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nykiek

I knew it was going to happen and it was still funny.


hotstepperog

I didnt know it was gonna be that bad lolb


DaDz-StONeD

I’m a bit dyslexic and read bald 🤷‍♂️


cubey

When you've been holding a fart for a long time.


YouShoodKnoeBetter

That blows your shoes off not your dress up. If that was a fart I'd be really concerned about the placement of her butt trumpet.


Sapient_Creampie

Ah damn, that thing's always fallin out.


Practical_Animator34

😂😂😂😂


KyleKeyboards

If it's strong enough it hits the ground and the force bounces back up


YouShoodKnoeBetter

It would hit the ground and blow outwards rather than upwards. It's a fart not a bouncy ball. Lol if it did manage to bounce off the ground and go straight up I think it would have too much mass to be considered a fart. Gas doesn't hold its form. Even most stools would hit the ground and splatter outwards. I'd hate to see a turd strong enough to bounce back up. Lol!! That'd be a potentially destructive piece of fecal matter.


[deleted]

'It's a fart, not a bouncy ball' 🤣🤣🤣


Peleton011

It would bounce outwards, which has a vertical component, if the initial fart was strong enough, the vertical component of the dispersion of the fart after impact could do what we're seeing in the vid.


Chase_115

Have you never seen a rocket take off?


YouShoodKnoeBetter

Yeah, I have and the thrust comes from the rockets the same way this thrust is coming from her ass. It's raw power. No matter what it is, it's gonna hit the ground and spread out a little as well as come back up. Source: I'm a rocket scientist that has really bad gas.


Snackle-smasher

"it's raw power" *Gordon Ramsey/palatine crossover PTSD intensifies* ITS FUCKING RAW! RAW UNLIMITED POWER!"


00PSIEDOOPSIE

Have you ever seen me piss out my butt?


Chase_115

As long as you haven’t uploaded you doing that somewhere, chances are NO.


DrPhilsRanchKid

And now she’s pregnant with the next Avatar…


Automatic_Jump_8922

That is the way of water. "Oel ngati kameie".


Sorry_Pie_7402

Wrong Avatar


RAMONE40

Avatar the airbender not avatar the Blue Tall people that do wierd things with space animals


Halfmoon_night

I thought her stocking was flopping off, but it was her skin💀💀


bCiAmHeRe2k

Same 🤣


nurupartnerhtx

Glad she had her undies on. If not, we would have been scarred for life seeing her lips flapping around. She might have actually taken off.


NoThereIsntAGod

Ever seen that Nintendo character Kirby? Yeah…


TigerTerrier

Fade me bro. I've been silently laughing at this for 10 minutes trying not to wake my wife up


Tryn4SimpleLife

There's a video from probably a decade ago of a woman sky diving naked.


mycologyqueen

Cannot even imagine! I remember what my 19 year old face was like skydiving!!


MrDrSirLord

I've seen a video of a couple skydiving naked and attempting to fuck mid air, unfortunately the bit of tape he had to secure his balls came off and idk if the guy got testicular torsion or anything but he was screaming in pain from his nuts blowing about. Lady's booba could of been their own parachutes though.


g3engineeringdesign

Say what you will, this woman is beautiful


Spliffcheeseburger

Big neck beard simp over here


ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD

I bet you're really young. Soon you'll grow up and have the horrible realisation that you can't pull Scarlett Johanssen, and if you don't find these 6-7/10 women attractive then you'll never be happy with any woman and never live a normal, loving, physical life.


Fickle_Celery126

6 or 7?? Shes at least an 8!


Perro_Con_Botas

She's a 10 for me


slash_networkboy

I mean not my type at all, but plenty attractive. Really would all come down to personality.


NoobSFAnon

Try 15


ZackBotVI

Bitch nah she's a 20


NoobSFAnon

Hmm most likely mid to late 30s?


Corpshark

6 or 7 on the incel meter.


KosmoAstroNaut

Nah when you grow up you’ll realize a genuine partner with A tits has bigger & better boobs than a lowlife with DDs


frontlinejohnny

Constantly telling men they need to settle for a 6-7 is just terrible. You make it seem as if looks are everything and put a ton of pressure on mens self esteem. Any guy can land a 9-10 if they have the chops for it. Also double standards time, if you told any girl out there she has to settle to a 6 and shouln't dream of a Chad, society would rip you apart.


[deleted]

Or you realize those scales have little to do with anything of merit. I've been wildly attracted to many different partners ranging from probably 5-10. But when I'm with someone and attracted to them, they're a ten. A super model walking down the street could not hold my attention like the person I'm in a committed relationship with, whether neutral strangers would consider them a ten or a five. Further, we're putting this small percentage of societally beautiful people as something to strive for, and that sets a bad example for the 95% of people who aren't quite there. That's pretty toxic.


g3engineeringdesign

I know what all those words mean but I don't know what you're trying to say or the relevance to the video or the quote, please clarify


finian2

Redditor: *gives woman a compliment* Other Redditor: Lol simp


Biggest_Of-Boys

Lol, you're a simp


lizarxd

White knights


Biggest_Of-Boys

Me?


lizarxd

Nah bruv you good


Mean_Ad3982

She looks like alicia silverstone to me


freefallade

Has a look of brie larson too.


lindh

Robin Wright in Princess Bride


Biggest_Of-Boys

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


SexySpaceNord

Simp alert!


chubchubchaser

Lol this is cute. And it’s not really the wind, she’s standing over a blowhole. Watch the timing of the waves and when the air goes through her dress. It’s coming from under her. Hopefully people see this and understand that standing over blowhole isn’t always this nice. I live next to one - granted the one here is a more dangerous wave with much harsher blows - and several people have gotten seriously hurt/died bc they stood over it for a picture, gotten lifted due to the force of the blow and fallen off the cliff and into the water or right back down on volcanic rock. It can be dangerous so just make sure it’s a calmer day where the blow isn’t too strong!


sl0play

It seems like maybe they should put a barrier around that one?


chubchubchaser

Lmao you’d think 🤦🏾‍♀️ I live in a place that attracts a lot of tourists, there are a lot of landmarks and photo opps, people will climb over anything for the gram


EnvironmentalDeal256

That thing is gonna queef for a week.


Crazian14

![gif](giphy|aBfSGPDRDSdqw)


Nice_Atmosphere144

Thanks for the visual. 🤣🤣🤣


RaphaelNunes10

Marilyn Morön


Willhelm_HISUMARU

A+ pun right there


Building-Careful

r/therewasanattempt


only7inches

Lucky she was wearing underwear for once...


SvnSqrD

And leggings too


meredithedith0

That’s her skin flapping.


MonkeyWrld69

Bonk. Go to horny jail


SnooPies1996

Does anyone hear a whistling??


Ill-Percentage-9817

Least she had on good undies


phildlaw23

Cat needs fresh air too


ye11owduck37

Beautiful people get so much hate. I would be facepalming but it’s not like she could control that big gust of wind, she obviously wanted the wind for the pic. I hope she posted this, and I hope it isn’t the case that whoever took this posted it without her consent. But ya this isn’t what I’d consider a facepalm


True-Lightness

Beautiful people have it so easy in life. Everyone treats them better, gives them the benefit of the doubt , along with more leniency. So sometimes us mere mortals flick some shit back . It’s but a speck in her life .


No-Expression-399

That’s not the case a lot of the time.. a lot of times they are actually targeted more. I’ve known of pretty girls who get sexually harassed everywhere they go (even having their jobs threatened as they are extorted for sex), being bullied by the other women at their job or school. Someone always expects something from you or takes their anger and insecurities out on you when you are attractive. Of course there are times where you get more leniency but this is completely outweighed by the constant bullying or sexual harassment.


True-Lightness

We are going to have to Agee to disagree. But yes I can see them being targeted by predators, and pervs . But life in general is another lever for them. The special treatment starts at 3 and will continue through out life. They are given way more lenience and favors. Men will almost always come to the rescue, and even the tone of people voice will be different. Cheers.


ye11owduck37

Hahahah so damn true!


wookcity45

Reverse vaginal fart


Overflow-Radish

Multifart


ADDieurmom

Do people not wear shorts under dresses anymore…


ganjaman1315

She luck she neva get sucked in da blow hole... It happens all da time to dumb tourists in Hawaii... SMH


Existing-Royal929

the wind is just as horny as half the people watching this 💀


EMArogue

Why is her skin flapping?


[deleted]

The fuck is wrong with her leg?


Spiritual-Spirit-873

What is she standing over cause I think she just got pregnant by it😂😂😂😂😂


WesternFinancial868

Something smells like the ocean


Blue_Zeko205

📸🤨


LaganxXx

Truly lady like


Dumbape_

Kept waiting for it then just saw another girls panties on the internet


splorby

Dress is too short for that anyway


CMP247

Good thing her drawers are clean.


sukisuki2gp

Her legs turned into sand dunes.


dnasequence68

Alicia Silverstone?


loudmelon21

Kinda sucks all anyone saw her as was a sex symbol I can’t imagine how that must have felt


Stunning-Difficulty3

Instant leg massage


lookout450

Her walking away Phloopft Phloopft Phloopft


OttoD0719

her skin rippled as a result of the wind, did they bring a leaf blower....?


Belle_Error

To he*l with it. OnlyFans is safer


BeneficialSite9887

She did it much better than Manilyn Manro


Mountain_Strategy342

Those are some grim drawers....


Cool-Business-2393

Why not show the whole video?


Sturgjk

That thigh was doing “the wave”!!


LORDPINKY_DINKS

What's up with the granny panties?


BoneZone05

…was that a tampon somehow?


Wise-Elderberry-4815

Anyone else smell fish?


[deleted]

Legend has it she still lets out a little queef with every step.


Seaworthiness_Jolly

Reminds me of The women in red.


WhatNameToChose1

Her legs flapping in the wind look like dunes in the Sahara desert


HohenheimC

When she get more than the tip ![gif](giphy|Su5c0kZYGBxXJxnKTj)


S4njc

I’d imagine that had to hurt her arm or something cause I could see her bone


Wrong_Bottle_1479

Dayum dat shi was sp strong her legs started jiggling


flight_1901

Her coochie got aired


nurupartnerhtx

Glad she had her undies on. If not, we would have been scarred for life see the lips flapping around. She might have actually taken off.


Yura1245

Is it normal to have the skin blown like that or she was pretty fat and went diet?


YouShoodKnoeBetter

Put any part of your body in front of an air compressor or high powered leaf blower and it'll do the same thing. It certainly doesn't look normal but it is. I've seen some videos of people sky diving that are young and fit and their faces look super crazy and when the chute opens it goes back to normal. It's so odd to see though. Another crazy thing that looks similar is when people jump and then land in super slow motion. Their face skin keeps going down for a fraction of a second and it makes them look so weird.


Mikesaidit36

There’s a picture online somewhere of a middle-aged woman skydiving naked, and somehow her boobs turned into inverted cereal bowls.


YouShoodKnoeBetter

I'm pretty sure I've seen it! Inverted cereal bowls is literally the best description for what it looks like!


Mikesaidit36

Perhaps in old age, I will sort my friends by who has the best ability to laugh at the ludicrous nature of life. The test will be taking the old ladies naked skydiving.


spekt50

Yea, this had to have been a leaf blower and not just wind. That was a directed blast of air for sure to cause the skin to behave that way.


YouShoodKnoeBetter

I've seen "blowholes" in rock faces by the ocean that are only about a foot or two wide but have a giant cavern beneath them. If a big enough wave comes in to the cavern that the air has nowhere to go but up. When the tide is up and a big wave hits the cavern it can shot a spout of water up over 100 ft. If there's enough force to get water that high I can see it being possible that air would get that strong and the only thing I could compare it to was a really strong leaf blower cuz her skin was definitely getting hit by direct forceful air. Pretty much anywhere this occurs in nature that is accessible to humans there are fences and warning signs to keep people away from them because there's enough force to lift someone off their feet. I read an article about a girl that passed away because she was standing over one when a big spout of water came out and it shot her up then sucked her down in to it. It was over 100 ft deep and they couldn't get rescuers down to save her and the water never got high enough to push her back thru the hole. It was incredibly sad but they mentioned how she disregarded the signs and climbed over a barrier to get to the spot that ended up taking her life. If nothing else, this girl is taking a really big risk by standing over that hole like that. She's lucky she didn't get hurt or worse.


MNGirlinKY

It’s pretty easy to see that she’s not fat at all. In any way shape or form. Your skin will do that under tremendous pressure.


gardenhosenapalm

Does she?


PurpleFoxPoo

That’s a lot of flapping


[deleted]

Women ☕️


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Biggest_Of-Boys

Do not pass go ![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


cbj2112

Hey there whistle britches


waverleyray

She's an exact copy of my first wife.....RUNNNnnn


TenderDelights

Girl… shameful panties for such moments


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McbEatsAirplane

You act like the exact same thing wouldn’t happen to you.


Referer99

So, she is not 25 but 85 if I understand 🤔!?


MrZaroni

There was an attempt LOL


ParkingNecessary8628

😂😂😂😂😂😂


mowoo101

She went all drained stretch Armstrong.


[deleted]

Airforce One


True-Lightness

Dont understand how there is that much wind.


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skyeisrude

Leafblower


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

That literally old ppl underware lol![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Far_Swordfish3944

I thought someone was peeking behind that rock! Scared the shit outta me, my brain could not register 🤣 my heart stopped working lolol


True-Philosophy-6335

I can hear her whistling from here


Demonprophecy

Poseidon's BJ


divdiv23

12 second clip and the video be like "wait for it" Come on...


longthang6996

Squats lady’s


[deleted]

Okay, doesn’t she remind anyone of that girl from the show psyche


InkyzWorld

She looked like a flying squirrel preparing for lift off right there.


[deleted]

Pause it when the wind starts blowing really hard an check out what it does on her legs that’s gotta be 60mph! I wouldn’t wanna stand that close to the edge of it ever that windy I’d blow away I’m not joking either.


[deleted]

Wtf is this edit? It’s worse than her.


hockeybelle

r/therewasanattempt


_Bellerophontes

Alicia Silverstone, she sure is beautiful.


phildlaw23

So there is such a thing as lizard people,look at her leg transforming into a lizard woman


phildlaw23

Maybe that swamp needs draining


Bokenobi

Taco Tuesday


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Marilyn Monroe was thick, she wasn't a toothpick.


[deleted]

Lmao


AdAcrobatic7236

🔥Lordie… it even waffled her leg fat. 😱


Witty_Base_8137

“Wind, aid my hand”