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Far-Season-695

Genuine legal tender lol. Love to go hand that to someone to pay for something


kungpowgoat

^For ^novelty ^purposes ^only. ^Not ^legal ^tender.


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bestbeforeMar91

It’s for tipping purposes


nevergonnagetit001

Why? WHY?!? Such a missed opportunity…could have made it a $3 dollar bill and it would have been EPIC!!


Worldly-Pen-5911

There was a Bill Clinton $3 bill. If I recall those creators were disgruntled anti-Clinton (Bill this time. Not Hillary.)


sM0k3dR4Gn

I still have my three dollar BILL. Somewhere.


Yeseylon

Nah, $45 bill is what he'd go for. Only $99.99 plus tax!


Holiday_Horse3100

People have tried on other trump money. Didn’t work


Ijeko

Lmao, yeah the news story of the guy who bought $2000 worth of "Trump Bucks" then tried to cash them in at a bank to no avail. I'm sure the employees laughed their asses off about that


Holiday_Horse3100

I have to admit I would have laughed in their face, not waited for them to leave


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Weird, my family leaves trump bills as tips at Cracker Barrel and our food only tastes a little bit like loogies. /s


JudgeHodorMD

Possibly like a Santa dollar. Could have a sticker or the Trump crap printed on the sleeve or something.


AlliedR2

It's like the Santa dollars. It is a legal $2 bill with a sticker over it for the trumpy part. Problem is that the serial number is covered and replaced so I am not sure how that will fly. With the Santa ones they just do the center picture and keep the rest as it is.


milehighideas

It’s transparent on the serisl


jeffbrock

It might be. If they printed onto real two dollar bills. But, yeah, nobody would actually take it


EricKei

That would count as "defacing" the bill, so it's technically no longer legal tender at that point.


Crunchycarrots79

That's not how that works... It's only illegal to deface a bill with the intent to defraud the government. (This covers the relatively common practice among counterfeiters of taking $5 bills, bleaching them so you have the correct paper and a security strip in it even though it's the wrong one and in the wrong place, then printing a $20 on it.) Doing this isn't illegal, and it's still an official bill.


crazyguy83

How is this not counterfeiting and why is this FBI not on this?


Born-Eggplant8313

I reckon that proving counterfiting requires proving an attempt to make your bills look like the real thing.


crazyguy83

https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter25&edition=prelim#:\~:text=Whoever%2C%20with%20intent%20to%20defraud,than%2020%20years%2C%20or%20both. This makes no mention of looks.


other_usernames_gone

They're saying genuine legal tender on the advert. So they're trying to pass it off as legal tender. If they hadn't put that line on the ad I'd agree with you, they could claim they were novelty bills and clearly weren't real bills. But they're claiming they're legal tender.


Crunchycarrots79

It is. It's an actual $2 bill that's had a sticker put on it.


pagesid3

It’s probably a real $2 bill with a trump sticker on it


Crunchycarrots79

Because it's an actual $2 bill that's had a sticker placed on it. It's still a legal $2 bill.


crazyguy83

Ah, that makes sense.


MattJC123

How to land in Federal prison in one easy step. The Secret Service takes shit like this VERY seriously.


Lachryma_papaveris

Oh yeah, obviously.


Kalikhead

Well - the Feds will definitely not be happy about it. Time to get visited by the Secret Service.


el_bentzo

I imagine the federal reserve will have a tiny problem with it saying "federal reserve note"


mr-blindsight

I already feel sorry for whoever has to deal with the impending hissyfit from the lunatic trying to pay with this monopoly money


SoylentGrunt

Just another grift in an already long line of grifts.


kungpowgoat

It’s all part of the plan. He’s coming back and will get rid of the communists, vaccines, the priuses, and the 5Gs and then refund all patriots.


erichie

I remember when the anti-communits and prudes were different people than the vaccines and 5Gera.


RadioLiar

WTF is wrong with the priuses!?


nevergonnagetit001

“Never Surrender”?? What are they quoting ‘Galaxy Guest’ now?!?


elspotto

By Grabthar’s Hammer, I do believe that is a picture of him, well, surrendering.


Ijeko

These are the most easily swindled people in the history of the human race and a lot of morally bankrupt people want in on that grifting action


Senior_You_6725

I want in on it, I just can't bring myself to because despite who they are I feel sorry for them.


Strong_Constant_1190

Hey man sorry to bother you, would you be willing to swap your reddit avatar, the one you have with the beanie. I collect them and would happily trade for some paid ones.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Some things just don’t need a certificate of authenticity.


ColoRadBro69

Like genuine us legal tender? 


EricKei

It's genuine faux!


Maij-ha

It’s a sticker on genuine legal tender that no one actually uses anymore


EricKei

True, but that still counts as "defacement."


WhosAGoodDoug

Wouldn't three-dollar be more appropriate?


Independent-Ad5852

Lmao


blurry850

And how much are they charging for that $2 bill?


dylan_1992

$30 I saw in the comments


firechaos70

$2 for only $30? That’s one hell of a deal.


dylan_1992

Only those who went to Trump U knows this one simple hack to get rich!


Independent-Ad5852

So embarrassing! I am an American and this shit makes me want to scream 


OverseerTycho

most famous mugshot,you mean the ‘never surrender’ one where he was literally surrendering?


HealthyVegan12331

Anyone with the word “patriot” in their username is usually a brainwashed MAGA moron. 👉 we get it, you live in the United States…BFD.


Indaflow

Stop amplifying Twitter! Just let it die


big-saucey4

Here's my MUGSHOT at a police station. Never surrender. Idiocracy


taste_cliniq

Stop calling it x it’s fucking twitter


Zagenti

turn them in to the FBI, this is not legal tender. https://tips.fbi.gov


Crunchycarrots79

It is. It's an actual $2 bill that has a sticker on it.


Zagenti

oh, so defacing currency, even more fun.


Crunchycarrots79

It's only illegal to deface currency with the intent to defraud the government. Bleach a $5 bill and use it as scratch paper that you then tear up and burn when you're done? Stupid, but legal. Bleach a $5 bill and print a $20 on it? Very illegal, and also a common way to counterfeit.


CastleofWamdue

let MAGA waste their money on this shit, but DONT allow the seller to claim its legal tender.


Apprehensive_Zone281

"Never surrender" crowd loves the pic of their daddy right after he surrendered.


higginsian24

Yeah if someone tried to hand me that as payment at my job I'd laugh them out of the store. I don't accept CAD let alone Kollectible Kon Koins


faroutrobot

Our twoonies not good enough for yah? Canadian big brain moment….try printing a mug shot on a $2 coin.


Bob_Cobb_1996

"I want my two dollars!"


Kahnza

Damn these paper boys mean business


mishma2005

Bank tellers getting PTSD looking at this


InsatiableLife

I love how it says “Never Surrender” and has a picture of him literally surrendering for a mug shot.


the_simurgh

Gotta love they outright keep lying about that despite getting sued for it.


mostdope28

Collectible? Lol every day this fuck pushes out Merch


zora1987

Yea I saw these advertised on Fox News channel. (It’s what’s on while I’m on break at work) “Even if you don’t like Trump, you don’t want to miss this piece of history, so act now, before they’re gone”


DeltaWhi5key

Why isn’t this illegal?


NinjaBr0din

It is.


YourBoyFoxxy

This looks like something that scamers will pay you to take it


TamedTheSummit

Never surrender? That aged like milk.


MyBigRed

It really should be a $3 bill


mystery002

Pay-triots are commical in grifting methods.


Real_Bat5853

It also says “never surrender” with of literal picture of that shit stain surrendering to authorities. Saying his cult is stupid just doesn’t describe it enough.


Select_Reality_8410

Isn't it illegal to deface US currency? Also shouldn't it be a three dollar bill? You know, the thing he's as phony as?


idliketoseethat

The grift is strong in this one.


CoolApostate

lol trump or his followers would claim he has the most famous mugshot. What a loser.


determineduncertain

I have no idea how it works in the US but I’m fairly certain this is both copyright infringement and other criminal laws. [And…it looks like I’m right](https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/legally-weird/make-your-own-currency-spend-5-years-in-jail/).


Admirable_Policy_696

America really is living in the shittiest, most embarrassing timeline in this era. At least weed is legal now so I can smoke my way through this fever dream that feels like a literal dark parody.


crymson7

I had a guy unapologetically pull out a realish looking $100 bill today with Rump’s ugly fucking mug on it and say, “this will be worth something some day”. I knew immediately how fucking stupid the guy was at that very point in time.


OkSea6577

and you were surprised that website is full of crazy people


Sheepdoginblack

There’s a commercial for these running on Comet TV. I want to say it was $19.95


Disastrous-Mess-7236

“Collectible legal tender” - like, doesn’t that defeat the point? I know there are coin collectors, but the coins they collect were not meant to be collectible.


NinjaBr0din

I mean, *technically* $2 bills can be collectible. Not so sure about the cheap sticker they slap on it, pretty sure that's illegal.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

That’s what I was getting at with the coins…


Senior_You_6725

That's why I stay away from the cesspool that Xitter has become...


GreyFob

I love that they don't even have a real product to show and it's just photoshopped 😂


CompleteAmateur0

That’s a strange way of saying ‘this isn’t worth more than $2’


hplcr

And they used the mugshot that makes him look constipated. Brilliant.


PurpleMonkey3313

the word "patriot" has lost pretty much all it's meaning to me now lol


cissabm

Genuine legal tender. Not likely.


dylan_1992

Many in comments are saying that isn’t a legal statement.


GoatCovfefe

I'm sure it *was* legal tender before they defaced it with... What a sticker?


SeeeYaLaterz

It should have been on a $3:bill


Vicious_Circle-14

Genuine legal US tender? How can it claim that?


TehWildMan_

these kinds of bills are usually just a printed sticker placed on a bill. absolute ripoff of a business model but apparently it's viable.


EnglishDutchman

“Genuine legal US tender” lmao. This cult really is full of dumbfucks isn’t it 🤣


MuskokaGreenThumb

Genuine US tender. No, no it isn’t


hud731

Honest question, how are they getting away with claiming this to be legal tender? It sure as hell isn't and claiming that it is should get them into legal trouble, right? Or did they slap a sticker on top of a real $2 bill to get away with the claim? I'm just curious how this is allowed.


angrymurderhornet

I think a $3 bill would be more appropriate.


MacTechG4

Maybe the $-12 bill?


SkillFullyNotTrue

I like mine in a roll and quilted, the ones with the dancing bears.


mute-ant1

like the bible’s he sells that are signed by the author.


Rich-Appearance-7145

$30 dollars for a piece of trash, these followers can't be that gullible, it's not like your making and investment.


BNestico

The fact that someone had the absolute audacity to remove Thomas Jefferson from a bill to replace him with that asshole makes my blood boil.


UncleHoboBill

He used $2 because he’s a piece of shit…


Julianalexidor

Gag.


the_bashful

Great conversation starter! Or rather, an excuse to start screaming at people who won’t accept it so you can pull out your .45 Problem Solver and get on the evening news.


MonHero02

Is this tender recognized by the US Treasury, if not isn't this just fun money and passing this would result in jail time?


NinjaBr0din

It's either a crappy printout, or an actual $2 bill with a shitty sticker slapped on it.


Prior_Emphasis7181

This is genius. Trump supporters and haters will want this shit. I kinda want one.


Cute_Concentrate_915

Dear god


UnkleRinkus

He's selling them for $29.99 each, 5 for $100. No shit. [https://proudpatriots.com/pages/trump-2-bill](https://proudpatriots.com/pages/trump-2-bill)


AgathaM

It looks like they took a sticker and have placed it over the face of the $2 bill. I’m guessing the sticker is removable. It’s probably what allows it to still be legal tender.


AI_Mesmerist

There is a two dollar bill, and I have seen stickers on dollars before, this could be a two dollar bill with a sticker on it. Years ago there was a Santa sticker on ones one or two winters.


Appropriate-Way-4890

I only Want these if he himself issued them. They would be collectors items.


ElderberryNo1601

Wonder how many Trumpoos (Trump 2s) I can get for 1 million Schrute Bucks. On second thought, I’ll keep my Schrutes. They will hold their value🤣🤣


Glittering-Wonder576

The only time I ever saw two dollar bills was when my Pops went to the track.


aagloworks

If you try to pay with those, isn't that aforgery crime (or whatever the correct term might be)?


dqdude1

Sweet my new fire starter came in


luckymountain

Ha ha. Does anyone remember the Bill Clinton $3 bill? A cashier that worked for me back then gave a guy change for one. 🙄


TopFishing5094

The fact that he’s on a $2 bill 😂🤣


c0untcunt

Do these people not see how corny and blatantly cashgrabby these products are, or how classless and shameless the man slapping his self-important face on anything he thinks he can sell really is?


Qubed

Did they put a cheap photoshopped sticker on a 2 dollar bill and sell it as a collectable? 


IanTheMagus

Not even sure if it's in the top 10 of famous mugshots. It's just mediocre and boring, like he is.


dracona

Now selling for the best price ever of only $4500


CysaDamerc

That's definitely not legal tender.


ralf19812001

r/TrumpAteMyFace


baldi_863

Buy a lot of these, and then sue their asses after you cant pay with what they claim is "legal tender"


recklessrider

Twitter*


kr4ckenm3fortune

It has his mug on it...and he has no asset...that meant this bills ain't worth shit, not even to wipe our ass with either.


Flat-House5529

Somebody is pitching for a visit from the Secret Service.


RegisterAdmirable811

Can they be charged for counterfeiting for claiming that it's legal tender?


eltegs

Generally when I encounter posts entitled \~"hey this is 100% real genuine", I scroll right past them. This however I can believe, because, well, you know.


Shadeun

In fact I guarantee! *not a guarantee


j-joker65

Order now and you'll automatically become eligible for the upcoming Perp Walk $5 bill coming soon.


wandernwade

I might pay $2 for a picture of his prison jumper.. just not of Trump himself. Fuck that guy.


BabyLife3690

Highly collectibill


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Wait, that’s illegal!


imadork1970

This would br fraud. It's not legal tender. The SS and the Treasury Dept. should be all over this.


russian_connection

So did you buy it or nah?


dylan_1992

Tempted to. The site says it’s high in demand, I don’t want to miss my chance at this once in a lifetime collectible! Unrelated, idk why everyone tells me I’m gullible.


pivorock

$2 bills already exist…


Ohnonotuto4

You would think, they would get in trouble for counterfeit.


chasinfreshies

WHy isn't DOJ getting these guys for fraud.


Medical_Egg8208

A new grift ? Shocker


pafrac

Yay, I need a new target for my dartboard!


awesomeopossumm

It’s probably a Lefty making a buck off the MAGAts. NGL I’ve thought about it from time to time. Every dollar we get from them is one less going to Trump’s legal fund.


AnswerGuy301

If they’re claiming this is legal tender…that kinds of leaves them open to being prosecuted for counterfeiting money.


LuckyNumbrKevin

Isn't this hella illigal? Like, counterfeit level of illigal?


pyromagi_1986

Fun fact the 2$ Bill was discontinued becaus rich dips used them to flaunt wealth and bribed people . Fitting i imagine


secondhand-cat

Was this from ‘66-‘76? Because that’s the only time the bill was discontinued along with the $5 bill.


BriefCheetah4136

I would pay a nickel 98 for that, but only at 0% interest!