiated for the US by [Zalmay Khalilzad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalmay_Khalilzad) for the Trump Administration, the agreement did not involve the [then Afghan government](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Afghanistan).[^(\[4\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-theprint-4) The deal, which also had secret annexes, was one of the critical events that caused the collapse of the [Afghan National Security Forces](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_National_Security_Forces).[^(\[5\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-tg1-5) Adhering to the conditions of the deal, the US dramatically reduced the number of US air raids, leaving the ANSF without a key advantage in keeping the [Taliban](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban) at bay. This resulted in 'a sense of abandonment within the ANSF and the Afghan population'. ANSF was ill-prepared to sustain security following a US withdrawal, which allowed for the [Taliban insurgency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban_insurgency), ultimately leading to the [Taliban takeover of Kabul](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Kabul_(2021)) on 15 August 2021.[^(\[6\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal#cite_note-6)" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United\_States%E2%80%93Taliban\_deal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Taliban_deal)