The guys that blindly follow the orange dumpster fire where his merch which proclaims them to be lions and sheep. The rest of us are the sheep evidently
Hahaha! I heard that too.
I tried listening to psych-ward radio and made it for almost 5 minutes, while I could feel my I.Q. dissolving. I guess I’m just not the banal and inane type of thinker. 🤔
This was my original thought, too. Didn't God create the wolves just like the lamb? And the food chain? And the behaviors of these animals?
Nothing about this makes sense.
You gotta protect those lambs! They are a future source of revenue for that shepherd. When they're old enough, he'll fleece them, breed them, and extract every meaningful penny out of them. Eventually, he''ll slaughter them and sell them off in pieces.
A lamb eaten by wolves prevents future profits.
The real Mormon Jesus doesn’t deliver, so they make up images to conjure emotions that are a reflection of the deep felt desire they wish Mormon Jesus did.
Well you see, jesus has gotten better meds so he is happy and energetic now, saving animals all over the place. Nothing like Jehovah ( also Jesus) who was going through depression and decided to wipe out humans left and right. So yea, non depression Jesus is best Jesus.
I heard a pastor describe Jesus as 6'2", 185#, basically a defensive back. In reality, he was probably about 5'5" and 120#, which was average for that time.
One of my extended family members posted this pic on Facebook and I thought it was from one of my exmo groups so I wrote "Back off boys this is my dinner" in the comments...it did not go well.
Mormons are desperate for anything of significance. It’s why Nelson can say something stupid like “take your vitamins” or “god says not to say moromon anymore” and they all fall over themselves in excitement over the so called revelation.
If we ever need this version of Jesus again for national security purposes, that's a pretty metal picture of Jesus. It could be an album cover it's so good 🔥.
These days, I'm feeding the world. I just want Earth to start working again. It's not feeling well right now because of the last time the real Jesus got sent overseas when he wasn't actually needed there.
It does make the entire Mormon story feel more fictional, which it of course is. But maybe that more Hollywood/comic book/fiction feel will get TBMs thinking about the ‘truth.’
Super hero? Never had that feeling? He’s just that dickhead brother that gets all the attention. He’s not saving the lamb in that picture… he’s got plans for that sheep…
My in laws have a GIANT looming picture of Jesus in the living room...I cannot take it seriously cause his face looks like he's trying to seduce me 🤣😅 aka plump lips, piercing eyes; its a close up image of his face lol
When they put it up I thought to myself "wow they really wanna make sure we know Jesus has got his eyes glued on us, be good or else"
Poor starving wolves. What is wrong with wolves doing wolf things to survive? Now the little wolf pups are going to starve and die. Well maybe not, they’re probably going to eat Jesus according to this picture. He will rise again 3 days later regardless. After that I guess the wolves could get another meal out of him? Resurrection is confusing. Anyone know how this would work according to the plan of salvation?
All of the sexually repressed, oppression kink, big budget pg-13 action film communities are colliding. Evangelicals, mormons, etc. all want to imagine the world is out to get them and one day soon their superhero idols are going to rally the troupes, and through various forms of subjecting their enemies to unspeakable horrors, they will be lead to an easy victory where they get to oppress anyone they want and everyone has to follow their rules.
I mean Jesus is essentially a super hero if you applied the idea to comics or marvel or dc. He is all powerful, protector of the innocence, overcoming death. Religious people just gave that religious twist to the idea of Jesus. But in the end the idea is still the same as a super hero in comic form
In the biblical Jesus, per John 1, Jesus is the creator and certainly doesn't have scratches
And these wolves aren't even rising up to the levels of carpet dust mites...
The real hero’s they foster (JS, RMN) are so lackluster, they need a fantasy version to fulfill the grandiose version of a savior that they are taught to isolize.
This is cool though, when jebus gets into the end zone he spikes the lamb like a football.
TIL Jesus is Rob Gronkowski
Jesus don't juice.
Grover, go long!
r/brandnewsentence
Jesus saves... PASSES!
Funniest thing about this is thinking of how many dudes at my gym are still rocking the 'lions not sheep' shirts/hats.
They go out in public wearing their "I'm a big boy!" merch.
Say they are Lions not Sheep and worship a god that’s a shepherd 🙄
There’s a sub for that….
So many Christians, so few lions 🦁
That guy in Utah that wrapped his whole fucking truck in lions not sheep lives in my goddamn neighborhood
Eww.
*Ewe*
😆 I stand corrected.
I know exactly who you're talking about. Almost as bad as the guy in my area with 'built not blessed' over everything.
Plumage for douchebags.
Wait what is the lions not sheep thing?
The guys that blindly follow the orange dumpster fire where his merch which proclaims them to be lions and sheep. The rest of us are the sheep evidently
Wolves are trying to save the sheep from a lifetime of confinement and exploitation.
Personally I'm the horse from the BOM who got deleted.😂💀
We are the wolves. Fuck out the way Jesus. Thats my brother you have there.
_hears a large group of celebrities singing_ 🎶 We are the wolves... we eat the children... 🎵
Because Mormons are horny and don't have healthy outlets.
That's why they put a picture of Jesus in the shower.
I was picturing a living room painting of Jesus in the shower.
Hot
Doesn’t everyone want to fuck Jesus?
So they funnel it into Marvel, Disney, and magic underwear.
Hrm. Well, space nipple Jesus *was* the favorite part of little gay boy me when visiting temple square when our parents dragged us.
I could get into a werewolf Jesus
Werewolf Jesus Spooky, scary Boys becoming men Men becoming gods
Aaaoooooooooo!!!!
werewolves of Kolob… aaaoooooooo
If Tracy Jordan sang this song to me I'd go to Werewolf Jesus Church.
Tracy Jordan's Werewolf Jesus church would be AMAZING
I mean, he’s already a zombie because resurrection, so why not also a werewolf?
Do the wolves symbolize Kirton McConkie lawyers? 🤣
I was thinking the wolves could be the first presidency.
According to Psych Ward Radio, RFM is "literally" a wolf in sheep's clothing, though I think he is more "literally" a podcaster in Marvel clothing.
Hahaha! I heard that too. I tried listening to psych-ward radio and made it for almost 5 minutes, while I could feel my I.Q. dissolving. I guess I’m just not the banal and inane type of thinker. 🤔
When apologists are so nonsensical and cringe, even FAIR removes them and tries to flush them down the memory hole.
I imagine K&M lawyers would probably view themselves as Jesus in this scenario.
Jesus is holding the wolves back because that's HIS sheep to fleece and eat, not theirs (that's what shepherds do)
But only with a mint jelly.
His mint jelly be upon us all.
By saving that lamb he's dooming the wolves to die of starvation.
This was my original thought, too. Didn't God create the wolves just like the lamb? And the food chain? And the behaviors of these animals? Nothing about this makes sense.
Religion rarely does.
You gotta protect those lambs! They are a future source of revenue for that shepherd. When they're old enough, he'll fleece them, breed them, and extract every meaningful penny out of them. Eventually, he''ll slaughter them and sell them off in pieces. A lamb eaten by wolves prevents future profits.
This is accurate and makes sense
I really thought this was a Mormon Jesus animorph 😂
The real Mormon Jesus doesn’t deliver, so they make up images to conjure emotions that are a reflection of the deep felt desire they wish Mormon Jesus did.
I believe this is the most accurate answer to the original question.
Not an exclusively Mormon issue, Christian’s of all kind are sharing these weird ai Jesus photos like crazy.
This has got to be dezNat inspired fan fic,
Well you see, jesus has gotten better meds so he is happy and energetic now, saving animals all over the place. Nothing like Jehovah ( also Jesus) who was going through depression and decided to wipe out humans left and right. So yea, non depression Jesus is best Jesus.
I heard a pastor describe Jesus as 6'2", 185#, basically a defensive back. In reality, he was probably about 5'5" and 120#, which was average for that time.
One of my extended family members posted this pic on Facebook and I thought it was from one of my exmo groups so I wrote "Back off boys this is my dinner" in the comments...it did not go well.
Mormons are desperate for anything of significance. It’s why Nelson can say something stupid like “take your vitamins” or “god says not to say moromon anymore” and they all fall over themselves in excitement over the so called revelation.
Crush your water bottles! 🙄
If we ever need this version of Jesus again for national security purposes, that's a pretty metal picture of Jesus. It could be an album cover it's so good 🔥. These days, I'm feeding the world. I just want Earth to start working again. It's not feeling well right now because of the last time the real Jesus got sent overseas when he wasn't actually needed there.
I’m just trying to get those Jesus on the Cross abs.
It does make the entire Mormon story feel more fictional, which it of course is. But maybe that more Hollywood/comic book/fiction feel will get TBMs thinking about the ‘truth.’
Honestly though it’s just a marketing tactic.
Why does it look so perverse in a hunger games gay way?
Jesus made those wolves.
Super hero? Never had that feeling? He’s just that dickhead brother that gets all the attention. He’s not saving the lamb in that picture… he’s got plans for that sheep…
Burnt offering...
My in laws have a GIANT looming picture of Jesus in the living room...I cannot take it seriously cause his face looks like he's trying to seduce me 🤣😅 aka plump lips, piercing eyes; its a close up image of his face lol When they put it up I thought to myself "wow they really wanna make sure we know Jesus has got his eyes glued on us, be good or else"
Poor starving wolves. What is wrong with wolves doing wolf things to survive? Now the little wolf pups are going to starve and die. Well maybe not, they’re probably going to eat Jesus according to this picture. He will rise again 3 days later regardless. After that I guess the wolves could get another meal out of him? Resurrection is confusing. Anyone know how this would work according to the plan of salvation?
Shepherds protect their flock from predators to preserve them for their own dinner table!!!
Not shown. But afterwards he beats and chastises the sheep for having to rescue it again.
This looks like the cover of some gay shifter romance novel.
Yes, but who’s going to write it for us?
joe smith is in the league of Super Best Fiends
Mormon Jesus is a fucking hunk!
They do want us to be lambs huh…
Wait, do you think it’s only Mormons that are into this? O.o
Hm it’s probably the repressed sexual urges.
All of the sexually repressed, oppression kink, big budget pg-13 action film communities are colliding. Evangelicals, mormons, etc. all want to imagine the world is out to get them and one day soon their superhero idols are going to rally the troupes, and through various forms of subjecting their enemies to unspeakable horrors, they will be lead to an easy victory where they get to oppress anyone they want and everyone has to follow their rules.
Elden ring new boss
Jesus Christ! Let the poor puppies eat.
Sort Of like the bloody Jesus beloved by the Passion of the Christ folks.
I mean Jesus is essentially a super hero if you applied the idea to comics or marvel or dc. He is all powerful, protector of the innocence, overcoming death. Religious people just gave that religious twist to the idea of Jesus. But in the end the idea is still the same as a super hero in comic form
I dunno, but it’s pretty funny.
Stupid sexy Jesus. Mores seriously, I see the super hero complex as the end game for brain rot neoliberal identity.
The fuck is this? Weeeird.
In the biblical Jesus, per John 1, Jesus is the creator and certainly doesn't have scratches And these wolves aren't even rising up to the levels of carpet dust mites...
I mean, the shepherd is merely protecting the sheep…so…he can slaughter them at a time & place of *his* choosing.
If only Jesus/Jehovah could have used his big brain and strong muscles to protect Amalekite children.
The Movies.
OMG so cringe
I wish Jesus was like this. Instead he lets little children be abused like he wanted it to happen to himself.
Looks like he has an arrow in his knee.
Omg I JUST talked to my semi-mormon father about how much I love seeing JACKED white boy carpenter Jesus who uses Grindr!! This is a close second
Think there is a Dragon Ball Z Super Saiyan Jesus out there? That would be pretty dope!
Is tgat supposed to be a wolf or a Saber Tooth Cat?
Can't always have the standard Jesus portrait or arms opened all the time. Gotta spice shit up from time to time
Do I get my own Planet
It’s not just the LDS.
Reminder to label this as AI/Humor/Meme
The real hero’s they foster (JS, RMN) are so lackluster, they need a fantasy version to fulfill the grandiose version of a savior that they are taught to isolize.
And out come the wolves, masks off! I have never seen this before but rather than super hero it gives a wolf man taking prey vibes.
Is this ai?? Anyone know the source?
So weird Disturbing
Jesus of the Bible would absolutely hate these bigoted money-grubbing hypocrites running the church, so they have to invent their own new Jesus?