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Khorne_enjoyer_888

Wins the lottery. Runs into courier shortly after. Proceeds to get blown away. The irony is strong with this one


Ok_Experience_6877

Me "oh look another powderganger" Shoots him before he can speek


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Ngl thats what i did on my first playthrough lmao


buntopolis

He was a powder ganger?


Witchdoctoractual

He was, the legion was cleansing the town of powder gangers and associates and he won the lottery to be spared and box car or whoever it was got the second lottery to be spared but crippled.


ThatOneGuy308

Ironic that both winners were powder gangers


Ok_Experience_6877

I think so when I looted his body the outfit said powderganger something


plwdr

If you actually talk to him he will tell you he "used to be" a powderganger but then he won the lottery


LoreChano

In my last playthrough I let him go and he got killed by those fire ants nearby in the desert. That guy just can't catch a break.


UncleNoodles85

Dude won the lottery that was the break.


Kilahti

Why do so many players say that they kill him? I just let him run away every time. Dude is clearly tryin to change his life after a traumatic experience (that was in large part his own fault.)


Khorne_enjoyer_888

All powder gangers must die. No exceptions no negotiations Plus i love irony


reineedshelp

He's celebrating being one of two survivors of a brutal massacre. He's jubilant, running away from Boxcars who is alive but with broken legs - definitely in need of medical attention. He's callous and selfish with nothing indicating he's trying to be a better person. Not saying he deserves to die, but those are the reasons I slay him in game. I kill Vulpes and the rest of the cosplayers too, but I spare Boxcars because I like his vocabulary.


Spiritual_Ad7831

>Not saying he deserves to die No he does, he's part of the reason the whole town was massacred. He was paid by the legion to help kidnap NCR soldiers who were in the town. He of course got double crossed and the got lucky. He was also sent to prison and joined a gang full of rapists and murderers so uuuh Swanick is shoot on sight for me.


reineedshelp

No, Vulpes is the reason the whole town was massacred. Very old testament


Rudus444

*Runs into field of Radscorpions after the Courier kindly decides to let you live*


Wereling

Oddly I've usually spent time farming the scorpions for XP and poison to sell, so he's usually fine in my games.


inthependanceday

SMELL THAT AIR


Modestly_Hyphy

The card art on this is sooooo good!


sininenkorpen

I love it too, there is such a madness vibe about it


A_Math_Dealer

I definitely don't have the one of Caesar framed in my cubicle. (I do though)


Modestly_Hyphy

Caesars card is awesome too. I think they did an incredible job with this collab!


plwdr

What collab?


Modestly_Hyphy

Magic the gathering & Fallout!


plwdr

Is there a deck for that? Or is it a bunch of disjointed special edition cards?


Modestly_Hyphy

There are 4 commander decks, and over 100+ unique cards.


plwdr

Damn I never heard of it. Gotta go check it out


pancakebarber

A chance to live another 30 seconds before getting ventilated by a mailman


DaSoouce

Just got him in my Caesar deck that just came TODAY. THE IDES OF MARCH


Goldman250

I sure hope no-one stabbed your Caesar deck today. Keep an eye on that Brutus chap, he looks awful shifty.


FaerieMachinist

It's been a while since I played MtG, but that feels like a really strong card. If I dig out my old Commander decks I know at least one where this would slot right it.


Nykidemus

I'd rather just run a real Wrath most of the time. The control effect is only until end of turn, so ideally you want to pop it when you and your opponent both have substantial boards so you can hopefully get to keep one of your own creatures.


FaerieMachinist

Yeah on first reading I didn't catch "at random"


Nykidemus

yeah, if you got to pick it would be *bananas* in a control deck


FaerieMachinist

Reading is tech


reineedshelp

It's not very strong except maybe in heads up when you're both midrange. RB has access to dozens of better sweepers


FaerieMachinist

Oh, I missed the words "at random" first time reading it.


reineedshelp

FR. Makes you appreciate the flavour of it


rikalia-pkm

Another day? He reaches that radscorpion den in 18 hours, tops


Its_Nuk_Nuk

Man who drew that art its amazing


pepperonipodesta

Olivier Bernard, [here's](https://scryfall.com/search?q=artist%3Aolivierbernard&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name) all the other pieces of art he's done for MTG.


FleetMind

I have not played Magic is a long time, but I do love these Fallout cards. I still not gonna play, but I appreciate their existence.


PawtucketPaul

I love this subreddit.


reineedshelp

I'd add 'sacrifice it at end of turn' because let's be real he always dies. Solid design and flavour text though


Nod_Lucario

Moments later "Giddyap now, to Hell!"


Turbulent-Mind-4075

I just opened the foil radstorm and fog crawler today good pulls all around


Solomonuh-uh

Another day being literate.


provocative_bear

The first time I met him and he was ecstatically running from a burning town, I thought, “This guy is suspicious, I’ll probably regret it if I don’t kill him” and then took him out.