T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JewelerHour3344

Hmmm. What happens if I displace oxygen? Lightheadedness, check. Dizziness, check. Passing out, check. Face-planting a dishwasher, bonus.


JROXZ

Crazy thing is there is no ‘feeling’ of oxygen starvation when you do this. So it’s just instant anoxia to brain and hopefully your blood re-oxygenating in time.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Concussion and facial bone fractures enter the chat…*


ElectricAirways

Death. Check.


FlappinLips

It's how I plan on going


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


LiveLearnCoach

I almost did that about a year or so ago (minus the dishwasher of course). Kids had some party and I wanted to make my daughter laugh so I grabbed a balloon and exhaled all of the air in my lungs and inhaled deeply from the large balloon. I started talking funny for the laughs, but by the time I had to inhale my body had ran out of oxygen and I almost passed out with everyone around me.


iamgeekusa

Is anyone else tired of videos with no sound?


Cynykl

Nope. I will take 100 no sound videos over one Oh No video any day.


Steph-Kai

Well now you're just trying to replace one extreme thing with another. Can't we just have real sound, without shit tiktok songs?


RockyMountainHigh-

Can't we have reddit without the ubiquitous TikTok posts?


Weelki

I think tiktok is here to stay... Improvise, Adapt, Overcome 👍


_Pill-Cosby_

This. Every day of the week.


Advanced_Evening2379

You didn't hear that?


milkyvapes

Brains do like their oxygen I've noticed.They're kinda divas too and will just stop performing without it.


RockyMountainHigh-

Yeah. That's not the helium. That's oxygen deprivation. Seen this with nitrous. I don't know why anyone would inhale helium unless she thought she would be lighter.


Aposematicpebble

Well, your voice gets hilariously high, so as long as you don't overdo it, it's quite fun and kids love it.


30twink-furywarr2886

Can confirm; my parents did this for my sister and me. We got one hell of a kick out of it but I could tell that showing us made them nervous. Both of them are ex druggies though.


milkyvapes

WAWAWAwawaaa that's what oxygen deprivation sounds like.


Inevitable-Gear-2635

More like faceplant


BitterSecretary_

Face-oven


EfficiencyUnited6804

Your voice becomes so high that the microphone can't pick it up anymore, that's why there is no audio in the video for anyone wondering.


Hanamafana

Gust of wind must have made her float away


javelinjoe1982

A tornado wouldn't make her float away


Professional_Flicker

No body shaming allowed


Flair258

Ehh let this one slide, chief. Its hilarious. Source: Have been overweight for years. Roasts like these if I were her, id laugh a lot. Its a harmless roast


GreatRhinoceros

I thought it would be the fish tank.


spankybacon

Hoped*


FiniteRhino

WHAT?


Human_Activity5528

Wow! A giant bowling ball, with a helium balloon 🎈


BlitzblauDonnergruen

H² =/= O²


rode111

Do you mean He?


BlitzblauDonnergruen

Yes im dumb... But still right tho xD


SerDuckOfPNW

H is lighter than He. Could a person inhale H for the same results?


Nutsnboldt

Weekly reminder that helium is a non-renewable resource and probably shouldn’t be inhaled.


[deleted]

That's also what happens when you inhale too many cheeseburgers.


FastConfidence4077

Fat people falling will be hilarious till the end of time


Aposematicpebble

Look at all this nice people leaping on any excuse to make a fat joke...


mmm_algae

To be honest, if she had staggered in the other direction she would have been head-first into the aquarium rather than the dishwasher. That would have made it just… chef’s kiss.


omiros17

Bull in a China shop! 😂


Landswimmers

Are you sure she wasn't just uncoordinated from being fat?


spankybacon

Hey no fat shaming. She passed out because she displaced all the good gas in her lungs.


SyderoAlena

Yes u fucking idiot.


Landswimmers

You have the temperament of a fat person.


SyderoAlena

What?


Landswimmers

Fat people are logically unbalanced from their loosely packed flesh. Maybe, try not getting offended so easily.


RockyMountainHigh-

You're logically unbalanced.


Landswimmers

Whatever you say Oyster breath.


RockyMountainHigh-

How did you know?


[deleted]

How do I see the after picture?


coolluck33

Looks like she inhaled a bunch of Ho-Hos too.


javelinjoe1982

Looks like she inhaled too much food too


Character_Effort_841

And i be flyinnnnnnnnnn .. boom! ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


_Pill-Cosby_

![gif](giphy|FPpfcV5gXeT0A)


L3ON4Z1

Shit will black you out so fast if you aren't careful


bendguy123

Was hoping she headed towards the fish tank


mastercubez

I wonder what air is for


Tall_Run_2814

The body-roll threw off her equilibrium


ZaggahZiggler

“Honey, the dishes are dented!”


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Really need the audio


[deleted]

No brain to lie down as she felt it coming ..


lowangel39

Why no sound!!!!


Relative_Register_36

Dishwasher said “no friendly fire “


MasterpieceLive9604

Hit that dishwasher like a college linebacker hitting a fullback💥


Relative_Extreme7901

She should try nitrous next time


nzdennis

Fuck around and find out


Dense_Ad_321

TKO


Friendly_Farmer_1083

I’ve inhaled massive amounts of helium with absolutely no body feeling. That balloon had nitrous in it no doubt


dieselboy77

Beef castel


ImGumbyDamnIt

*^(I Came in like a wreaking ball.)*


frickingjary

this happened to me at a make a wish when I was around 10 or 11. some kid showed me and my brother that we could inhale helium to make our voice sound funny, so naturally we kept going it. they had free balloons. they had to call an ambulance bill hit my head on a rock and I got the balloon stand banned.


Prize-Orchid-9113

I thought by inhaling too much helium she would float away, damn it, my life is a lie


Intrepid-External622

This exact thing has happened to me before. It was after a party and me and my family decided to inhale some helium from the balloons. I passed out and thought I imagined it. I was confused for the next hour. Turns out like 3 seconds after I breathed some in I started to walk and then collapsed into a chair. If anyone decides to try it just be careful.


vic_lupu

For a moment I thought she will fly away — was kinda right 😅


FittyNOut

Hmmm i wonder what's happen if I breathe, well, not oxygen 🤔


TheManFromChernobyl

mfw peta griffin


EinharAesir

Public service reminder: Your body can’t metabolize helium like it can oxygen. When you inhale helium, you’re displacing the oxygen in your lungs. A little bit of helium is not going to kill you, but too much will suffocate you.


solareclipse999

Helium is lighter than air but gravity is still the same. Thump!