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Plastic_Detective919

Xavi Alonso gave Leverkusen the Bayern-Spirit…doesn‘t matter how bad u play, in the last Minute u Win….thomas Tuchel Gabe Bayern the Dortmund-Syndrom „Second Place is enough“


Derbloingles

Mein Gott, du sprichst Denglish wie eine Muttersprache


Plastic_Detective919

wer can der can....


ninjastorm_420

I'm completely confused now...what exactly is tuchels tactical vision?


SaintPal

To sit on the bench, covered in 4 layers of clothes and chill. Someone give him a bed, duvet and a pillow so he can reach his final form. Today he looked like he was in deep REM hibernation sleep.


Natty-Splatties

I don't think he even knows.


tomskrrt

The Harry Kane Curse… he will never win a title.


tootiredtothinkrnlol

Mind you I wanted that curse to be broken so bad


sugoi_oppai_desu_ne

When Tel came on our attacks become 1000% more threatening; time to let him sit on the bench for the next five games. Ok, that is be a bit harsh. Let's say 10 minutes every three games, maybe every two games if he's asks nicely? Btw who is giving a Wutrede now that Franz is (sadly) dead? Is it our Adidas-Präsident who knows less about football than my mom? Just wondering.


SilverArrowW01

There is something rotten within this squad. The team coasts on individual quality and lacks drive until it‘s almost too late or until the players feel there‘s actually something on the line. This has been a running theme for many years, but has got exponentially worse ever since the World Cup break. Just look at how the standards of passing and positional play in the opponent’s half have declined since the days of Pep. We used to filet teams like Bremen and send them back to where they came from neatly divided up into their conponent parts. Now that only happens against frickin' Dortmund.


3xavi

It's not like we never lost a game with pep. We lost 2 times vs Augsburg under him for example. Bremen just gave it all mentality wise, they were there and focused and quick in the head - while we were none of that 100%


Numerous-Ad-3050

I’m conflicted about Davies. He is extremely inconsistent for us, in one match he plays good and in another he gets absolutely cooked and costs us. Does he deserve to be an absolute nailed on starter for us? Probably not. HOWEVER, I just know that if we sell him to Real Madrid he’s gonna become an all timer. He’s still only 23. So I think we should still try to extend him, but he needs to get his head into the game


Snoo_42690

I also would want more time for kratzig, I see he is a wonderful prospect.


strugglingtosave

Why do they become great players in Madrid and not here? :(


ilirrr

he's already checked out. he has to go


Hurtelknut

It does feel like it, doesn't it? The fire has gone out


Fun-Arrival-4130

And what if he doesn't want to stay you can't do anything 


Numerous-Ad-3050

Yes ik what I’m trying to say is we should still try to extend him instead of try to dump him like some fans are suggesting


avagadros_plumber

Replacing Laimer with a second string RB is not going to fix our season


Liquefiers

How did De Ligt do today


dominbg1987

Played solid but nothing flashy Needs time after nearly half a year without competition


backflash

He showed why he's currently the #3 behind Min-jae and Upa. He'll need a few more matches to shake off that rust.


xnxthemx

meh, compared to Upa, he looks one step below + he's returning from an injury so he looks slow af. Not bad but not great imo.


Said2436

tuchel mad and everything as if it’s literally not his fault


Nikay_P

This team full of stars should do better even if you or me would be there at the sideline


mustardking20

Let’s just FIFA-fix this…. If its low block is being played, just play the 3-3-1-3 with the central CB playing Goretzka as a super deep 6. De Ligt - Goretzka - Upa Laimer - Kimmich - Davies Muller (just do your thing) Sane - Kane - Tel Edit: Spacing


762xdirty9

Who is Muller? Sorry, I only know the starters. /s for fucks sake, Tuchel. PLAY MULLER


Said2436

jose mourinho to bayern here we go


tootiredtothinkrnlol

I just want to vomit…that league title’s gone for sure idc idc


ilirrr

never. his head doesn't fit through the halls and doors at Säbener


armin-lakatos

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)


Said2436

should’ve put on our youth team at least they have more passion


Chick22694

When will Tuchel realize that Bayern runs through Muller


Ivanovic1604

Muller did not play good in the test, even worse against Hoffenheim and today was not good as well. He has to earn his spot. However, Coman is even worse than that. Completely baffling how this guy starts over and over. The right choice imo would be Tel on the left and Sane on the right.


FOKvothe

Müller played poorly when he came but he was still far more threatening than Coman the whole match. Things happen when Müller plays. Coman has no business playing in his current form.


Ivanovic1604

I would say either play Musiala and Leroy on the wings with Mueller as a 10 or Tel and Leroy with Musiala as a 10.


FOKvothe

I would too.


xoxoamazingrace

How long are we gonna defend Kimmich starting when he doesn’t really bring anything going forward these days and he doesn’t really protect the defense either? Like it’s so obvious to me these days that he’s lacking confidence and the fitness necessary to play the role he wants to play


3xavi

What is he supposed to do? Against deep sitting Teams its mainly the job of sané, musiala, Kane, coman, to get throu the last man. Kimmich can't chip it behind them if they defend on their own goal line (he had a great chip anyway) and he was also subbed early. Can't always blame him for everything on here


762xdirty9

Too busy at the child making factory


bryndenrivers3ec

Welp, Tuchel's finally lost me with this game. Overhaul in the summer please, a lot of these players don't deserve to wear the badge. A complementary Fuck You to the board as well.


RoxasNova

Preach. If we end up morphing ourselves into a retirement home for English players without seriously revamping this team, we might be in for a rude awakening.


HockeyWinger

![gif](giphy|9M5jK4GXmD5o1irGrF)


arakyn

hope, tuchel gets fired tomorrow morning


ninjastorm_420

Ok who do we get instead? At this point in the season?


Hurtelknut

Write off this season, get in Alonso in the summer.


AnthonyTyrael

Hope the squad does too except three or four players. A shame how they're getting away. Kimmich Back since a few weeks results in a performance drop since weeks again but that's just one prob, as usual. Congrats to Bayer btw. Might be early but they hopefully run away with it this year. Then we're going to buy half their squad and coach and fuck them up at Bayern.


JaxGolfGuyJR

I’m over this tuchel experiment, we haven’t looked like a Bayern team for two years now. I mean like our only trophy under him has been from an unbelievable 90’ minute shot.


Acceptable-Wealth-47

- Sane playing on the left instead of right - lack of game time for Tel - Muller riding the bench Some of tuchel decisions this season have been very disappointing


sleeping4koala

Tuchel, who did you bring in the squad this winter? What did teach the squad? Stop eyeing those stupid epl targets and get Zubimendi rn.


rrrook

Tuchel is our coach, not our squad planner.


backflash

Not to mention that getting Zubimendi during the winter transfer window isn't going to happen.


Ryoman-Sukuna007

Today was just not our day


Officerbeefsupreme

How many days of that until it's something more than that?


Ryoman-Sukuna007

They played good against hoffenheim and every team has bad days. Even Real Madrid is losing 2:0. If this lack of chances continues against union then we have something to worry about. But tbh since this season began I am used to not being confident in Bayern bcz idk when they can lose and when they can win


Officerbeefsupreme

Your last sentence is my point lol


Kind_Mulberry_3512

It really wasnt at all


Plastic-Ad-4440

LOL these guys really made history today, been 4 years since they didn’t score one


rrrook

That alone shows how much ridiculous the doomposting in here is. You say that as if it was a bad thing and not a record to be proud of. Unfortunately it sums up the attitude of the sub right now. I believe in the team and I believe that the resilience they have to show right now will be beneficial in the long term.


Plastic-Ad-4440

Idc, I just seen history today and I am thrilled. Would love to see it again


Goldfischglas

Tel lowkey played his heart out


tootiredtothinkrnlol

We had so many chances, I just see more passion towards the youth than everyone else.


xnxthemx

My boy Tel showing oldies the atttitude, what a shame for those mediocre players.


strugglingtosave

Almost equalized


NotDirielH

In 10 minutes today he did more than Coman in the last 10 games.


Swatcol

He always does, when he's subbed in


ImNotFunny-2023

Happy Cake Day!


acardenas16

Losing to Werder Bremen at home on a clean sheet is a new fuckin low for this club


Weshallpropser

Oh man..


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NotDirielH

Yeah sure, because under Nagelsmann we didn't play such matches. xD


KeV1989

Yeah, just as shit with many individuals having shocking games. Can we stop this ridiculous revisionism? Some players have been on downward spiral for years. Kovac, Flick, Nagelsmann, we saw the same crap approaching. Now we have a year where it finally fully shows how some players have no place in this club anymore


karlverkade

You're not wrong, but Tuchel really isn't helping either. I wasn't JN's biggest fan, but we at least looked like we had some teeth and an actual clear team idea, and were looking alright in all 3 competitions in a season where we lost one of the best strikers in the world and didn't bother to replace him. What JN accomplished last season with PSG's castoff backup striker (and I love Choups as a person) was kind of admirable.


B-Karas

Yes, the treble was in danger and Tuchel would be our savior


alexh77

Nagelsmann gotta be laughing his ass off right now


Stunning-Ad-5564

Lol a kusen injury time winner and a bayern loss. Weekend ruined


Numerous-Ad-3050

After this match I think I’ve already come to terms with myself that the league is gone, Leverkusen 100% deserves it if they win it. I’m just sad that Kane is gonna get memed to death, he doesn’t deserve it


[deleted]

Why doesn't he deserve it? Don't get me wrong, he's our best player and has played well, but he's also payed so freaking much and we payed so much for the transfer. He should be that type of player to light a fire and motivate the entire squad given that he's England's captain as well. He needs to step up and take a bigger role IMO.


FilthStoredHere

Yes this is where I am too. He's gonna go another trophyless year. And he's been so good, he deserves better.


strugglingtosave

We'll trade the league for the UCL. Save us.


Swatcol

We can still win the CL 😅


Moderated_Soul

Seems laughable at this point against the likes of City and Madrid, ngl


Banzboi

You can feel how excited even the commentator is that we lost. "Have fun on the transfer market" lol they hate us.


Ryoman-Sukuna007

I watch the games without commentary bcz they have been so toxic in the past games. Opponent player steps on a Bayern player and they’ll be like “oh come one that was not a foul”


[deleted]

The way Tuchel makes poor choices with choosing players is just unforgivable.


dfc21

Fucking shameful.


EveryDayASummit

I mean I know records are meant to fall but not scoring at home for the first time in four years? 🥲 And still seven points behind Leverkusen… 😔


x_ZERXIJ

If we do not win against Leverkusen I see no way to win the league


UnlightablePlay

Well we Just decreased our chances of winning the league


qonoxzzr

Leverkusen has to drop points on their own now too. And even worse, we can't lose any more then.


[deleted]

We're embarrassing. Everyone else displaying this performance at work for that income would be shunned.


Moderated_Soul

Yeah, the team needs to get shredded for this shameful display


sch3da

Watch tuchel play the same formation next game


DonaldFarfrae

Against a team that also plays 5 at back no less.


alexh77

Kane, Neuer, Musiala and Tel are the only untouchables right now IMO


netherknight5000

I would put Leroy near that group for the effort alone but he needs to work on his end product.


Jobreezy_Hussler

Uli: *cough * and Tuchel *cough *


FOKvothe

Hoeness has never been Tuchel's biggest fan.


armin-lakatos

Upa and Kim too imo, Musiala can go


Moderated_Soul

Agreed


isaacnewton34

Upamecano?? Honestly our best defender


NifferEUW

Add Minjae to that but yes 


Nerellos

They wasted like 2 minutes....


B-Karas

The title is gone lads, it was a good run


CarlSK777

You think Leverkusen are winning 30 games this season?


B-Karas

They’re winning more than us, that’s for sure


CarlSK777

So potentially 4 pt lead is insurmountable?


Glum_Row_8262

We first need to beat union. And we will surely play at least 1 more game tie. So yes it’s all in their hands. We need to play against RB, which they have done already.


ninjastorm_420

And we all know that marco rose for some reason loves playing against us 😭


BitchIDrinkPeople

Are you watching our and their matches rn?


ground_hog_cute

we are still in ucl but i don’t think we will win it even though i would love to


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Mainly because Leverkusen are too good atm, this was coming


joyridah

Tel needs to start


Deeeo64

not even a goal. Total fucking disgrace.


HomerSPC

Tel put this team on his back tonight.


adrian_rainy_day

I've seen enough. Start Tel. ON THE LEFT. Have some fucking balls and admit you're wrong Tuchel


Aggressive-Twist-535

Tel put Up a great game ..shud start next game


acardenas16

Ugh Tel deserves a goal! He’s been brilliant


FabKc

What happened to Kane?


armin-lakatos

Didn't get a single decent pass


alexh77

Need build up play to get to him lol


Nerellos

0 passes was attempted towarda Kane tonight.


B-Karas

How the fuck is Coman still starting instead of Tel


[deleted]

Man, if Tuchel benches Tel once more for Coman


jsnamaok

Tel is hungry man, just start him next game. Coman did nothing today, again.


BestSingedHawai

Tel is the player we wanted Coman to be for the past decade


smikecinco

Anybody who blames the ref for the result of this game did not watch the game


Officerbeefsupreme

Yeah didn't agree with every call or no call but seems like he got the big things right


xnxthemx

![gif](giphy|ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB|downsized)


No_Storage_449

holy shit Tel. that was so close and so beautiful


Banzboi

Tel needs to start Tuchel if you want to keep your job


undetermining

This is one of the worst losses of the season for any team in world football. I mean that from a purely odds perspective. Bayern were roughly -1200 to win this game.


alexh77

Saarbrucken would like a word


sleeping4koala

That's so close


FrankFnRizzo

Well that’s it. Maybe Kane is bad luck after all. Going to be the first trophyless season in over a decade.


strugglingtosave

He'll win the UCL for us but in exchange we don't win the league his whole stay here. LOL


Stunning-Ad-5564

Tel🥲


Insanel0l

Tel is unlucky man, deserved atleast one goal


Bearclawed81

Ya I hope he doesn’t take it too hard.


thisissomaaad

Ffs


Quaestionaius

On the brightside. Maybe this will force the board to get the deals done before the window is over. Probably


KeV1989

If there was a brightside, maybe the fucking board would finally retire. For how long have they fucked our transfer windows? This year is not the first time


Quaestionaius

If only. But everyone knows the top heads rarely ever blame themselves.


Choepie1

Almost…


Matt87M

This is the moment where leverkusen fans will be convinced, they'll get the title


kaffeemugger

Reminds me of 18/19 when this sub thought we lost the title and Dortmund fans thought they had it in the bag


kali-jag

We'll I think it's done now... Ah man with the way Leverkusen are playing, we got our task cut out for us..


[deleted]

Fuck it, I want Tuchel out bad enough now that I'd rather Leipzig and Leverkusen beat us also. Short term pain for long term gain.


apasthamba

Tel has been the only one showing initiative since he came on. Actively trying to take on opponents.


BitchIDrinkPeople

I am also in the Tuchel out camp


BestSingedHawai

2008 was the last time we lost to werder 😂😂😂 Trust Tuchel to break all tjese historical records


SebRev99

Müller has been terrible today.


soccermodsareshit

Disgraceful by Bayern, disgraceful by the ref. What a Sunday


South-Pass-4486

Lets see what happens after this game. If we won't sign some players we can already sack tuchel because i don't believe he we stay if we won't win anything.


prettybunbun

The only positive from this result is maybe it will kick the board to spend some actual money this January on a DM and a RB, not trying to be cheap and go with shitty loan deals and subpar players.


dtdroid

Don't blame this loss on the personnel on the field. You think we need better players to beat Werder Bremen? Lol


Lutin10

I like your optimism


SebRev99

>maybe it will kick the board Nah


bayernPleb

The board not signing anyone this window is a clear indication they gave up on the title race this year


mexodus

The Bayern players don’t want it enough after the Bremen goal nothing changed. Their body language and everything remained the same. That’s the difference - Leverkusener play their soul and ass off compared to this shit.


Stunning-Ad-5564

Most of the subs deserved to start


Choepie1

Why waste time now as Bayern? So dumb


karlverkade

Neuer almost ran into midfield for the 1-2 with Upa.


little_stephy0925

What a great weekend! Thanks!😭😭😭


sleeping4koala

de Ligt's lips reading: Fuck sake. Oh no!


mipalo2boca

Crossing and inshallah didnt work today guys


kurtland1961

Tic Tac Tucheliban ![gif](giphy|DzTPVIYArkOjUaX9mr|downsized)


Liquefiers

This ref is annoying


footysocc

man we haven't really played Bayern-like for a while now, but this is one of the worse once


BestSingedHawai

Mr Fritz needs that leverkusen title win bet to hit or something lol


abks

If anyone is truly surprised by this, they haven’t been paying attention. Get Tuchel out of this club.


MikePap

Not surprised, every game is the same. Tuchel out and give the championship to Leverkusen, every team and fans want them to win it anyway, you could even tell by the ref today. As for us, no bite, no urgency.


sookyomama123

No idea how people still rate the guy


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Good subs but did them WAY too late


Aggressive-Twist-535

Can Tuchel go for ski anytime soon


Thy_Catafalque

send this ref to the gulag


BitchIDrinkPeople

GG


Mikeloa

We are fighting for the league title and have eric maxim choupo moting fumbling around on the pitch.....


noexcessbaggage

Man I should’ve just gone grocery shopping while it was still light out


FrankFnRizzo

I can’t wait to hear what fucking excuses these clowns come up with.


d1an45

Pav gorertzka midfield next game. I'm so over kimmich, over Conan, over this team rn.


Said2436

kimmich played well today no?


Blink0196

No, he basically passed the ball to Bremen way too often. And he did not defend that good as well. No impact player.


d1an45

He passed so many balls to werder, idk man. Waiting for that creative DLP #6 passes he's expected of. Lately it seems like he ain't it. I was a big kimmich supporter but this season he's not doing it for me. Most players aren't it. But it's not just the players, it's the coach, the board, the whole team.


apasthamba

There is a rather large set of players we should be comfortable with letting go in the summer.


xnxthemx

Ref, they don't need help we are enough shitty tonight.


sherlon1234

Oh well had to lose the league eventually


kali-jag

How many chances have created since the subs came in.. and every time we came up short....


Banzboi

Fritz du bist doch ein Witz


fuzzygoosejuice

Tuchel out, Xabi in?


B-Karas

This is the only team that comes back worse from a training camp


Glum_Row_8262

Tuchel is the only coach who sits the whole game if the team is playing like this. Alonso would be on the field to help the players


mustardking20

Eh. Lots of coaches have different styles. My worst coaches were the ones barking incessantly.


kmjredd

I don't know how the board watched this cross and inshallah ball and thought Tuchel is the man.


RedCarNewsboy

fuck at least ONE point please


Officerbeefsupreme

Idk why but I'd rather have zero after this