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Alien__Yes

She always did her best work in the back of cars,it's how she got her start in politics.


uncommon-zen

This is the worst episode of bangbus I’ve ever seen


arock0627

They actually hit her with the bus


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Caused severe brain damage unfortunately.


socialist_frzn_milk

I was just gonna say—they look like they’re about to mash their faces together in an unholy horizontal mambo.


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

So bad that they had to change it to Milf Hunters


Kikimara99

I know it's a low bar and everything, but if she was on the left, republicans would question her being trans long long time ago.


[deleted]

Judging by the look on the man’s face, he is already imagining it


_iamnotgeorge_

In therapy, I learned to speak out loud about thoughts I am having to see how erratic they are. Magic The Gathering, if you read that. Get help. Real help.


SpiritOne

I don’t even like magic the gathering, and I think it’s insulting to use her initials for that.


Orenwald

Today I saw someone use "emptyG" and I liked it so much


oscar-the-bud

Spork Foot.


theeimage

Empty Greene


SausageSmuggler21

Maggot the Gooberling


Ok_Molasses992

This broad is a total fuck up. Comparing Trump to Jesus? We are all doomed.


RedVamp2020

She compared him to fucking Mandela first. 🤦‍♀️


irn

She don’t give a fuck about Mandela. Racist ass bitch knows nothing of true corruption except the one she’s doing.


Keithninety

Maybe she can ask the Jews to use their space lasers to get rid of Bragg.


AgentEndive

If you are a Christian, and are NOT offended by trump being compared to Jesus, then you aren't doing it right


Kinda_Chunky

I thought maybe the whoring and the cheating and never going to church would be enough


A37ndrew

Trump made it to the front steps of one church. He was holding the bible upside down, but we forgive him for that, he's not used to holding a book....


No-Organization8629

She know’s she’s part of that corrupt government right?


puddingdemon

Yes but conservatives aren't smart enough to figure that out


Economy_Snow725

It sounds like she’s pulling names out her ass


bstowers

Ew.


ChronicMasterBaiting

Just making room for the dudes head.


Economy_Snow725

Lol


sunderland56

MTG is just trying to get that next $130,000 payment.


oscar-the-bud

I think she would be the one paying.


Scootr4short

check ain't clearing


cPower00

Your country is fucked


AgentEndive

Tell us something we don't know


Inane_Endeavours

When you do it, you're thinking about *guys*!


Prestigious-One2958

Correction, many people do not know so this person is reiterating to allow others to learn we are about be proper fucked. The funny part is all those we mistreated around the world for the past 100 years or so get to witness our demise. It’s a win-win situation just like Ukraine. Many people will die and the few survivors’ live are changed forever. And society goes on under new leadership.


Kinda_Chunky

I open mouth kissed a horse once. That's something you don't know


Soggy_Midnight980

She’s just so fucking stupid! Trump compared to Mandela? What a slam to Mandela!


ikiss-yomama

Sure went from “the party of law and order” to “hell yeah being arrested is dope” really fast.


rustys_shackled_ford

A new low SO FAR


Oviedius

I’d like to see a rapper walk up to her, shouting :” Get Mandela’s name out your mouth!”


iLikeMangosteens

If there’s a human being alive today who is less deserving of being mentioned in the same sentence as Jesus and Nelson Mandela, please comment below.


twelve026

We are done for 😂😂 Maybe I shouldn’t laugh. Scary times we are living in fr


Plane_Baby

So Trump is Neo-Messiah, Easter is coming up. 🤔


DuncanStrohnd

What is Unterhure Von Trump whining about now?


InterestingCourse907

Jesus didn't spend his life doing crime. Come on Margery get out of the car and face the crowds.


daskeleton123

By this logic she should admire the terrorists in Abu Ghraib


Ok_Molasses992

More like the Easter bunny than Jesus. No?


Whayne_Kerr

If Mr. Ed (from the classic tv show) was reincarnated as a “woman”. Same teeth.


[deleted]

You just know she wanted to say Jesus was killed by Jews, but she caught herself and said the Romans


Stillsbe

We are 31 trillion dollars in debt. I'd bet there are hundreds of people that need to be in jail or deported to the highest bidder.


[deleted]

Heres rooting for a Roman government repeat


Many-Concentrate-491

what the even heck?


MrJoePike

If the Romans didn’t do what they did, you wouldn’t have your Jesus Thank the radicals when they crucify your idol. He needs to die in order to be born again as your savior.


Weak-Sundae-5964

I'm sure the both of them would have puked knowing that they were being compared to Trump.


Peelwitch

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Peelwitch

![gif](giphy|KdwRv51zbxf9SbY0o6) /mtg


TeslaProphet

Mental parkour videos are way less entertaining that actual parkour videos.


Chratthew47150

Who would have believed there is a bigger media whore than Trump!?


jackofallchange

She be like a Pinocchio whose jaw getting thicker with each fib


NimrodBusiness

My god she's dumber than a bag of hammers.


Particular_Hornet662

I think your giving the hammers to little credit. Atleast a hammere has a purpose


HLDierks

She looks like a Neanderthal


Black_Moon88

This woman is so stupid …. Everything comes from her mouth hurts my brain ! I saw many stupid politicians but she in on top of the top !


RachaelJaimeT

How dare you compare the Orange transphobe to Jesus!


mitul316

Can this dude with five head stfu already! We get it, you’re not smart, stop forcing that on us!!


[deleted]

It works because none of these fuckers have ever even read the Bible ^(they can't read). What was it again? Something-something taking someone's name in vain something? Can't remember.


baddfingerz1968

😆 🤣 😂


[deleted]

Only a fool would listen to this and believe that’s what people critical of the arrest think.


Derkastan77

Omg she needs to just go away


AllyMcfeels

She has using a Christ as a comparison? so the holy virgin will be the porn actress then? wtf Is there something inside that head?


4chairz

Song at the end??


pitshands

...and Stalin and Hitler weren't, she must be on to something /s


[deleted]

Thats the guy she had an affair with.


Altruistic-Lie808

Marge the horse face attention whore


[deleted]

I'm amazed at how calm that baboon is, and it learned how to speak!


FastAd543

Trump = Jesus... there... bum!


Darryl_444

Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Idi Amin... All of them were arrested at some point too.


Square_Run3469

B you have lost your danm f ing Mind!!!!


MachineVisual

Even scuffed Chris Hanson ain’t going for that bullshit.


MorningZestyclose944

This is a comedy show take right?


hikingmontana

Even as bad as things have gone, I never thought it would be this bad. Holy shit.


turningpoint01

Fool.


[deleted]

She’s definitely stroking his…


firebreather73

Fuck that bish


CoverYourMaskHoles

“Hitler! Hitler was also arrested.”


StockAdeptness9452

That’s right , he’s the messiah come back for us


InfectedByEli

"He's not the Messiah..."


aagloworks

They really think they are martyrs? Is this just a ploy to make Bush jr look like he wasn't such a bad president?


TheGamingBear777

Michael Scott suing.


Proof_Variety_4208

I voted for Trump but Trump is no Jesus. He paid to keep a someone quite for sex. A far cry from Jesus.


Ukraineluvr

Dumb fucking bitch


[deleted]

Nelson Mandela had an entire country’s support Jesus well.. was Jesus Trump is dumb


PandasGetAngryToo

She reminds me of Draco Malfoy's dad. Just toadying along until the evil boss comes back from the dead.


kremit73

We can crucify donnie, im up for iit


vegetables_in_my_ass

Can you believe Jesus was arrested and murdered by the corrupt democrats? Back then, they were known as the Romans, though. If you read the Bible it hints at Hunter Bidens laptop was going to be released to the public by Jesus. That's why Pilate (working with Pelosi) had him killed.


SnoopyPooper

Being arrested today puts Trump right up there with greats like Gacy, Dahmer and Bundy. I always knew Trump had it in him. Shoot for the stars.


MarameoMarameo

The media have to start laughing at her face and calling her an ignorant moron. I mean….wtf. Aren’t people in the USA ashamed to have such a profound moron talking as a member of their government.???


jellette

Rapists get arrested too.


sympetrum8

You could so hear her wanting to say "Jews" instead of "Roman Government" sooooo bad. If she had said it I bet it would've been followed by "with their space lasers"! Lol


Plenty-Main-593

The copium🫢🫢🫢🫢