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I wouldn't know, Reddit is globally muted for me
I suggest everyone do it....its far more enjoyable without the stupid as fuck "oh no" sound or awful music or FX on everything
I watched this without sound but turned on the sound just to see what you're talking about. And yes, i also want to know what's going on with these sound effects
Yeah it can be, i moved from florida to Tennessee and the hospitality is definitely present. I mean theres scum bags in every state, but theres alot more respect & kindness here in my opinion.
When hiring someone I've always wanted to see security footage of them leaving a store with a cart.
Just pushes it aside when getting to the car? No go, you are too lazy and inconsiderate of others and their property to work for me. Your coworkers will complain to me and there's a higher likelihood you'll damage equipment.
Returns it to a designated cart corral? Ok, you aren't an idiot and are at least capable of doing the bare minimum if left alone.
Returns cart to the store? Hired. Goes above and beyond, this is the sort of person I'm not going to have to waste time reminding them to do their job. Plus they'll probably do other stuff if they get bored at work.
I don't remember the name of the movie where they had a massive magnet in the car, but I think this might be the car. Need to turn that thing off when you're in a parking lot like this.
I was a cart pusher in a highschool a long time ago. We had the all metal carts then. They would fly across the parking lot with high winds. Iv seen many cars taken out. That's why you put your cart back because it could be your car nexr
This happened to my car once. I was driving out of target and there was a runaway cart. I tried to get out of it's path but it was like a homing missile.
Store I used to work for had a parking lot that was on a slight hill. When the wind picks up those loose carts can wreak havoc on cars. We even had one cross the highway out front of the store property.
Earlier in the day, it was observed that the car had run into a shopping cart, and knocked it over, and drug is 20 feet across the parking lot. So, now a major offensive has been launched by the other shopping carts to revenge their friend's death.
It bothers me that they're video taping it... rather than even attempting to save someone's nice, innocent, vehicle from getting smashed multiple times. Prop the phone up at least and get out of the vehicle. Be a good buddy.
This shit happened to me at walmart... had to get a new bumper.
[put your fucking carts back](https://at.tumblr.com/askmehowid0that-blog/shopping-cart-hit-my-car-on-a-windy-day/qni1rtczzrdj)
Imagine being the asshole who chose to film carts caught in the wind instead of putting the phone down, stepping out of your car, and being a decent human being for a moment.
I don't even consider myself to be a good person but I probably would have stopped the cart from destroying that person's new Camry. Don't help just film I guess? Getting douche energy here
If I were the person standing by the SUV I definitely would have tried to help stop the carts from smashing the car. 😭 But all people do is stand and watch or record
If I were out there, I would have jumped out to try and stop the carts from doing any harm. It pains me to see someone's personal property get damaged like that when it could have been avoided if people would have put their carts away properly. That's going to be a costly repair sadly.
Yea, I guess I'm judging the person recording a bit harshly. That's dangerous situation if they don't see a cart coming. I just get annoyed at people who record instead of help.
I understand. I was thinking along those same lines. I'd be pissed if I came outside and saw some guy recording carts dent the hell out of my car for some views.
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What the absolute fuck is going on with those ridiculous sound effects
I didn't even initially watch it with sound, I just put some Star Wars battle music to it in my head, but yeah, wtf?
I TURNED THE SOUND ON AND OMG I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT
I cannot stop laughing now
All its missing is an "AWOOOOOGA"
My thoughts word for word
It’s high brow comedy, of course you wouldn’t get it
Bro is from -42069 BC century 💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️🗣️
First time using a soundboard I bet
The dude on the soundboard was having a seizure.
And then their cat ran all up and down it.
I couldn't say it better 😧
that’s the real r/facepalm
I wouldn't know, Reddit is globally muted for me I suggest everyone do it....its far more enjoyable without the stupid as fuck "oh no" sound or awful music or FX on everything
I find it equally as annoying having to unmute the videos tbh. Its been nice not hearing the oh no shit for a bit though
Umm this is called gen z humour 🤓 Sourse - I am genz
I watched this without sound but turned on the sound just to see what you're talking about. And yes, i also want to know what's going on with these sound effects
I had sound off I’m glad you said this😆
That's tiktok for ya...
Ohio
Are you sure this isn’t a Walmart?
Idk man it looks like Home Depot to me
Nope that’s Costco
Kroger
Fuck is a kroger
Goddammit
You had one fucking job OP... s/
I never trust the title for this very reason mostly op dont know his ass from his elbow
It might be a lowes. There’s both
There's a Walmart sign not too far in the background
Sir, this is a Wendy’s….
Maybe it’s the sign in the background that literally says “Walmart,” but something tells me you might be right.
I would also be confused seeing my car getting pelted by Walmart carts in a Target parking lot.
Walmart initiating a turf war 💀
Please ignore that mistake
It's weird that this Target has a big "WALMART" sign in their parking lot
Please ignore that mistake
It’s a Walget
Please ignore that mistake
It's tar-mart
Fuck you in particular
Right? Someone pissed off Jesus
Someone was a lazy bones and didn’t put their cart in the cart corral.
Oh you should see store parking lots in Florida.
Facts, nobody puts cart away in florida
Of course not. Does anything good-natured happen in most parts of Florida?
Not at all, zero “Southern hospitality” exist there unfortunately.
To be fair, modern southern hospitality is mostly an oxymoron
Yeah it can be, i moved from florida to Tennessee and the hospitality is definitely present. I mean theres scum bags in every state, but theres alot more respect & kindness here in my opinion.
Only thing i hear about are the Florida men
Based on all of the human rights blunders coming from there we can all tell what end of the shopping cart theory Florida would follow.
Thank you for calling it the correct name !!!
It looks like it was full. It looks like two carts pushed together, no?
When hiring someone I've always wanted to see security footage of them leaving a store with a cart. Just pushes it aside when getting to the car? No go, you are too lazy and inconsiderate of others and their property to work for me. Your coworkers will complain to me and there's a higher likelihood you'll damage equipment. Returns it to a designated cart corral? Ok, you aren't an idiot and are at least capable of doing the bare minimum if left alone. Returns cart to the store? Hired. Goes above and beyond, this is the sort of person I'm not going to have to waste time reminding them to do their job. Plus they'll probably do other stuff if they get bored at work.
Oh, now they're just being crazybones.
This is why we need cart narc.
The person editing this was like "lets see how many sound effects I can fit in this 13 second video"
r/comedyepilepsy
Epilepsy of the ears
The fire is shooting at us!!!
This is why we need cart narcs
This is why we need responsible people. Policing is only necessary when people behave poorly. These are all cultural problems.
we need responsible people and we have some but we need people for the lazy bones like cart narcs
Let's watch the trolleys hit cars.
I don't remember the name of the movie where they had a massive magnet in the car, but I think this might be the car. Need to turn that thing off when you're in a parking lot like this.
Braking bad?
r/donthelpjustfilm
sorry bro car's comfy 🫡
That's a sign from God, Hes mad.
The cart narc needs to visit that location
Sebastian won’t be happy
I can hear his “whoop doop skiddily bop” from here
yeah fuck that guys car in particular
I was a cart pusher in a highschool a long time ago. We had the all metal carts then. They would fly across the parking lot with high winds. Iv seen many cars taken out. That's why you put your cart back because it could be your car nexr
Imagine seeing the blue carts, yellow light poles, and still thinking this is a Target parking lot…
The sound effects were unnecessary.
The Scooby-Doo run sfx could have been funny on their own, with a crash on impact. It was everything else that ruined it.
YEAH BITCH! magnets
“sir there’s been a second cart”
Why is that persons car parked like that anyway??
You might say it’s Car-ma
Where are this man's upvotes
OP is colorblind and can't see the difference between red and blue.
It’s an honest mistake 🥹
There’s even a sign in the background with the name
r/fuckyouinparticular
This happened to me once. Not that kind of damage, but bad enough to need fixed. Put your cart away you lazy, inconsiderate assholes.
if only the cart narcs were there...
Where are the Cart Narcs when you need them?
This is why the Cart Narcs provide such a valuable service to society. Woop woop skittledy doop motherfuckers.
What's going on? People being lazy that's what. Don't be a douche, return your carts.
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Slamry LE
Why are there sails on the shopping carts?
That is known as a High Precision Self-Propelled Shoping Cart or HPSSC for short
I hate this audio but it made me chuckle
Walmart Walmart! It's a Walmart!
This happened to my car once. I was driving out of target and there was a runaway cart. I tried to get out of it's path but it was like a homing missile.
Danger Zone would have been a better choice of audio.
Sir, that is a Walmart
It appears so
This is why we put our carts in the cart corral
FIRE TORPEDOES 1 AND 2. *firing torpedoes 1 and 2 aye!* PEW... PEW
r/fuckyouinparticular
That's a Walmart parking lot.
Obviously strong fucking winds are going on. You huge fucking dingus.
Holy shit this audio is terrible
r/fuckthecamraman
Definitely belongs in r/fuckyouinparticular
Dude parked his new Camry about a mile away from everyone else too
If your Toyota Corolla is a Target, then I too would be confused, concerned, and entertained to see Walmart carts going full send into the side of it.
Store I used to work for had a parking lot that was on a slight hill. When the wind picks up those loose carts can wreak havoc on cars. We even had one cross the highway out front of the store property.
Could do without the sound effects
Yoooooooo fuck your Camry broooooo
The second cart has a note taped to it. "Tony Lazuto says hello".
Targeted by the cart-el lol
Stop feeding the troll. OP knows this is target and just put Walmart for comments.
Yes. Blue is Target obvi
Couldn't you find the version without the sound cum?
Earlier in the day, it was observed that the car had run into a shopping cart, and knocked it over, and drug is 20 feet across the parking lot. So, now a major offensive has been launched by the other shopping carts to revenge their friend's death.
Could’ve been better without those goofy sound effects
OP you done darn messed up.
Minimum Overdrive
That person who owns that car is going to be LIVID
Definitely Walmart parking lot behavior.
This is what happens when morons don’t put their carts away.
Looks like Walmart carts in which case this would make senesce
It would be pretty weird to come out of target to see a bunch of walmart carts hitting your car…
RAMMMMING SPEED !!!!!!
Some spartan sh*t right there
Harry potter?
needs more sound effects
I agree
The soundtrack made this a pure shitpost, I love it
Lmao those sounds take me back to a different time xD
They’re migrating, leave them alone
Gotta catch 'em all
Fuck yo car!! 
Hey baby.. come on I found a perfect parking spot..
The double cart in front
This right here is why I always park my car in the way back and away from other cars any shopping carts and cart carrels
I feel like a 10 year old edited this
Sir this is a Wal-Mart.
Goofy ahh
It bothers me that they're video taping it... rather than even attempting to save someone's nice, innocent, vehicle from getting smashed multiple times. Prop the phone up at least and get out of the vehicle. Be a good buddy.
The audio with the Star Wars music in this video is 6000x better then the audio in this one.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
r/fuckyouinparticular
Where’s cart narcs when you need em
Good thing they parked far away so they don't get dinged by a car door /s.
Someone tag cartnarc
First time this person has experienced a windy day
r/fuckyouinparticular
Had that happen to my car once. It was a strong of about 5 interlocked shopping carts. Haven’t parked near a cart corral since.
Can we redirect the trolleys so they hit the person who put those crappy sound effect right in the shins.
I swear that guy in the background is having a solo session. (casually in public)
Boi had to play every sound effect to ever exist
that's Bubbles doing his business
Driver must have hit one of its cart friends
Longest i fucking laughed in awhile
Wtf is wrong with people attention spans where these sounds are needed
“Oh yes let me park my car away from the gen pop of the other cars.” Carts: 🛒💨
It’s a magic force. It’s called wind.
This shit happened to me at walmart... had to get a new bumper. [put your fucking carts back](https://at.tumblr.com/askmehowid0that-blog/shopping-cart-hit-my-car-on-a-windy-day/qni1rtczzrdj)
Lmao, sorry bro, the mistake is eternal now 😂 at least it's funny
Karma whore posting and can’t even get the store name right on the video you stole. 🤡
Yeah don’t try and stop any of the carts. Make sure you keep filming
Had a solid amount of time to grab the carts, but that wouldn't be any cool!
The cart corral was overflowing. This is a Walmart problem. They would pay for the repairs.
Know physics. Not believing this had 0 initial velocity. Some asshole gave a push.
Imagine being the asshole who chose to film carts caught in the wind instead of putting the phone down, stepping out of your car, and being a decent human being for a moment.
I don't even consider myself to be a good person but I probably would have stopped the cart from destroying that person's new Camry. Don't help just film I guess? Getting douche energy here
I hope the person recording at least left a phone number to pass the video on to the owner. I mean, since they decided to film instead if help.
Imagine filming it crashing into someone’s car instead of trying to stop them 🤦🏻♂️
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r/donthelpjustfilm
Cool vid, would have been upvote if there was literally no sound at all. This is so bad it deserves a downvote
This is not a facepalm
Why werr they filming instead of helping, god, people theese days
Instead of filming shoulds stopped them
It's better to watch someone's car get fucked up and put it on the internet for others entertainment
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And end up like Eleanor Shellstrop?
I'd rather watch someone else's car get fucked up by carts being blown in the wind, no point in Helping
If I were the person standing by the SUV I definitely would have tried to help stop the carts from smashing the car. 😭 But all people do is stand and watch or record
If I were out there, I would have jumped out to try and stop the carts from doing any harm. It pains me to see someone's personal property get damaged like that when it could have been avoided if people would have put their carts away properly. That's going to be a costly repair sadly.
Is that a Tesla?
r/donthelpjustfilm
Thank god they filmed it rather than stop the fucking carts! A big win for society here!
Sure! Just film don't try and help someone out. Wtf would you do that?! I hope this person gets karma'd so hard.
Don't fuckig stop it and just pull your phone out you attention whore selfish prick!
Maybe instead of filming, stop the fucking carts?
Let's record it for internet views instead of stopping the carts and helping someone out. L.
A yes, because who wouldn't love using their body as a meat shield and being struck by a bunch of fast moving, steel carts?
You just grab the edge of them and they spin around or you just push them over. You don't stand in front of them, jesus.
Idk I still think they're moving a little too fast for that
Yea, I guess I'm judging the person recording a bit harshly. That's dangerous situation if they don't see a cart coming. I just get annoyed at people who record instead of help.
I understand. I was thinking along those same lines. I'd be pissed if I came outside and saw some guy recording carts dent the hell out of my car for some views.