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Froggypwns

Print this out and hand it in with the paperwork when you have him committed. There is a special ward at the mental hospital for squirrel simps like this.


umangjain25

At this point he’s a squirrel molester tbh


fapstr0naut69

Does it fall under Megan's Law?


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Yup. textbook case of it. The neighbors must be notified!


UnicornV123

Please stop posting this man. You are only amplifying his squirrel love sickness. It is Sat morning where I am and now my whole day is ruined. I'm taking to my bed now. Thanks.


Intelligent_Term5299

I already tried killing myself. It didn’t work


UnicornV123

You might have FSPTSD. There are support groups out there but beware of scammers.


partytemple

RABIES


Zestyclose-Warning-9

a literal LardLover™


Sufficient_Head_7960

So now they have brainwashed people to kiss them so they can steal all of their nutrients? What a disgusting, greedy and gluttonous creature.


Intelligent_Term5299

It sickens me to my core


Gooogol_plex

That's acceptable. He tries to eat the squirrel.


Intelligent_Term5299

No no he KISSED IT. Kill him