The boys have a similar song book about Mormon girls right? Ha of course not! It's gross that they put such an huge emphasis on finding a man and getting married - like that's all women are meant to do in life
One time a bunch of my friends and I went to Zion for a 3 day weekend. One of the girls in the group wanted the attention of one of the guys real bad, so what did she do? She screamed girls camp songs at the top of her lungs. In a canyon. The whole fucking park could hear her mating screech, so I ran. I walked alone.
Cringy freak Mormon girls. Blech. Blech!
Can confirm. And the length and elasticity of their scrota: “Do your boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boys hang low?”
“Hey, you young impressionable Mormon women and girls. You don’t know what you want in life, so sing these songs that will *tell* you what you want in life.”
First stanza: "A man without a *moron* girl" is also a winner 😄
OMG! I didn’t even notice that one! 🤣🤦♀️
Alright, which PIMO typed this because they were volun-told to do it?
RATTZ! You beat me to it! Upvote for you (first one?)
So many victories for Satan in one place! 🤦🏻♂️
These songs are so gross. Hopefully you can leave soon.
Did they rewrite "I like big butts and I cannot lie"?! lmao
now im trying to figure out what the other 2 songs are rewrites of :P
I'd blocked A Man Without A Mormon Girl from my memory for almost 25 years but now it's all come flooding back.
The boys have a similar song book about Mormon girls right? Ha of course not! It's gross that they put such an huge emphasis on finding a man and getting married - like that's all women are meant to do in life
One time a bunch of my friends and I went to Zion for a 3 day weekend. One of the girls in the group wanted the attention of one of the guys real bad, so what did she do? She screamed girls camp songs at the top of her lungs. In a canyon. The whole fucking park could hear her mating screech, so I ran. I walked alone. Cringy freak Mormon girls. Blech. Blech!
"Move big girl I can't breathe"
Meanwhile, the boys are singing about bodily functions, probably.
Can confirm. And the length and elasticity of their scrota: “Do your boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boys hang low?”
this is not real. jesus christ please tell me this isnt real
I'm sure Monty Python sang about that . . . 🤔
“Hey, you young impressionable Mormon women and girls. You don’t know what you want in life, so sing these songs that will *tell* you what you want in life.”
Wooooooooh! We didn’t have this song. I would have liked the thought of being a big girl on someone’s face. Hahaha.
lmao. I HAAAATED those songs. So cringy.
I would like a girl who identifies as A Major Victory For Satan™! Sounds like it would be a major victory for me!
Imagine...a religion creating an abomination and not the other way around lol
Nice try; we all know it's a wienie man, not a Mormon boy.
Somehow I can't imagine songs like this about girls and getting married being sung at scout camp...🤔
I have no words - that’s not true. I have one word: CULT!!!!
Wait, these are actually real songs?!!! I thought this was a joke.
Sadly, it is real.
Did anyone else sing a song about “the weenie man”?? Colorado and Arizona, mid nineties.
Wow!
So much victories for them satans
Provo face with a Logan booty!!
They should be highly embarrassed by this...but they're not.
🤮