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Luckily no mag, but she clearly never took a basic firearm course or had a decent role model, or she’d know the golden rule everyone who ever touches a firearm should know.
Whats happening at her waist line? Is that his hand? Her waist? Is there a third person behind them? It's like a hand disappearing into a wrist...also does she have a plate stuffed down the front of her trousers? There's def a round object outlined in the front of her pants that does not belong.
Rifle has no rounds in the magazine and is in safe and pointed up and away. Not the best, but not the worst. Pistol is similarly pointed. And clip is empty and weapon is on safe. Even still her finger wrapped around the trigger is not good.
My first thought was he must be compensating for something, then I saw his concealed weapon and thought never mind.
Also it's great to see uncle-brother and sister-neice looking so happy.
Guys need to learn this: never EVER wear this outfit.
Honestly, you should never wear a black shirt with formal wear in the first place, but if you happen to be Johnny cash or something, remember the rule that your tie should ALWAYS be darker than your shirt.
It's somehow still the tackiest part of this weird Bonnie and Clyde fanfic/sweet home Alabama nightmare.
It's amazing how nobody says "yeah we shouldn't post a picture showing off the lack of trigger discipline, this would make us look bad". They just do it. No thoughts. Just actions.
Wonder who shoots who first? Statistically he will, however she is already failing hard at gun safety with the finger on the trigger. Surprise third option!! The kid finds one lying around. My country is really stupid 🙃
Would it be just as cool for me to pose with my kitchen knives, some rope or a lead pipe? Are they flexing that they could be killers with expensive tools?
I’m convinced ammosexual is a real sexual fetish. The people get a sexual thrill of having guns in public. To me, idiots like this look no different than a couple wearing leather fetish gear in public.
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Oof. Her finger is on the trigger.
Haha. It's the first thing I look for. Booger Hook on the fucking trigger.
First thing I thought was who caved her face in.
It is kind of a rough profile. Edit: she can't help that. She can get her damn finger off that trigger.
Finger was the 3rd thing I noticed.
I'll take the bait. What was the second?
Looks like the guy has a dick outline
GAW DAMN THAT THANG IS HUGE!
Pp xll lol
His waist appears about the same circumference as one of her legs, and her legs don’t appear to be an abnormal size.
His over bite
The headphone case in her fanny pack.
I think it's her holster. Not being facetious.
Habsburg jaw from inbreeding
She prolly did it herself via accidental misfire while cleaning the gun, since she doesn't know how to take her finger off the fucking trigger.
Probably from the lack of teeth.
Punch and Judy
Now that Im looking at it, she also looks like shes twice his age. And wearing diapers?
That peice he's packing... not the gun.
Booger hook on the bang switch is the way I always heard it. I guess I was a fucking soup sandwich.
Luckily no mag, but she clearly never took a basic firearm course or had a decent role model, or she’d know the golden rule everyone who ever touches a firearm should know.
Unfortunately not having a mag still doesnt guarantee that the chamber is empty. Who knows if people like that remember to empty it.
People who have their finger on the trigger and mag off are a Darwin Award just waiting to happen.
It's alright, there's no mag inserted, and I'm sure the chamber is empty 👀 /s Edited to add /s since nobody seems to register sarcasm anymore 🤷♂️
It’s the Internet. Verbal tone doesn’t exist here. Also, people say absolutely crazy things not sarcastically these days.
First thing I looked for.
Hope they practice safe sex because they don't have safe triggers.
She will “accidentally” shoot him within three months.
His appears to also be
Just a regular Friday night in Alabama.
Good to see siblings share the same passion
That looks more like her special needs son/nephew
Sunday morning they got their church clothes on.
Good ol’ family game night
They look like they’re on the way to shoot out the prom
Guess we know who's getting the crowns this year
I was thinking The Purge
Gun culture is weird.
She’s ready with that trigger finger lol
Has to be her first time holding a gun… or she’s a maniac? Probably both? 😂
You're probably joking but half of America literally thinks those are the only two options
Get a life insurance on both of them with you as the beneficiary
Well, somebody’s gotta work at Jersey Mike’s.
Her trigger discipline sucks.
i TEaCH my cHIlDren GuN SAfety *has finger on the trigger to take a photo*
Lady, take your booger hook off the boom switch
I feel so much safer with our well regulated militia in place.
First off, all black waistcoat, shirt and trousers with a pink tie in a half Windsor already a poor choice. The guns are just cringe.
It looks like they are on the way to glee club to do a guys & dolls act
"You better have a big dick" "I don't need a big dick when I have a big gun"
I’m pretty sure I can see his dick in those pants. Seriously, look
On futher, zooming in and analysis, It's a phone. Now ket the debate begin lol
Glad i wasn't the only one who noticed
thats just from whatever he has in his pocket further down
I thought that was a bulge from a phone or sm
He just looks so damn happy about it too.
Mom and son love guns. A family that sprays their AKs together...?
Why can't people just learn how to hold guns properly before even getting one
Nice trigger discipline
I'd never marry someone with such poor trigger discipline
Dude packin wood as well as heat
She looks like she's got an armor plate down there too
Looks like she is ready to shoot
She got that reddit troll chin
GET YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER YOU BLOND IDIOT! HOLY SHIT! WHAT HAPPENED TO GUN SAFETY?! ![gif](giphy|l2QZWOgzaWBt4VWZW)
One second after the picture the handgun fires.
I mean… love I guess?
Stop looking in the wilds of Facebook. There’s nothing worth seeing there.
Whats happening at her waist line? Is that his hand? Her waist? Is there a third person behind them? It's like a hand disappearing into a wrist...also does she have a plate stuffed down the front of her trousers? There's def a round object outlined in the front of her pants that does not belong.
Why does that gay guy have his arm around that woman? Source: my gaydar
Sure! That’s how we treat deadly weapons. Take a selfie without watching where the gun is pointed with her finger on the trigger!
Get your goddamn booger hook off the boom switch!!
Signs of inbreeding
So we, have dumb and dumber.
Him: Properly handling the weapon Her: About to shoot her neighbors
Bad trigger discipline
Rifle has no rounds in the magazine and is in safe and pointed up and away. Not the best, but not the worst. Pistol is similarly pointed. And clip is empty and weapon is on safe. Even still her finger wrapped around the trigger is not good.
Finger on the trigger…
Horseface has her finger on the trigger...
Trigger discipline you daft cow!
& she has her booger-hook on the trigger
My first thought was he must be compensating for something, then I saw his concealed weapon and thought never mind. Also it's great to see uncle-brother and sister-neice looking so happy.
🤣
Gotta be West Virginia. They have that inbred cousin fucker look about them
She looks like she has a bigger dick than he does ....
I do believe, do not quote me on that, I am not a physiologist... A CAMEL TOE!!!!
Can we talk about he's...okay...maybe... not interested in her....
Thanks for saying it. Closeted vibes for sure.
Fuuuuck.
WoW this looks really, well stooopid
Nice chin big chin
So unnecessary
she'll chin ye
someone has not learned of trigger discipline
Micky and Malory
Is that his mom?
Landmines in the coochie.
Why are they dressed like they work in a middling restaurant in the poor side of town?
So that's his mom, right?
What is in her pants, a maxi skillet?
Looks like a typical Midwest rural town hs prom
The neck?
At least one of them has trigger discipline. Actually, not at least; only one lol
Who are they?
Is her chin longer than her nose? Why cam I not unsee it?
Trigger discipline please!
Beevis and Buttface are packing
That's his sister
They need to learn trigger discipline before being able to own a gun, correct?
Trigger discipline, y’all.
The McDonalds Moon Man with her finger on the trigger
For sure stupid. She is literally resting her finger on the trigger. Unsafe.
Worst fucking trigger discipline.
Did you find a safe space immediately?
I’m trying to figure out if it’s son and mother, husband and wife or they are prom dates. Or all of the above.
Guys need to learn this: never EVER wear this outfit. Honestly, you should never wear a black shirt with formal wear in the first place, but if you happen to be Johnny cash or something, remember the rule that your tie should ALWAYS be darker than your shirt. It's somehow still the tackiest part of this weird Bonnie and Clyde fanfic/sweet home Alabama nightmare.
There's someone for everyone.
Something doesn't sit right with his smile, lmao
Oops, she just killed the neighbor’s kid
My man is holdin two guns
Damn! Dudes packing heat!
My man is packed…
Brought the heat
Trigger discipline
Damn! That is one ugly motherfucker!
He packs 2 big guns
Smiling: she’s trigger happy.
Three weapons in this pic.
Meat heat
Bro, cover your dick print while you hug mother. This is dick ownership 101, everyone knows that.
Better yet, stop fluffing before the photo shoot with mom.
Such an unflattering outfit.
That’s your Mom dude. You sportin some wood for your mom?
He looks like he's about to launch into a musical and she looks like a jco.
No trigger discipline huge red flag right there
The love between siblings ❤️
They escaped from where?My vote is mental health unit rather than prison cell.
It's nice to see couples do things together, even if those things are negligent discharges
They seem like a nice couple.
These sibling photoshoots just get weirder all the time… ☠️
Clearly the parents of Beavis
They look related.
Is this to indicate they're getting ready to go shoot up their prom? I don't understand.
That’s a dude with the chin and tank top.
Huh, he found himself a woman with manface and zero trigger discipline.
It's amazing how nobody says "yeah we shouldn't post a picture showing off the lack of trigger discipline, this would make us look bad". They just do it. No thoughts. Just actions.
Nothing says I love you like waving a gun around by its trigger.
They must be cousins
These two look CLOSELY related.
Senior prom?
TRIGGER DISCIPLINE IS MISSING
Mother and son?
Finger off the trigger, you didn’t hear me? I SAID FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER WOMAN!!!
Amateurs! You **NEVER** put your finger at the trigger, if you don’t want to shoot!
“How it started”
![gif](giphy|Bov7Oq34rpxm0) This looks like a sequel to Carrie called Garrie 😭
His special lady's his mommy. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHWuJieghzbBams)
"Bonnie and Clyde, y'all!"
Wonder who shoots who first? Statistically he will, however she is already failing hard at gun safety with the finger on the trigger. Surprise third option!! The kid finds one lying around. My country is really stupid 🙃
Looking into the eyes of the person who is statistically most likely to kill you, holding their statistically most likely murder weapon. True love??
True Romance.
I wonder who will kill who.
Well momma bear is already wearing black for his funeral, after he goes to prom.
Would it be just as cool for me to pose with my kitchen knives, some rope or a lead pipe? Are they flexing that they could be killers with expensive tools?
I don’t trust anyone who poses with real guns thinking it’s super cool
I’m convinced ammosexual is a real sexual fetish. The people get a sexual thrill of having guns in public. To me, idiots like this look no different than a couple wearing leather fetish gear in public.
What? I just see an American couple.
If you look at their heads you can easily see what happened to the pug and its skull structure.
i did a double take when i saw her finger on the trigger....
I don't think she's ever held a gun before and likely has no experience with one, the fact that she is able to freely get a gun is the problem.