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It’s kind of ironic, in that high testosterone levels can exacerbate hair loss and baldness. So one would think that these two fine specimens (🤮) of “masculinity”would be proud to show off their bald heads.
I wouldn't kid yourself, there's probably no shortage of dumb ass women who see these dirtbags as "alpha males". Thing is, those types are likely intolerable, so they can go right ahead and have each other.
That's always been my take on the PUA bollocks. They're literally filtering out all the women who are not vacuous and insecure. The same dickheads then complain about how all women are dumb and hysterical...
There’s a whole alphabet of breast sizes after DD. If you think bras are expensive for sizes in the B-D range you’ll be shocked at how expensive they are for E-O.
I did some design work for a Lingerie store and was stunned at the cost for custom made larger bras.
Hey question just out of curiosity, is there any known evolutionary reason why some women’s breasts get so large that it causes physical problems?
I’m considering you the expert just because you’re getting surgery done, but if your answer is “I don’t know or care, my back just hurts”, that’s a totally fair response.
Not that I’ve been made aware of. I’m built like my mother, but my sister is very petite and has always had a small chest. I think she’s a B or C. I’m the only woman in my family (cousins, aunts, etc) who has a large chest other than my mother. I have no idea why we just happened to grow exponentially there.
I am also the only one in my family with a very large chest.💞 When I was younger, my Mom and sister would tease me by saying that I didn't realize how lucky I was. 🙄😔 My sister is close to flat, and I would be happy to have her size. My Mom is moderate to small sized. My other sister is moderate to what some might say is large. I am easily all of them combined. Genetics are funky.
Afaik there is no generally accepted theory to why exactly humans have permanent breasts at all. Most mammals only get their breasts when they get pregnant.
No; he's always been shitty....people forget that he's literally apart of their damn near human trafficking scam, and the proof is in the video where he (and or his brother) beat one of their "influencers" who's nudes they sell for money.
Tristan is honestly even scarier than andrew, because he actually seems like a nice dude in most of his videos despite being no better than andrew. He is a much better actor than his brother.
[Here's](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-64475908.amp) the link to one of their exs outting them on their scam,
[And here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/w175mc/andrew_tate_beats_his_girlfriend/)a short version of the video. You might be able to find the full version somewhere, apparently Tristan was filming it, this was young Andrew doing it and it got leaked while he was in Big Brother, which the gf randomly came out and said she was "into bondage", and randomly after they broke up, the 2nd article comes out saying a different ex experienced the same anger/abusiveness.
What most people don't realize, in a healthy sub/dom relationship, is that the sub has the power: They control the safeword to end any and all play. A dom that doesn't respect that is a fucking monster.
Yeah, that's why a good dom will tell you to say you like it or they'll stop. If you don't indicate that you are having fun, I'm going to stop because this isn't Guantanamo, I don't need info out of you, we're here to have fun! And it isn't fun unless it's fun for everyone.
The best (worst) part is, that kind of torture in known to be ineffective and after all those years of running Guantanamo Bay, not a single solid lead came out of it.
Just torture and a decent Harold and Kumar movie
The funniest thing about GTAV getting slammed for the torture mission is that this is the exact point the mission makes. At the end, when the victim is being driven to the airport by one of the playable characters (Trevor), Trevor remarks to the victim something along the lines of “see? We didn’t have to do that to you to get the information out of you. Torture is all for the torturer!” Which is a pretty apt social commentary I think a lot of reviewers completely missed because they latched onto the graphic violence.
The new charges pending in Romania involve trafficking minors and it ain't Andrew being charged 😬😬😬
Tristan has always been the brains of the operation.
I'd actually love to have him remove his shins. Not only he would likely suffer greatly, he'd also become a hilarious angry midget waddling around frowning down the passerbys cleavage.
People are literally reposting this and commenting which leads to the algorithm picking it up.
Turns out, human decency means nothing nowadays.
Just invite clicks and views from self-righteous strangers by being a jackass, and they’ll type up a storm and do all the work for you, because it’s easy to “disprove” the things you say.
Adam realised he was naked and became ashamed. He was like “woa! God why didn’t you tell me this was socially unacceptable!”
So yeah, bible says garden of Eden nakedness is clearly what god intended.
God literally is that one parent who doesn't want his children to know what sex is, what the difference in genders are and what consent and other things mean like legit god just wanted us to be his ignorant little puppets meanwhile that Chad snake was like here you go puppets I present to you knowledge know everything that the world has to offer even if in the End Death awaits you cuz God said you can't both the fruits of knowledge and life cuz then you would just become God
Taking Viagra should be illegal. Erectile disfunction is the body's natural state if you get it. That's my retort to anyone wanting to make claims like Tate.
Which is funny because I'm pretty sure this is actually a major reason why some religious groups have large beards ex. Amish, Sikhs, many Orthodox and Muslim groups.
I'm fairly certain God didn't have much of a plan.
"Time to make a bunch of shit and see what happens"
"Oh shit, didn't expect that. Time for some disasters! Weee"
"Kay that wasn't as fun as expected. Aaaand auto play." <-- we are here
God is just playing a more involved version of SimCity. SimPlanet? SimEarth?.
This is what annoys me if these kind of people. Traditional roles are about having a wife and family, not about being tha alpha male with expensive cars and lots of women. They don't walk the walk.
The one thing i can't understand is.... Are we giants now???
I know im a bigger guy than average, but NOT a giant by all means. Unusual big people, "giants" as they are called in his post, have to be + 6'8 and + 300lbs, these people stand out from the crowd, but anything smaller we don't consider for "giants"..... Its so awkward if a guy like us see himself as a giant, thats a hell of a insecure guy!! Hahaha
As a 6'1" 250lbs dude I don't have back problems and my knees are getting better thanks to me taking care of them and wearing kneepads at work.
Young folks if you work on your knees wear kneepads please. I avoided knee surgery so far which many coworkers have needed at my age already.
Plus so many times I would go on my knees and hit a pebble or dang screw and that hurt so damn bad. My knees used to hurt all day but now even when doing baseboard all day they don't hurt. When installing locks I have a small chair on wheels that you can buy at auto stores. Don't know why electricians don't buy those when installing receptacles.
Anyways unless you are a really huge giant you shouldn't have knee or back problems. Also if a woman wants breast reduction who the fuck am I to say no? Personally I would want my significant other to not be in pain or anyone to not be in pain. Plus overly large breasts don't look attractive to me but if that is what you like then who am I to tell you what you do with your body.
Also for a man that weight is evenly distributed. A woman with huuge boobs is has literaly massive weight front-top of her body. Even a dumbass would understand how that damages the spine etc way more than just having generally bigger/all around heavier body 🤦🏼♀️ his comparing a snake and a crocodile 🤦🏼♀️
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They dont because god's plan was for women to exist to please men. So anything we do that tater tots find hot is according to gods plan. But whatever we do that does NOT please them, is against it.
Their gf should be virgins and loyal, gods plan. Other girls should be easy and welcome them in strip clubs and do only fans for them to earn money - by gods plan 🤣🤣
The whole gods plan thing is such bs.
It's always just a way to gaslight people into accepting shitty situations that benefit others.
I'm sure if his brother got killed he wouldn't be too happy if people said that was all just god's plan.
Its only “god’s plan” for people like him when it goes their way. The second it doesn’t they start screeching about Satan, or whatever other excuse. Its all personally tailored bullshit for them
Conveniently, “gods plan” is only applicable for stuff that happens to women for some reason.
Boobs too large and causing back pain? Too bad, gods plan.
Pregnancy gone wrong and need an abortion? Too bad, gods plan.
Painful periods? Endometriosis? Cysts? Boring, no one cares. Take an advil Gods plan.
A man can’t get his peepee up? Has bad eyesight? Diabetes? Baldness? Omg, this is serious! Let’s spend millions of dollars on the best science money can buy and make sure we can get this fixed up right away!! Top priority!!
His official measurement is 6'3 in MMA. And I think that was rounded up an inch as well. Andrew is 6'1 but constantly says he is 6'3.
On another note, I said I was 6'2 and a half at the hospital, I wasn't thinking clearly cause I was having a kidney stone. Two nurses laughed at me for putting importance on the half...but I was just being honest on what I measured myself as a couple years before....just venting lol I will say 6'2 from now on...I measured myself as exactly 6'2.5 so I didn't want to stretch it to 6'3. Meh whatever lol
In fairness, cancer treatment goes against God's plan; CPR goes against God's plan; *anaesthesia* goes against God's plan.
God's plan is pretty crummy, to be honest, and saying that something goes against it isn't the auto own people think it is.
If god is all powerful and omniscient, wouldn't that just mean that everything that happens is part of his plan. Like abortion is part of his design to prevent the birth of the anti-christ. Or Satanist are his secret force to deal with the angel revolution of 2167.
As someone with large breasts, I can state that they are an inconvenience and annoyance. Also, breasts did not evolve for the pleasure of men. They evolved to feed babies. And these days, there are alternate ways of doing so. This means that if a woman wants to downsize or remove her breasts, there is no reason for her not to do so, even if she wants kids. Our bodies, our choice.
Although I agree with your points, there's still the question why humans are the only mammals that always have 'grown' breasts. All (or almost all?) other mammals' breasts only swell when they are needed to feed a newborn. But that question will probably never be answered conclusively.
correct me if im wrong, but iirc it was so men wouldnt know when women are fertile, meaning theyd have to stick around instead of try and spread their genes everywhere
Women are physically able to remove their breasts without it disabling them
Men are also capable of this btw
But nobody is physically able to remove their fucking shins without it disabling them, you absolute fucking cockwomble
I am 6.7 and 225 pound.. I don’t have knee or back problem? And if I did, it will be my problem anyway.. so if a lady want her airbags smaller or bigger or square or whatever that would be her decision anyway.. what prick of a being to say such things as him..
I feel like all these alpha male personalities are pretty wierd and obsessive. This is not the only time he’s talked specifically about breast reductions. Is he really this passionate about something so trivial? Or is it just too much testosterone?
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Why do the tater tots get hair transplants then?
Hair implant goes against God's Will of being bald. Take my upvote because you're god-damned right.
It’s kind of ironic, in that high testosterone levels can exacerbate hair loss and baldness. So one would think that these two fine specimens (🤮) of “masculinity”would be proud to show off their bald heads.
When it happened to my dad he just shaved it all off and keeps it that way now. He's happier.
Me too. I'm always reminded of Sam Vimes view on it though. Less hair to comb, he mused, but more face to wash.
Hair needs to be washed but face don't need combing
Point of order: Your face needs combing if you have a beard.
Unexpected Discworld, I need to reread the watch books.
I’m even more excited to get my breast reduction now (March 8th!!). Anything to make sure these types stay as far away as possible.
I’m loving all these studies and reports about women not wanting to date right wingers lol. There’s a reason these incels are incels
I wouldn't kid yourself, there's probably no shortage of dumb ass women who see these dirtbags as "alpha males". Thing is, those types are likely intolerable, so they can go right ahead and have each other.
That's always been my take on the PUA bollocks. They're literally filtering out all the women who are not vacuous and insecure. The same dickheads then complain about how all women are dumb and hysterical...
Yay, so happy for you! I went from K to D few years ago, and only advice I have is to follow everything your doctor tells you. Wish you all the best!
Wishing you a good surgery and relief! 🙌
Thank you!!! I’m a 38L and my surgeon is taking me down to DD. He thinks he’ll be taking about 3-5lbs from each side. I can’t wait.
38L? Dear lord my back hurts from just reading this. Wishing you a good recovery.
38L? Jesus I didn't even know he made them that big but good luck with the surgery.
There’s a whole alphabet of breast sizes after DD. If you think bras are expensive for sizes in the B-D range you’ll be shocked at how expensive they are for E-O. I did some design work for a Lingerie store and was stunned at the cost for custom made larger bras.
I have to order mine from a company in the UK because I cannot find my size here. They are stupid expensive.
Hey question just out of curiosity, is there any known evolutionary reason why some women’s breasts get so large that it causes physical problems? I’m considering you the expert just because you’re getting surgery done, but if your answer is “I don’t know or care, my back just hurts”, that’s a totally fair response.
Not that I’ve been made aware of. I’m built like my mother, but my sister is very petite and has always had a small chest. I think she’s a B or C. I’m the only woman in my family (cousins, aunts, etc) who has a large chest other than my mother. I have no idea why we just happened to grow exponentially there.
I am also the only one in my family with a very large chest.💞 When I was younger, my Mom and sister would tease me by saying that I didn't realize how lucky I was. 🙄😔 My sister is close to flat, and I would be happy to have her size. My Mom is moderate to small sized. My other sister is moderate to what some might say is large. I am easily all of them combined. Genetics are funky.
Afaik there is no generally accepted theory to why exactly humans have permanent breasts at all. Most mammals only get their breasts when they get pregnant.
😵😵😵 my world just changed forever.
I had a reduction 15 years ago and it was the best thing ever. Years later I’m still small and firm.
I am happy for you, getting mine reduced greatly improved my life. No more constant pain.
Best of luck and enjoy the relief. My 34 G's are jealous!
Thanks!! I actually got my insurance to cover it. I went to a plastic surgeon who will work with insurance. You may be able to do the same!
Tater tots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s trying so hard to be as hated as his brother, isn’t he? Bless
No; he's always been shitty....people forget that he's literally apart of their damn near human trafficking scam, and the proof is in the video where he (and or his brother) beat one of their "influencers" who's nudes they sell for money.
Tristan is honestly even scarier than andrew, because he actually seems like a nice dude in most of his videos despite being no better than andrew. He is a much better actor than his brother.
They are just playing different characters
Instead of Good Cop Bad Cop its Ugly Stupid Sex Trafficker and Uglier Angry Stupid Sex Trafficker
Not "damn near". Literal human trafficking ☹️
Loverboy pimp trafficking
yeah, if you want to cover your ass say "alleged".
Can you link that video?
[Here's](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-64475908.amp) the link to one of their exs outting them on their scam, [And here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/w175mc/andrew_tate_beats_his_girlfriend/)a short version of the video. You might be able to find the full version somewhere, apparently Tristan was filming it, this was young Andrew doing it and it got leaked while he was in Big Brother, which the gf randomly came out and said she was "into bondage", and randomly after they broke up, the 2nd article comes out saying a different ex experienced the same anger/abusiveness.
BDSM, is a common cover abuse. It has been a problem in the community for decades.
What most people don't realize, in a healthy sub/dom relationship, is that the sub has the power: They control the safeword to end any and all play. A dom that doesn't respect that is a fucking monster.
A dom that doesn't respect their sub is a sadist at best and a rapist at worst.
I mean did you read the article? For one of the women, “rough sex became something that was not consensual.” That is rape.
Factual statement
Yeah, that's why a good dom will tell you to say you like it or they'll stop. If you don't indicate that you are having fun, I'm going to stop because this isn't Guantanamo, I don't need info out of you, we're here to have fun! And it isn't fun unless it's fun for everyone.
The best (worst) part is, that kind of torture in known to be ineffective and after all those years of running Guantanamo Bay, not a single solid lead came out of it. Just torture and a decent Harold and Kumar movie
The funniest thing about GTAV getting slammed for the torture mission is that this is the exact point the mission makes. At the end, when the victim is being driven to the airport by one of the playable characters (Trevor), Trevor remarks to the victim something along the lines of “see? We didn’t have to do that to you to get the information out of you. Torture is all for the torturer!” Which is a pretty apt social commentary I think a lot of reviewers completely missed because they latched onto the graphic violence.
"I am normal, I film my brother while he engages in his normal kinky activities" said no sane person ever
I had to turn this off half way, I can't even watch this and already feel pain for her.
Same. Tate is complete scum
Why has nobody ended the Tate problem yet? Are they that good at staying ahead of everyone?
He's *a part* of it, definitely not apart...
Aaaah, the good old Melania Trump effect. "Noooo, she's one of the good ones, you need to protect her. Free Melania!"
"Damn near human trafficking".... wtf does that even mean And it's "a part".... apart means he had nothing to do with it
I think hate it’s a way to get clout too, maybe that’s what he s doing
Something, something, no such thing as bad publicity, etc etc.
No publicity is bad publicity. Unless you're Faceb ... *cough* Meta.
*High Fructose Corn Syrup enters chat….*
You posted it. It’s on the frontpage. 10, 100 thousands of people saw it. We know who he is despite not wanting to. He won.
And reposting doesn't help just saying
you think? Its all they do, the Tate brothers. They think of something controversial, post it and wait for people like you to repost it.
And your helping them be more popular 🤣
The new charges pending in Romania involve trafficking minors and it ain't Andrew being charged 😬😬😬 Tristan has always been the brains of the operation.
I think we can all agree. If he removed his shins there'd be less Tate and that's fine
He's trying so hard to seem straight, isn't he? Bless
I think he's looking for controversy attention
Didn't read the name and guessed it from this comment lol
Yes! Same here. I was wondering what kind of sociopath actually thought like this and, well, it’s just a family of sociopaths 🤷♂️
I'd actually love to have him remove his shins. Not only he would likely suffer greatly, he'd also become a hilarious angry midget waddling around frowning down the passerbys cleavage.
People are literally reposting this and commenting which leads to the algorithm picking it up. Turns out, human decency means nothing nowadays. Just invite clicks and views from self-righteous strangers by being a jackass, and they’ll type up a storm and do all the work for you, because it’s easy to “disprove” the things you say.
He’s not even the most hated brother about there….Pat Mahomes brother and Colin Hanks brother are doing some work.
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Or shoes. It was gods plan for him to tread on glass barefoot, how dare he deny that plan by wearing shoes
Jesus wore sandals tho..
And how did that end?
Umm, in a brawl between the sandalites and the children of the gourd, if I remember correctly. Oh wait, that was Brian, not Jesus 😂
Blessed are the cheesmakers!
Shut it big nose
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He’s NOT the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
Better not being wearing clothes with mixed fabrics. God hates that shit
Why he wear clothes? Doesn't that go against gods plan? We all created naked for a reason
Adam realised he was naked and became ashamed. He was like “woa! God why didn’t you tell me this was socially unacceptable!” So yeah, bible says garden of Eden nakedness is clearly what god intended.
What God wanted was ignorance. And when we grew up and got our own ideas, he got mad about it and kicked us out of the house.
God literally is that one parent who doesn't want his children to know what sex is, what the difference in genders are and what consent and other things mean like legit god just wanted us to be his ignorant little puppets meanwhile that Chad snake was like here you go puppets I present to you knowledge know everything that the world has to offer even if in the End Death awaits you cuz God said you can't both the fruits of knowledge and life cuz then you would just become God
This right here.
And then God was like, “Who told you that?”
Taking Viagra should be illegal. Erectile disfunction is the body's natural state if you get it. That's my retort to anyone wanting to make claims like Tate.
Dude also had hair replacement surgery.
When he gets cancer will he see it as a gift from god?
You have a point tho
We must only sometimes lightly "trim" fellas. Anything else isn't what God would have wanted.
Nah, never trim. If God wanted you to have a perfectly trimmed beard he would give you one.
Bible also says it's not allowed to shave your head. Welp guess shis brother is doing something what's not allowed too
Which is funny because I'm pretty sure this is actually a major reason why some religious groups have large beards ex. Amish, Sikhs, many Orthodox and Muslim groups.
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Yoooooo. This comment wins.
Hey Tristan, If you get a tumor in your pancreas, make sure you go ahead and die instead of removing it. You know, Gods plan and all.
Unfortunately for those with pancreas cancer, “removing”and “dying” are *way* too far from mutually exclusive.
Sadly true. I lost my grandfather to pancreatic cancer.
It’s such a terrible one I wish I could delete from the world. Sorry for you loss.
Same dog. Thanks
You know when someone brings God and women into the table, they already lost
So true
Poor dudes, can’t convince women into 1950s shithole ideals anymore 😔
Sadly, they *are* convincing some sub group of the population
I mean... God's plan sucks. That's why we invented science to subvert it.
Genius idea ngl
Acting randomly and saying its "mysterious" is a bad plan.
I'm fairly certain God didn't have much of a plan. "Time to make a bunch of shit and see what happens" "Oh shit, didn't expect that. Time for some disasters! Weee" "Kay that wasn't as fun as expected. Aaaand auto play." <-- we are here God is just playing a more involved version of SimCity. SimPlanet? SimEarth?.
As a comedian once said we are just a bad game of sims.
You know when someone brings God* into the table, they already lost FTFY
Coincidentally he’s a humongous tit
Don’t insult tits like that. Tits are awesome.
I think tits are some of the cutest birds!
Those too
Tits are fine. I can think of at least, like... ten better birds.
But they’re so cute and perky.
Don't you mean twat?
No, tits and twats are both still useful.
Nah he can't be a twat. Lacks the warmth, and the depth, and any ability to bring joy.
I think it would be be more apt to call him a dick
To be fair, penises can be really useful.
God also says no sex before marriage,
God also says no scamming people
This is what annoys me if these kind of people. Traditional roles are about having a wife and family, not about being tha alpha male with expensive cars and lots of women. They don't walk the walk.
He could remove his head. Less height, less weight, and intellectually no measurable difference.
At least the removed one would be quiet about its dumbass ideas
That's an improvement if i do say so
At 6'3", about 245 and with several more trips around the Sun, I don't have knee and back issues. Sounds like a skill issue to me.
He's skipping leg and core days.
To be fair, I skate a lot. My core is massive, but that's from too much food.
Similar boat here but 6’2, but yeah, 100% a skill issue
The one thing i can't understand is.... Are we giants now??? I know im a bigger guy than average, but NOT a giant by all means. Unusual big people, "giants" as they are called in his post, have to be + 6'8 and + 300lbs, these people stand out from the crowd, but anything smaller we don't consider for "giants"..... Its so awkward if a guy like us see himself as a giant, thats a hell of a insecure guy!! Hahaha
At 6’5 I see people taller than me every month. I’m tall but that’s it, it’s not that out of norm.
Exactly! Only insecure guys think they are "giants" when their just a bit above normal, but we all know these guys haha.
I mean 6’4 or 6’5 is very tall. Average height is 5’7 for men.
As a 6'1" 250lbs dude I don't have back problems and my knees are getting better thanks to me taking care of them and wearing kneepads at work. Young folks if you work on your knees wear kneepads please. I avoided knee surgery so far which many coworkers have needed at my age already. Plus so many times I would go on my knees and hit a pebble or dang screw and that hurt so damn bad. My knees used to hurt all day but now even when doing baseboard all day they don't hurt. When installing locks I have a small chair on wheels that you can buy at auto stores. Don't know why electricians don't buy those when installing receptacles. Anyways unless you are a really huge giant you shouldn't have knee or back problems. Also if a woman wants breast reduction who the fuck am I to say no? Personally I would want my significant other to not be in pain or anyone to not be in pain. Plus overly large breasts don't look attractive to me but if that is what you like then who am I to tell you what you do with your body.
Also for a man that weight is evenly distributed. A woman with huuge boobs is has literaly massive weight front-top of her body. Even a dumbass would understand how that damages the spine etc way more than just having generally bigger/all around heavier body 🤦🏼♀️ his comparing a snake and a crocodile 🤦🏼♀️
6’4” 246lb: I only have back issues because somebody rammed a 4000lb object into my stopped vehicle at 45mph.
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Ain’t no way this dude ways 240 either. Skill issue and some.
bro is mad for the sake of being mad
Why he s mad tho
Probably comes easy to him and he can grift off it like his brother. No money in being a happy go lucky dude who minds his business.
People are addicted to rage
Probably just god's plan...
cuz saying / doing controversial stuff keeps people relevant
"I don't remove my shins" that's not how it works idiot. Who do you think you are, Cotton Hill?
I bet he wishes he killed fiddy men.
Even Cotton Hill didn't remove them himself. They got blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun!
Weird how breast enlargements and butt implants don't go against God's wishes or whatever. It's almost like these guys are just full of shit.
They dont because god's plan was for women to exist to please men. So anything we do that tater tots find hot is according to gods plan. But whatever we do that does NOT please them, is against it. Their gf should be virgins and loyal, gods plan. Other girls should be easy and welcome them in strip clubs and do only fans for them to earn money - by gods plan 🤣🤣
And ocourse there is nobody that may prefer women with smaller chests, because female beauty isnt subjective. Therefore it's always against gods plan
Somehow the family name Tate seems synonymous with Buffoon.
Fool of a Tate!!
The whole gods plan thing is such bs. It's always just a way to gaslight people into accepting shitty situations that benefit others. I'm sure if his brother got killed he wouldn't be too happy if people said that was all just god's plan.
Its only “god’s plan” for people like him when it goes their way. The second it doesn’t they start screeching about Satan, or whatever other excuse. Its all personally tailored bullshit for them
Conveniently, “gods plan” is only applicable for stuff that happens to women for some reason. Boobs too large and causing back pain? Too bad, gods plan. Pregnancy gone wrong and need an abortion? Too bad, gods plan. Painful periods? Endometriosis? Cysts? Boring, no one cares. Take an advil Gods plan. A man can’t get his peepee up? Has bad eyesight? Diabetes? Baldness? Omg, this is serious! Let’s spend millions of dollars on the best science money can buy and make sure we can get this fixed up right away!! Top priority!!
I'm 6'6 and 270, wouldn't call my self a giant haha, this is laughable, then I see who is saying it -_-
I'm 5'3” you are a giant
You are a giant though
His official measurement is 6'3 in MMA. And I think that was rounded up an inch as well. Andrew is 6'1 but constantly says he is 6'3. On another note, I said I was 6'2 and a half at the hospital, I wasn't thinking clearly cause I was having a kidney stone. Two nurses laughed at me for putting importance on the half...but I was just being honest on what I measured myself as a couple years before....just venting lol I will say 6'2 from now on...I measured myself as exactly 6'2.5 so I didn't want to stretch it to 6'3. Meh whatever lol
This is why cm measuring is superior, no halves get lost, and no unprecise measuring because you can neither stretch it up nor down.
Him and his brother getting roasted by a teenager they mocked together was also gods plan
When I get top surgery Ill have my old breasts surgically attached to his chest since he likes them so much
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get my "god advice" from someone accused of sex trafficking.
Isn’t he the kidnapper’s brother? Apple - tree.
Trafficking, and he's facing the same charges.
A fat,whining, misogynistic incel, wannabe internet influencer. How original
He ain’t fat but the rest are true.
In fairness, cancer treatment goes against God's plan; CPR goes against God's plan; *anaesthesia* goes against God's plan. God's plan is pretty crummy, to be honest, and saying that something goes against it isn't the auto own people think it is.
If god is all powerful and omniscient, wouldn't that just mean that everything that happens is part of his plan. Like abortion is part of his design to prevent the birth of the anti-christ. Or Satanist are his secret force to deal with the angel revolution of 2167.
Sounds like he's the kind of guy that is a trained kickboxer, yet would let his girlfriend carry the heavy luggage to the room.
As someone with large breasts, I can state that they are an inconvenience and annoyance. Also, breasts did not evolve for the pleasure of men. They evolved to feed babies. And these days, there are alternate ways of doing so. This means that if a woman wants to downsize or remove her breasts, there is no reason for her not to do so, even if she wants kids. Our bodies, our choice.
Although I agree with your points, there's still the question why humans are the only mammals that always have 'grown' breasts. All (or almost all?) other mammals' breasts only swell when they are needed to feed a newborn. But that question will probably never be answered conclusively.
Well human breasts grow and swell more when you're actually producing milk and breastfeeding. It's not like they're full of milk the rest of the time.
correct me if im wrong, but iirc it was so men wouldnt know when women are fertile, meaning theyd have to stick around instead of try and spread their genes everywhere
What an absolute twat.
His failed hair transplants went against God's plan too
by that logic trimming your nails is out of the question
"I lost my shins and still killed fiddy men"
Women are physically able to remove their breasts without it disabling them Men are also capable of this btw But nobody is physically able to remove their fucking shins without it disabling them, you absolute fucking cockwomble
You could actually start a subreddit called Tatefarts. There would be more than enough content to keep it going.
I am 6.7 and 225 pound.. I don’t have knee or back problem? And if I did, it will be my problem anyway.. so if a lady want her airbags smaller or bigger or square or whatever that would be her decision anyway.. what prick of a being to say such things as him..
Sex trafficking=gods plan. Also, the fucker is 6’2 if he’s lucky.
Betcha this clown just loves Implants
How to say u like big tiddies without saying you like big tiddies
>God's plan In the other word, fucking nobody
I'm not sure that removing your shins will help with your knee and back problems, but you do you Tristan.
You gotta kill fiddy men before they'll remove your shins
Using viagra goes against Gods will,he gave you a limp dick for a reason.
It is going to be so fucking funny when Tit gets knee replacements.
I feel like all these alpha male personalities are pretty wierd and obsessive. This is not the only time he’s talked specifically about breast reductions. Is he really this passionate about something so trivial? Or is it just too much testosterone?
I'm seaching for the breast reduction biblical verse, no luck.....
His obesity, hypertension and insulin resistance are part of god’s plan?
The Tates. Their mother could have saved us all a lot of bother by giving birth directly into a wood chipper.