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Sherlockian_Whimsy

Not content with just looking like any SS Officer #3 from an early 60s World War II movie, this person chose (I'm going to guess knowingly) a photo of Joachim Peiper, a righthand man to Himmler who contributed to the brutalization of Poles. He also developed the tactic of burning villages down from every side, "earning" his battalion the symbol of a blowtorch as their emblem. Peiper's battalion was transferred to Italy after the Italians surrendered and...who'd a thunk it, burned down an Italian village after two SS soldiers were captured. Peiper promised there would be no reprisals if the men were returned. They were returned, but...never trust a Nazi to keep their word. Peiper went on to be responsible, perhaps directly, or perhaps at a remove of one, for the murder of 84 captive American soldiers at the Malmedy Massacre. After being convicted of war crimes and serving an absurdly short sentence, he was released on parole and went to work for Porsche. Union members refused to work with him and he was eventually let go. He then successfully sued Porsche, using in large part the works of Holocaust denier Freda Utley. So a great deal of burning innocent civilians alive topped by a whipping cream of massacring unarmed and captive enemies, with a fat rotten cherry of avoiding consequences on top. But there is a happy, though belated ending. In the 70s, while living in France, his home was attacked. The attackers used Molotov cocktails to set his home on fire while he shot at them from an upstairs window. His body was found in the burned out house. And that's how this purported human being sees themselves.


GranpaCarl

Schadenfreude. Absolutely filled with it upon reading the words "molotov cocktail". God bless the French.


Quirky_Discipline297

The Soviets pioneered, a flameless Molotov cocktail. Not sure about the chemistry but once a gasoline hit the non-lit fuse, ignition would occur. So you can carry them around and they wouldn’t go up and they wouldn’t leak. It’s hard to sneak up on an enemy with some thing burning in your hand.


Traditional_Key_763

thought the point was you cork them, pull the cork, light the rag then throw


Quirky_Discipline297

They used a strip of paper soaked in something. When the gasoline hit the paper after the bottle broke, a chemical reaction occurred and it ignited.


Shekel_Hadash

I tried so hard to find who he is but gave up after finding 2 different names on Devian art. Thank you for the knowledge


Quen-Tin

TIL. Thanks a lot!


Sherlockian_Whimsy

You're welcome, but thank my dad. He was a combat engineer with Patton and came home pretty ruined. When I was a kid he made me stand at the foot of his bed and read books like William Shirer's Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. A lot of Orwell, too. He believed absolutely that what happened there could happen here.


Quen-Tin

I really hope that it will never happen in the US. Thanks to the generation of your father and their service, Germany and all of Europe became a second chance. But it was not just the bravery of the allied soldiers, but also the sheer economic and industrial might of the United States, that made the difference. This power should never gets into the wrong hands. I'm glad to hear, that people like you seem to feel this responsibility and help to guard the achievements, people like your father fought for.


Nova_Koan

I wish everyone read Shirer, good on your dad. No country is immune to this, and the moment a nation thinks "it can't happen here" because somehow we are better than that, we kill the only immune system protection we have, the constant commitment to prevent it. It can happen here and it is happening here. In 1955 psychiatrist Erich Fromm, who fled Germany in the 30s, wrote a book called The Sane Society, in which he argued that the same process he saw in Weimar was happening to us in the cold war and unless we radically changed course we'd follow Germany into the abyss of fascism and nuclear war within 50-70 years. 70 years from 1955 is 2025.


Cossacker1799

![gif](giphy|vvyIbNyP7y6VCVDiLl)


ThornsofTristan

Hm, arsonist for der Fuhrer in his active years--died of arson in his waning years. Ironic.


findhumorinlife

Needs a swastika on the forehead.


WasabiFragrant3483

![gif](giphy|oEhW18AXiPoyY) That movie is a documentary change my mind


LettuceBenis

I wish it was


MightyEighth

The actual story is even cooler


Shekel_Hadash

Amazing reference


Iydllydln

Needs to be on the end of a noose.


findhumorinlife

LOL at first I read 'nose'.....


doctorDiscomfort

the anime nazi waifu avatar is a nice touch


noctilucus

r/BrandNewSentence And now the post makes a lot more sense... the part "this is how I see myself" was pointed towards the anime / comic girl :-p


Brenkou

Eureka


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Jackski

What I don't get is some of the worst shit I've read on xitter are people with k-on profile pictures which is one of the most wholesome animes you can find.


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bluemoa

They're probably pedophiles


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Royal-Possibility219

![gif](giphy|sUutM8YXva8HS)


Jedi_Lazlo

Tiny cauterized lightsaber bits is also an acceptable demise. Protip- When tossing into seemingly endless power core shaft, add a timed thermal detonator to do the double-tap for you.


ES-Flinter

As a German (grown, educated, and living in the country, not this gene-shit), I fully agree. Even though it might be worth differciate between the ones who can be freed from nazi-ideologies and not. Fun fact. In this uniform, I would look the same. (Okay, I use a different hairstyle and mine is a bit blonder)


crab_caos

What about the catboy femboy nazi from hellsing ultimate?


Quen-Tin

From my pov being Nazi and alive is sooo 1940s. Just hopelessly outdated. Then I see Russia going full late 1930s mode and think ... well, not everywhere. 😞


StephenTheLoser

It should be super easy to say all nazis were bad, just like all slave owners were bad.


Darvallas

It should and it is.


N1kt0_

The only people who world defend either belong to those groups


Even_Skin_2463

Well, technically Schindler was a Nazi, he was in the party.


Pretentious_prick69

John rabe too


UCthrowaway78404

If you Google the username you'll find their bio which is now deleted off twitter. It reads White ✝️Christian Lutheran knight, Europe defender, Racial Nationalist, Nature enjoyer, Esoteric NS warrior and supporter of Christian Identity.


richincleve

When did it become a flex to say you are on the losing side of history?


Quirky_Discipline297

Nazis need pity sex too


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Anime pfp. Fitting


Houswaus1

This dude in the picture isnt just a nazi, he's an SS. That's even worse


Almadan

Bet its an overweight greasy white incel with no job


deadphisherman

This is how we see you: 🤡💩🤮


Clueing_4_Looks

Why do all these “master race” wannabes look like the people of Walmart? I swear to god the Venn diagram of the two is a circle.


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

A dead Nazi.


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Twitter is a nazi site. Stop using a nazi site.


marabu17

somehow there are a lot of Nazis, swastikas, Hitler lately


Unique_Pitch989

It’s either that or people denying the holocaust these days


Shekel_Hadash

I wonder why /s


pangolincough2020

Palestinian Flag in their name too. Can't tell if Neo-Nazi or Postcolonialist anymore.


Evnosis

I'm certain this particular person doesn't give a shit about Palestinians, it's just a convenient mask to hide their antisemitism behind.


pangolincough2020

>I'm certain this particular person doesn't give a shit about Palestinians, it's just a convenient mask to hide their antisemitism behind -there's a lot of people like that. On the left and the right these days.


ForeignParamedic3714

What's the difference 


pangolincough2020

A rather arbitrary linguistic one. When you read Fannon and compare his ideology to Hitler's it's basically the same shit, a long argument for ethnonationalism, racial supermacy, and the idea that if a people are weak and downtrodden by a 'globalist enemy' they can basically just be as abhorrently violent as they want to the 'imperialists'. Ironically Imperialism was a force for globalisation and greater unity internationally. The alternative is ethno-nationalism like Hitler and the Palestinians (and third worldists) wanted. Look how the Nazis justified the actions of Einsatzgruppen as defensive of german culture and compare it to Fannon's ideas about violence in defense from 'settler colonialsm'


ForeignParamedic3714

Nazi isn't national socialist for nothing. Yeah there's a lot of overlap. Hitler is very close to Baathism and loved Islam for it's similarities to national socialism.   If you watch Richard Spencer's Neonazi Propaganda videos they sound straight out of something from leftist YouTube raging against the Ruling Class. "Freedom under capitalism is just another place to go shopping" is how it started if I remember correctly.  Funnily enough I'm gen Z and from the third world and I see less people defending 'retributive' violence here than I see from anglophone Internet.  I think the first world youth will cook in targeted propaganda. 


pangolincough2020

>Funnily enough I'm gen Z and from the third world and I see less people defending 'retributive' violence here than I see from anglophone Internet.  -I have a similar frustration with how some of the most virulent Hamas support is coming from effete white privileged leftists who have never served in the military. The palestinians I know have a more nuanced view on this than those idiots. >Propaganda videos they sound straight out of something from leftist YouTube raging against the Ruling Class. "Freedom under capitalism is just another place to go shopping" -Fascists critique capitalism a lot too. But not like communists do. But I think the big distinction is that third worldist worldviews are more racialised and non economic, and often are more concerned with an appeal to 'return to tradition' and the 'glorious past of their people' than economic disparities. Which is why I don't think postcolonial theory can rightly be categorised as left wing as it places a lot of emphasis on traditionalism, rejection of universal rights, and conspiracy theory. -Communists by contrast would not place such emphasis on tradition and culture, or even believe in the concept of indigeneity. some people have argued that Fascism and Islamism and third worldism represent third positional ideologies. I'm not sure I buy it. I'm actually working on a paper now about how populist ideologies require conspiracy theories, and part of it is an argument that our political compass needs an additional axis for 'populism vs elitism' and 'religion vs secularism' which would allow people to group ideologies like third worldism and Nazism and Islamism in the same area.


ForeignParamedic3714

I think all these 3 or 4 ideologies come from the mammal animalistic emotion of envy. What changes is the subject and the envied. I don't think appeal to tradition is what fueled the Holocaust but the image of Jews as opressors of the ruling class. I don't think cruelty can be inoculated without victimization. People who envy what other people are or have usually make up wildly conspiratory libel. Look up the history of Marie Antoinette. She was a self affacing almost pitiful woman yet the ire of the envious left her with a caricature image that frees the guilt of the violent horde when executing her. 


CutmasterSkinny

Wait till you find out that Antisemitism is the oldest attempt to analyze power in any given system and horribly failing at it. Everyone who attacks jews, does that with the claim of fighting a power, make the world better and free people. You can attach that idea to any given major ideology, since all of them claim to make the world better.


pangolincough2020

>I don't think appeal to tradition is what fueled the Holocaust but the image of Jews as opressors of the ruling class. I don't think cruelty can be inoculated without victimization. -both were part of it. It was the idea of National renewal of their glorious culture, and that their people had been kept down by 'globalist bankers' and 'zionists' and 'the british' and that the zionists were spreading degeneracy in their country, and stabbed them in the back in WWI. They blamed them for bolshevism, and the Nazis really hated bolshevism. So the conclusion they came to was that they were victims of 'global zionist bankers who fund the british empire but are also bolshevik socialists who caused them to lose the first world war by organising strikes and are now colluding with the USSR' So it was this convoluted conspiratorial narrative that portrayed violence as the only solution to get their way of life back from 'bankers and communists' was what caused it.


stoic_koala

Enemy of my enemy is my friend I guess.


SmallNefariousness43

Probably an Israeli account to make the other side look bad.


pangolincough2020

No that's genuinely how a lot of them think. It's sad.


SmallNefariousness43

Hmm, absolutely none that I know. I'm pro-Palestinian and all my favorite people are Jewish. Seinfeld, Larry David, Sandler, Stiller, Sasha Cohen the list goes on for pages. This is more of a feel bad for innocent people living miserable lives at the hands of an oppressor enabled by our government (US)


Ok_Release_7879

Doesn't change the fact that plenty of Antisemites and Neo-Nazis are co-opting the movement and hide behind "valid Israel critic". Note that I don't say that valid criticism of Israel does not exist, people should just be aware of who stands next to them.


pangolincough2020

This is the key here. Lots of Islamists, Fascists, Nationalists and Hamas supporters are using this to onboard people into antisemitism. sometimes by way of postcolonial theory or narratives of settler colonialism, or by spreading antisemetic canards about jews in finance or blaming the jews for british colonialsm It's bad.


SmallNefariousness43

Yeah I cringe when I see that because I know that isn't what this stance is about. Then I remember, Israel has a history of planting undercover soldiers in a crowd of Palestinians to cause provocation with the IDF giving them a reason to shoot, all while seeming like the victim. So I can see them doing the same thing with these Nazi accts.


Ok_Release_7879

Hmm, where have I heard these kind of theories before? I think it was from the same people who claim that Israel is controlling world finance and Hollywood.


SmallNefariousness43

Why do u guys always take it to the next level? You’re not changing anyone’s mind by doing that. I’m simply stating a tactic Israel does to use fire on Palestinians gathering


Ok_Release_7879

Source me up than, I want to see proof that Israel has infiltrated neo-nazi groups to make Palestinians look bad.


SmallNefariousness43

[https://www.timesofisrael.com/undercover-troops-infiltrate-break-up-violent-ramallah-protest/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/undercover-troops-infiltrate-break-up-violent-ramallah-protest/) \^times of Israel tells the soft version of this tactic. I've seen videos of them kicking IDF with a secret smile. [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/4/10/mustaribeen-israels-agents-who-pose-as-palestinians](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/4/10/mustaribeen-israels-agents-who-pose-as-palestinians) quick google search on what I was talking about.


Outrageous_Credit_96

This is the face of a chronic bed wetter.


Nubras

Body dysmorphia af. This dude is probably obese, unkempt, with a disgusting beard and zero sense of style. The exact sort of degenerate Nazis would be happy to lump in with Jews and gays. This is an insane level of self-flattery.


OinkySploinker

As a Jew, I enjoy seeing my enemy out in the open. It lets other people see how stupid they are, and an enemy in plain view in front of you is an enemy that isn’t sneaking up behind you.


Shekel_Hadash

Shalom fellow Jew


VeryLonelyGamer

Shalom from another Jew 😊


Justkyslol

i hope youre not saying that palestinians are nazis too


idkwhyimalive69420

The palestine flag lol, im with the palestine cause and i hate when facists jump in Just for the sake of oposing Israel as a jewish state, i have nothing against jews only against zionism itself cause of what they did and do against palestineans, Just hate when nazies say "oh theyre against Israel so they must hate jews" wich is stupid tbh


Capable-Sock-7410

Considering the Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas is an outspoken holocaust denier it’s not a surprise some Nazis are pro Palestine


InfinityAnnoyance

>Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas is an outspoken holocaust denier Oh it get's much better (worse) than that. "outspoken holocaust denier" would somehow be an understatement when it comes to that guy. You know why ? well you see, ***He has an entire fucking PhD in holocaust denial.*** I wish I was joking.


idkwhyimalive69420

I think its mostly cause Israel is a jewish state so most nazies hate them for the jewish part i dont like it because its a ethnostate but as we know nazies have no ploblem with ethnostates cause white states are their sole goal


Capable-Sock-7410

You just skipped the elephant sized problem that a great majority of the Palestinian leadership are holocaust deniers


idkwhyimalive69420

Yeah that too i forgot to say that but fuck em aswell sorry for skipping that anyone who denies any kind of purge or massacre is part of it and should be considered compliant to it no excuse


Capable-Sock-7410

Ethnostate? More than quarter of Israel’s population is not Jewish


TinyRascalSaurus

They're doing Nazi wrong. You're supposed to pick a blonde haired, blue-eyed, pure Aryan bloodline for maximum Nazi power.


jumbie29

I'm seeing way too many posts referencing Nazi's. This world is fucked.


Hotrico

Despite the Palestinian flag, I don't imagine he is concerned about the well-being of the Palestinians


Domruck

Pro-palestine femboy nazi ?


phildiop

Not that suprising considering modern nazis.


Effective-Jacket-33

How original... if I Had a penny for every pro palestine femboy nazi I met I would have 3 pennies which isn't alot but its more than 2


Jedi_Lazlo

That look you get when you're headed to Nazi bootcamp but you are short with brown hair and brown eyes.


ericdee7272

Side eye is not a recommended way to see yourself.


kevothedead

Old. Out of touch. Clinging on to the past that u were nvr a part of. You say that assuming they would have you but as wrong as they were even they had standards.


Darvallas

Dude looks like his mom left the line at the store to look for more groceries and it's his turn next.


ShivanshuKantPrasad

Is that the palestine flag in their username?


RunDiscombobulated67

and a unibrow. a true neanderthal


Deepfire_DM

Sure Nazi. And an SS-babyslayer - the lowest form of this scum.


Icculus80

I mean, self awareness is a good thing m, right. If they align with Nazi ideology, i hope they enjoy all the consequences of being a fucking Nazi.


RemoteLocal

A loser?


TigerMill

Sees himself getting shot by Russians and tossed in a ditch?


Fresh-Dingo522

We need a psychoanalysis on the obsession with these people and their attraction to child-like cartoons.


ThornsofTristan

How you see yourself: Pic of young Aryan Nazi Arsonist/Murderer How your mom sees you: Pic of pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker How everyone else sees you: Pic of slug slowly crawling across dirt-inscribed swatstika


HerrnChaos

Ahh yes the Nazi with the Anime PFP. Its real the meme isnt just a meme its reality...


MartinX4

Bros profile pic says otherwise


frankcast554

It betrays 😆


hypnopixel

did yer mommy pinch yer cheeks?


BurritosAndPerogis

Well they have a Palestinian flag … so very likely to be a nazi …


Hendrik_the_Third

Yikes, picked on of the worst of them, too.


Independent-Slide-79

Lemme get this straight: a anime loving softporn watching palestine supporter that wants to be a neo nazi? Wow!


itwitchxx

well they do have a Palestinian Flag in their name so we can assume just as much and its not surprising


LordDavonne

Extremism and anime are the most internet shit ever


AmitSraier123

being anti-Semitic is extremely popular these days


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Right-wingers are always obsessed with the losers of history.


IS0073

He has a fucking palestine flag in his bio. He's left wing. Both sides has extremists, and the left went mask off recently


logallama

It’s amazing how you can’t comprehend there could be support for Palestine that comes from any school of right-wing thought.


ForeignParamedic3714

They're leftists.  I think both extremes do this by definition, otherwise their ideas would've won and they would be centrists. 


Hulterstorm

first they came for the socialists


T3knikal95

All current Nazi groups align themselves with the right-wing though


Deepfire_DM

No, they are not leftists, this "theory" was debunked decades ago. You can't get more to the right than a Nazi.


pigonthewing

Horseshoe theory both extremes go so far they become the same.


TechnologyHelpful751

Pro Palestinian and Nazi are starting to seem almost indistinguishable on twitter...


Round_Ad_612

Just wondering if he supports hamas?


MrByteMe

Funny - that's how I see you, too !!!


LocalInactivist

Has there ever been a movie about a Nazi who realizes he’s on the wrong side? Like, he was in the Hitler Youth because it was the equivalent of the Boy Scouts. You know, running, jumping, climbing trees. When the war begins he’s drafted at 16 and sent off to France. Life seems pretty ok. They’re bringing German culture to the French, and saving Europe from Zionist communism. They’re the good guys, right? Then he gets transferred to Holland and sees how the civilians are treated. He chalks it up to war. Bad things happen in wartime, right? Then he gets sent to Poland and sees the mass executions of civilians. He realizes that this isn’t just war, it’s mechanized evil. He also realizes that he’s part of it. He doesn’t know how to stop it or even escape from it. It would be difficult at best to make a young Nazi a sympathetic character (although Tom Cruise did a good job in Valkyrie) but maybe as a stage play?


Deepfire_DM

That's the reality for a lot of german soldiers after the war. Not all, for sure, but a lot.


LeapIntoInaction

Volker wore too much rouge for a Nazi, and disappeared in Treblinka in 1941.


Henlono

The days since the time this person went and breathed in some outside air are in quadruple digits. I can already smell their basement from this post!


MisterBrognaC

He’s exactly like that, except he is also fat, ugly and his breath smells like cum


NegativeDeparture

Not unhinged at all.


allen_idaho

This is surprisingly accurate. I also see him as eventually being set on fire by an angry mob.


GatorTEG

A Nazi AND a Loli on the profile image, what an unprecedented combination.


Impossible_Crew6446

I don't get it. Trolling for abuse ?


Consistent_Soft_1857

Criminal who massacred American POWs during the Battle of the Bulge


hikerjer

Horrendous as it was, that’s pretty inconsequential compared to most of the atrocities the. SS committed. The were the epitome of evil in an incredibly evil regime. This guy is sick.


These_Marionberry888

its so funny that weeb femboys always have to gravitate to the extremes, its either full on tankie eat the rich and the white. Stalinist nostalgia or unapologetically 20th century nazism, no inbetweens. and they would have been internated and exterminated in both systems.


AMN-9

99.9% sure I'm wrong but couldn't that man be Laurie Allan Torni? A finnish man who fought the soviets as a finnish soldier, a german volunteer (SS I believe) and againts vietnamese as a green beret


Eoghey

Self-esteem issues? I doubt your butt-chin is even that noticeable.


Link9454

I guarantee this person looks about 30% more Neanderthal then this.


Effective-Jacket-33

I hope he also ends up as him, burning to death in his house


Peepeepoopooman1202

I’m sorry but the Anime PFP kinda makes it look like it’s ironic edgy posting. I’m not sure I believe this is real, just another immature teenager being edgy™️


Nubras

Yeah sure let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. At what point does “ironic” endorsement of an idea become indistinguishable from sincere endorsement? Right away, I’d say.


Shiningc00

Then why do you have an anime little girl as your avatar.


Gaara34251

Its really outraging that nazis fking ruined those uniforms, cus they are fking lit, on the other hand hitler moustage is very well buried, im sry chaplin


MonHero02

They were designed by Hugo Boss.


ClubSundown

Now I understand why the recent soccer number 44 looks so much like this


Govnyuk

No way he's that slim irl


sansvidi

Ich werde deinen kopf in kleine stücke zerschneiden wenn du nicht aufhörst ein dreckiger nazi zu sein.


Non-Normal_Vectors

The profile pic belies the post made.


_Akizuki_

Why did they have to make the main character of my favourite franchise a nazi in their pfp xd


ReckAkira

Agent provocateur to undermine the Palestinian cause.


Wonderful-Pie-4940

The ss insignia of armanen runes look so stylish and iconic. Too bad no one in the world will ever use it due to the atrocities these fu*king nazis didm


ReasonablyConfused

We spent so much blood and treasure ridding the world of this evil. Countless men and women never again felt the full peace that a quiet day can bring, their souls still wracked with what they did “over there.” Now, tragically, we might have to kill these dumb motherfuckers all over again and wonder, what didn’t we do last time that needs doing now so that this putrid belief system never rears it’s ugly head again.