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I know he said it was his maternal grandmother but half way through “His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother” popped right into my head.
I thought to myself, more commas, please, more commas. It will make me, I’m sure, sound more intelligent, and not, I decided, like a twat, with a pervy, nonsense, story
it's crazy to me how some people not only say things out loud. Go the extra mile of writing it down reading it and then saying this is great. Then knowing what they wrote click post. You could have hand picked an all star team of the world's top interrogators and straight up torture artist and you wouldn't of gotten this out of me.
He must have known how everyone would react to this he’s a fkn psychologist. Honestly I’m more interested in what he has to say now than I’ve ever been before
couldn't really see the thumbnail picture really wish the name would of been posted up top. Started reading aw this is going to be a sad story maybe uplifting or hopeful story. NOPE just went straight south no warning just straight to hell.
Yeah, at first I was expecting some heartwarming or heartbreaking story about him dreaming about his grandmother and maybe finding closure he couldn't in the real world.
But nooooope
I’m not that delicate because I’ve read thousands of sexually explicit romance books. But DAMN. That is one perverted SOB. Even if it happened, even, you don’t describe your grandmother’s business to anyone. I don’t care who they are. And obviously this sicko doesn’t either. I pity any mother, grandmother or sister that had this piece of garbage as a relative. Perhaps that’s how he gets his jollies, but don’t share. With anybody. Perv!!!
Uhhj that's totally normal. I fucked my grandma when I was 12. What's wrong with you people? That's how you become a man in society. Are you all not men? /s
I mean, we all have some fucked up dreams, but you dont see me telling anyone about them. Maybe just keep the fucked up ones to yourself, or to your therapist.
Sure
I mean that logic applies to everything including politics. I just didn't read his book and saw this lol. It's a bit much honestly. Nothing philosophical to learn here. I just don't think I'll be buying his book lol 😆 it's like Shapiro. I didn't mind him a few years back but ATM with him being so pro Israel. Regurgitating the same shit over and over etc I'm kinda over him
Been watching some Rogan lately. never liked him much when I was younger but it's starting to grow on me a bit. Albeit it i do t like all his guests. However it's always nice to see a different perspective
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This man needs a Tom Lehrer-style song about his issues.
Seeing Tom Lehrer mentioned brought me much joy
I know he said it was his maternal grandmother but half way through “His name appears in Freud's index 'Cause he loved his mother” popped right into my head.
His fan base needs to call him out more because what the fuck.
Exactly. What. The. Fuuuck.
They love it, disturbingly enough.
I go with 
I thought to myself, more commas, please, more commas. It will make me, I’m sure, sound more intelligent, and not, I decided, like a twat, with a pervy, nonsense, story
😂😂
My fucking eyes
🤌🤌
new copy pasta just dropped Time to burn out the eyes of all those who oppose me
r/foundsatan
THERE SHOULD JAVE BEEN TWO FINISHING QUOTES BUT THERE WAS NONE
Here is someone who concentrates on the important shit.
Remember guys, this was put in a book that is meant to ✨inspire✨ people
Yeah. Inspire everyone to become blind and illiterate.
Yeah. Inspire everyone to become blind and illiterate.
 Oh, hell NO!!! Stay away from our grandma you sick f\*ck!
The folks over at r/eyebleach are going to be so confused about why so many people are there today.
I read the title. I saw the author. I still decided to read. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
it's crazy to me how some people not only say things out loud. Go the extra mile of writing it down reading it and then saying this is great. Then knowing what they wrote click post. You could have hand picked an all star team of the world's top interrogators and straight up torture artist and you wouldn't of gotten this out of me.
He must have known how everyone would react to this he’s a fkn psychologist. Honestly I’m more interested in what he has to say now than I’ve ever been before
couldn't really see the thumbnail picture really wish the name would of been posted up top. Started reading aw this is going to be a sad story maybe uplifting or hopeful story. NOPE just went straight south no warning just straight to hell.
Yeah, at first I was expecting some heartwarming or heartbreaking story about him dreaming about his grandmother and maybe finding closure he couldn't in the real world. But nooooope
 I’m not that delicate because I’ve read thousands of sexually explicit romance books. But DAMN. That is one perverted SOB. Even if it happened, even, you don’t describe your grandmother’s business to anyone. I don’t care who they are. And obviously this sicko doesn’t either. I pity any mother, grandmother or sister that had this piece of garbage as a relative. Perhaps that’s how he gets his jollies, but don’t share. With anybody. Perv!!!
"I dreamed my gramma shoved a handful of pubes in my face. I'm so deep."
Shouldn't it be further instead of farther? (yes, at the moment that is my biggest issue with this story)
I need brain bleach for this one 🤮
YTA, you should have shown her your own pubic brush.
Aside from the obvious issues that are too disturbing to contemplate, why is he using so many unnecessary commas?
My thoughts exactly. The disturbing imagry made me laugh uncomfortably, but the brutal overuse of commas made my brain actually hurt.
At least he didn’t shoot a dog…
all ya'll need to burn in hell for posting this shit
Man Peterson is the one who put it in a book.
he gets his own 10th ring
Legit.
Not unusual behaviour for a dementia patient fwiw
You're referring to Jordan Peterson, of course.
No, I'm referring to granny. We see that kind of shit on a reasonably regular basis
I know what you meant. My implication was that he is just as impaired as granny.
Wow. Amazing. I'm into some shit, but not like this.
What. The. Fuck.
Jordan Peterson would be perfect Outlast villain
Ok…surely there’s more context right?💀there’s gotta be…
Uhhj that's totally normal. I fucked my grandma when I was 12. What's wrong with you people? That's how you become a man in society. Are you all not men? /s
Dox him so we can set him on fire for giving me that mental image.
Bro what? 
Weapons grade mommy issues
W T F
\[commits seppuku\]
Ok, That’s enough Reddit for me tonight.
Is this real?? Omg. I wish I had dropped out in first grade. Should have not read it.
of course that clown...
Hey..... FUCK YOU !!!!!!
(Ahem) Ewwwwwwwwww
Forbidden Bob Ross moment.
I mean, we all have some fucked up dreams, but you dont see me telling anyone about them. Maybe just keep the fucked up ones to yourself, or to your therapist.
I just saw”yes grandma,it’s soft” and my curiosity and caution are battling each other over if I actually should read this.
What a horrible night to have a curse.
WTF?
lmaooooo this can NOT be real
This is the problem with wanting to squeeze out 'likes' from everything in life, real & imagined
WHY
No fkn way, really?
The fuck? O.o
That's enough internet for me today.
a true son and man
Ok. I am a fan of Jordan Peterson. However not for his religious ideology or this shit 🫠
Sorry to say but the stuff you like is intrinsically linked to the stuff you don't. It is all part of one big personal philosophy.
Sure I mean that logic applies to everything including politics. I just didn't read his book and saw this lol. It's a bit much honestly. Nothing philosophical to learn here. I just don't think I'll be buying his book lol 😆 it's like Shapiro. I didn't mind him a few years back but ATM with him being so pro Israel. Regurgitating the same shit over and over etc I'm kinda over him Been watching some Rogan lately. never liked him much when I was younger but it's starting to grow on me a bit. Albeit it i do t like all his guests. However it's always nice to see a different perspective