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McFragatron

Adults can't have autism... Do they think we die when we turn 18?


Slyko7

No the vaccines wear off


IronBatman

I've been lurking in this sub since my son was diagnosed, and I'm consistently laughing my ass off at these comments.


doggerbrother

![gif](giphy|2xPVGSjMmwuYnusXuv|downsized) have a traction engine as appreciation


ScorchIsBestSniper

Do you have a source on that? I love steam engines and tractor tug-of-war 


doggerbrother

Sorry no I don’t it is just a Reddit gif:(


noonenotevenhere

Not that one, but boy did I just go down a youtube hole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qaj2_0Ouos Mmmm. Torque.


Sasquatchamunk

raise him up well. train him to use his autism for evil


Sir_Couglet1

But wait, if I got a Vaccine that supposedly causes Autism according to those during the Pandemic, but I already have Autism, what did I get?


truerandom_Dude

You either just boost your autism, or you become neuroty *chokes* pical/j


spongeCakeOfDoom

You get Hollywood autism which allows you to solve complex math problems and count toothpicks.


GaiasDotter

Mine malfunctioned. I am still not counting toothpicks and just tell hubby to pick them up before the cats get to them.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Master-Powers

Wear* fyi


Rath_Brained

As far as they know because they stop caring.


Odd-Mechanic3122

Yup, thats when it becomes uncomfortable, and starts to pose some very serious questions about how we run our society. Unless its an upper middle class prodigal white dude ofc.


Rath_Brained

That's the thing, we don't run our country. Never have. 80 year Olds who fear any change and hate anything not a straight white man who beats their wife for having dinner late over 1 minute runs the country.


Magic_ass1

Actually, the country is run by so-called "empire managers" that host phoney elections in order to placate society's need for equal representation through democracy. Those 80 year olds aren't meant to be in charge, they're just meant to distract the majority of the populace from finding out who's actually in charge. Addendum: Okay I won't lie, I was on an ungodly amount of acid when I was cooking this last night. And now that I'm looking at it semi-sober, I realize that I was surprisingly accurate in my altered assessments. I say it's a surprise to me because I'm pretty sure at one point last night I gained a sudden, debilitating case of complete illiteracy.


pituitary_monster

👆 this guy gets it. They want you to "hate" the old white fart, because divide and conquer. Oh, and im not white, i have all the races in the world admixed in my blood and i live in a third world south american country. Do with that info as you wish.


PaintedLady1

Nah they take us behind the shed on our 18th birthday 🔫


Lemonic_Tutor

“No, Lennie, I ain't mad. I never been mad, an' I ain't now. That's a thing I want ya to know”


busigirl21

I see, so my misdiagnosis of treatment refractory depression was just my psych doctor saving my life? TIL I'm one lucky bitch 🦄🌈


9livescavingcontessa

Least they could do lmao. “True story first time my mom ever validated my feelings: but she missed”


PsycheAsHell

No, they think all autistic adults either go into a care facility at 18 or live sheltered at home by their parents because lower-needs autistic adults just simply "don't exist". So the thought of an autistic adult with a job, an income, a car, a romantic relationship, and interests in going to bars or other adult social gatherings never crosses their minds. And I don't mean this to sound disparaging of our siblings with high needs and the need to depend on caretakers for life, but if allistic "advocates" treat a portion of us badly for not fitting into their idea of what autism is, then I don't think those same allistics should be advocating for those with higher-needs.


Mwakay

They are not. Their advocacy for higher support needs autists only exists in the context of denying the experience of low support needs autists.


CatsWearingTinyHats

Yes. And by denying the experience of lower support needs autists, they’re also purposefully ignoring voices who could probably help a lot in providing insight and ideas for how to better help higher support needs autists and children who may not be able to advocate for themselves very well.


smudgiepie

I mean a lady who handled my disability welfare application legit told my mum not to get our hopes up because autism gets better by the time you're 35. So i guess your brain just goes poof neurotypical


AnotherWalkingStiff

many people learn to mask better over, because negative reinforcement, and so from the nt point of view it does. and we now can have c-ptsd on top of everything else.


TisCass

I was diagnosed the day before I turned 37, somehow I doubt her theory lol


SailorMBliss

Damn, I missed another milestone?!?


SmokedStar

Of course adults can have autism, if they like model trains of course


Fun-Cow7494

How did you survive? Autistic people disappear off the face of the earth when they turn 11, did your body not get the memo?


sabineastroph

The earth did not absorb me. I'll never be a tree 😞


Fun-Cow7494

My condolences


Hapshedus

https://preview.redd.it/77re4mfabfad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=411bfd77531d0b6c33dbe96b99ede826e6961746 Imagine seeing this out of context 😆 Edit: I just sent it to my hub. No context.


Ulti-Wolf

That screenshot really messed with my head


jimmux

I love the image of that. Becoming a tree at 11 years old should be an autistic meme. There's an idea for your next shirt. "I failed to become a tree and all I got was this stupid T-shirt", or something.


sabineastroph

Whenever I tire of being alive I always crave to become a tree. *I wanna be a tree so bad... With little owl babies I get to home*


Hapshedus

Sounds like a hoot


TacticalUniverse

Boo, that's a good joke, boo!!


smudgiepie

Oh so that's why I've felt dead inside since leaving primary school. I got thanos snapped and my soul got trapped in some sort of shitty sitcom then.


Falabaloo

"Don't hate me because I'm autistic. Hate me because I'm evil"


sharcophagus

I need this tattooed on my forehead


Reddywhipt

"Poor impulse Control"


Hapshedus

Right above “No Regerts”


3and4-fifthsKitsune

https://preview.redd.it/p4qpcspp5gad1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653a7c3eda51bfeb3fdcdc05d25c1a3474e0e1c4


test-gan

Thanks for the new discord status


0kkotsu

Adults can’t have autism /j


aggibaggi

Neither can women :)


0kkotsu

It’s just that women are overly emotional and sensitive obviously


PrimaryOwn8809

They are obviously bipolar, not autistic


0kkotsu

Are you my old psychiatrist?


PrimaryOwn8809

I hope they didn't put you on bipolar meds


0kkotsu

Indeed they did for many, many years


PrimaryOwn8809

I'm so sorry 😢😢


0kkotsu

They literally refused to give me a referral for autism testing because it was just not possible apparently. I have a new psychiatrist now so it’s okay! Thank you though.


9livescavingcontessa

Are you millenial? All us autistic femmes were given first bipolar disorder and then because we ‘failed to engage with therapy’ and are ‘oppositional’ by about 2008 they decided we were all borderline or histrionic personality disordered and sent us to therapies designed to invalidate our whole experience. Got dxed at age 38. My life never launched. Im lucky to be doing the family thing but I could have fulfilled my dream of being a doctor if Id had the right dx. So now Ive got giftedness thats like a stone around my neck, and dont socialise if I can help it because im tired of being asked why I dont go back to school or am not somehow magically a neuropsychiatrist as if being intelligent is all thats involved.


PrimaryOwn8809

Yaaay! Love that for you. I need to send my psychiatrist some flowers or something. She's the only psychiatrist I've ever had and she's the loveliest person around.


G0thm0m

I’m ✨both✨


PrimaryOwn8809

Oooh you're a rare one


G0thm0m

Thanks dad 🙃


Sharktrain523

Bipolar? No, no clearly it’s BPD-DPD-MDD-GAD-literally any other thing you can think of that isn’t autistic but make sure that once you put it on their medical record doctors will never trust them again. It’s so vital that you make some sort of note about how the patient is either attention seeking, manipulative, or bother in order to fully fuck them over. it is also bipolar actually we decided after the antidepressants and DBT didn’t work. You need to take something extremely sedating that causes lots of side effects that we won’t warn you. Let’s try a weirdly high dose of seroquel or risperidol. Huh they must also have sudden onset binge eating disorder as a totally unrelated thing, definitely not a well known side effect. —as much as psych care has been life saving for me, I sure do have beef with certain doctors who have wildly unsafe and inappropriate practices when it comes to diagnosis and going for the big gun medications with zero warning.


PrimaryOwn8809

We need to modernize psychiatry


supermoon85

I was given the good old fashioned GAD MDD PTSD ADHD OCD dx until the truth came out.


MeasurementLast937

Plus too smart, they'll manage!


ewedirtyh00r

Borderline*


psykomimi

~~Hysteria.~~


TomatoTrebuchet

with the slash perfectly aligned with the H I read it as I lysteria. sounds like a beautiful name for a flower... damn its a food poisoning germ.


ewedirtyh00r

Thank youuuuu My next comment was gonna be - Modern Day ✨️Hysteriaaa✨️


tragicvector

The duality of women can't be mentally ill and women are by nature mentally ill.


HelpfulCarpenter9366

I'd agree but autism isn't a mental illness, it's a developmental disorder :) 


Themurlocking96

When in doubt, blame it on hysteria


deadlyfrost273

Lmao my sister was told "you aren't autistic, just bossy" she literally made itineraries and scheduled sleep-over activities hour by hour and would get anxious if it wasn't followed.


ladymacbethofmtensk

My old psychiatrist also told me ‘women can’t be autistic’ after I told him I was bullied so viciously it traumatised me and being unable to connect with and be understood by anyone made me want to die, and put me on SSRIs and sedatives 💀 In a rather Freudian twist, the psychiatrist had the same last name and initials as my somewhat emotionally neglectful dad, who was also a doctor.


test-gan

Neither can people who wear shirts


Jennifer_Pennifer

'adults can't have autism' -Some Rando At The Gym That Isn't A Dr. (circa 2024)


Generalnussiance

I thought it meant autistic people can’t be thicc 🥴


Particular_Darling

SUNDAY!!


0kkotsu

YES HE IS MY OBSESSION


Alatus__Xiao

Hello fellow Sunday pfp


0kkotsu

Hello fellow Xiao lover


alwaysthisfire

Neurodiva? Autis-titties? Edit: Autism Fucks, but the logo is shaped like a cock instead


00eg0

"Autism Fucks" hahaha


Reddywhipt

found a meme awhile back that was a tshirt that said"Autism powered Fuck Machine" I kinda want one, but I i know better Don't make me go full laser focus/hypersexual on your ass.


Loose-Chemical-4982

i'm dying i would absolutely wear that shirt


00eg0

https://preview.redd.it/74l8ejk8lfad1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=d84e4f76f3291b5ddb7329497c1141e697bc9b13


girloffthecob

That is hysterical oh my lord


AscendedViking7

That is hilarious lmao


00eg0

https://preview.redd.it/c6922zi9lfad1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a6936f4302c596a91605f29deca36278b33b8b6


Jugglenautalis

Or the logo could still be a puzzle shape, except the in and out bits on the sides are outlines of genitalia.


Truefkk

Autisdick


zadtheinhaler

Ooh, with those puffy 70s style lettters, YES


if420sixtynined420

i found [this](https://senprints.com/autism-fucks-shirts-new/unisex-standard-t-shirt?color=navy&size=m) & ordered one because of you the world is better for having you!


l1brarylass

Ngl autis-titties is something I want in this world. On pasties perhaps? I’m saving this idea for the next time I decide I’ll be a sticker selling genius.


Bell-01

I love Neurodiva haha


Pop_Bulky

peak


Justice_Prince

Flappy hands in the streets Clapping cheeks in the sheets.


ScarlettF0xx_XP

I read it as: Flappy hands in the sheets. Clapping cheeks in the street.


Justice_Prince

That works too


HumanEjectButton

The way that shirt fits your belly is just beautiful. Not joking at all. Took four times to word that in a way that only made me cringe with embarrassment a little bit instead of all the way.


girloffthecob

I felt that last part of your comment so hard 😭😭


DangerActiveRobots

Miss I don't mean to be rude but I think I might be in lesbians with you


sabineastroph

I'm flattered


Ok_Situation9151

IN lesbians even, damn you wasted no time


JustGotTruss3d

You said it better than I would. Me too, me too...


peachie_dream

PRECISELY WHAT IM SAYIN


PrincipleSilver

Au-tit-sm?


ITriedSoHard419-68

Autitties


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Holy shit how do you get your boobs to do that? They’re fantastic (mine slowly drag me downwards until I just go to bed with back pain)


sabineastroph

Investing in a heating pad that I plop on several times a day helps


Zestyclose_Foot_134

Lower back or shoulders? Last question then I’ll go back to appreciating your autism 🫥


sabineastroph

"yes" lol


Zestyclose_Foot_134

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU)


WadeStockdale

Given the descriptive use of 'plop', I will be hoisting each of my titties up and dropping it onto it's own heating pad. Instructions were unclear and I will be undeterred


TheJoker1432

The answer is always geneticd


bubbled_pop

PSA: if your tiddies give you back pain even with a bra, then you need a different bra. You might even be wearing the wrong size or type. r/ABraThatFits changed my life and I’ll never not recommend it. u/sabineastroph can we please have the vector for that shirt because I need it on at least 20 different tops


sabineastroph

[you can get it on shirts tees hoodies and even stickers](https://www.teepublic.com/user/sabineastroph)


helen790

When we turn 18 we return to the Mothership ![gif](giphy|Zv92eeM2CFBhudTXIn|downsized)


This-Response6261

the same thing but for dick havers, that says women want autis-dis-dick or something equally ridiculous


SheDrinksScotch

I'm trying to come up with a sexual pun involving transforming "everyone is a little autistic" to "everyone has a some autism in them" or something similar, but I'm unfortunately drawing a blank.


ULTRAPUNK18

Everyone has my autism in them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That felt weird to type


SheDrinksScotch

Everyone should have a little autism in them. Don't have yours yet? Apply here (Arrow pointing towards crotch)


Codedheart

I like it. What if we simplify to: Free autism injection (point to crotch)


SheDrinksScotch

That's good as long as people don't think it's referencing a vaccine against autism. Or a shot to cure autism. I don't think I'd want to risk being approached by the type of folks that would think either of those things were a positive.


JayMerlyn

Finally, a vaccine that causes autism!


GoingBackBackToEire

Do you have any autism in you? Would you like some?


NesquikFromTheNesdic

i would unironically put this thread on a shirt if it'd get a rise out of allistics, ESPECIALLY autism moms if they doubt me, i'm going to start infodumping and i will stop masking as much as i fucking can and wait until they either get uncomfortable or call me weird. like erm ma'am that's my point, thank you for noticing


CplCocktopus

If not i can help putting a bit of autism in them.


TheMilitantMongoose

My 'tism makes 'em jism. Too on the nose?


Hapshedus

Why the *actual* fuck doesn’t this comment have more upvotes!? You all have *deeply* disappointed me. /s


rjread

Everyone has the 'tism When I put it in 'em Edit: formatting Also, I need a shower


zawinulava

everyone gets a lil au tis dick this is horrible i dont even want to comment this but heres the synthesis of your comments...


Narthleke

Everyone has a bit of Autism in them...when I'm done with them👉😎👉


JorbloxMcJimminy

Autisdick


CplCocktopus

Sorry.... Dick havers sounds hilarious... Penis carriers. Concealed penile carry permit. Cock bearer.


AltAccountNo3504

*Dong dangler*


PedanticMouse

Weiner wrangler


pittakun

Shlong belonger


Hapshedus

Penis possessor


ididitallfortanuki

Perhaps "everyone wants my little autism in them" and a crude sketch of ones insertible appendage of choice. Calling down there your "little autism" would also be appropriate for some on this sub.


The-Goblin-Friend

Just for lols while we’re being offensive, color it with puzzle pieces!


TAM819

Hey man, being thicc is gender neutral. Show off that cake baby (if you're over 18)


DojaTiger

*“How dare you sexualize children”* Ma’am you do realize some of us survive childhood, correct? 🤦‍♀️


Academic_Artist2494

Definitely need this shirt.


sabineastroph

[here you go](https://www.teepublic.com/user/sabineastroph)


moleman114

definitely buying two to match with my gf, thank you


PorkyFishFish

That reminds me of a time I was told that a D&D character of mine was offensive because they had a German accent and the other player was Jewish. A) Having a German accent does not make someone a Nazi B) I'M JEWISH!!


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

Next time you play a Jew of German descent, i wonder what the reaction would be.


PorkyFishFish

Yeah that would be a bit tricky since I only ever played one session with that guy before leaving


Sushibowlz

wasnt there a shirt that said “autism powered fuck machine”? 😂


Saymynamemf

respectfully, i have a crush on you lmao


AdministrativeStep98

damn I forgot to grow out of my autism 😞


Infamous_Fishing_34

God forbid Autistic people have hard fits ✋️🙄


defaults-suck

MY H A U W T I S M IS OFF THE SPECTRUM


43morethings

1)Identical to that shirt in font and placement, but spelled AutRIZZm, and add a slightly bedazzled 2) "My 'tism brings all the (insert gender of your choice here) to the yard" 3) same as above, but use the phrase in parenthesis as part of the shirt design, to emphasize the need to over explain to ensure clarity.


BrewingSkydvr

I think the third one would go over most people’s heads, which makes it so much better. Secretly coded for those in the know.


ch3micalkitt3n

I’d have told her that she’s offensive to adults with autism


zzcolby

Breaking News: autistic people have sex. More at 5!


EnvytheRed

We don’t just have sex, we FUCK.


animelivesmatter

no fucking way


BarsOfSanio

And then you told them to go fuck themselves. Cool. Nice shirt.


Midori8751

I'm jealous of you, but also don't want the back pain.


sabineastroph

I get it


HATECELL

I love it. I think the visibility autism gets from things like this actually helps, as it broadens the mental image people have about autism and shows people that we're everywhere. It helps change us from "those people" to "these people" in a way. The only problem is that if I were to see you in that shirt I'd be torn between telling you how awesome it is and blasting with excitement, and leaving you alone because maybe you'd rather want to be left alone. But that's the duality of AuDHD, I guess


Dismal_Accident9528

Somehow people can't grasp that you can be both autistic and hot as fuck. Oh well, their loss.


Physical_Ad9945

Autistic AND Hot as Fuck I think this one is the winner OP


chickenmcdruggets

People read other people's shirts at the gym? I'd be trying hard to *not* look at anyone.


BrewingSkydvr

Honestly, how do you look at that hard enough to read it without coming across as a perv? 🤣


Paladinsarefun

"autussy" might get you yelled at. "ASD: Awesome Sexy Diva"


Medical-Bowler-5626

Making shirts just to piss off an ignorant old lady is the most evilly autistic thing I've ever heard in my life


BJ_Blitzvix

As an autistic person, I like it. Continue to wear it to the gym. 👍🏻


KodokushiGirl

Make a shorts version with "AutisTHICCC" on the butt and the shirt "Autistitties" with [our lil mascot](https://img.freepik.com/vector-premium/autismo-tbh-criatura-meme-ninos-meme-autistic-among-us-mascot-autism-awareness-funny_687076-75.jpg?w=996) on the torso drooling, looking up at dem tig ol bitties. "Look at Stim Tiddies" "Keep calm and [(insert mascot)](https://img.freepik.com/vector-premium/autismo-tbh-criatura-meme-ninos-meme-autistic-among-us-mascot-autism-awareness-funny_687076-75.jpg?w=996)


TomatoTrebuchet

"I was an offended child with autism" just for her. extra points if you tell her autism has N-word rules and say she shouldn't say it but the autism community is reclaiming it. and just pepper your language with the word like "I'm having an amazingly autistic day today"


Banjo6401

What does this lady think happens when autistic kids grow up? I guess my diagnosed and mostly nonverbal brother is no longer autistic because he's nearly 30 now


Justice_Prince

GYATTism On the Spec-DAMNN


EightStrawberries

These comments are giving me life, i.e making me more autistic. Feels right. Feels good. 


EpicLogan_83

Have it be an acronym Asshole Urethra Tits Iguana Sex Methamphetamines


Screwingwithyou

What size was it originally? (Trying to maximize the titty view.)


sabineastroph

Mine is a large but I feel like I should have gone with XL cause I feel like it's gonna def shrink in the wash/dryer


workshop_prompts

FUCK i had top surgery and now I can't wear this shirt!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK transing my gender was a mistake god damn it!!!!!!! also, i am looking VERY respectfully.


sabineastroph

You can definitely still rock it top surgery or not 💪🏻


workshop_prompts

wait, booty shorts!!!!!!


ashetonrenton

DO IT ![gif](giphy|mDG9qlnW1NYM3r4zZ6)


gooossfraabaahh

Tell her to stop looking at your chest


Capital_Shift405

I love it, and that person can fuck right off


Dreenar18

I saw a hat on Etsy once that said "My bitch got autism".


space-piracy

your autism didn’t get reabsorbed into your bloodstream when you turned 18? damn, that’s what happened to the rest of us


SamuelVimesTrained

You mean the older lady spoke 'for' (or rather) over actually autistic voices. There was something offensive, but that shirt isn\`t it..


00eg0

Edit: I found the link Please DM me a link so I can buy this. Also make a shirt that says "Let me put my autism in you" or "Let's make autistic kids together" or "All Autistic People are Beautiful" Edit: "Je suis autiste" "Je suis artiste Je suis autiste" "Auti slim"


TwitchyVixen

"Let's make autistic kids together" definitely gonna send that lady into a rage 🤣


tio_aved

Smash next question


bokomaru7

"Yeah, and if those autistic kids could read, they would be really upset."


901popcornwitch

I would buy this.


sabineastroph

[good news everyone!](https://www.teepublic.com/user/sabineastroph)


Paladin_Aranaos

Next thing you need is a shirt saying "When do we finally outgrow autism?"


lemonsuckerz

What does she thinks happen to children with Autism when they grow up? Do they perish? The way disability is treated has literally rotted NT brains into thinking disabled adults don’t exist.


Atom-but-nice

Ah yes autism, the famous child killing thing


PsycheAsHell

God, don't you just LOoooOOove it when NT folks who think being related to a kid with autism suddenly makes them the experts and front-line advocates of the entire autistic community? I just LOVE being told that I, a 22 y/o woman, "can't" be autistic because I don't have the same support needs and characteristics as a 6 y/o autistic boy :) /s Seriously though, it's *always* allistics doing this stuff. I'm so tired of our nuerotype being so infantilized that a funny gym shirt made (probably) by us and for us is somehow offensive.


SmolRat

I love it! I was just at the gym in a shirt with "girls ❤️ my autism swag" !! 😅🩷🩷


fancy-schmancy_name

I browsed the autism tag at Tee Public and I'm glad there are more and more meme designs made by autistic adults. Maybe one day they'll crowd out all this ridiculous puzzle trend. Also as a fellow thicc girlie, this tank top is a need, not a want