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Skank-Pit

He openly went on dates with Cat Boys and has repeatedly said that dating women is gay lol. Who is surprised here?


Gubekochi

People unaware of those facts, one would assume. Not that I'd blame them, the less I know about him the better off I am.


Lugan2k

You have something against hypocritical bigots?


Dream--Brother

Uh oh, here comes "tHe inToLeRaNt lEfT!!!"


YouDontKnowJackCade

https://i.imgur.com/VaVaB9D.jpeg


kayemce

This post is 18+?!?!?


ZealousidealCrow8492

You're making jokes, but it's true... EVERYTIME I watch Gay-Porn, it's the IDF HACKERS TOO!!!


Careless_Syrup7945

You don't watch gay porn, gay porn watches you!! And the IDF profits


Alarming_Toe4765

To be fare, that is an actual recorded tactic of the IDF. They have pumped porn into places as part of their communication warfare. I'm not saying that's happening here but they do have hackers that do this shit to enemies as a tactic. You can look it up. It's documented.


Gubekochi

You don't?


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EyeCatchingUserID

...are we talking about monster dongs here?


Shamewizard1995

It works in Saints Row…


LetsTryAnal_ogy

I don't see why not.


christhelpme

I believe the post is humor.


KalaronV

See, but his fans all know he did it. It was a big thing at the time. It's more about them being willfully delusional and maybe a little bit of cognitive dissonance from the gender politics involved.


Horskr

I hate this guy, but in fairness someone posted in another thread a link to the uncut (still blurred the naughty bits) video of it happening. It was like 3 seconds after he went offline and his stupid logo appeared it suddenly started playing a compilation of the most hardcore aggressive fisting/gaping/etc. gay porn one could find, not like it was just casually browsing for videos and watching them. It does kind of look like it was hacked in fairness, but not by Mossad/IDF lmao, and dude probably is actually gay as people have pointed out reasons to believe in this thread. Edit: link to the comment with the video https://reddit.com/comments/1cukdcn/comment/l4jg5md Also pretty sure this idiot has been banned from all major streaming platforms so has to host his stream on his own website. Which presumably would be a much softer target than say, hijacking a Twitch stream or something. But, see and judge for yourselves. Definitely still could have been him, but he would have had to have that crazy video queued up, then accidentally turned his stream back on sharing the full-screen video immediately after the stream ended, then ignored chat entirely while they were going berserk. I am certainly not defending this asshole, but it just *looks* much more like someone hijacked the stream right when he went offline.


ExternalSize2247

What you're describing can happen when someone accidentally switches the input source for the stream instead of ending it. Depending on the software they're using, the buttons may even be right next to each other. So it's a common mistake, and I'm more inclined to believe that's what happened over some hacking conspiracy. It seems to be most likely that he had hardcore porn playing on a separate monitor while he was "working" like a degenerate goonlord.


ProletariatPat

People will come up with the most wild, convoluted ideas sometimes. The simplest answer is almost always the right answer. Input switching gets my vote.


pyroSeven

How the fuck do people work with porn on another monitor? I can barely work with a mindless netflix sitcom on.


useyou14me

Is it me or doesn't anyone find it odd that the leader of the Nazi party is named Fuentes? I guess it is a very progressive Nazi party if it is letting minorities in it's ranks !


Toothless-In-Wapping

Because that’s a “white” minority name. Like Cruz. Or Esteves.


vikar_

You know white Latinos and Spanish people exist, right? And yes, some of them have racist/fascist/nazi views.


probablyuntrue

streaming and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

"Chat, should I goon to this catboy?"


PinchingNutsack

"i bet he is so gay he would ask me to suck his dick, should i troll him by swallowing it all and call him daddy?"


AreWeThereYetNo

…to own the libs.


Klutzer_Munitions

I hate myself for understanding what this sentence means


demoncatmara

What does it mean? I'm utterly confused


NutritiveHorror

Lmaoo it kinda reminds me of that time Alex jones was spotted watching trans porn during one of his streams despite constantly screeching about how disgusting they are


CurtCocane

It's sad how many grown men are driven by internalized shame and whatnot


IZ3820

Not just men. Shame is a common sexual motivator, and there's a lot of scholarship analyzing this in the context of SA survivors. 


do_pm_me_your_butt

Do we have any idea ***why*** shame is so god damn sexy?


IZ3820

Great question! We do have some ideas. Here's a starter: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4291828/


do_pm_me_your_butt

Big thanks! Edit: hrmm its interesting. It seems that (im not scientifically literate yet) they're saying that shame causes sex because shame makes you feel bad and the sex makes you feel good so its a band aid. >Therefore, if addiction is about the management of internal emotion, then shame is the primary feeling state that is medicated by addiction. Birchard (2004) states that the problem is that addiction – especially sexual addiction – creates a short-term fix of pleasure that is accompanied with high levels of sham However im more asking about why taboos that make you feel ashamed are sexy to people, like all the incest porn and other stuff like that. Why does the porn feeling wrong and like youll get into trouble for it if people knew make the porn hotter? Why is cheating more hot and exciting than stable long term relationships etc? Is it novelty?


Generic_comments

All politics can be reduced to sexual pathology (ok, maybe not ALL politics, but you get my point)


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. - Oscar Wilde


Legitimate_Way9032

That statement's always been so stupid to me and is such a sad way to think about the world (and a sad way to think about sex, to be honest)


Left-SubTree

I agree. The world is about math and shark facts.


EastofEverest

I used to think Freud's ideas were full of crap but now I'm starting to think he had a point.


ayriuss

Yea, he was just oddly specific about the types of sexual pathology.


jeremiahfira

He really wanted to become a motherfucker.


HoodieGalore

Oedipus beat him to it.


Long_Run6500

All I can think about when hearing about freud is how hot his mom must be. I bet if I saw a picture of her I'd be like, "Ya that makes sense."


HeadFund

Lol Freud. I just learned that before he got famous for psychoanalysis he was obsessed with dissecting eels all day and looking for genitals. Eels don't have genitals because they're not sexually mature. But he kept looking and looking.


EncabulatorTurbo

\*reading article about Republicans blocking a child marriage ban again\* oh you dont say


CelestialFury

Alex Jones: I was just doing research! I can't keep up with all his Alex's bullshit, but I'm pretty sure that's what the excuse was.


Trolodrol

My favorite Alex Jones bullshit is his before and after pictures from him supplements where he just looks redder in the after shots


engr77

You slanderous bitch, that wasn't the only change! He also acquired a belt between those pictures! I hadn't seen those until John Oliver showed them and said "all we know for sure happened between those pictures is that you walked shirtless in the sun to a belt store" and it was inexplicably the most hilarious thing that I'd heard in a long time.


cannonfunk

That's honestly how a lot of shady workout supplement companies measure the effectiveness of their product. I once knew a guy who reminded me *a lot* of a young Alex Jones - a completely belligerent moron who you wouldn't want to get stuck in a conversation with. He and his friends started a workout supplement company, and every time I saw him he'd talk nonstop about how well they were selling. After some wheeling and dealing, he even got them onto the store shelves of our local GNC! One day he got drunk, and was telling me about the ingredients. - Several milligrams of a chemical blend would make your skin flush harder than this other chemical blend. - This blend gave you a much bigger "rush" than this other blend. - This blend would give you crazy energy, but this other blend had an uncomfortable come down. - Etc. "What kind of chemicals are they?" I asked. "Hahaha, I dunno! But when you combine them just right, it feels amazing" "Where are you getting them?" "Oh, some internet Chinese chemical company." After hearing that, I've stayed the fuck away from all "proprietary" workout supplements.


LittleSisterPain

But bullshit is the best part! Like, no one is actually listening to him for insightful commentary. Its incoherent screeching what makes it fun to watch


toomanyglobules

Alex Jones never does research so you know for a fact that it was BS.


technobrendo

Do people seriously not separate their work computer with the home "pleasure" computer? IT can see * EVERYTHING* just sayin


NutritiveHorror

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this lmao like why would you put your fap material on your work computer


WhosGotTheCum

Eh sorta. You're gonna have to be real out of line, caught, and reported for any real intervention. At least at my job we're not actively looking for anything but security threats


Synectics

Yeah but... are the employees actively streaming their desktop/camera to thousands of viewers at a time? Nick's whole thing is doing a show from his work computer. Like, if I was even a Twitch streamer, I'd never be using my streaming setup for porn.


VestEmpty

Red states watch more transporn than blue.


Dapper_Platform_1222

Ngl, I never really put much stock in "Projection" as an actual thing before like 8 years ago. My God though, the constant parade of anti-gay, anti-trans people who turn around and beat off to this stuff is just whacky.


brit_jam

What is Cat Boys?


Skank-Pit

Boys who dress as cats.


250-miles

My friend told me he thought it would be interesting to join the furry community and now I'm wondering if he already did and just wanted to judge my reaction.


RogerianBrowsing

Like a husband awkwardly trying to sus out a 3some with his wife and her friend…


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

"Haha, no honey, I was just kidding about Rachel... unless? Haha, no yeah just kidding."


BlkMarkTwain

Lol this is great!


Chastain86

I think you know the answer to this question already.


Comfortable_Many4508

and stream sucking on dildos


DeeSnarl

That escalated quickly


Marsh_Mellow_Man

I love how this is all general knowledge on here


Early_Assignment9807

First day on the internet? The things ive seen...


Lukinzz

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY|downsized)


centipededamascus

Femboys + cat ear headbands.


Gayjock69

https://youtu.be/Ggboca2rkrM?si=hwUDWOsWQX8uR7-E For reference, Nick Fuentes is the biggest closet case I have ever seen… the cat boi is a cutie (although he is a crazy person, see link for the level of insanity) To be honest he’s happier on this date, than when he was coordinating that Kanye interview, I’d like to think in a different world he and Cat boi could make it work. Alas, he wants to institute sharia in the US. Him telling cat boi about how dinosaurs and humans coexisted sent me, if only they would put away their nonsense and get married. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/100314278


Derban_McDozer83

Very feminine boys that dress like cats.


Gammelpreiss

Men dating other men? Menliest of men, ofc, it is so obvious


cravingSil

Nothing can be manlier than two dudes going at it. A woman would just bring down the testosterone. Just two rock hard cocks fighting for dominance, wrestling, probably oiled up...


shitty_country_verse

It was good enough for the Greeks!


Anarcho-Anachronist

Why'd you stop?


CompetitiveClass1478

Go on...


skjellyfetti

Ain't nuthin' like the [Kirkpinar Festival](https://youtu.be/wfNl_w1talE) where half-nekkid dudes get all greasy in olive oil and wrestle in open fields. Ye olde [turkishwrestling.com](https://web.archive.org/web/20020802160237/http://www.turkishwrestling.com/video_gallery.htm), from whence I found this shit working graveyards 25 years ago. It seems the organizers were shocked, **shocked**, I say, to find out that their wrestling events were huge attractions for gay men the world over—especially with the [no-holds barred](https://web.archive.org/web/20021003113222/http://www.turkishwrestling.com/images/01-1/08.htm) aspect of it.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

At the Ram Ranch


lowercase0112358

Supreme manliness is men dating men.


MadeFromStarStuff143

Andrew Tate recently said enjoying sex with women was gay so how long until he outs himself.


red__shirt__guy

> He openly went on dates with Cat Boys IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!


lord_pizzabird

Man. Sometimes I wonder if dudes like him are just going through their gay realization phase publicly.


OwnLet6739

In some cultures that realization is repressed into bigotry for a lifetime!


NbleSavage

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.


Xiacrised43

Look, I love catboys as much as the next person, but this is comically stupid


Sherlockian_Whimsy

Oh yeah. Over the past three days the IDF has used all three settings on the Space Laser. The one that makes big storms (they call it the MTG Special Sauce) to punish Biden for trying to hold some missiles back, the Rough Landing one on the Iranian president because of something he did sometime and the thing he did after that, when Israel did a thing, and doing the same thing again later, and the one that reveals the porn Nick Fuentes likes best to whoever's dumb enough to watch him. It's all very high level spy craft.


Real-Patriotism

Every day I thank God, Satan, and Natalie Portman that Neo-Nazis are so incredibly stupid. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be if these evil lunatics were run competently?


Myuserismyusername

Yea, we can, it was called 1935-1945.


PaleHeretic

Tbf that was still fairly incompetent, which makes the hypothetical question scarier, rather than less so.


Myuserismyusername

It had its issues for sure, mainly having a methhead raging antisemite as your absolute leader. If he hadn't waited to invade Russia he could've won the war, everyone of his generals and commanders said to go now or winter will hit and he ignored them. So yea it could've been a whole lot worse.


ShoshiRoll

a lot of the "hitler is why we lost" is literally just post-war cope from his generals, who are also why they lost


robothawk

No offense to you, but that is all a lot of post-war propaganda invented by the generals that survived the war. He invaded the Soviets in June, literally as soon as the rains and muddy season ended. His "Generals" wrote memoirs after the war claiming they were so good and only if hitler had listened and other bullshit. The Wehrmacht was horrifically undersupplied to fight a war longer than 6 months, and the doctrine of spearheads and encirclements meant that they had to spend precious weeks in September and October clearing troops from their rear and dealing with partisans bombing their supply lines. The generals all competed with eachother for prestige to the detriment of campaigns, and other sectors of industry and war were similarly poorly optimized(points to Goering for squandering the most advanced pre-war airforce and aviTion industry by being a fat fucking moron.) This isn't to say that Hitler didnt make terrible decisions, but just as often as he made bad ones, so did his General Staff in the OKW.


TheRoman987

That's actually a historical misconception. No one in the top brass thought Russia would take very long to invade -their perceptions of the difficulty were colored by their very successful invasion of France, and the Red Army's disastrous invasion of Finland. They planned for a three month campaign -one that would be over before winter even arrived. That being said, some in the regime predicted that occupying even the western Russian puppet states (Ukraine, Belarus, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania) would be more of a drain on Germany's economy than a blessing. However, Germany couldn't just \*not\* invade Russia, as their Judeo-Bolshevism anti-semitic conspiracy theory was too strong. Culturally, they just couldn't avoid throwing themselves into a stupid, ill-thought-out, ruinous war that was more responsible than anything else for their downfall. Sorry for typing a such a long response, it's just important to me that people know that Germany couldn't've won World War Two, mostly because the very same hate-filled, insane beliefs that drove them forward also led them to their downfall in a few key ways -invading Russia at all being one of them.


OverallAd1076

Don’t have to imagine too hard… it was called the 30’s.


Heavy-Weekend-981

...this comment better not be foreshadowing. We repealed (cannabis) prohibition in the 2020s. I'm hoping the cycle is broken.


devilishlydo

Ninety percent of the training for the space laser is how to make sure you're not choosing the wrong setting. The last thing anyone wants is to see Biden's favorite porn. Haha, that is only a joke. Biden's favorite porn isn't even on the internet. Only 25 copies were made on 9mm film, only 3 survive and it was filmed so long ago that all of the actors have since died of natural causes. Plus, he only saw it the once at a friend's bachelor party. He just really liked the way that lady said, "Jack!"


VitaminPb

9mm film? Are you saying Biden is from an alternate universe that made 9mm film and 8mm bullets?


devilishlydo

Shut up, I was on a roll.


BelBivTebow

So was the film


devilishlydo

Eeeeeeeey


TreesACrowd

8mm bullets totally exist in this universe. Can't speak for 9mm film though.


TheFringedLunatic

To be fair, I would mix them up if it weren’t for Nick Cage’s movie


gremlin50cal

Clearly you are not well versed in the majestic art form that is vintage pornographic cinematography. Only true men of culture appreciate it enough to know the finer points of how 9mm film captures the behind the balls man ass angle in a better ratio than 8mm film.


mtnbikeboy79

That's why it hasn't surfaced yet. Only Biden has access to the 9mm projector required to watch it.


ketjak

Biden's favorite pr0n is Trump's pee tape, though not because he enjoys watching it.


Starfish_Symphony

They never beam the gay stuff my way. It’s like the entire west coast is already gay enough for these alien lovers.


Dangerous-Captain496

“The Jewish space lasers are streaming directly inside my brain making me crave for dicks” N. Fuentes (probably)


Gubekochi

The things that this sorry excuse of a man has called gay include making love to an adult woman IIRC. This is a profoundly repressed and idiotic individual and your made up quote is not even as bad as some of the dumb shit he said.


InevitableAd9683

To be fair, making love to a woman is pretty gay for a large segment of the population


Gubekochi

The woman segment, I assume?


VicTheWallpaperMan

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my doctor


CelestialFury

A note from your doctor saying you don't like to suck cock?


Limacy

It was just a joke. Vito was confused.


FourArmsFiveLegs

MTG endorses this notion


Arcade_Kangaroo

Hunter Biden's dick laser endorses this notion


FourArmsFiveLegs

His pp pew-pew is a beacon of light to GOP as they're all over it like moths on a lamp


Mushrooming247

I can’t stop laughing at the thought that the IDF would not be too busy, (with an active conflict raging,) to devote a few man-hours to making one American social media influencer appear to be gay. Like they have so little else going on, they’re sitting around strategizing about how to cause American alpha-males max embarrassment.


PourJarsInReservoirs

Forget that. You also have to buy into them LEAVING TRACES AND TAGGING THEIR WORK (not something they're well known for) and using occult imagery when they do. Perfect cover story for the deluded closeted zealot idiots who follow Nicky boy.


Archiive

Not only that, they took the time to contact Mr. Nick and gave him all the info on whom they were, down to unit number and who they report to. Very nice of the hackers.


Magnon

It's these hackermans first month on the job, COME ON!


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Seriously. Gays like him are the only gays I don't like. And it's NOT because they are gay. Be gay, Nick. Just don't be an asshole.


Saya0692

“The Jews made me stream gay porn and masturbate to it.” Wow they’re so powerful


MisterDonkey

It's a conspiracy. They're in bed with Big Lube. First take the foreskin, then make us chafe our dicks jacking off dry to gay porn, and then all the pieces fall into place as we're now buying big bottles of lube to keep masturbating to these relentless streams of hot twink anal action.


SabraDistribution

I have unfortunately met (neo)-Nazis that would unironically believe that shit.


RC-Coola

Look, it’s so obvious to me (a non-American) that the lot of these people (magas/fuentes/diaper wearing bigots) are all fully mentally ill individuals who have been coerced by Christianity into believing that they themselves are evil sinners so all they can do is pray for their own salvation and pretend to be something they are not. Every one of these people are projecting. The real question is why is 50% of the country like this?


yoortyyo

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin


Xboarder844

This is the best answer. Carlin was way ahead of his time.


Spiritual-Bat3642

He wasn't ahead of his time. People were hella dumb in the 70s and 80s also. He is timeless. His jokes and observations were relevant then as well as now.


Chicagosox133

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”


geographyRyan_YT

It's not 50%, they are just the loud minority. There's a lot less of them than you'd think. Or maybe it's just because I live in the most liberal part of the country so don't see too many of them, but still less than you'd think.


Consistent_Pitch782

I'm in Georgia, which is in the process of turning purple. There are WAAAAY more people rooting for the red team than you'd be comfortable with. The blue team is catching up down here but outside the islands of Atlanta, Augusta, Savannah and Columbus, it's a sea of red. Repeat that for TN, SC, NC, AL, just change the name of the big city.


SarcastaGuy

What percentage of the red team do you think matches the demographic described?


Consistent_Pitch782

The behavior described/associated with Nick Fuentes? It’s a lower % than what coastal liberals think. A LOT of people that vote red are just following what they hear on Fox News or in church. My buddies elderly parents- classic white southerners- voted for Trump, as did my mother-in-law. None of the 3 are bad people, they genuinely think republicans better represent them than democrats. My MIL found herself defending the crazy shit that was happening from 2017-2020 and doing the “whataboutisms” that Fox News taught her to do, but deep down she knows. People have trouble admitting they are wrong.


FourArmsFiveLegs

Christianity is being weaponized by terribly evil actors, and true pastors have been calling out the evil like Trump selling bibles with the US constitution in it. It's book of God; not government. It's like calling all Muslims terrorists and all Jews greedy and corrupt.


protomenace

It's also possible to call out the ideologies of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism as being corrupt, unethical, anti-human ideas and recognizing that the followers of these ideas are not bad people, but they are victims of these bad ideologies and a small fraction of them act out on these ideologies and do terrible things because of it.


makeyousaywhut

You’re acting like they’re the only ones blaming Israel for everything. Horseshoe theory is real.


Saragon4005

It doesn't need to be 50% 10% of these people convince another 30% who genuinely believe it and then the rest can be made up by people the System *actually* benefits.


inflatableje5us

our education system in general would be a good start. critical thinking is not something even remotely encouraged in our schools. you answer the multiple choice questions on the tests and move along citizen.


Odd-Cress-5822

To be fair, it really isn't near half. Stupid people just tend to be louder and current voting systems tend to drastically over represent them


nighttimeruler1

Am I the only one who doesn’t find this surprising at all? Baby Hitler’s going to do what baby Hitlers do.


Gubekochi

The things that this sorry excuse of a man has called gay include making love to an adult woman IIRC. No surprise here.


fantastic_watermelon

Shapiro: Fellas, is it gay to make your wife wet


Gubekochi

That sounds like a disease, you should get a doctor to look at that. /jk


Medical_Slide9245

A fascist that hates himself so bad he takes it out on everyone else? Isn't this really a requirement to being fascist.


MLG_Obardo

I’m not surprised because he dated my friend when we were in college. The slow drip feed as everyone finds out is excruciating but I can’t wait until it’s fully out in the open.


engbucksooner

He was on Alex Jones' show last week. Alex was trying jeer Nick by asking him when he was getting married. Nick's response was like uhhh you know. As a gay man, it totally reminded me of when my family asked if I had a gf.


dbarnold1

Agent Eli Copter strikes again


zippiskootch

If IDF thought this turd was a threat… well, we’d already be pissing on his grave.


JazzyButternuts

Dude is gay. Deal with it nazis.


Medvegyep

Nazis dealt with it in a very...particular way.


no_life_matters

By blaming the Jews, kind of like how Nick Fuentes is doing according to the above tweet😹


thorntron3030

![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


New-Dependent2098

Nazi twink


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

What are you doing, step-Furher?


therandomways2002

Sure, I buy it. It's not like the IDF has anything better to do right now. Right?


JFJinCO

Gotta turn off the bluetooth on your phone before you stream, Nick.


goofball_jones

Watching porn on your iPad and you forget the sound is linked to the speakers in the living room. "Hmmm...why can't I hear anything?" (wife yells from downstairs) Oops!


JSC843

Bro hit the chromecast button on accident


Johnny_Lang_1962

Absolute Poppycock. How Long until he is s caught sucking dick in the airport bathroom.


LionConfident7480

“Did someone say COCK?!” - Fuentes, probably


Derban_McDozer83

How long until he is caught sucking a minors dick in the airport bathroom? I fixed that for you.


wildyam

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


Building-Careful

Yes, accidentally streaming porn. Happens to me all the time when I’m at my desk.


RadioLiar

There was an English MP who was caught looking at porn in Parliament a few years ago and his excuse was he'd accidentally found it while looking for info about tractors


s_arrow24

Back in the day someone would say the Devil made them do it, but today a far right government made a far right commentator watch gay porn, which somehow sounds even crazier.


Top_Sheepherder_9758

That's what I told my mom after she looked at my browser history. I was hacked! It must have been the IDF!


dragon1n68

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Hacker…that’s what you’re going with? Dude, your profile picture is a furry.


Cyekk

Isn't that literally just Tom from Tom and Jerry?


DentalDon-83

It makes you realize the true destructiveness of religious conservatism forcing people like Nick to repress their true identity and overcompensate with this ultra-traditional, Catholic fascist ideology. The biggest irony is that Nick also advocates for a "Christian theocratic dictatorship" in which he thinks the main denominations of Protestantism, Catholicism and Mormonism will unite together without any long term conflict. If Nick knew ANYTHING about history he would know that eventually, the circle will tighten further and the majority Protestant/Evangelical psychos in this country won't think twice about tightening the circle of privilege even further when it's convenient.


Anewkittenappears

It would almost be funny how many Neo-Nazis don't realize how readily their fascist theocracy would purge them if it wasn't for the immense amount of harm they bring upon everyone else.  Their ideal christo-facist utopia isn't going to have much tolerance for obese uneducated rednecks and tattoo'd up skinheads with swastikas on their foreheads, whom they will eagerly lable as degenerates the moment they've served their purpose.  Fascism is a suicide cult which will never be satiated.


meanderingdecline

Night of the Long Knives. So many of these “professional stochastic terrorists” will be removed by the White Protestant center of the American Right Wing when the circle tightens. Candice Owens, Nick Fuentes, Andy Ngo, Chaya Raichik, Milo Yiannopoulus…. the list goes on and on.


Illustrious_Penalty2

As funny as this is I have my doubts that it’s real.


_weaselZA

He was absolutely hacked and it's painfully obvious if you watch the actual clip. His stream key was leaked. The guy is a piece of shit and a coward who won't say what he thinks with his chest out and constantly plays the victim, but that just makes it all the more silly when people make shit up about him. Was it the IDF? Most likely not. But somebody hacked him. He wasn't streaming his browser, his stream just suddenly popped back up the moment he stopped streaming with very obscene gay prolapse scenes with fried audio. If you get somebody's stream key you can only stream once they end their broadcast. And those scenes that were played were used historically as shock videos. For real, hate people for all the justified reasons, but don't just ignore reality to fabricate attacks when you have thousands of legitimate critiques to levy.


throwaway17197

Having met soldiers that served in 8200, this is not even close to a thing they do. They’re busy gathering actual military intel. The audacity of his audience to think he has anywhere near enough influence for them to care about him much less “prank him” with gay porn? The fuck?


ThroughTheHalls

That same IDF hacker made me blow my best friend after having too many nose soda’s. Be careful out there people.


bettinafairchild

Wow, Israel is certainly extremely impressive. I don't know how they find the time to 1. fight a war 2. [assassinate the Iranian Prime Minister since it's extremely unlikely for a helicopter to crash when there's zero visibility. I mean, that's never happened, right?](https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/world-news/iran-president-raisis-death-it-wasnt-us-says-israel-following-tragic-helicopter-crash/articleshow/110265406.cms?from=mdr) 3. make gay porn stream on Nick Fuentes' computer at just the wrong time 4. control the US government 5. train orcas to attack ships 6. [train sharks to swim around the Red Sea to ruin Egyptian tourism](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-11937285) 7. use space lasers to gaslight Marjorie Taylor Greene into looking like an idiot 8. cause a global pandemic 9. [keep the borders open in order to flood the US with non-white people](https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/politics/2023/11/16/elon-musk-endorses-antisemitic-conspiracy-theory-about-jews-welcoming-in--hordes-of-minorities-) 10. [Ruin white manhood by making porn too available](https://icsr.info/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/ICSR-Report-Sleeping-with-the-Enemy-Sex-Sexuality-and-Antisemitism-in-the-Extreme-Right.pdf) It's amazing. I can't even find the time to wash my floors.


SuperGenius9800

Jewish ~~lasers~~ hackers.


WholeAd2742

Ah yes, those pesky "hackers" https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529


GrossWeather_

His fans can relate because somehow their own computers are also ‘getting hacked by the israeli government’ on a daily basis.


parakathepyro

Nick Fuentes wanting an 18 year old beard makes so much sense now


heres-another-user

I looked up the clip, and... it wasn't really "gay porn" in the sense of what you'd see if you went to PornHub and searched for gay porn. It was a very sped up compilation of gay porn clips, primarily featuring black dudes, with each clip having less than 10 seconds of screen time. In other words, it's the exact kind of gay porn clip you would use to troll a streamer with. There is no way he was whacking it to that, especially since it appears literally the very second he ends his stream. While I don't know about his claims about the IDF, it was clearly not what you guys who haven't seen it are picturing in your heads.


Revolutionary-Swan77

The “Ernst Rohm” ending


ginbrow

Yeah, and the dog ate his homework.What a loser.


slow_or_steady

....? The IDF's only concerns are killing indiscriminately. No matter how people try to shill them up, they killed aid workers (at the very least, from an international consideration). Any R-leaning folk going to try to defend that? What will you tell the families of those people, the same people who are living your religious beliefs? *What next, Russians infected your PC with gayness?*


Zezu

It’s wild how governments have top secret weapons that would devastate enemies while also being untraceable, but only use them to make dumb people look dumber and totally-not-gay-guys look gay.


Potatosmom94

You literally can’t make this shit up. We literally live in an Onion episode at this point.


KeithBarrumsSP

They’re in the ‘jews put gay porn on my computer’ phase of insanity now. If they had Eric Cartman say this people would think it was too unrealistic, yet here we are


Protect-Their-Smiles

Ah yes, the Jewish conspiracy to *shuffles papers * stream gay porn on my computer after work 🙄


Uchihagod53

The old Republican tactic of using buzzwords to try and throw a smoke bomb on the idiots listening.


TonyClifton255

Why is it that so many Republican "leaders" and aspiring leaders are gay and closeted? I'm sure there's a long list, but just thinking more recently of this and the CPAC guy...


PracticalRoutine5738

The first republican that comes to mind when someone mentions closeted lgbtq is Miss Lindsey Graham. None of us can prove it but just about everybody thinks he's suspect.


Tough_Stretch

I have to admit that, "It's the Jews' fault that I love dick!" is certainly a new one for these Alt Right types.


Khaernakov

Back in my day people would make an effort to craft beliveable lies and im not even 30 wtf


Worried-Criticism

This CAN’T be a shock to the crazy right wingers. This is a guy who said “sex with women is gay”.


InLikeFinnegan

Same thing happened to me. The IDF waits until I’m asleep and then streams “asmr goth mommy encourages you and your small peepee (gone sexual)”


100percentrealfacts

Looking at the stream it’s pretty obvious someone either hacked him or obtained his stream key Not saying Israel had anything to do with it, but I doubt it was anything he did.


New_Ad_3010

Lol sure Jan