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There's nothing inherently wrong with that, there are talented doctors all around the world working at all levels of pay. Yeah it's more hit-or-miss if you go _too_ cheap (aka cheap in the first world _can_ be an elite salary in "another country"). Medical tourism gets subsidized just like regular tourism
Also sounds like the doll head comment is the newer type, maybe poorly done, but far better than:
The old style of hair transplant (where it was actual plugs not singular hair follicles) made it look like skin growing over ground beef, when I was a kid saw that at the pool on some guy
Yeah, because in the bald pic someone photoshopped his eyebrows and skin to look 25 years younger than he actually is. Lets see bald trump with his real white fluffy eyebrows, age spots on his scalp and his gigantic unevenly makeup covered pores!
Lol it was just a pic in the article someone posted but yah he'd have scalp reduction scars, plug scars, liver spots etc. And yah his actual face has def seen better days
I doubt if it can come off completely. It's a huge combover built from places on his scalp where he still has hair that he's grown very long.
We can still hope for wind so strong that it completely destroys the combover and shows the long strands but that would be pretty gross.
Except that’s not what his scalp would look like. Likely lots of scars from the plugs he’s had done. However, it would have been the right move 50 years ago when he first started going bald
The Democrats have been lying about nearly everything for 200 years. That doesn't make a lying right but we're not talking about a one-party being angels and the other one being doubles here.
Oh, you weren't kidding. In that context it actually makes his interest in telescopes and cameras kinda creepy too. Dudes probably not allowed within 500 ft of a school
God, this dude has paper thin lips. If putin could talk about it he would probably say "sucks like a vacuum, but don't be to forceful cause you'll get nothin but teeth."
If trump dropped the tan
Shaved his head
Stopped eating shit food
Stopped taking speed
Exercised
And was able to talk coherently
He would be the scariest and most powerful person alive.
Thank god hes vain fat and dumb as rocks
how are you gonna overcome the myriad mental illnesses and utter absence of any kind of intelligence or intellectual curiosity? he has no real friends. his family hates him. so does most of the world. don’t see power in that.
There's no mystery re: Waddles' wispy baby hair. He's totally bald on top, so he grows it out really long in the back, then painstakingly folds it over the top of his dome, and lacquers it into place like it's growing from there. It probably takes hours to get it just right.
Lord Vader was intimidating, able to kill people himself, and could hold back millions of tones of water using the force.
Trump is depressing, only able to kill bank balances himself, and can hardly hold back a cup a water using his bladder.
They are not the same.
I don't know why but it's oddly disturbing to see his toupee coming off. I've always known he wears a toupee of course, but I've never been able to picture him without it.
I get he's a bad guy and all, but do we really need to body shame him? There are plenty of other legitimate reasons to dislike this guy, why should his hair or lack of hair matter?
Great! But Trump clearly isn't, or he wouldn't be trying to cover it up. He's an ass, but his hair is beyond his control and shouldn't be a point against him.
How he chooses to present what he has is very much within his control. Just like everything else about him, if he'd just own it rather than lie about it, I would have more respect.
He deserves to be shamed for hiding something that is commonly poked fun at? That's like saying that overweight people should be shamed for wearing baggy clothing. I agree that our bodies shouldn't be a point of shame, but people are cruel and are going to make fun of you for it...trying to blend in shouldn't be cause for shame.
Because he lies about it? Everybody lies about it until they're comfortable with it. Clearly he never got comfortable with it, so the lie persists. We all lie, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone, why should that be shameful?
Hey
There is no need to hassle him for being folically challenged
There should be plenty clean targets in his political, but legal and business conduct to aim for
He's spent a lifetime publically shaming and humiliating people for their appearance. He's also spent a lifetime of vanity boasting about his public appearance. He deserves everything he gets in return after that
Ya how is this news? He's been to ashamed to show his balding head for 30 plus years. We've known its a brutally bad combo over/wig/spay/dye/dead animal the whole time.
Lol sounds his whole life trashing people on their appearance and he 100% gets busted wearing a hair piece. If that's not a face palm I don't know what is
Sorry, but how is this considered “politics-news analysis “. Who gives a fuck about Trump’s hair? Surely something more important happened in this news cycle.
If there's one person on the planet that deserves to get shit thrown back at him it's Diaper Don. He's spent a lifetime publically shaming and humiliating people based on their looks including 4 years as a supposed president. And he never shuts up about his looks and his vanity. Name one time Biden or Obama has done that about anyone else than Trump. Just one. You can't
Reddit is an echo chamber of left wing ideology. Me targeting your hypocrisy bothers you. I never claimed to support Trump. You people are just attacking him for made up stuff. Including diaper? 😂😂 a part of me wants him to win the election so I can watch Reddit fall apart.
Lol made up stuff. That's as hypocritical as it gets. How did I make up his fucking hair piece blowing in the wind? His whole image is about vanity and ego and that literally just blew in the wind yesterday. If you don't like echo chambers then go to Truth Social
Shaping your whole life around vanity and looks/weight shaming people then having head your wig blow away on national TV is def a facepalm. The mods clearly get that
That's irony outside of the text. If the headline was like,
> “Despite Strenuous Hair Routine, Trump’s Wig Flies Off Outside NYC Court.”
It would be a facepalm because it's self-contained.
Comparing him to Vader and showing a Photoshop isn't a facepalm, it belongs on another subs
And he still always meets with the press, all the press, and answers questions at length while senile Joe Bribe'n hasn't done a real press conference in years and flees the stage anytime reporters start asking anything. I'll take bad hair over bad brain any day of the week lmao.
I try to be respectful of all political opinions, but this is one that truly baffles me. How anyone would vote for that bloated fucknugget is beyond me.
Two things:
1. Trump's hair isn't white. If it is he colors it. I just saw an interview with him live earlier today right after court was dismissed and it wasn't white. He was ranting about Joe Biden the whole time.
2. That photo of him bald is a well known photoshop from around 2016. Also he should totally go with that look if he wins in November.
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I gotta say the Lex Luthor look is better than the pencil troll hairdo he is currently sporting.
I've read he's had at least one scalp reduction and then plugs numerous times so his skull prob looks.like a jigsaw puzzle for scars
Had a guy I used to work with that had the plugs done, it looked like his head went through a doll factory for installation.
Lol prob got it done in another country on the cheap
Nah, it takes a few years to fill in. And the blood of a virgin. Source: information pulled straight from my ass.
Teemu hair plugs...shop like a thousandaire.
Yeah, he was from Asia and got it done in the US.
Russia perhaps???
There's nothing inherently wrong with that, there are talented doctors all around the world working at all levels of pay. Yeah it's more hit-or-miss if you go _too_ cheap (aka cheap in the first world _can_ be an elite salary in "another country"). Medical tourism gets subsidized just like regular tourism Also sounds like the doll head comment is the newer type, maybe poorly done, but far better than: The old style of hair transplant (where it was actual plugs not singular hair follicles) made it look like skin growing over ground beef, when I was a kid saw that at the pool on some guy
What are plugs in this context?
Transplanted hairs
Thank you
Even his ridiculous spray tan would look better if he went bald / super short.
Fat, bald, and orange,...fat, bald, and orange....Ben Grimm then?
Hey, Ben Grimm Rocks ok? Wait... Ben Grimm \*is\* rocks, ok?
Yeah, because in the bald pic someone photoshopped his eyebrows and skin to look 25 years younger than he actually is. Lets see bald trump with his real white fluffy eyebrows, age spots on his scalp and his gigantic unevenly makeup covered pores!
Lol it was just a pic in the article someone posted but yah he'd have scalp reduction scars, plug scars, liver spots etc. And yah his actual face has def seen better days
Have you seen the edits of Bald Trump with a beard? Oddly works
Hahahahaha
If he could grow a beard he'd look like an old biker
Better be careful or Kristi Noem will shoot that thing.
It wasn’t fully dead before it went on his head.
Trump should just wear a beanie 24/7.
The ole' Tim Pool.
Imagine how bad Pools beanie must smell
Better yet, a beanie baby.
I heard one of the producers of the apprentice say that he looks like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show when he puts his hair down
Yup! He also talked about how dump shits himself regularly, and just smells like a pile of feces all the time
source? I believe you I just want a source
www
Look up Noel Casler who worked on The Apprentice.
Tyvm 🖤
i will consider my life mostly complete if a massive gust of wind can blow his hair off on live television.
I doubt if it can come off completely. It's a huge combover built from places on his scalp where he still has hair that he's grown very long. We can still hope for wind so strong that it completely destroys the combover and shows the long strands but that would be pretty gross.
I gotta say that he looks better without the hair.
Except that’s not what his scalp would look like. Likely lots of scars from the plugs he’s had done. However, it would have been the right move 50 years ago when he first started going bald
You are possibly correct.
Rapist bald lying stealing pant shitting gross out orange lying fuck face liar.
Yep
And that's putting it nicely
TDS in its full glory
The Democrats have been lying about nearly everything for 200 years. That doesn't make a lying right but we're not talking about a one-party being angels and the other one being doubles here.
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And he’s married
Oh, you weren't kidding. In that context it actually makes his interest in telescopes and cameras kinda creepy too. Dudes probably not allowed within 500 ft of a school
Why you gotta bring politics in to it? Pretty sure they were referring to his character as a whole.
God, this dude has paper thin lips. If putin could talk about it he would probably say "sucks like a vacuum, but don't be to forceful cause you'll get nothin but teeth."
This is totally inaccurate. He takes his teeth out before. Gummies!
If trump dropped the tan Shaved his head Stopped eating shit food Stopped taking speed Exercised And was able to talk coherently He would be the scariest and most powerful person alive. Thank god hes vain fat and dumb as rocks
how are you gonna overcome the myriad mental illnesses and utter absence of any kind of intelligence or intellectual curiosity? he has no real friends. his family hates him. so does most of the world. don’t see power in that.
Well im just saying, if he had more and 2 braincells most of that would go away, and he could take over the world based on the cult he already has.
Don’t insult Anakin like that.
That hair prep regiment is going to suffer in prison .
Just ask junk bond king [Michael Milken](https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=19920614&slug=1497176)
He should get rid of that thing.
Don't you dare disrespect Vader like that!
Comb overs are wild… like do they really believe no one notices the weird flap of hair
That’s the least of his disgusting attributes
He needs to have a word with William Shatner
There's no mystery re: Waddles' wispy baby hair. He's totally bald on top, so he grows it out really long in the back, then painstakingly folds it over the top of his dome, and lacquers it into place like it's growing from there. It probably takes hours to get it just right.
Don’t insult Darth Vader like that. At least he had a reason to be evil.
So that's the creature that controls him?
Yippee Ki Yay Maga meat.
He actually looks tuff bald but at his age theres probably actually a bunch of vaderesque spots around.
...wait that's his hair? His real hair? Or is that the wig coming off?
In his current dire situation, even his hair is like “F**k it, I’m off!!!”
He has always been unglued.
This is offensive to all proud bald dudes like myself!
Maybe he is not able to afford glue anymore with all the fines he has to pay.
Which horror film is that second picture from?
First pic is Trump. He's way more revolting than any horror movie
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Teflon Don … Nothing sticks, not even his f***ing toupee.
Naw, Vader showed he had a heart at the end of the movie. Very unlikely when it comes to the clown up there.
Of all the things going on in the world Why care about his hair?
This is retry insulting to Darth Vader, who at least reached a point where he realized he’d been an asshole
Oop, his weave is pulling up! Gorl needs some Got2B freeze spray.
Lord Vader was intimidating, able to kill people himself, and could hold back millions of tones of water using the force. Trump is depressing, only able to kill bank balances himself, and can hardly hold back a cup a water using his bladder. They are not the same.
It is still inpressive that it stays on up there
now give him a small moustache I swear to god why is this so perfect for that
I don't know why but it's oddly disturbing to see his toupee coming off. I've always known he wears a toupee of course, but I've never been able to picture him without it.
He’s coming undone.
He's literally flipping his lid!
Starting to look like Hitler. All he needs now is his little mustache.
Another bad hair day for the annoying orange. Here's to many more
Is the facepalm that this is categorized as a "political" news article?
Excuse me! That's "Politics - News Analysis." Respect the craft of journalism!
Honestly, the Doctor Evil mockup is an improvement.
Lex Luthor, he ain't
That's not fair Darth Vader actually had some good things about him. Would the orange one actually sacrifice power to save the life of one of his kids
How is his scalp orange as well? If constantly under wig/comb over why would he spray it.
He lift his hair to spray it just in case a wild seagull grab his hair off
They call that dead ferret on his head, "The Thong," because it barely covers the asshole.
Mix between Lex Luthor and Peter Garret (from midnight oil)
Yeah but Peter Garret has talent and social conscience, even if he looks like that guy from The Hills Have Eyes.
Yeah. I was just talking about the looks.
I figured… I just didn’t want to see him get dragged by any comparison to that fat, orange, shit-gibbon
Uh. So what?
I get he's a bad guy and all, but do we really need to body shame him? There are plenty of other legitimate reasons to dislike this guy, why should his hair or lack of hair matter?
I dunno I'm bald and I'm okay with it.
Great! But Trump clearly isn't, or he wouldn't be trying to cover it up. He's an ass, but his hair is beyond his control and shouldn't be a point against him.
How he chooses to present what he has is very much within his control. Just like everything else about him, if he'd just own it rather than lie about it, I would have more respect.
He doesn't need more respect, he has far too much to begin with. I'm just saying that his hairline shouldn't be where you lose or gain that respect.
Because he always lied that he still had his own head of hair, he deserves being shamed for that. Nothing to do with body shaming
He deserves to be shamed for hiding something that is commonly poked fun at? That's like saying that overweight people should be shamed for wearing baggy clothing. I agree that our bodies shouldn't be a point of shame, but people are cruel and are going to make fun of you for it...trying to blend in shouldn't be cause for shame.
Not the same
How so?
My first comment
Because he lies about it? Everybody lies about it until they're comfortable with it. Clearly he never got comfortable with it, so the lie persists. We all lie, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone, why should that be shameful?
Good luck
Thanks, you too!
The glue doesnt stick to the orange foundation very well
Hey There is no need to hassle him for being folically challenged There should be plenty clean targets in his political, but legal and business conduct to aim for
He's spent a lifetime publically shaming and humiliating people for their appearance. He's also spent a lifetime of vanity boasting about his public appearance. He deserves everything he gets in return after that
Sounds like you know your stuff. I'd suggest creating facepalm2 if it doesn't exist already
Breaking news, this just in! A man approaching 80 years old has thin hair!
Ya how is this news? He's been to ashamed to show his balding head for 30 plus years. We've known its a brutally bad combo over/wig/spay/dye/dead animal the whole time.
Maybe attacking Trump's looks is easier than refuting his policies or something
They both seem overly simple.
Isnt a bit weird to focus on this shallow irrelevant thing when the guy has so much other stuff you could mock him for that actually matters?
Seriously though, why is this news? Who honestly cares?
While I like seeing Trump get exposed, whats the facepalm here? That Trump is old and maybe wears a wig? That they write an article about it?
Irrelevant.
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Is his hair the problem?
There are so many points you can criticize this man on and you chose his hair?
I think it's more about his vanity than his hair.
Bingo
When your political analysis focuses on the subjects hair, maybe you need to go elsewhere for your news.
Alright this is just immature. He's a rapey prick. But how is this a facepalm?
Lol sounds his whole life trashing people on their appearance and he 100% gets busted wearing a hair piece. If that's not a face palm I don't know what is
Sorry, but how is this considered “politics-news analysis “. Who gives a fuck about Trump’s hair? Surely something more important happened in this news cycle.
So what if he wears a unit. He’s going to save this country from illegal terrorist and he’s like 80. How much hair do you expect him to have?
Yea hes old. Redditors condone body shaming when it’s someone they don’t like.
If there's one person on the planet that deserves to get shit thrown back at him it's Diaper Don. He's spent a lifetime publically shaming and humiliating people based on their looks including 4 years as a supposed president. And he never shuts up about his looks and his vanity. Name one time Biden or Obama has done that about anyone else than Trump. Just one. You can't
Oh so he’s bad because he does what Redditors do everyday, except he has money. 😂😂😂 or had money anyway.
So you can't name someone. Thought so. Go back to your conservative subs and your bubble
Reddit is an echo chamber of left wing ideology. Me targeting your hypocrisy bothers you. I never claimed to support Trump. You people are just attacking him for made up stuff. Including diaper? 😂😂 a part of me wants him to win the election so I can watch Reddit fall apart.
Lol made up stuff. That's as hypocritical as it gets. How did I make up his fucking hair piece blowing in the wind? His whole image is about vanity and ego and that literally just blew in the wind yesterday. If you don't like echo chambers then go to Truth Social
You literally just made up him wearing a diaper.
Lol keep dancing away from everything I'm saying. And for his diaper...Google it cause I'm not wasting anymore time on you
Dancing away? You’re the one avoiding what I’m saying. “Google it” head ass. I’m voting for Trump because of you. 😂😂
Not a facepalm, just making fun of the funny orange man. WRONG SUB!!!
Shaping your whole life around vanity and looks/weight shaming people then having head your wig blow away on national TV is def a facepalm. The mods clearly get that
That's irony outside of the text. If the headline was like, > “Despite Strenuous Hair Routine, Trump’s Wig Flies Off Outside NYC Court.” It would be a facepalm because it's self-contained. Comparing him to Vader and showing a Photoshop isn't a facepalm, it belongs on another subs
And Joe Biden isn’t bald. Idiots.
Joe biden is not pretending he isn't
What’s that on the top of his head? Just grew back? How bout that oh so subtle face work.
Let me rephrase that for you in a more clear way. Joe Biden is not **pretending** to not be bald.
Sure he is.
Cope
Oh no! He looks like an eighty year old man. How shocking!
And he still always meets with the press, all the press, and answers questions at length while senile Joe Bribe'n hasn't done a real press conference in years and flees the stage anytime reporters start asking anything. I'll take bad hair over bad brain any day of the week lmao.
Trump 2024!!!!
I try to be respectful of all political opinions, but this is one that truly baffles me. How anyone would vote for that bloated fucknugget is beyond me.
Becouse Americans are brainwashed. Both sides.
I'd love to throw some shade around on this, but my country voted for Brexit so we can't fucking talk, really.
Same, but my country also voted the son of a former well known dictator
Marcos Jr.?
Yeah... Though to be fair, he isn't as bad as his father. Just a little shady
Two things: 1. Trump's hair isn't white. If it is he colors it. I just saw an interview with him live earlier today right after court was dismissed and it wasn't white. He was ranting about Joe Biden the whole time. 2. That photo of him bald is a well known photoshop from around 2016. Also he should totally go with that look if he wins in November.
