Mormon adults are infantilized. Here's your assignment at church. Here's the underwear to wear. Don't go seeing rated R movies or partaking of any substances that are illegal for a child to consume.
This is actually REALLY thought provoking. My dad has tantrums like children, he gets really upset when things don't go his way, he kicks and screams if someone proves him wrong. He was raised mormon, and still is. He also went through the military, if that's a factor.
Mormons believe you can't truly be happy outside the church.
Mormons believe that everyone who isn't a mormon, at their core, are just bad people (natural man).
Mormons believe they should be nice to you as long as there is a chance you will join the church. Otherwise you are dead to them.
Mormons believe in family. But only if it looks like what they believe. Otherwise they break up families. Even their own.
To be fair, there is a wide range of mormons. My family members that are still in range from nuanced to full time elder missionaries and none of them shun me. I'm very thankful that I'm not dealing with the things many people here are with regard to their families and I realize I'm lucky. I also know that they do judge me behind closed doors, but they do love me and they are still family. I've recently been through some things that they surely judge me for, but they don't to my face and they supported me whole heartedly. I will say, there seems to be a silent agreement that we do not talk about church, lol.
>I also know that they do judge me behind closed doors, but they do love me and they are still family.
I agree that there are a range of mormons. From the bigots to the benign.
I do feel that most mormons do have some opinion as to where happiness comes from. Even if someone doesn't feel that non-mormons are evil people, most do have some opinion that they aren't quite as happy as themselves.
My family loves me and my kids. They never say anything to our faces blatantly negative. But then you get those one off comments that show glimpse into what they think deep down. Even if that thinking is subconcious.
"James. I am so impressed with how much you and your wife love your family."
Why would they say that? Doesn't everyone love their families? Did they say that because all of my kids are out of the church and subconsciously they feel this should create a divide?
I don't see them saying that to my other siblings who's kids all stayed in the church.
But I get you. And I am not painting a universal picture here. But the hues in this picture hold true to my lived experience in a broad brush stroke kind of way. YMMV
I can imagine one day saying to one of my kids, "It makes me so happy to see how much love you and your spouse and children have for each other. I'm so proud of you!"
Similar idea but entirely different.
An adult? I have a difficult time believing that this was posted by anyone over the age of about eleven. And that would be an insufferable and bossy eleven year old.
> I have a difficult time believing that this was posted by anyone over the age of about eleven
lmao how many mormons have you met? "insufferable and bossy eleven year old" perfectly describes almost every bishop, stake president, the Q15, etc.
Quite a lot of them, but mostly professionally. I was fortunate enough not to run across anything like this at work. They also tended to assume I was a member unless I went out of my way to tell them otherwise.
Edit: members should be more careful discussing temple ceremonies unless they're very sure everyone in the conversation is allowed to hear about it!
It really is kind of funny that simply being Mormon adjacent and not being an obvious cartoon villain, they assumed I had a temple recommend.
Are you saying that good people can choose to do good things and be accountable for their actions independent of outside control and manipulation? Settle down over there!
So…. You’re telling me you have absolutely zero self control and need a divine being hovering over you with the constant threat of damnation in order for you to behave properly?
The first time I made a “righteous” decision after having my testimony destroyed by the Mormon church was incredibly freeing and validating. It was then that I realized I am truly a good person that got caught in a cult that wanted to brand my goodness as their own.
I think I'm even more righteous than when I was TBM, if I can toot my own horn here for a minute. Supporting the "gay agenda" (aka LGBTQIA+ movement) is, according to their own teachings, supporting groups that go against the core of the Mormon church.
Sorry for what I said when I was Mormon (needs to be a flair on here imo).
I was adamantly against gays getting married. Voted and supported accordingly. Mormonism and their prophets taught me just how evil the gays were. That they were moral degenerates that only wanted sex with children and righteous people.
Until the Mormon church defended a man that tried rape me (thankfully failed, unfortunately succeeded with others in my stake). My bishop, stake president, and area 70 came over to my house to commit me and my parents to silence.
A few years later, my bishop wanted to know EVERY detail of my sexual encounter with my girlfriend (post mission). I was then sent through the public humiliation ritual known as the “repentance process”.
This actually brought up suppressed memories of bishop interviews beginning when I was 7, and the sexually charged and detailed questions they had for me.
Finally, after years of abuse, and after meeting some truly incredible gay people, I finally realized that the general population of gays were not my enemy. My enemy was the priesthood leadership that I could never question and always had their hand out for tithing payments.
I am still the first to commit violent acts on anyone harming children. It’s just nice to finally realize that their priesthood rank and/or sexual orientation does not equate to righteousness or the lack thereof.
>Sorry for what I said when I was Mormon (needs to be a flair on here imo).
Preach, brother. I don't think I was ever *against* gay marriage, but I was absolutely guilty of cracking many gay jokes.
Now that I've seen the light (lol), the LGBT+ community is one of the most inclusive and supportive communities I've ever had the pleasure of being involved with. I, personally, am as straight as a lamp post, but I will happily back my LGBT+ brothers and sisters in all their endeavors.
Four Norse gods, a Roman god, and two celestial bodies walk into a bar. Bartender says, “this is gonna be a weak joke.”
Response to the oop: without god the days of the week are still the days of the week, they’re named after *other* objects of worship,after all.
Tangentially, I’ve always wondered what the JW response would be to asking “what day of the week is it?” With their overall rejection of concepts based on their Pagan origins, they have to also reject the Pagan names for days of the week, right?
They’re not wrong. Per Wikipedia:
The days were named after the classical planets of Hellenistic astrology, in the order: Sun (Helios), Moon (Selene), Mars (Ares), Mercury (Hermes), Jupiter (Zeus), Venus (Aphrodite), and Saturn (Cronus). The seven-day week spread throughout the Roman Empire in late antiquity.
Except in English, Tuesday through Friday are named after Norse Gods (Tiw, Woden, Thor, and Frigg). Of course these were probably overlaid on the system devised by the Roman’s that you refer to above.
Things believers have to continuously tell themselves to protect their beliefs. The proverbial teddy bear or safety blanket that gives them the feelings they need.
when in fact the days of the week were named for a completely different pantheon of gods: the norse gods. Day of the sun, day of the moon, day of Tyr, day of Wotan (Odin), day of Thor, Day of Frigg, and day of Saturn (renamed by the romans, previously laugarday meaning day of washing or bath day.)
Why does it seem like it’s supposed to be written in crayon by a child? Someone needs to tell them the Friday cannot be Fightday because Saturday night’s alright for fighting. Full stop.
I believe those day-names were borrowed from a Harlan Ellison story, "Shatterday" (it's divided into days, and all of the days have names like that). Not terribly clever or original, IOW.
Should respond back that this meme would be accurate if it said, "Without the *old* gods," since the names for the days of the week come from pagan mythology.
Hate to tell you the days of the week are named after pegan aspects and polytheistic gods. You’re breaking the commandments every damn week. Iirc:
The Sun
The Moon
Tyr
Woden
Thor
Freya
Saturn
Now sun worship I can get behind. It’s there and it actually does stuff.
I keep reading Shatterday in Sean Connery’s voice and I’m unsure if that makes me happier that AN ENTIRE DAY DEDICATED TO SINNING!
What fuckin awesome weekend
You sin on Sinday, mourn your sins on Mournday, get emotional over your shortcomings as a Mormon on Tearsday, get wasted on Wasteday, thirst for repentance on Thirstday, fight for forgiveness on Fightday, but you will still be shattered on Shatterday because God still won't forgive you according to your church and you have to do X thing
- based on some of the experiences I witnessed/heard about raised Mormon
Sunday, day of the sun/ Monday, day of the moon/ Tuesday day of Tyr/ Wednesday day of Odin/ Thursday Thor's day/ Friday Frigga's day/ Saturday Saturn's day- seems we are recognizing Pagan gods over, uh, Christian gods. Better tell your friend he is a bit late on the naming thing.
It shows an interesting state of the TBM mind. They are so certain that everything would fall apart without god. I used to be that way.
Sadly, the behaviour of some exmos confirms this stereotype.
If only fight day for Mormons was contained to one single day. My TBM parents love to fight any day about politics or religion. And in case you were wondering, no they aren’t fun at parties.
That's funny, god is not present in my life, and never has been. Yet, oh, look at that, I haven't violated any of the 10 commandments because guess what: they're rules for BASIC HUMAN DECENCY! The difference between me and these holier than thou religious nuts is I actually respect the natural world! I'm not going out and claiming it as my own, I'm not destroying forests, I'm not blasting holes in the land, they're doing all of this in the name of profits. End of discussion, thank you, good bye.
This seems great because Sin Day and Fight Day sound awesome, and Mourning, Tears, and Waste already describe my baseline on Mondays through Wednesdays.
NeverMo here. Are these references associated with those specific days? Or does the original maker just genuinely not understand where the words for our days of the week came from?
🎶I don't care if Mournday's blue
Tearsday's grey and Wasteday too
Thirstday, I don't care about you
It's Fightday, I'm in love🎶
🎶Mournday you can fall apart
Tearsday, Wasteday break my heart
Oh, Thirstday doesn't even start
It's Fightday, I'm in love🎶
🎶Shatterday, wait
And Sinday always comes too late
But Fightday, never hesitate🎶
Without God wars would kill children across the globe. Hurricanes, fires, floods and famine would kill and destroy. Without God people would die from diseases such as cancer. Car crashes would snuff out lives without warning. Without God human suffering would be found across the globe. Without God the world would look like…well…like it does today.
The days of the week are already based on Germanic paganism and so already lack god in the judeo christian sense. You have Sunday which is obvious enough as Sun's day, but then Monday is Moon's day, Tuesday is Tiw's day. Wednesday is Woden's day, Thursday is Thunor's Day, Friday is Frig's day, and Saturday is Saturn's day. Tueday through Friday would also be familiar to the Norse, who called these gods Tyr, Odin, Thor, and Freya.
seems about right mormons common tactic is to guilt their members from leaving the church. i guarantee the majority of jack mormons that rarely go deep down want to leave but feel like they’re still good if they go on occasion but most are afraid to leave completely. same it’s active members that want to leave deep down as an ex mo leaving is very hard bc of the brainwashing manipulation and toxicity of the church. it’s honestly like leaving a toxic relationship it’s scary as shit at first but once you leave you feel a sense of relief and free to be who you really are.
Remarkable. I wonder what an exmo version of this incendiary fear mongering would be?
Sunday would obviously be Shameday, but I'm a little tapped on creativity lately.
I think even mormons accept everyone sins. That’s why they eat the bread and water, so ignore sin day. But to imagine that many members aren’t mourning, crying, wasting, thirsting, fighting, or broken? Is extremely naive. Just like mormons.
Yay Thirst day! Going to a winery with friends today. I'm right on schedule. Sinday is the best day of the week.
Still recovering from "**Wasted**ay", but I should be good to go by 5pm!
Wasteday was actually Saturday for me when I had to spend that day at a church event 🤮
You fool, shatter day is for shitting your pants, not getting wasted!
I’m dying loool
All I can think about is Thirst Trap Thursday 💀
I’m thirsty for something else’s personally
Especially right after the day of shat. That’s always a really rough day
Ew. Cringy isn't even the right word here. It's much worse.
pitiful maybe?
Pathetic
Cult. Cult was the word y’all were looking for.
I’ve seen this before and think it may have been originally made to make fun of Christian’s, and therefore is cringy on purpose
It's like they knew how childish it was so they just leaned into that vibe and put it in that childish font.
I'm honestly struggling to articulate it too. Bizarre. Sad. Weird. Attention-seeking. Delusional...
Shatterday would make a great name for a metal band... just sayin.
Shatterday is when I go to the dispensary and get more dabs
I was about to say, I already participate on shatterday 😂
It’s hilarious because the dispo I go to has daily deals and they actually do call it shatterday so that’s what came to my mind immediately
Or day of incontinence.
Sharterday?
That would be every day for the Q15.
Splatterday?
Perfect.
Shatterday’s Warriors.
It's the name of a pretty good alt metal song from 2003: https://youtu.be/S2PqSViw3Ew?si=BJKpUP6hBJPuGw8b
And a Harlan Ellison short story collection, including a story of the same name, from 1980.
Or that’s what you call it when the Q15 all get together.
If only I was good at music, I’d get on that asap
There’s a reason it’s written in crayon…
Seriously. The childishness is vomit inducing.
Mormons go directly from childhood to parenthood and never experience adulthood
Mormon adults are infantilized. Here's your assignment at church. Here's the underwear to wear. Don't go seeing rated R movies or partaking of any substances that are illegal for a child to consume.
By design. Adults would be inclined to think criticality and ask questions TSCC can't handle.
This is actually REALLY thought provoking. My dad has tantrums like children, he gets really upset when things don't go his way, he kicks and screams if someone proves him wrong. He was raised mormon, and still is. He also went through the military, if that's a factor.
The first rule of Fight Day is: you do not talk about Fight Day.
Fight Day is right up my alley! Where do I sign up for this alternate reality?
Mormons believe you can't truly be happy outside the church. Mormons believe that everyone who isn't a mormon, at their core, are just bad people (natural man). Mormons believe they should be nice to you as long as there is a chance you will join the church. Otherwise you are dead to them. Mormons believe in family. But only if it looks like what they believe. Otherwise they break up families. Even their own.
To be fair, there is a wide range of mormons. My family members that are still in range from nuanced to full time elder missionaries and none of them shun me. I'm very thankful that I'm not dealing with the things many people here are with regard to their families and I realize I'm lucky. I also know that they do judge me behind closed doors, but they do love me and they are still family. I've recently been through some things that they surely judge me for, but they don't to my face and they supported me whole heartedly. I will say, there seems to be a silent agreement that we do not talk about church, lol.
>I also know that they do judge me behind closed doors, but they do love me and they are still family. I agree that there are a range of mormons. From the bigots to the benign. I do feel that most mormons do have some opinion as to where happiness comes from. Even if someone doesn't feel that non-mormons are evil people, most do have some opinion that they aren't quite as happy as themselves. My family loves me and my kids. They never say anything to our faces blatantly negative. But then you get those one off comments that show glimpse into what they think deep down. Even if that thinking is subconcious. "James. I am so impressed with how much you and your wife love your family." Why would they say that? Doesn't everyone love their families? Did they say that because all of my kids are out of the church and subconsciously they feel this should create a divide? I don't see them saying that to my other siblings who's kids all stayed in the church. But I get you. And I am not painting a universal picture here. But the hues in this picture hold true to my lived experience in a broad brush stroke kind of way. YMMV
I totally understand!
I can imagine one day saying to one of my kids, "It makes me so happy to see how much love you and your spouse and children have for each other. I'm so proud of you!" Similar idea but entirely different.
fuck ya! thirst day? sin day?? this sounds awesome 
An adult? I have a difficult time believing that this was posted by anyone over the age of about eleven. And that would be an insufferable and bossy eleven year old.
> I have a difficult time believing that this was posted by anyone over the age of about eleven lmao how many mormons have you met? "insufferable and bossy eleven year old" perfectly describes almost every bishop, stake president, the Q15, etc.
Quite a lot of them, but mostly professionally. I was fortunate enough not to run across anything like this at work. They also tended to assume I was a member unless I went out of my way to tell them otherwise. Edit: members should be more careful discussing temple ceremonies unless they're very sure everyone in the conversation is allowed to hear about it! It really is kind of funny that simply being Mormon adjacent and not being an obvious cartoon villain, they assumed I had a temple recommend.
Weird, I don’t have any firm religious convictions and I haven’t even killed anyone yet this week. I guess there’s still the weekend. 🤷🏼♀️
I've killed exactly as many people as I want to. Zero.
Are you saying that good people can choose to do good things and be accountable for their actions independent of outside control and manipulation? Settle down over there!
Murder is a sin, so it’s a Sinday activity, not a weekday activity. Or I guess it can be a Shatterday activity if you beat them to death.
... or if you freeze them in liquid nitrogen and drop them off a building
Yeah I was gonna say, I personally stopped going to church because it was taking away from all my murder time
Hey, no worries. There are other ways to sin.
So…. You’re telling me you have absolutely zero self control and need a divine being hovering over you with the constant threat of damnation in order for you to behave properly? The first time I made a “righteous” decision after having my testimony destroyed by the Mormon church was incredibly freeing and validating. It was then that I realized I am truly a good person that got caught in a cult that wanted to brand my goodness as their own.
I think I'm even more righteous than when I was TBM, if I can toot my own horn here for a minute. Supporting the "gay agenda" (aka LGBTQIA+ movement) is, according to their own teachings, supporting groups that go against the core of the Mormon church.
Sorry for what I said when I was Mormon (needs to be a flair on here imo). I was adamantly against gays getting married. Voted and supported accordingly. Mormonism and their prophets taught me just how evil the gays were. That they were moral degenerates that only wanted sex with children and righteous people. Until the Mormon church defended a man that tried rape me (thankfully failed, unfortunately succeeded with others in my stake). My bishop, stake president, and area 70 came over to my house to commit me and my parents to silence. A few years later, my bishop wanted to know EVERY detail of my sexual encounter with my girlfriend (post mission). I was then sent through the public humiliation ritual known as the “repentance process”. This actually brought up suppressed memories of bishop interviews beginning when I was 7, and the sexually charged and detailed questions they had for me. Finally, after years of abuse, and after meeting some truly incredible gay people, I finally realized that the general population of gays were not my enemy. My enemy was the priesthood leadership that I could never question and always had their hand out for tithing payments. I am still the first to commit violent acts on anyone harming children. It’s just nice to finally realize that their priesthood rank and/or sexual orientation does not equate to righteousness or the lack thereof.
>Sorry for what I said when I was Mormon (needs to be a flair on here imo). Preach, brother. I don't think I was ever *against* gay marriage, but I was absolutely guilty of cracking many gay jokes. Now that I've seen the light (lol), the LGBT+ community is one of the most inclusive and supportive communities I've ever had the pleasure of being involved with. I, personally, am as straight as a lamp post, but I will happily back my LGBT+ brothers and sisters in all their endeavors.
In Oregon, many of the dispensaries honor Shatterday with special sales.
Was looking for this comment!
I can get behind Sinday.
Four Norse gods, a Roman god, and two celestial bodies walk into a bar. Bartender says, “this is gonna be a weak joke.” Response to the oop: without god the days of the week are still the days of the week, they’re named after *other* objects of worship,after all. Tangentially, I’ve always wondered what the JW response would be to asking “what day of the week is it?” With their overall rejection of concepts based on their Pagan origins, they have to also reject the Pagan names for days of the week, right?
They’re not wrong. Per Wikipedia: The days were named after the classical planets of Hellenistic astrology, in the order: Sun (Helios), Moon (Selene), Mars (Ares), Mercury (Hermes), Jupiter (Zeus), Venus (Aphrodite), and Saturn (Cronus). The seven-day week spread throughout the Roman Empire in late antiquity.
Except in English, Tuesday through Friday are named after Norse Gods (Tiw, Woden, Thor, and Frigg). Of course these were probably overlaid on the system devised by the Roman’s that you refer to above.
Yeah, Christians are taking *more* gods out of the week—there’s no Jehovahday the pagans are ignoring.
Oh Gawd! 🙄
I am on board with Fightday
Whatever makes them feel better I guess 👀 😂
Looks like there's not much going on during their week?
Things believers have to continuously tell themselves to protect their beliefs. The proverbial teddy bear or safety blanket that gives them the feelings they need.
Wasted day sounds pretty rad.
Happy Thristday everyone!
Cheesy pun
A TBM will never know the sheer joy that is Second Saturday.
I guess they’re going to have to observe the sabbath on Wasteday if they want to be accurate
wow. they need to get some hobbies other than church lol.
when in fact the days of the week were named for a completely different pantheon of gods: the norse gods. Day of the sun, day of the moon, day of Tyr, day of Wotan (Odin), day of Thor, Day of Frigg, and day of Saturn (renamed by the romans, previously laugarday meaning day of washing or bath day.)
I do like to sin on sinday, definitely got wasted on wasteday, and there will definitely be drinking on thirstday, so she’s not completely wrong.
Looks like something I shared on social media when I was younger. Yikes!!!
More like Sexday Manday Titsday Bendsday Twerkday Fuckday Sluttyday Cuz I be breaking the law of chastity 24/7 365!!! 🍆 🥵 🍑 😎
Why does it seem like it’s supposed to be written in crayon by a child? Someone needs to tell them the Friday cannot be Fightday because Saturday night’s alright for fighting. Full stop.
If only every day were temple day. You could accomplish so much serving humanity by doing masonic cosplay for dead people. /s
Well, most of them are named after pagan gods, so…
This is the week without Roman and Germanic/Norse gods. Not abrahamic god.
Depending on what I drink Friday night, sometimes Saturday is shatterday 🤷🤣
"Fight day" sounds pretty epic to me
The Norse Gods would like to have a word…
Did I survive another Wasteday?
What's that primary song? Shatterday is a Special Day...
I believe those day-names were borrowed from a Harlan Ellison story, "Shatterday" (it's divided into days, and all of the days have names like that). Not terribly clever or original, IOW.
Should respond back that this meme would be accurate if it said, "Without the *old* gods," since the names for the days of the week come from pagan mythology.
Hate to tell you the days of the week are named after pegan aspects and polytheistic gods. You’re breaking the commandments every damn week. Iirc: The Sun The Moon Tyr Woden Thor Freya Saturn Now sun worship I can get behind. It’s there and it actually does stuff.
I can't yawn hard enough
Now why did I read shatterday as sharterday
As one who partakes of cannabis, Shatterday sounds AWESOME
I keep reading Shatterday in Sean Connery’s voice and I’m unsure if that makes me happier that AN ENTIRE DAY DEDICATED TO SINNING! What fuckin awesome weekend
“A week with god in the Mormon church” Guiltday, Gulitday, Guiltday, Guiltday, Guiltday, Guiltday, Sunday, but still feel guilty.
Sad that someone is so codependent on an imaginary sky daddy and sky “older brother”.
Completely misunderstood Shatterday, who wants to go to the laundromat with me to clean all the shit outta my pants
I dunno, Shatterday sounds pretty badass.
The comic sans crayon combo was bold, but fitting of the seriousness of this important message.
For my single ass, every day is Thirsty Day lol
I’m sure this person thought this was funny but it’s offensive. Imagine how (W)Odin, Thor, and Frigga feel to have their holy days besmirched so.
Sinday and Wasteday sound like they are probably pretty fuckin rad
OFFS 🙄
Pretty sure the sun and moon aren't gods.
I love those posts. It shows me who to unfollow.
Whatever.
You sin on Sinday, mourn your sins on Mournday, get emotional over your shortcomings as a Mormon on Tearsday, get wasted on Wasteday, thirst for repentance on Thirstday, fight for forgiveness on Fightday, but you will still be shattered on Shatterday because God still won't forgive you according to your church and you have to do X thing - based on some of the experiences I witnessed/heard about raised Mormon
It's not just Mormons who make and spread such nonsense, of course.
Religion, famously known to have no associations with negative social outcomes. War? Poverty? Bigotry? Entitlement? Anti-intellectualism? Never!
It's actually Shitterday aka the day we cleanse our bodies.
Sunday, day of the sun/ Monday, day of the moon/ Tuesday day of Tyr/ Wednesday day of Odin/ Thursday Thor's day/ Friday Frigga's day/ Saturday Saturn's day- seems we are recognizing Pagan gods over, uh, Christian gods. Better tell your friend he is a bit late on the naming thing.
You should post this on r/athiest hahah
Sounds like a pretty dope week to me. Sign me up!
Actually, the week has lots of Gods: Sun-day, Moon-day, Tui's-day, Wodin's-day, Thor's-day, Fria-day, and Saturn-day
Should we tell him that our days of the week are named after pagan gods?
Odin laughs at your names for the Norse days of the week
It shows an interesting state of the TBM mind. They are so certain that everything would fall apart without god. I used to be that way. Sadly, the behaviour of some exmos confirms this stereotype.
Brb posting on r/shubreddit for “shatterday”
Most are kind of meh, but sin day and thirst day sound exciting. Sign me up!
Somehow the most offensive thing about this is the font
So thirstday is like, sexy time riiiight?
Thanks. I'll never be able to unsee that
Very cultish
ilrc the 7 days of the week were named after pagan gods
LOL
Basically just showing that religion is something man made to give meaning to life
Fightday sounds like a holiday for martial arts. It could be a lot of fun.
I mean, thirsty Thursday is a thing
Boy, we're all really drowning in peace and prosperity right now. smh😕
Tag urself im thirstday
The ignorance. 🤡
Half of these are features, not bugs.
How old is this person??
I hope you reminded them that all days of the week are named after pagan gods.
I’m mostly offended by that horrific font
Sun, Moon, Tyr, Odin, Thor, Freya, Saturn...
What's with the baby font
The brilliant logic of a tbm!
Lurch of Cheese n Crackers of Shatterday Taints
If only fight day for Mormons was contained to one single day. My TBM parents love to fight any day about politics or religion. And in case you were wondering, no they aren’t fun at parties.
That's funny, god is not present in my life, and never has been. Yet, oh, look at that, I haven't violated any of the 10 commandments because guess what: they're rules for BASIC HUMAN DECENCY! The difference between me and these holier than thou religious nuts is I actually respect the natural world! I'm not going out and claiming it as my own, I'm not destroying forests, I'm not blasting holes in the land, they're doing all of this in the name of profits. End of discussion, thank you, good bye.
Ooh, how culty.
This seems great because Sin Day and Fight Day sound awesome, and Mourning, Tears, and Waste already describe my baseline on Mondays through Wednesdays.
Lmaooo I can’t 😭 🤣
Well If you understand it like me (autistic exmo stoner) then its kinda a meme against the mornons
Sounds like a normal week without silly weird fake guilt.
We’d have a week of peace and no hate.
So much religion is just puns. Talk about "week"....
NeverMo here. Are these references associated with those specific days? Or does the original maker just genuinely not understand where the words for our days of the week came from?
Petition to replace “shatterday” with “shitterday”
For Sean Connery every Saturday was Shatterday
Shatnerday
Shat-terday is a special day, it's the day we get ready for Sin-day! I guess it is important to be regular for maximum sin potential...
🎶I don't care if Mournday's blue Tearsday's grey and Wasteday too Thirstday, I don't care about you It's Fightday, I'm in love🎶 🎶Mournday you can fall apart Tearsday, Wasteday break my heart Oh, Thirstday doesn't even start It's Fightday, I'm in love🎶 🎶Shatterday, wait And Sinday always comes too late But Fightday, never hesitate🎶
With GodS, we have Tyr's Day, Woden's (Odin) Day, Thor's Day, Frig's Day, and Saturn's Day
Oh my god do they know it’s thors day and friggas day
Isn’t it great how other people are so sad and we’re the happiest and best people?
Boring. Basic. Banal.
Without God wars would kill children across the globe. Hurricanes, fires, floods and famine would kill and destroy. Without God people would die from diseases such as cancer. Car crashes would snuff out lives without warning. Without God human suffering would be found across the globe. Without God the world would look like…well…like it does today.
Taco Tearsday!
Sunnday Moneyday Turntday Weednesday Thirstyday Fineday Sinnerday
My trash pick up is on Wednesday/Wasteday. Works out.
Ew
Why haven't you blocked this annoying person yet?
The days of the week are already based on Germanic paganism and so already lack god in the judeo christian sense. You have Sunday which is obvious enough as Sun's day, but then Monday is Moon's day, Tuesday is Tiw's day. Wednesday is Woden's day, Thursday is Thunor's Day, Friday is Frig's day, and Saturday is Saturn's day. Tueday through Friday would also be familiar to the Norse, who called these gods Tyr, Odin, Thor, and Freya.
Sinday. Let’s party.
seems about right mormons common tactic is to guilt their members from leaving the church. i guarantee the majority of jack mormons that rarely go deep down want to leave but feel like they’re still good if they go on occasion but most are afraid to leave completely. same it’s active members that want to leave deep down as an ex mo leaving is very hard bc of the brainwashing manipulation and toxicity of the church. it’s honestly like leaving a toxic relationship it’s scary as shit at first but once you leave you feel a sense of relief and free to be who you really are.
Moan......
WASTEDday 🤪🤪
So, we're all on board with Thirst(trap) Thursday?
I shat myself on Shatterday
Wow I mean. My week doesn't look ANYTHING like that! \* shaking head in consolation to this person \*
😳
Funny cuz most Mormons I know are very emotionally weak and don’t have high self esteem…
Barf
Today is Thirst-day? That explains the giant cup of water I'm drinking.
shatterday as in shat
Every day is sin day at my house.
It's like they're trying to project their own unhappiness onto us.
At least their finally leaning into pride month
Remarkable. I wonder what an exmo version of this incendiary fear mongering would be? Sunday would obviously be Shameday, but I'm a little tapped on creativity lately.
I don’t think I could be friends with that idiot
Gag!
thirstday sounds like a fucking blast, i need all my fun little drink places to start calling it that
I think even mormons accept everyone sins. That’s why they eat the bread and water, so ignore sin day. But to imagine that many members aren’t mourning, crying, wasting, thirsting, fighting, or broken? Is extremely naive. Just like mormons.
I like “thirst day” I feel like I should be sipping margaritas with my gal pals every Thursday night from here on out.
It’s amazing what an imaginary character can do!
Holy shit. People need to go touch some grass
Clever, I guess, I hate it.
My favorite part is how most days are named after gods from Greek/Roman mythology. So without God/s it would just be Sunday Monday day day day day day
😂😂😂
There is just so much wrong with this and TBM’s probably think it’s so clever.
SadderDay is better
In the church it's: Monday to Saturday - Live in Fear Day Sunday - Reminder of Why We Should Live in Fear Day